The cinema bouncers come up to you and say "were going to

>Heh, you thought I was single? See that couple over there? That's my wife and his bull. I just went to get popcorn for them.

I submit myself for handcuffing and escorting out

Meh, I could probably take them.

Why the fuck did they let me in in the first place? Let me enjoy the movie dumbasses.

Try to bribe them with crab legs

>>82640533
Ask one to marry me?

>crossboarding

cancer in its purest form

>>82640533
Show them my anvil wife they proceed to apologize and give me free popcorn in my next trip to this kinoplex.

>>82640533
oh that's how it is uh?

*unzips their pants*

>>82640533
Eviscerate them with crab legs

>>82640533
Hi billy, haven´t seen you posting on /fit/ in a minute. Ran out of roids?

say that i've been hired to fill out the manlet pit.

B-b-but I know Sam and Casey

>>82640533
Remind them that I'm literally their only customer, and if they kick me out they won't get any customers at all.

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>>82640533
>too lazy to shoop the sign which clearly states that this is a rap concert and not a kinoplex

How the fuck did I end up in the UK?

>>82641566
I'll just dive into the theater lake until they stop looking for me

>>82640533
Remind them we're in England and no such policy exists.

What the fuck is wrong with america? When did you all trade in your dicks for pussies?

>>82641756
Because Chad and Stacy don't want to see the kind of singles that go to the theater, and (((Pepsi Co))) likes having a monopoly on what gets consumed at the theater.

>>82641756
>not being creeped out by soloers
JUST