>simpsons jokes you always understood

>>82637895
>mommy will you buy me this license plate
>no, come along Bort,
>Huh? You talkin to me?
>Ugh, no. My son is also named Bort.

Chuck's Seed and Feed?

Aurora Borealis?!

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My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... "Malk"?

Chuck's Fuck & Suck

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Ahoy Maties!

If the water turns blue, a baby for you

If purple ye see, no baby thar be

If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail

>margepotato.jpg

>>82637990
Overrated meme joke. It was always worth a chuckle, but now it's parroted as one of the greatest comedic moments in all history.

>>82636716
You know what would be better? I can't think of any right now, but how about Simpsons jokes you THOUGHT you understood, and were funny, but were actually way funnier once you got older and realized the extra layers of comedy.

>>82637969
chuck, fuck, suck

>>82638075
There's rape involved eventually right?

>>82637895
Gift shop is out of Bort License plates, repeat out of Bort License plates.

>>82638075
wtf is this

>>82638028
Batman's a scientist.

>>82637999
>You promised me dog or higher!

>>82638028
never got this one

somebody wanna explain?

>>82638075
>ipad
>not mypad

completely ruined the immersion for me

chuck's cheed chand cheed

>>82638402
He stopped because he needed a haircut.

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WOOOAHOW

>>82636716
OP sucks Chuck, Chuck fucks OP,

>>82636716
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Tyrone's Cuck and Fuck

BART GET OUT IM PISS

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Why did a baby love a power tool so much?

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>>82638075

Homer's Fuck Maggie in the Ass and Feed on her Corpse

bump blumpf

>>82638038
No, just Chuck's.

>>82638038
>>82640200
Chuck's Feed and Seed

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>>82638796

Chuck's fuck Chuck in the ass and get your dick sucked by Chuck

>>82637999
>vitamin R

SUCCC's CHUCK AND FNEED