ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

drop trip

I was almost half interested in a conversation about this, even if it's obviously just bait.

But I'm just not giving the time of day to a trip.

>>82636588
>not good
>dubs less than Arnies body count

Post, no...thread disregarded

Here's why you're stupid:

"Arnold movies" weren't a product, Arnold was simply a popular lead actor in the 80s and was able to work with a lot of good directors. Milius, Cameron, McTiernan, Verhoeven, above-average filmmakers whose films weren't made to promote Arnold. Also, Commando is a good movie.

Let's look at his main body of work
>Conan the Barbarian (1982)
legit good, epic
>Conan the Destroyer (1984)
meh, cashing in on a sequel
>The Terminator (1984)
legit good
>Red Sonja (1985)
absolute crap, why was this even made?
>Commando (1985)
fun and dumb, to lighten up the mood after grim fantasy stuff
>Raw Deal (1986)
forgettable
>Predator (1987)
good, could even stand on it's own feet if Arnold was replaced - but would people have seen it withou him?
>The Running Man (1987)
silly, still pretty good
>Red Heat (1988)
meh, forgettable tripe
>Twins (1988)
it's not absolutely terrible, but it's not good either, a few chuckles

Now let's continue to the 90's

>Total recall (1990)
legit great, get your ass to Mars - this honestly has that 80's feel, Verhoeven is just a genius
>Kindergarten Cop (1990)
why? WHY?
>Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
great
>Last Action Hero (1993)
self-parody, just ok but has some... heart?
>True Lies (1994)
another just ok movie
>Junior (1994)
FUCK THIS SHIT
>Eraser (1996)
ehhh without Arnold it would've been forgotten already
>Jingle All the Way (1996)
not the worst Arnold comedy
>Batman & Robin (1997)
jesus fuck I want to die
>End of Days (1999)
can't even remember this
>The 6th Day (2000)
another forgettable flick
>Collateral Damage (2002)
I did not know this even existed
>Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
merely ok, but kinda pointless

can't be bothered with the rest

>>82636588
t. Millenial faggot who will never be masculine

>>82638963
When was the last time you watched Kindergarten Cop?

>>82638963
Every single movie listed there is a great film. Shit in their own 'Arnoldesque' way, but great nonetheless.

>>82638963
>he doesnt like kindergarten cop, last action hero or true lies
i take it you never rented them on vhs from blockbuster in the 90s, so your opinion is discarded

>>82638963
Weird ratings.

For me, Jingle All The Way was probably his last really good film and Twins is probably a top 5.

Total Recall is his best though, purely in thanks to Verhoeven.