The Truman Show Thread

>it's a Truman tries to curb his burgeoning porn addiction by turning to drugs and alcohol, but just ends up masturbating in front of the computer anyway in a valium and bourbon induced stupor, but he can't manage to finish and tries to walk to bed but pukes onto the floor and falls into it before losing consciousness episode

>>82639477
Unironically the best movie ever made

is this just a meme to excuse blogposting or is there an actual joke based on the movie?

>it's a 'Truman has so little social contact whenever he sees a cute girl smile at him he rushes to the pc to tell his internet friends about it' episode
HAHA who comes up with these?

>>82639726
It was brandy and xanax if I remember correctly yeah that was a bad episode

>>82639477
>it's a Truman slowly but surely over the course of many months becomes redpilled and full blown 1488 and gives roman salutes to his computer monitor while watching hitler videos on youtube episode

>>82639802
Hell of a season opener though.

>it's a Truman literally pukes on the carpet from spending so much time huffing his own farts and then has to turn on porn and masturbate to get his mind off of it episode

>tfw every summer I visit seaside beach at 30a Florida, the town where they filed the Truman Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9BAhFQNE34

FLOWERS :D

>it's a marlon shows up with a 6 pack 5 times episode

>>82640452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZisrR8Nnw

>>82640452
>>82640512
Fuck, it's real? That place is so pretty.

I wanna go now.

>It's a "Truman's wife sets up a threesome with her hot best girlfriend with no condoms required and Truman drank too much wine and passed out on the sofa before the action could begin" episode

>it's a Truman goes in a murderous rampage and run over several children just to see the real world, before the producers evacuate everyone and finally cancel the show, leaving him alone in a perpetual night in a deserted city episode

Man that was a hard one.

>it's a Truman fucks a blow up doll while screaming JULAY episode

>>82641186
>JULAY
>JULAAAAHHH

>>82639477
>it's a "Truman discovers vanilla WoW and spend the next 10 years infront of his computer only leaving to get more food and take a shit" episode.

This is my favorite /tv/ meme. This threads make me happy.

<3

>>82640879
its pretty awesome. a beautifull beachside town . my family owns a condo there

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>tfw you will never start spewing anti-islamic rhetoric to get your Truman show cancelled so that you can get out and find the love of your life who now turns out to be a muslim-loving SJW and only wants to bash you.

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>it's a Truman drives drunk and runs someone over and decides to dump the body in the woods episode
I sure hope no one saw Truman do that