why this rich and powerful country is so shit in making movies?

>>82630754
why your english is so bad?????????

>>82630754
Back to you shitting streets Panjeet

What, you don't like porn quality production values and image quality?

>>82630754
Because we're niether rich nor powerful

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>>82630754

wrong flag mate

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>>82630754

>>82630754
That's not the american flag.

They're better at making tv shows, imo.

Allah forbids it.
(good movie making that is.)

XD

Because the British empire collapsed and they are literally a shell of their former selves. Cucked by their own creation. USA.

>>82630754
lack of funding
it's way easier to get a tv show off the ground than it is a flick, all the money is in London instead of distributed evenly between L.A, New York et al like in America so if you don't get funding from the bbc then you're fucked basically

>>82630754
they're not that powerful, they just like to think of themselves as such

UK and Irish TV's been fun. I prefer it over American programmes myself, since they are able to poke fun at themselves more in the UK.

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Oh, sweetie...

>>82630754
>Ridley Scott (Alien, Blade Runner, Gladiator)
>Danny Boyle (Trainspotting, 28 days later Slumdog millionaire)
>Alfred Hitchcock (Psycho, The Birds, Vertigo)
>John Boorman (Excalibur, Deliverance, Hope and Glory)
>Countless actors, production crews and studios used in some of the best modern movies

Now enlighten us on the mastery of Indian cinema Pajeet

>>82630754
Fuck off Panjeet your 5 minute call centre lunch break is over.

We make some nice films and some fucking dreadful ones, our tv is amazing when it's good but sadly the nature of the BBC is that otherwise good tv series have things shoehorned in order to tick some sort of box.

>UK
>powerful

>tfw England is not even relevant in football anymore
What happened?

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>>82632006
Not him, but still butthurt are we Nigel?

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>>82630754
We make superb television though.

>>82632072
Not really, I don't think anyone would think twice between living in India or the UK. Who gives a fuck about relevance, all I want is a comfy life and the UK is comfy as fuck.

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>>82632072
Not him but:
>second largest population
>only sixth largest economy
>seventh largest nominal GDP
>one-hundred twenty-somethingth at GDP per capita
Kek. KEK! KEK! KEEEEEEEK!

>>82630754
I dunno they've done alright in recent years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_British_films

You need to look towards France and Germany to see countries which aren't living up to their reputation.

>>82631609
so many brit kinos made throughout history and you post this b-movie trash

>>82632153
Eh, your cottages are decently cosy, but from what little else I've seen of your country, each town that exceeds 10,000 inhabitants is noticeably decrepit. And the bouroughs around London are so depressing that I could've cried when I came up to them. Cute country but Thatcher could've been a little bit more lenient, and not had the housing become so ugly.

Doesn't beat Provence.

>>82632178
Infidel. Do you doubt that India will eventually be the first global power?

https://youtu.be/sn2uDyvRZ70

>>82632186
Ex Machina and Dredd two of my favs. Others which were ok are '71, Kingsman, Starred Up, Under the Skin, Rush, Locke, Gravity, etc.

>>82630754
I often enjoy BBC movies, maybe you are just not the intended audience?

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They made undoubtedly the best comedy film of all time

>>82632287
France would be fine if not for the people, the shit food and the ridiculous expense of everything, and Provence is full of migrants now. Least our migrants stay in the cities.

>>82632403
Eh, Provence =/= côte d'Azur though which is the one concerned by what you're indicting against it.

Anyways people here are nice. You just don't know it.

>>82630815
>he bought a 4chanpass

>>82632241
Go swallow a SIM card Barry

>>82630926
I'd be great at making a TV show too, if I only had to produce three episodes every two years.

We're forbidden by law. As with everything else.

>>82631996
>>Alfred Hitchcock (Psycho, The Birds, Vertigo)
These are all American films. Try again.

>>82634463
Better than literally every American TV show being milked to death with a million episodes before even die-hard fans get sick of it.

Seriously, Americans need to learn when to fucking stop a series.

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>>82632072
>one point three BILLION people
>still only just edging ahead of the UK with a population that is TWENTY times smaller

Really makes you think

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I can't wait for Darkest Hour, it's going to be the best churchill film ever.

>>82635117
I'm sure it's Tory propaganda

>>82634463
>has only ever seen Sherlock

>>82630754
We are good you Third World shit

>>82630754

Th better question this year is why the 4th largest economy in the entire fucking world supposedly can't exist on its own and instead HAS to be completely dependent on the bureaucratic mess that is the EU, according to most politicians.

>>82636589
good job we have the

>Northern Powerhouse

>>82636589
The problem with the EU is that it's ran by unelected Western left-wing bureaucrats, some with a "red" past, while the European Parliament in mostly filled with the absolute bottom of the barrel of European politics. National parties basically exile their dummies too powerful to otherwise remove to Bruxelles, where they're out of sight from the national public with their shenanigans. The EP is basically a zoo for all kinds of stupid.

But we do.

We just send all our talent to America, put on an accent, and let them spend their money making it.

But Britain produces the highest quality film and television. No one even comes close.