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>>82621632
Still waiting for Spiderman: the pre-911 cut

I'm going to add fake subtitles to the Bonesaw fight scene
What should Bonesaw's name be?

BONESAW IS RANDY

>>82621632
anyone else feel a little uncomfortable during this scene?

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>>82622177

>>82622177
https://youtu.be/JMG5Td1839k

I also loved the Hancock movie

>>82621632
It was a different time

>>82621632
still upset they removed the towers from media

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>>82621632

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>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "The White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."
2002 was a different time.

>Pretty Impressive... FOR A NIGGER!
What did he mean by this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXIquQRQaI

>>82625221
kek. never gets old

>>82622177
It's Sony that shopped it, they removed the plane due to the reaction from test audiences.

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>>82621632

Spiderman was actually in hell

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>we need to gas these ragheads. Heil hitler 1488

what did Raimi mean by this?

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>>82621632
>One of Cliff Robertson's main hobbies was flying

>Robertson was flying a private Beechcraft Baron over New York City on the morning of September 11, 2001. He was directly above the World Trade Center climbing through 7,500 feet when the first Boeing 767 struck. He was instructed by air traffic control to land immediately at the nearest airport after a nationwide order to ground all civilian and commercial aircraft following the attacks.[27]

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>>82621632

>>82629069
>date not 11/9/2017

missed potential right there but got a pretty good giggle mate

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>>82625054

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>>82621632
not posting raimi's original vision that got shot down by sony

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>>82625221

>>82629257
so many layers and nuances in this pic

>>82622177
>no_fun_allowed.jpg

>there are kids posting here that don't remember our victory that day

Feels old, man.

>>82629257
wew lad this is the most tv picture ever

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>>82621632

>>82622177
please fucking kys

>>82621632

A quick rundown on this meme? I never bothered to click any of these threads before now.

>>82629128
>Robertson later claimed that it was the hardest landing he ever had to do. "You just don't understand how difficult it is to land a plane while having tears in your eyes from laughing so goddamn much." he was quoted.

>>82629662
how did he get away with that comment?

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>peter....
>with great power comes great responsibility
>now move your head and pass the popcorn

>>82629257
>Bonus music video

I remember that video, I still have the VHS

>>82630148
ERRRRRM SO HIGH
I CAN HEAR HEAVUUUUUUUN

I unironically love that song.

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>>82625221

>>82622242
No, becuase 9/11 was an inside job. Hollywood put that in the movie on purpose.

>>82629624
>It was an Italian Uncle Ben

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>You will never go back to the golden age of adfter the fall of the Berlin Wall but before 9/11

>>82629257
Isn´t the pink CD holder too thick ?

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>>82625221
YES

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>>82621632

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>>82630210
>ERRRRRM SO HIGH
>I CAN HEAR HEAVUUUUUUUN

Kek. Talking about things little shits this days won't understand.

>>82625221
Now post the "get the fuck out of my car" version

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>>82621632
>Tell it to my Fuhrer, raise him from the dead.

>>82629069
You just reminded me I now have to deal with this fucking piece of shit during the summer. Thanks.

>>82629257
IRL plinkett, top fucking kek

>>82629636
>Spider-Man thread about how Spider-Man calling Bonesaw gay could never happen in this day and age.
It snowballed from there.

>>82632391
>Spider-Man calling bonesaw gay
Nice meme

>>82625221
It was weird seeing Johnny Cash say that shit.

>>82631359
Bro sure it was peaceful but the culture was jewish subversion 24/7. It was the time when interracial sex, gays, women taking mens role ect. was normalized. People paid to go watch holocaust propaganda like Schindler's list in theaters.

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>>82621632
>Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout
>Down came the goblin who ate his asshole out!

jesus Raimi

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>>82622128

>>82632678
was gobby bonesaw's boyfriend?

>>82629417
>memeposting without using le green arrows

back to r*ddit faggot

>>82621632
>newfag can't blankpost

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>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. When I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get out! Get the fuck out of my car.

>>82627378
There was originally a subplot where the green goblin observed spider-man's monkey-like nature and assumed he must be a black man in disguised. This subplot was cut, but for whatever reason Raimi kept this line, confusing audiences to this day.

>>82632829
Shit like this is why no site will surpass 4chan in comedy quality in years.

>>82632445
>Nice meme
Did your husband give it to you?

I'm dying, this thread is too much. I haven't slept and I'm in that part of the morning where everything is way funnier than it should be. Wew lads

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>>82621632
>"Originally, Venom wasn't even played by Topher Grace, Raimi took the role on himself with a makeshift costume. The costume was said to look like something right out of a minstrel show orhestrated by the KKK, he would then tie Tobey Maguire down and proceed to chicken bones at him and taunt him over his "little pink dick". He then made screeching noises and stole every wallet on set. Raimi was later found inside a supermarket, wearing a watermelon on his head and calling himself "King Coon" while dragging a blonde woman by her hair[15]"

Post the one about getting killed by one of our own

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>>82338483 #
You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.

For this month.

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>>82624067
>that nokia phone

>>82632803
>calling someone reddit while using that spacing
What's it like to out yourself as a newfag and redditor all in one go?

>>82632546
That what made it great you fucking cuck

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>>82621632
>Peter did i ever tell you about 32 Battalion?

>Did i ever tell you about "kaffirs"?

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>You know Peter, I'm quite the National Socialist myself

how did they get away with this?

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>>82634199

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>>82625221

>>82632546

How can there be so much cringe and idiocy in one post?

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>I had this car for 29 years Peter. A 1973 Oldsmobile 88 and she still runs as great as the day i bought her from the dealership.

>I tell you Peter they dont make cars like this in America anymore. Now its all these Japanese and Korean plastic cars made by those dog eating slant eyed gooks. And all the American cars are now made by lazy Mexicans or those sissy Canadians and the all the American cars corporations are owned by the fucking kikes!

>I tell you Peter... this country is going to hell in a handbasket.

>>82634412
reddit
>no elder god tier for vinceposting

>>82634412
Everything on this chart belongs in god tier.

>>82634707
Caspere knew this

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>>82629257
>RCT2 cd

it's perfect really

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>>82634412
>laughing Chris Evans
>God Tier

>orcposting and kenobiposting that low

>>82634412
Ascended tier: vinceposting

>>82622143
Kek

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What did Spiderman mean by this?

>>82625221
>>82629624
>>82629882
>>82632829
best /tv/ meme hands down

>>82625221
always.

>ladies and gentlemen...
>MACY GRAY!!!!!!!!!!

nothing could have dated this movie more other than having Spiderman turn to the camera, breaking the forth wall and saying, 'Ladies and Gentlemen of the film-going audience, American Forces have just entered Kabul."

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>>82621632

>>82632788
*Husband

>>82622128
The Boner

>>82634199
Nice. Now watch these...

>>82639916
Sad!

>>82621632
Jesus, Raimi

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>>82632829
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me

>>82634412
>anvilposting that low

Shit taste m8

>>82634412
>no Vinceposting in high tier
>Very well Slythering whatever at high tier
Why? Why the latter especially?

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>>82634412
>Dubs are God-Tier

Nice, check 'em.

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IMAGINE THE POWER OF ALL THE OVENS AT AUSCHWITZ IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND

>>82632829
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me.
jesus

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>>82625221

>>82634412
Where's Seagalposting?

>>82634412
>no seagal, colbert or jax

>>82632308
Kill yourself.

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>>82634412
Bonus?

>>82634412
>no Billy Batts

Back to the drawing board, son.

>>82640905
So....

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>>82632829
>You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground?
This is why I still come here

>it's you who's out, Gobby! Out of the white race!

Wtf, Raimi?

>>82634412
>no sheev
not a great list

>>82625221
Will someone please put those as subtitles in the actual scene?

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>>82641136
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me

Never fails to crack me up

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>>82632829
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me.

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>>82625221
Christ, I'm in tears right now

>>82634412
>tangerineposting in shittier

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>>82632829
Seriously, this is by far the funniest shit I've seen in a while

>>82639916
NO! You watch these

>>82640685

But Doc, that would be exactly zero watts!
>Oh, I love this boy.

>>82634412
>cornposting in shit

LMAOING AT THIS PLEB

probably thinks it's man made as well

>>82634412
>podracing in shit tier
Your rankings are shit.

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>>82634412
orcposting is god tier my dude

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What was the point of this scene? Pretty lewd tbqh.