>I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers. He told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk.
>>82611060
The astronauts did the astronaut things tho... the drillers were essentially cargo.
>I asked Zack if this movie would be good and he said "yes"
it never ends
>>82611060
Because astronauts have it easy as shit, it's all automated or controlled from earth anyway
>>82611302
Totally...
>>82611268
What film is this from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wiCgtMm-go
Poor Ben.
>>82611268
her breasts are not that big.
>>82612295
Your breasts are though. Fatass.
>>82612855
oh snap
''':o
>>82611487
Guess
>>82611060
FUCK OFF, BEN
You're a terrible actor, a mediocre director, and no one likes you.
>>82613010
Ben is great.
>>82611060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9WA-A9_PzI
poor kevin.
>>82613234
Who?
>>82612947
I don't know. Unless Guess is the name of a movie.
Is he the most JUST actor right now?
>>82614719
His movies are still making profits.
Nobody really cares what the critics say as long as the film is profitable.
Hm.
>>82611672
Ben really is based. Such a bro.
>>82614796
This. Why do you think Paramount keeps giving Michael Bay 250 million dollars to make more Transformers movies?
>>82611060
Put on The Town earlier, turned it off after 20 minutes. Even Jon Hamm couldn't save that predictable snoozefest.
Watched Manchester By The Sea instead.
Casey Affleck is the superior Affleck and Ben is a big face buffoon.
>>82614796
>>82615188
>muh money
>>82615283
Gone Baby Gone is legitimately great though.
>>82615396
...Yes? We're talking about tentpole blockbuster movies here, not pretentious Oscar season.
>>82615407
I haven't seen that, will watch it now though.
>>82615283
The Town is a quality film. A film doesn't have to be unpredictable to be good.
Keep watching it. The latter part is especially good.
>>82615445
And let's not forget that Suicide Squad won an Oscar despite Oscars being considered the land of pretentious "art" films.
>>82616053
That's not a real oscar anon
>>82615283
Manchester by the sea was just a comfy film with a touch of sadness, a honest 7/10
Gone girl>gone baby gone
The town is in terms of bro movies, up with 300, it's awesome to watch with friends
>>82616085
Any time I see that argument I imagine a crying Wojak wearing a Marvel hat.
>>82616172
My mother loves The Town for some reason, which is interesting because she's not big on violent stuff. I think she just has a crush on Affleck.
>>82611672
>This is what one year of being sad will do
>>82611060
Michael Bay was completely right.
>>82616859
Hey, the way I see it, if you're making money, you're not wrong.
>>82611060
BECAUSE THE MISSION WAS THE DRILLING
THEIR LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE AND FEEL FOR DRILLING IS WHAT MATTERED MOST
>>I asked Zach why it was easier to train a skeletor to become Wonder Woman than it was to train a normal looking girl to become Wonder Woman. He told me to shut the fuck up, so that was the end of that talk.
>>82618007
>hurr durr I'm a virgin complaining about the attractiveness of superhero women
>>82618060
>I asked anon why it was easier to project than it is to address the complaint and he told me hurr durr I'm a virgin complaining about the attractiveness of superhero women
>>82618085
>I asked anon why he couldn't spell Zack.
>>82611302
Yeah. Fuck astronauts.
>>82618157
They don't understand what makes a good tranny.
>>82615067
>>82619087
What is this?
>>82616785
>Sad Afflek
>But its actually Mad Afflek
>he doesn't understand that people will line up to see a movie about [COMMON MAN] going to space and doing awesome things.
>every movie hes made entirely on his own has bombed
...
>>82619842
Mad Affleck
A man denied his kino
>mfw I got this as captcha
>>82619874
The Town did not bomb.
>>82621524
Nor did Gone Baby Gone.
Hmm.
>>82611060
>michael responds with ad hominem instead of an actual argument
I expected as much from someone whose movies is literally
>hurr explosions, hot chicks and CGI robot cars
>>82624628
He's the Donald Trump of film directors. People respect a bombastic guy, I think it just makes him look like an ass. Of course, so did turning a real life story about murder and shit into a comedy film.
>>82624840
>He's the Donald Trump of film directors.
Not really. If that were the case, there would have to be no other action film director like Bay that was really successful, and Bay would have to be sui generis as far as successful directors go, which isn't the case either.
>Bay
what went so wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268
>>82624915
I don't know what that French is but fuck you for using it, frog.
>>82624921
>Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Is this the first time Michael Bay has ever apologized for something?
Kino.
>>82611060
Muh bluecollar hero
Must make the workingclass think they matter
>>82626954
They matter more than you.
>>82619087
KEK HE LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE
AFFLECK WILL NEVER BE BATMAN SORRY ZACK
BRAVO NOLAN HAS DEFINED BATMAN FOREVER, ITS CEMENTED IN BLOOD FOR ALL TIME
>>82627443
I don't know if you're serious or not but I honestly do feel that way.
Christian Bale just has the right kind of handsomeness for Batman, in my opinion. Affleck's looks are too... rugged, I think. At least he's not Michael Keaton, who looked like a fucking goblin.