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First

>It's real
;_;

>>82636971
>>>/youtube/

>>82636932
Literally Who?

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>>82636932
Holy fuck, I thought this was a bait thread

RIP sexy granny

sticky when?

F

man fuck you guys

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>>82636932
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

>>82636932
>>82637499
jawfus are the best fus

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>this will be a real sticky in the next 10 years

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>>82637640
Yes :3

>>82636932
>google Sigourney Weaver
>read obituary
>it says I died a year ago in a plane crash

What the fuck?

JUST

>>82638306
in 10y she'll be 77 so I don't think so
20y sure

MODS MODS MODS

sage

>>82638649
Spoopee

>>82638306
>implying there wont be a WWIII in the next 2 years.

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Would you?

>>82639486
They haven't even released the first Wonder Woman yet

>>82639517
I have

>>82639934
Mel is that you?

RIP moot

>>82639529
Kek

>>82637499
fuck you my heart raced a little bit, i really thought she was dead

>>82639517
Repeatedly

>>82638649
>I
Post xenos or gtfo

>>82639517
Until I died of dehydration

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>>82638649
>I

>>82639517
Who the fuck wouldnt?

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>>82639934

>>82636932
And Christopher Lee still is chugging along
So based

>>82639934
Hi, Shatner!