Man of Steel a masterpiece

>>82611592
>immediately starts talking about dicks cumming and jacking off

kek this is comedy gold

>>82611776
This is the maturity expected from someone high on Disney's infantile and borderline insulting garbage devoid of any sense of morals or growth.

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>>82611835
>watches capeshit
>talks about maturity

>>82611976
This is what someone who grew up on Disney's Marvel actually believes.

A well-made superhero film is possible and there are countless examples in film history. MoS is one such film.

>>82612090
>A well-made superhero film is possible and there are countless examples in film history.

Yes

>MoS is one such film.

Fuck no. But keep deluding yourself

>>82612235
You have too much ADD to even watch the analysis and you expect anyone to treat you as some sort of authority on the matter.

Stay ADD-riddled, pleb. You are the reason so much of genre is cancer.

>>82611592
Protip: when you need over half an hour to explain why a terrible movie is "secretly brilliant", you're grasping.

This is like what people do with the Star Wars Prequels.

>>82612339
>You are the reason so much of genre is cancer.

No I am not Zack Snyder, I'm taller than 5'7"

>>82612439
>le star wars prequels are bad xD!
This meme is getting old...

>>82612339

>MoS
>not an a.d.d. flick

>look clark's on a boat
>look clark's in a cafe
>look clark's a kid
>look clark saved lois from stupid robot
>look clark's a teen
>look destructo-porn

Kill yourself

>>82612439
>When something has actual substance to be discussed it's bad!!!!
Pro-tip: Everyone can spot the desperate Mouseshills miles away.

>>82612439

BUT SYMBOLISM BRO?

I think Zack Snyder makes his movie intentionally this way so fat neckbeards can read all sorts of shit into them so nobody notices he didn't come up with anything on his own. Bravo Zack, always needing to steal other people's work

>>82612503
If you actually bothered to watch the video, your barely two digit IQ might've pieced the scenes together. But you still refuse. Maybe the ignorant fear what they don't understand in truth.

While I did enjoy the film,
don't think such a long and detailed thing is necessary to 'prove' anything.

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>>82611776
>he doesn't understand phallic symbolism and basic themes relating to the human condition

>>82611592
>marvelshill
>marvelshill
>marvelshill

I love how deep and well elaborated any sort of criticism towards this movie is handled by DCucks as to be expected by supreme gentlemen

>>82612541
Look how intimidated the mouseshill gets at the sight of being forced to actually think. Look how flustered he is. Look at him and pity him.

Why does a child from /vg/ and sweden that is against everything /tv/ and /pol/ stands for pretending he knows a thing about cinema?

>>82612623
>Completely ignores video to make his corporate wars post
Bravo you hypocrite cocksucker!

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>OP getting BTFO and crying like a little bitch nigger cause he can't handle it

DCEU movies are shit but they're defenders are pure gold

>>82612621
>acting like flying phalluses is deep and touches on allegory
>can't comprehend that people will laugh at this
Were you so autistic that even the autistic kids at school think you were lame?

>>82612690
>Gets repeatedly BTFO
>Has to flee every conversation and then pretend he won with a reaction image
The absolute state of marlels

>>82612439
>when you need over half an hour to explain why a terrible movie is "secretly brilliant", you're grasping

Are you though? When a film is buried under so much criticism, you need quite a bit of time to show why its good. You can't just say "it's good because it has good characters, story, soundtrack, costumes, sets, actors etc." because established critics of the film won't listen to that shit, you need to sit down and unravel why you think there's more to it.

>>82612690

I know right, they are just bitter because their movies dont have dancing toys and poop jokes!

>>82612439
Where can I read your rulebook that says it's bad to talk about a >2 hour movie for 39 minutes?

>>82612503
You want the whole film shot in one set? I don't get this "arguement"

>>82612690
please don't trigger the swede with your meme imagery

>>82612758
And they still refuse to even watch it.

I think they fear its contents. The ignorant being scolded on their ignorance is never fun. Just look at all the desperate replies here trying to undermine a video they didn't see a second of.

>>82612723
>acting like flying phalluses is deep and touches on allegory

phallic imagery by itself isn't deep. who ever contended this? you can't just elucidate an object that looks like a penis and say "hey, that looks like a reproducing object!" and say your work is substantial, of course. in MoS, the phallic imagery is about the work of a failed world being carried into a new one, its about humanity crafting Kal-El into a beacon for good suchas Krypton could not etc.

>can't comprehend that people will laugh at this
If the audience would laugh at phallic imagery, then that audience is surely younger than 12.

>>82612592

My IQ is sufficient enough to sew the scenes together, but that doesn't make them any less shitty.

Also,

>needing a companion video to understand a retarded movie

Kys

And this video proves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jIsmgUqV98

A geniune corporate mess made simply to keep keep the rights of the character that assasinated the beloved classic american characters of Superman, Lois, the Kents, etc.
A 6/10 for me and im a huge Superman fan.
Fuck Snyder, and fuck people like you OP.

>>82611592
It's a fantastic argument. It really is. Unfortunately, it's all conjecture and inference. If Snyder intended any of it, all it would have taken is a commentary track detailing it since shit like that is literally what commentary tracks are meant to contain.

>>82611592
This video made me aware of how much I missed by watching it with my "dumb blockbuster" glasses on. It's actually sort of amazing what bias filters can do to you.

>>82613616
Ralph is based, his BvS video sums up everything wrong with the movie

>>82615670
This made me kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUXXn4bn1M
I like how he makes Snyder looks like a complete fucking retard, ever since i've seen his videos i just go to the "lel this is kino everything else is plebbit tier shit threads" to laugh at the autists.

>>82611592
I got up to phallic and douche imagery and closed it. Is this considered the norm for feminized millennials?

>>82611592
MoS is extremely underrated desu

>>82611592
he says ejaculating into the cosmos like 5 minutes in. what is this?

>everybody stuck on dicks and ejaculation

>not talking about the way Kal-El being born mirrors the scene where Superman kills Zod and screams at the realization of what he has done afterward

>not discussing the overall metaphor of Superman being born in MoS

>>82611592
re-watching the film just made me feel sorry for Zod
>genetically engineered and wired to care for his people
>finally finds another kryptonian in the universe
>this kryptonian would rather fuck earth women and genocide the rest of the kryptonians than help his people
>Zod's death is ultimately the nicest thing superman does in the film

>>82616830
thats cause it was as forced as theories about the shining

>>82616830
thats cause im an asshole with a stick up my ass

>>82616997

The way the scenes were deliberately shot? That was forced to you? You can say what you want about the video's theory, but the mirroring between scenes was deliberately done.

>>82617130
during the wide after superman screams, the krypton scene cuts to a random animal. the sun lines up with lois, sure, but theres some cherrypicking to make it work. if it was intentional, why doesnt it line up flawlessly? this kinda stuff happened when people combed over the shining and it was all rediculus. stoners even say dark side of the moon lines up with alice in wonderland. people see what they want to. snyder can say he artsy as fuck, doesnt mean he is. if you think i just dont like his work,
i liked watchmen

>>82612090
>A well-made superhero film is possible and there are countless examples in film history.

The Incredibles
Birdman
????

>>82616922
His people killed them self, Zod as one of the last surviving Kryptonian should never start a fucking war with an entire alien civilization.
Instead of trying to find a middle ground with earth or even trade some technology for the supplies and space for his people he goes out full retard.
He failed his people once again.

>>82616385
>>82616729

Why dont you fucking cucks watch the video before asking questions

>>82612090
>who grew up on Disney's Marvel actually believes
Are you underage or just got into your 20s?

>>82618009
Spider-Man 2
Watchmen
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman

If you don't like these movies you don't have any sense of style or a stable morality

>>82611592
I actually really enjoyed MOS. BVS and SS are complete shit tho

>>82618866
TFW Iron Man came out 15 years ago

>>82619257
Is it pure coincidence that 3 out of those 4 are made by Snyder or is just 1 more capable of nothing than pure kino?

How come its always MoS or BvS vs the MCU

If your movie is so great, why compare it to the MCU at all? I don't say my car is an amazing piece of engineering because it is faster than a tricycle.

Why not compare it to other great movies? Or can it only ever shine when compared to actual shit?

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>>82618009
He means infantilized videogame governed ones like bvs and watchimdb

>>82619286
This. MoS is legitimately good, BvS is laughably bad.

>>82618164
>genetically engineered to be a warrior

I get that he acted retarded, but he acted like a warrior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teTOkGXa_W8

Egregiously pretentious but nowhere near as much as OP's video

>>82619368

Because these are troll threads. They're done from both sides.

>MARVEL/DC BTFO'D

but really just assholes baiting

>>82618451
Because that would be too much like an honest discussion, and they're not interested in that.

Terraforming scene becomes even more beautiful after watching the analysis.

It had a really weak third act and you know it. There still was some poignant stuff but it was mostly just an extended action scene that got tiring eventually and came at the cost of more direct character development.

It's no Batman v Superman.

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>>82619368
When does the OP video compare it to Marvel? He analyses MoS completely on its own terms (something the critics refuse to do because muh older Supe movies that you didn't even give a shit about until it gave you a reason to dislike MoS). You are the hypocrite here.

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Is there any other scene in capeshit as unfiltered kino as the Terraforming scene in MoS? I geniunely want to know.

>>82611592
It's not a masterpiece. If it was I'd watch it again or even remember what happened in it .

Someone post the Hitler montage paired with the Man of Steel speech

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His BvS video is going to be a one hour rollercoaster ride.

Good movie except for the color grading and the shitty fucking Johnathan Kent death.

Fuck that shit. By tornado, by saving a fucking dog.

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>ejaculated into the cosmos

>>82611592
SPERM
CLIMAX
PENIS
DOOSH
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

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>it's another "man of steel is a masterpiece" thread

>>82619368
I'd say they're like the Lotr of comics movies, or in terms of sci-fi, I'd group them in with movies like 2OO1 and Contact.

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>>82627684
>comparing MOS and BVS to 2OO1

>>82627684
Holy shit fucking kill yourself back to 9gag

When Clark stands beneath the teraforming machine is unironicaly one of the most beautiful scenes I've seen in a movie.

>>82628075
Fuck off faggot

>having to "prove" a masterpiece

haha nah

>>82628097
t. reddit

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>>82628168
But reddit is the one who likes these movies

>>82628097
Kill yourself.

>>82628216
you would know wouldn't you, reddit?

>>82611592
>its yet another thread that confuses strong cinematography with overall quality
lmao

>>82628259
>>82628290
Both of you fuck off with your green screen hardon.

>>82628321
Your immense butthurt is showing. It's ok unfiltered kino has that effect on infantiles.

>>82628372
You're so right. A tip o' the ol' fedora to you good sir.

>>82627762
They're both about mankind's firdt encounter with extratetretroal intelligence.

>>82628463
Mars Attacks is about that too.

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BEEP BEEP! True kino coming through, hop aboard mother fuckers!!!

>>82628497
Exactly, and I rank them way closer to the ones I mentioned than Mars Attacks, not that it's not a decent movie in its own right.

I honestly look on these as being among the only truly comic-book movies, where it's less about portraying their world as something believable and more about building a more fantastical, mythic place.

>>82628552
Already forgotten week after release. Sad state of Marvel.

It's sad to see people trying to be a smart minority who is being blessed and use MoS as the proof.
A deep voice and nice music is just enough to trick their self esteem it seems.

>>82630071
Congratulations on not even understanding a fairly clear video.

>>82628216

Go on to r/movies and argue that Snyder is kino, that MoS and BvS are great. Don't mention Marvel at all. See how quickly your thread dies

>>82619368

Because DCU fags are so deluded they think every person hating on their shit movies is a Marvel shill.

>>82624370
>muh special effects

This is a kino scene from a superhero movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z09qIekuFg

Nothing Snyder ever made is anywhere near.

>>82630661

It's too bad they took a shit with dofp and apocalypse. First class was a really good superhero movie.

>>82619257
I like how Znydershits throw in Raimi in there to not look like Znydershits.