What kind of retcon do you want senpai?

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>>82625783
What the hell is going on in this movie? Transformers were there during every human conflict or some shit?

>>82625783
Just fuck my shit up.

>>82625783
>the transformers sided with Hitler
More proof that he literally did nothing wrong

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>>82626699
AHAHAHAH I've been watching all of them in theaters because I like turning my brain off and watching shit go boom every once in a while
This will be the first one I do pirate only
Dropped!

>>82625783
Just revise the entirety of world history my shit up f a m

>>82625783
Not one with Marky Mark

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>>82625814
Yes.

The Transformers have been here for all of human history, it seems. I now like to think that the tank in Tiananmen Square was a Transformer.

>>82626904
Wait a minute I thought the only transformer to show up was Megatron in the ice and that old blackbird?

>>82626699
MY FUCKING GOD, FUCK YOU (((HOLLYWOOD)))
NOT GOING TO SEE THIS SHIT ON CINEMA.

>>82625814
>>82626940

Have you fucking losers not even seen beastwars?

>>82626977
Dude Beast Wars isnt a part of the bay movie canon...is it?

>>82626940
In canon this doesn't make much sense at fucking all.

>>82626977
>beastwars
It was good but it wasn't cannon to G1, that is what is transformers to me. Bay fucked up the franchise, should have follow the original story of G1.
The first movie was good, I give him at least that.
Also

G1>beastwars>others

>this will make billions of dollars worldwide

I have no idea what is even going on with these movies

>>82626999
>Movies
>Canon

>>82626699
WUZ

>>82626904
>I now like to think that the tank in Tiananmen Square was a Transformer.
That'd be pretty fuckin' rad, actually.

They have exactly two things left to milk for Transformers. Unicron and Beast Wars. I expect Beast Wars to be the next movie.

>>82627141
Wait, is Unicron NOT in this one?

>>82627181
I dont know. There hasn't been any toys or anything like that featuring him so I'm guessing it'll be an entire movie of evil optimus.

>>82626699
Where do you think the term "Black Knight" comes from?

>>82626996
IT IS NOW FAMPAI

>>82627236
>it'll be an entire movie of evil optimus.
Probably not. Maybe for a couple acts. The big threat seems to be the Transformers' space-creators. Megatron will probably be up to some shit too.

>>82626699
Those transformers look cool as fuck in the background

>>82626699

What the fuck do those transformers even change into? Horses? Castles?

>>82627463
They turn into the most powerful beings they see so these will turn into Kangz

>>82627496
Kek

>>82625783
I can maybe understand the existence of Transformers being forgotten as far back as 500 AD, but in the 1940s? Fucking seriously?

It'll still probably be a fun movie, but god damn you are making it hard for me to suspend my disbelief.

>>82625783
LMAO IS THIS REAL ABSOLUTE MADMAN

WE SHOULD GET AN SPR BEACH LANDING SCENE WITH TRANSFORMERS LEADING THE CHARGE, OR MAYBE THEYRE THE LANDING BOATS THEMSELVES THEN AFTER THE GUYS RUN OUT THEY TRANSFORM INTO GOD MODE NAZI KILLERS AND WIN D-DAY SINGLE HANDEDLY

GO NUTS BAY ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE

>>82627657

>OR MAYBE THEYRE THE LANDING BOATS THEMSELVES THEN AFTER THE GUYS RUN OUT THEY TRANSFORM INTO GOD MODE NAZI KILLERS

That would actually be fucking sick

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>>82627697
LITERALLY 50/50 CHANCE HE DOES IT, IF HES DOING WW2 TRANSFORMERS GOTTA HAVE THE BEACH LANDING, ITS PERFECTLY WITHIN HIS BLOCKBUSTER CINEMA LANGUAGE

DELIVER BAY YOU FUCKIN LUNATIC

>>82627970
Michael Bay, shown here with his stand [M R . B O M B A S T I C]

>>82627657

They already showed a pic of starscream working for the nazis

>>82627328
Please be joking. The term 'Black Knight' was in no way a reference to someone's race, you idiot.

>>82626699
HE'S A NIGGER HE'S A NIGGER 50 YEARS AGO WE WOULD HAVE STUCK A FORK UP HIS ASS

>>82625783

Are you people really considering watching a Michael Bay movie? Don't waste your money on his shit films.

>>82626996

That Scorponok decepticon was in a few of Bay's movies.

>>82627036

Lots of explosions and special effects.