Good morning, everyone. Welcome back.
I’d like you all to review and adhere to the following notes and rules for Season 5 of my talk show.
There will be no meetings in my dressing room. No stopping by or popping in. NO ONE.
Do not come to my dressing room unless invited.
Do not open my dressing room door. IF YOU OPEN MY DOOR, EXPECT TO BE REMOVED.
My security team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me.
I want all the ambushing to stop now. That includes TV staff.
You must schedule an appointment.
I have been taken advantage of by my lenient policy in the past. This ends now. NO MORE.
Do not approach me while I’m in the makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly. Either knock or use the doorbell.
I am seeking more free time for me throughout the day.
Do not wait in any hallway to speak to me. I hate being ambushed. Please make an appointment.
I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway, and do not attempt to walk with me.
If you’re reading this, yes, I mean you.
Everyone, do not take offense to the new way of doing business. It is for the good of my personal life and enjoyment.
Thank you all,
Steve Harvey
>>82636993
Sounds fine to me. What's the problem?
>>82636993
>publicly endorsing trump = damage control
I need this document for my job.
>>82637024
t. autistic americunt
>>82637272
I'm not American and I'm certainly not a cunt. Try again?
sounds like an insurance policy against rape accusations
>the absolute state of american television
What a powerful mustache
I don't blame him for not wanting to be bothered every 5 minutes
>>82636993
le funny faces gamer host XD
who watches this crap anyway
>>82636993
It comes across a little dickish, but imagine how many people come up to him throughout the day when the shit could have been planned. And as someone else mentioned, he may be saving himself from accusation.
Lol what prompted this?
This is beyond autism its straight up down syndrome
>>82637459
hes probably tired of being bothered every 2 minuts when hes trying to relaxe with his rape victims in his dressing room
what a fucking cunt
hope someone stabs him
The note could have been more polite, but sometimes you just appreciate your boss being straight up with you about what they want.
I don't blame him. If a lighting guy or sound guy on a movie set bothers a principle they're getting fired. Shouldn't be different with a TV set.
>>82636993
Busy guy who's tired of being harassed. Makes sense to me.
Miss Columbia
>>82636993
Boss doesn't want to mingle with his employees. What's the issue here?
>>82637587
OHHHH, I BET YOU DO!
This is the issue with being charming and having a likable personality. People think they are your friend and that they are closer to you, so they feel like they can get away with whatever because you won't mind. I don't blame him for putting his foot down.
>>82637079
>endorsing
he met up with him and wanted to be part of the housing development team
>>82637459
apparently since hes a likeable guy a large number of staff/workers on the show would just walk into his room at random times and ask for money and other shitty favors.
>>82637830
Tell that to blacks.
>>82637812
This is why I try to be uncharming and unlikable.
The boss doesnt want to spread himself thin.
Must really make you losers who never have to focus on success offended.
You think it's unusual for focused people to be selfish with their time? Try and get anyone important on the phone for a chit chat at your leisure, losers.
>>82637319
>denies being an american or a cunt, but not autistic
>>82637938
I have made at least one post on /tv/. Its too late for me, and you.
>my talk show
>don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again
>>82637319
>not American
>not a cunt
Pick one, buddy.
>>82637981
Kek. Underrated
>>82638084
Well I have fibre optic internet, and don't have Comcasts fist up my anus. What does that make me?
>>82636993
Should they make an appointment when he's getting fired?
>>82637883
It comes naturally to me.
Any proof this is real? Sounds like anon is LARPing
NAME SIX THANGS YOU GONNA GET PUT IN YOUR CHEST AND HEAD IF YOU COME UP IN MY DRESSING ROOM UNINVITED
>>82638201
It published was in Variety.
I hope no one bothers to warn him when the zombie outbreak starts
>>82636993
Sounds like he's fucking guys in his dressing room to me.
>>82638201
I've worked indirectly under him a couple times. People talk. It's true.
>>82638232
Your dick!
Steve Harvey is a fucking scumbag. He preaches about how he's a super Christian and that people who do things he dislikes are going to hell then cheats on his wife all the time and does all types of degenerate shit. Fuck that bingo bongo.
>>82638201
Published in several outlets
>>82638265
yeah you would know about clandestinely fucking men lol
>>82638265
I think he's a closeted germaphobe, like Howe Mandel. The baldness is telling.
>known for his perfect hairline
>shaves his head bald
>>82636993
>Steve you're in 5 minutes late due to important news coverage, don't freak out m8.
>>82636993
Sounds like his lawyer wrote it. Why did he need this?
>>82638376
His lawyer must be a dumb chimp.
>>82638127
It makes you a cunt
Steve Harvey is a fucking faggot lmao
>married 3 times
>cheated on first two wives and blamed them for it
>says women shouldn't marry non-christian men because he has no "moral barometer"
Needs to fuck off
>>82638433
I have 1Gbps, what does that make me?
>>82636993
*stares into the camera, dumbstruck*
>>82638419
Okay.
>>82638293
t. Steve Harvey
>>82638433
>yfw America has no cunts
No wonder you're all gay, lol.
>>82638486
>his entire schtick
Lmao
He will get fired and no one will blame racism.
I feel like this guy is gonna have a rape/sex abuse scandal
>>82638681
Yea, sounds like the staff barged in with work stuff and he was getting busy with poontang
>>82637544
Lol
>>82636993
Nothing wrong with this. Let the man fap in peace.
>>82638735
>>82638681
that or coke
>>82638281
So like every """""christian""""" I've ever met
>>82637024
nu-male cuckbois get offended at the slightest sign of authority or assertiveness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg&ab_channel=StormzyTV
>>82637024
This. What's wrong with it?
>>82637544
mfw
>>82637024
This
I don't get it
Steve is /myguy/
>>82636993
based as fuck. is he, dare I say it, /our guy/ ??
>>82637319
What a cunty post.
Try being in any position of authority
Even just being a maitre d' and you will have literally everyone coming up to you all the time.
Imagine being an actual department head/boss or talkshow host/producer.
I hope he goes to jail for being black.
>Everyone, do not take offense to the new way of doing business
>I just fucking hate all of you and don't want to speak to any of you
k, thanks
ATHEISTS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTnmZkHnTE