Biopics you want to see

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BORIS THE UNBROKEN

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Neall "Nellis" Ellis

>Born 1949 in South Africa
>Fights in Rhodesian Bush War
>Joins South African Army
>Learns to fly attack helicopters
>Masters the MI-24 HIND
>Apartheid ends
>Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil
>Acquires a HIND of his own
>Becomes mercenary
>"Have gunship, will travel."

>Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent.
>Almost all African communist and anti-western groups put a price on his head.
>Fights the Congo War.
>Year 2000
>Hired by Sierra Leone
>RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown
>It's nighttime so the helos can't fly.
>Sierra Leone army virtually overrun.
>Civil government prepares to capitulate.
>Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt.
>Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat.
>Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission.
>Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night.
>Helicopter breaks down
>Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter.
>Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes

>>82632025

I'd love to see the biopic of wahlberg's cripple/victim

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>>82632025
>SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war.
>Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite.
>Fights alone for two years.
>Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself.
>RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it."
>Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read:
>"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!"
>Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets.
>Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush.
>Plans to fight one man guerrilla war if he loses the chopper.
>Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance.
>Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and ground troops.
>Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt.
>Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq.
>Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.

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>>82632025
>>82632101

>>82632025
>>82632101
Jesus fuck how is this not a film yet?

>>82632388
You missed out. Real or not it was awesome.

>>82632101
>>82632025
How much of this is legit? His wikipedia article is a stub.

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THE REAL PORTLANDIA
Anne Hathaway as Hysterical Heather
Chris Pratt as Red Shirt White Male
Chris Evans as Blue Shirt White Male
Directed by Joss Whedon
Produced by Joss Whedon
Funded by Kickstarter campaign started by Joss Whedon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1xOKMKX80