While Colbert may be a controversial figure, can we all agree

Walk into your kitchen and find a way to kys

>>82621615
this >>82621065

Oh thank Obamacare somebody finally recognized this.

>>82621571
The only thing weaker than his ratings is his invalid kid

Pay for my child's medical bills shabbos goys

>>82623462

Wow so edgy like you're not the 100th /pol/ faggot to make that joke on this board.

As far as most late night talk shows go, all of which are irredeemable shit because the format is trash, kimmel is ok. I cringe the least when watching him

>>82621571

How do you go from the Man Show to crying about a lion dying?

>>82623497
Thanks for the (You), lad

I don't like or watch any late night shows but when kimmel is on at my gym I can't help but cringe at his horribly unfunny jokes, It's like watching amateur standup.

>>82621571
>dude dictators fire people lmao!

no he's a retarded shill

>>82621571

>jew
>/our guy/

"no"

>>82623526

Maybe by getting out there and having life experience bruh.

>>82621571
I know his kid almost died, I can't blame him for being emotional, but his monologue after his week off was unbearable. It was angry and not funny. I couldn't even finish it, I quit watching after he went after Newt Gingrich for no reason. I hope his kid gets better and he never talks about politics again.

>>82624153
>I quit watching after he went after Newt Gingrich for no reason.

Hey Newt, are you posting from your moon base?

>>82624153
Yeah its true he just acted like an incoherent girl there. Then he brought on some weird looking Republican goon and even though he likely had a 70 IQ he was still able to create a better narrative than a whole team of writers.

>>82624220
The thing is, what he said about Newt was correct, he's a hypocrite for trying impeach Clinton for lying about having an affair, while Newt was having an affair himself. But there was no reason to bring that up. It seemed really unnecessary, and it didn't make Jimmy look good, at least not to me.

>>82624318

(You)

>>82621571

He wants babies with heart conditions to have the right to healthcare, of course he's not.

>>82621571
fuck him and his mediocre kid

>>82624437
Kids can't help who their parents are.

>>82624318
>It seemed really unnecessary

Like it was unnecessary game of semantics when Newt went "well technically if you're baby is dying inside a hospital doctors will try to save that baby's life, but once it comes time for a check up and subsequent treatments, then that baby can go fuck itself if it has a pre-existing condition?" and bitching about late night talk show hosts when trying to defend the GOP bill after Kimmel's speech for better healthcare?

>>82625374
I don't believe anyone's attitude in the entire country is that a baby can go fuck himself if he doesn't have healthcare, and Newt is 100% correct about late night hosts being more focused on tearing down Trump than being funny.

>>82621571

MUH BABY

>>82621571
cuck

>>82621571
>finding late night comedians funny
Cancerous introduction of politics aside, they are horrendously unfunny.
>>82625559
This a test post. Ignore it.

>>82625488
>I don't believe anyone's attitude in the entire country is that a baby can go fuck himself if he doesn't have healthcare

But that's been the GOP platform for decades. Your life is sacred when you're in the womb but once you're out, not muh problem.

>>82621571
>What about the kids, argument. Just look at mine even though I make millions of dollars
Anyone that throws kids in front of politics is a psychopath

>>82625581
For optimal population control, the former should be dropped, while the latter is retained. Otherwise, what exactly is supposed to keep people from excessive breeding?

>>82621571
No Fallon or Conan are better

>>82625638
literally every fucking politician does that

>>82625581
Conservatives donate to charity far more than liberals. Conservatives don't believe it's the government's job to take care of people, but it is the responsibility of the individual.

>>82625872
>Fallon
Kill yourself, worst late night host of all-time.

Kimmel is alright, most of the people hating in this thread are buttmad /pol/ crossposters who can't stand that he did a monologue that criticised Trump's objectively shitty healthcare plan.

>>82625909
Small government is not objectively shitty.

>>82625882
I think he's including them in his statement anon...

>>82625903
>but it is the responsibility of the individual.

Yeah, that baby with a pre-existing heart condition that denies him/her health insurance is a worthless bum for not being born with better genes.

>>82625954
Daily reminder that the hospital Jimmy Kimmel took his kid to is funded by charitable donations.

>>82623526
this. Mr. Kimmel has turned into a full blown metro-sexual borderline faggot with plucked eyebrows and everything.

>>82621571
He cries almost every episode so I guess this is a fair assessment.

>>82621571
>Trump is a dictator because he did what his advisors told him to and fired Comey.
Nah, he's as much of a dem shill as Colbert.

>>82625984

And that's great for the few people who get to have treatment there and all, but doesn't change the fact that's a drop in the bucket.

>>82626049
Then donate some of your money to charity. You can give as much as you want. I enjoy giving to charity myself, and would give more if I didn't have to pay so much in taxes.

>>82626154
I don't imagine anyone who can type in complete sentences like you is actually intellectually bankrupt enough to make that argument.

>>82621571
fuck him, Carolla deserves every single spot given to these cunt latte late night Marxists sympathizers

>>82621571
> Cries about kid and losing Nogcare
>Makes multi millions a year.

gtfo

>>82628161

Yeah, what an asshole for saying getting rid of Obamacare is bad for people who aren't as wealthy and fortunate as him to be able to take care of a child who has a heart condition. Who does he think he is, a rich guy who actually thinks poor people ought to not get screwed over by the system?!

>>82623546
Back to /pol/ cuckboi

>>82621571
I think /ourguy/ would probably be Conan

>>82624153
>no reason
Gingrich went out of his way to comment on the situation so Kimmel mentioned it in the monologue, why are you so assblasted about it?

>>82621571
>Waah Waah my dumb kid almost died
Yeah yeah sorry to hear that Jimbo, but if you think that means you can leech one GODDAMN cent out of my pocket in tax to pay for your fucking pinko hippie "healthcare" BULLSHIT you've got another thing coming. A real man can fix himself up with just a sharp knife, boiling water and whiskey, I'm not paying for the "healthcare" of anyone too dumb or pussy to do that.

makes millions of dollars, can afford the best doctors. whines about his kids common as fuck conditions

i'm sorry, even with obama care not failing your average fucked up baby is not going to get his kid's level of health care.

>>82628544
What about the middle class? The aren't wealthy, nor are they eligible for niggercare despite being the once subsidizing it, now they can't afford healthcare thanks to it. I find it odd that a bunch of multi-millionaires like Warren Buffet, wall street mega banks, and the members of Hollywood royalty, which the Republicans are supposed to supposedly be looking out for, not only support Obamacare which doesn't effect them negatively in the slightest, but actively endorse democratic candidates that pushed it. I thought modern liberals were all about "eat the rich" and "spread the wealth" so how come you guess are now with them? You think they're supporting it out of the goodness of their hearts? You honestly believe that they aren't the ones benefiting the most from the the diminishing working class and ever growing state dependent paroles? What's going to happen when there's no long a middle class to fund entitlements? Do you think these "poor misfortunate victims of discrimination" are going to be peaceful when all the money dries up while Jon Stewart, Meryl Streep, Hillary Clinton and Warren Buffet are drinking champaign on a private island somewhere?

>>82628692

Well good luck with ya when you get diabetes or cancer, buddy. I'm sure that faux tough alpha male shit will fix it in a jiffy.

Republicans need to start pushing as hard as they can to use the government's authority in healthcare to fuck over immigrants and anybody with a warrant.

push for a law that illegal immigrants and criminals must surrender to the police before they can receive any medical care from the federal government

get the leftists talking about how far that authority would reach if it were enacted. reveal how socialist our healthcare system is. and give leftists a reason not to want to expand it.

can anyone think of any other things republicans should try to do with the federal government's control over healthcare that would piss off liberals?

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>>82621571
Craigy Ferg will forever be /ourguy/. Maybe Graham Norton.

>>82621571
I don't really think he's funny. But he was alright on The Man Show, not great but I'd get a chuckle every now and then.....

... but I think you'd have a hard time finding any guy that un-JUSTed himself like Kimmel. Look at how that dude looked 20 years ago verses now. He looked like a chunky blue collar everyman, not handsome in any conventional way.

Now he got fit as fuck and looks GQ as hell, there's honestly few more handsome guys in Hollywood. He's still not very funny though.

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>>82629130
This is getting on to a tangent which tends to get threads nuked or closed BUT perhaps Republicans could do WHAT THEY SAID THEY WOULD and remove fucking Obamacare rather than trying to make it just a little different in ways that are actually worse.

I think this shows that politicians have no real power, they bend over and take it in the butt from their masters like big pharma, big business, and big insurance companies.

It's like Trumpcare was written by the same lobbyists as Obamacare and only modified to hand over more barrels of tax dollars over to insurance giants. It's really disgusting.

When Trump said, "repeal and replace" I didn't think that would mean replacing a turd with diarrhea.

I was a fan of Trump, but he's doing shit in the exact same way Hillary would and it's disgusting, Trumpcare is no exception, it's a groteque abusing of government authority in a way that, unless if you're a plutocrat, your insurance rates are going to get worse and your coverage will get worse, all across the fucking board.

I WAS a Trump fan too, but if you're still thinking he's doing a good job, you're a moron. The only thing he's doing right (and not disavowing his campaign promises) is immigration.

>>82629843
>The only thing he's doing right (and not disavowing his campaign promises) is immigration.

But he's failing hard on immigration...?

>>82629920
Well, that's do to Congress and the courts resisting it. But you can tell he's at least trying.

He's stance on marijuana has been reversed, his stance on ending Obamacare has been reversed, his stance on Syria has been reversed, his stance on Russia has been reversed, his stance on prosecuting Hillary has been reversed, his stance on not arming Arab militants has been reversed.

I don't believe there's ever been such a quick abandonment of campaign promises in American history.

Tramp the candidate and Trump the president are polar opposites. I'm deeply ashamed that I voted for him.

>>82624153
fuck off newt

Graham Norton is just in a league above everyone else. How does stuff like this keep happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bl5ci_-nD4

>>82623485
the point was he can easily pay for his bills because hes rich af, but there were kids in the hospital with families who clearly couldnt pay theirs.

>>82621571

There's nothing controversial about Colbert unless you're some dipshit republicunt. Every president gets made fun of, and no US president has deserved to be made fun of more than Trump. He's a fucking joke. He's been roasted on CC for crying out loud

>>82629977

Lol you took the Trump bait, you dumb sack of shit

>>82632255

Graham is the best

>>82625954
>Yeah, that baby with a pre-existing heart condition that denies him/her health insurance is a worthless bum for not being born with better genes.

>pre-existing condition
>health insurance

Insurance is when people of identical risk pool their money together. Literally, you dem cunts are too goddamn stupid to understand even the most basic fundamentals, that the system breaks down immediately and irreparably when you also genetically pathetic losers expect to have mountains of cash dumped on your vile baby that should just die.

Whoever told libs to behave in contrast with the entirety of the observable universe, told them that life should be fair, please never speak again because you have fucked over the world.

>>82624153

no he didn't

tetralogy of fallot is easy to treat

>>82632618

So, am I getting this right, you're advocating for pro-choice?

All of them are milquetoast corporate shills these days.

DUDE TRUMP LMAO

>>82632754
I'm not anyone else in the thread you seem to think you're catching on something.

I advocate for death in nearly all cases, especially child death.

The world could stand to lose a few billion heads and still, we just have children? Why? The word "need" has never been used in answering that question because the only reason to have a child is you're a vapid trash can with no sense of fulfillment or value or worth coming from yourself or anything else in the whole wide world that you, instead of killing yourself, purposely added to the world's woes. Oh, no, that's not right because you're so terrific that another one of you is really the solution the world needed? *sigh* Nope. Children are a disease perpetuating itself, and so a sick child on the verge of tumbling down the mortal coil should really be allowed to.

>>82632951
tl;dr Children are life's ultimate "want purchase" and should be treated like the excess they are.

>>82621571
Fuck no. This pussy cried over a dead lion. You can immediately disregard anyone who does something as beta as that. I never thought of like carolla over Kimmel, but it actually happened.

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>>82624153
>I quit watching after he went after Newt Gingrich for no reason

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>>82628692
>A real man can fix himself up with just a sharp knife, boiling water and whiskey, I'm not paying for the "healthcare" of anyone too dumb or pussy to do that.