what were they thinking when casting this?

>>82640750
Should have been Tom Cruise and BDH.

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Shut your whore mouth

>>82640750
They could be brothers.

>>82640795
What is that?

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Luc Besson can do no wrong.

>>82640795
bacon is haram,you kaffirs can keep her
smdh

>>82640750
>Cast attractive actors
>What do you mean attractive?
>What do you think I mean by attractive anon? People you want to fuck.
>Oh I get it now. No problem.

>>82640750
Say whatever you want, but Cara has that sci-fi otherworldy ayy look.

>>82640750

how can he breathe being so close to her stench?

>>82641410
But she's supposed to be a girl from 11th century France.

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>guy is handsome chad adventurer type with square jaw
>cast some pussy emo faggot straight out of Twillight

>girl is cute redhead that looks smart and capable
>cast some anorexia supermodel dumb slut with empty eyes

And during entire trailer the show literally zero emotions. This is gonna suck.

>>82640750

holy fuck, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt would have been better than those shits.

>>82641480
Yeah, but there's also magic in the comics, let's just say her eyebrows are actually a curse from an evil sorcerer.

>>82641493
>And during entire trailer the show literally zero emotions.

I totally didn't notice that.

t. autist.

>>82641502
Don't put that evil on Valerian.
Speaking of which, what happened to Lawrence? I haven't seen her in anything since that movie flopped.

>>82640750
young and pretty/anime like faces

>>82641493
Just admit you're gay, faggot.
It'll be much easier for you to watch your dreamy handsome adventurer then.
Try Magic Mike.

>>82640750
I assume they're meant to be slightly ayyy teens?

>>82640750
Isn't that the question of the day?

>>82640750
My guess was lets launder some money.

More importantly what were they thinking spending 200 million plus on the budget?

>>82640750
They were thinking that no one else would be stupid enough to fucking take the roles you fucking stupid prick.

Dean Dehaan is not a bankable actor. Nobody even realizes that his name is Dane. He's that forgettable.

>>82642557
Don't badmouth Dane "Classic" DeHaan

>>82642149
How many movies do you expect an actor to be in? Movie released at the end of December.

>>82642149
That movie made 300 million to a 110 million dollar budget. No flop there.

>>82642688
That's fucking gross, she should have kept that on. When she had it on it gave the illusion of her having a girl's body.
Literally a 10 year old boy with gynecomastia.

>>82642627
Dano is the only classic.

>>82642946
Dane is at least 20% more classic than Paul.

>Cara Delimeme and that one queer looking faggot

Instant blunder.

>>82642835
>googling gynecomastia
Thanks for educating me anom

>>82642688
you can see the pussy

>>82640750
I just have to look at her stupid cunt face and lose all interest

>>82643078
She has nude photos like every supermodel whore out there.

>>82642991
Dehaan is a good dude. He browses /tv/

>spent last 15 minutes looking for a pic of a girl and a girl (male) bent over side by side or stacked on top of each other
>couldn't find one
What the fuck, Internet

Stop shilling your flick here, Dane.

>>82642309
>think that a hero looks cool because he's masculine
>OMG YOU GAY FAGGOT

Wow, projecting your insecurities much? I bet you fap to traps.