AVP is officially more canon than Alien Covenant

The joke is that Prometheus is a remake of the first AvP.

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Alien is just boring Metroid

>>82639191
I knew those mapping balls looked familiar, ripped straight from AVP:R. i always knew they had PredTech

>>82639048
Ridley scott doesnt have to follow his own canon faggot, he can do what he wants regardless if you like it or not

>>82639302
there has to be a name for people like you that always defends all directors, countries, companies and whatever, is not really bootlicker but something like it

>>82639444
Apologists, fanboys, fuckheads?

>>82639048
The new alien universe its or should be a reboot
To be honest family.

>>82639048
>Alien Covenant: Facehugger latches on for a split second, instantly 'infects' its host, Doesnt even make the host unconscious. 5 minutes later a MINIATURE, translucent xenomorph is born and 5 minute later its fully grown
You're kidding.

Tell me you're making stuff up.

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>>82639048
Never thought i'd see the day Ridley Scott would stoop so low and fuck up his own universe..

>>82639228
>boring

Right..

Hey this is what you faggots wanted. More of those wacky aliums!
He tried to do something different with Prometheus but you fuccos kept asking
>WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE ARE THE ALIUMS!!??

>>82641033
dude is old and doesn't care
he's just filling his coffers for when he dies

>>82640971
hes telling the truth. unfortunately

>>82641067
WHERE ARE THE ALIENS ANON!

>mfw colonial marines is more canon than covenant

>>82640971
yeah dude it doesnt even knock him out, it didnt even have enough time to plant the embryo

>>82641067
too bad Prometheus sucked

>>82639048
this line of thinking might be worse than capeshit

also, no, I'm not defending Ridley Hack

I wanted to open an alien thread when I come home, but I will ask my question here

how do I get into alien kino ?
where do I start ? I have only seen avp1, the one with arnold and the first half of prometheus

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So fucking retarded, why not just leave it a mystery where the aliens come from? why even show the white babby face engineers at all when you had PIC RELATED

fuck ridley scott

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>>82641131
>>82641185

Yep, the new Bladerunner will be shit too. Old man Ridley creates shit now.

>>82641799
>Its true...All of it..

>>82639048
AVP >>>> Aliens

Wasn't prometheus actually critically acclaimed? Like, scores in the 70s-80s?

How.

HOW.

>>82642330
Ridley got fucked in the head with money

>>82642330
Everytime i see an article on facebook about prometheus, 80% of the people praise the movie and say they think it is great.

It's unbelievable.

>>82642330
It's literally
>Ooh shiny spaceship
>Ooooh spooky planet
>Eek creepy alien
>Woah big explosion
That's a 10/10 for normies aka 90% of the planet

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>Alien Covenant: Facehugger latches on for a split second, instantly 'infects' its host, Doesnt even make the host unconscious. 5 minutes later a MINIATURE, translucent xenomorph is born and 5 minute later its fully grown

WHAT?