[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

So why is there a sex in almost every fucking movie? In 99% it

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 321
Thread images: 46

File: braaaaap.jpg (107KB, 461x700px) Image search: [Google]
braaaaap.jpg
107KB, 461x700px
So why is there a sex in almost every fucking movie? In 99% it have nothing to do with the plot. I just cant believe that in fucking 2017 where you can find in a second a scat porn people still buy tickets because there is a jennifer aniston boob on a screen. Same sense would have been showing people taking a piss or shit
>>
Fuck off, incel filth.
>>
>>82610650

Because it's an essential and important part of life, anon. Sorry
>>
Only a perma-virgin would ask this question
>>
File: marryandreproduce.jpg (100KB, 1369x1160px) Image search: [Google]
marryandreproduce.jpg
100KB, 1369x1160px
normie appeal
>>
File: 1491095489550.jpg (18KB, 480x534px) Image search: [Google]
1491095489550.jpg
18KB, 480x534px
>>82610650
commencing
>>
>>82610650
Because (((they))) are gluttonous.
>>
That ass is disgusting
>>
Because sex is a normal part of life, but not for you apparently.
>>
>>82610702
for you
>>
>>82610667
>essential and important part of life
And? So are many things, but that doesn't mean it has to be so frequently depicted, especially when it's irrelevant to plot.
>>
>>82610712
So is picking your fucking nose. Why is there never characters picking their nose? It feels really good when you pull out a long ass booger, there is nothing like it. Better than sex if you ask me
>>
>>82610650
STOP WITH THE FAKE ASSES ITS DISGUSTING
ITS HUSBAND REPELLENT YOU DISGUSTING ROASTIES
>>
>>82610650
Because Jews want to corrupt society and destroy the nuclear family.
>>
>>82610669
>marriage is bad, stop having children

???
>>
>>82610650
women bro, that's the only part of a flick that resonates within them.
kino and films doesn't have sex scenes.
>>
File: _digust.jpg (46KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google]
_digust.jpg
46KB, 620x400px
>>82610650
>So why is there a sex in almost every fucking movie?
It's the kikes to promote degeneracy and make whites race mix and finally go extinct.
>>
>>82610650
Post more pls? Think i just found my brapfu
>>
>>82610712
>>82610668
>>82610667
>pretending to be studs online
While you get to shame OP, you aren't making cogent arguments, and nobody believes you anyway.
>>
>>82610772
This. Watch old kino for films with no sex in it. There was a time when a romance film had no mention of sex and they are considered the best films ever made.
>>
>>82610650
Amerifat protestant detected. You never complain about pointless gore.
>>
>>82610761
it can be any way around. this time /pol/ prefers to have children
>>
>>82610667
>Because it's an essential and important part of life, anon. Sorry

So is pissing and shitting, but no one wants to see that
>>
>>82610736
based. gonna use that argument IRL from now on
>>
>>82610669
>the MAN is telling you to have babies, white man
>don't fall for THE MAN'S tricks, go-..., guys
I can't decide if the movie is a steaming pile of shit or a masterful ironic diversion
>>
What an awful and inauthentic thread
have you ever had a genuine moment after you left /v/ last year?
>>
I total agree it's usually an awkwardly forced scene between two characters that comes off feeling forced. It doesn't add something or advanced the plot it's just slapped in to be sensational. Then again most of the people on here love cape shit and are easy entertained.
>>
>>82610774
But most sex scenes have two white people.
>>
>>82610650
True, how come they always put sex in a movie but not characters taking a shit?
>>
>>82610799
It's an essential part of the redditor's arsenal, claiming the moral high ground through appeal to authority and then using it as the crux of one's argument.
>>
>>82610736
Because picking your nose doesn't have the importance of sex in human relations and society. It's pretty fucking obvious anon..why being so upset about that?
>>
>>82610818
Sex is a beautiful thing though. It's kino as fuck, but an incel like you wouldn't know that.
>>
>>82610650
I kinda like the lack of it in marvel capeshit
>>
>>82610736
>It feels really good when you pull out a long ass booger, there is nothing like it. Better than sex if you ask me

objectively wrong kill yourself turbo autist
>>
>>82610954
He is entirely right.
>>
There was a purity in those old films. Modern film is plagued with degeneracy
>>
>>82610650
Daaaaamn, is that guy using a flip phone?
>>
>>82610650
People still go nuts for seeing famous people/ celebs in various forms of undress or doing something private, like having sex (even if it's fake)

I mean, just look at fappening. You can literally, in 5 seconds, google boobs, tits, phone pics of hot girls, etc and find hundreds of thousands of pics.
But people are retarded drooling fools who put celeb 'pussy' on a petalstool
>>
>>82610940
>Sex is a beautiful thing though.
In and of itself, no, and it usually adds nothing to the plot. If I wanted to watch that, I would watch porn.
>>
File: 1438226638694.png (567KB, 575x575px) Image search: [Google]
1438226638694.png
567KB, 575x575px
>watching flick
>characters have sex
>before marriage
>>
>>82610936
I only made two of those posts, so you're wrong.
>>
>>82610936
>I am so fat that my perception of a female ass has been distorted to the effect that I think a cartoon ass is desired.
>>
>>82610736
I know. Farting and burping can be in the same category, when you get the duration and cadence just right that the whole room rattles and fills with an unearthly bass sound.
>>
>>82610940
>Sex
>It's kino as fuck
kill yourself
>>
They usually put sex/hot girls dancing in movies so they can put snippets of those scenes in the trailer

Most movies are a rehash of something that has come before but a quick shot at some ass or a revealed back can make a stupid normie male forget that
>>
>>82610667
Important, sure. But it's objectively not essential.
>>
>>82610650
I have an important question. Who's ass is that?
>>
File: 1493999947826.jpg (7KB, 184x176px) Image search: [Google]
1493999947826.jpg
7KB, 184x176px
>>82610650
>a sex
>>
It's somewhat anoying occasionally, romantic sub-plots that service no cause at all. Anyone who saw Creed has to agree.
>>
>>82610667
I'm not an prudish evangelicuck but, sex isn't the main priority in life. THe greatest men in visored weren't exactly banging women 24/7
>>
>>82611229
tesla was a virgin iirc
>>
>>82610820
It's redpilled.
>>
>>82611266
thats what made him so smart

when you do not spill your seed, the testosterone receptors multiply and go through the blood brain barrier and testosterone hits your brain and makes it super powerful

thats why monks were not allowed to have sex or beat off, the monasteries were the intellectual centers of the past
>>
>>82611229
Huh reproduction is literally the only reason your on this rock.
>>
File: 1486261162673.jpg (95KB, 1100x619px) Image search: [Google]
1486261162673.jpg
95KB, 1100x619px
>>82611087
>degenerate fornication
>>
when you have a lot of sex you become as stupid as a woman

you need the testosterone to multiply your brain
>>
>>82611229
*history
>>
>>82610650
People have sex.It angers and frustrates me but it happens.
>>
>>82611408
>Huh
>your
>>
What percentage of this board is actually having sex on a regular basis?
>>
>>82611513
Probably like 1%, most people here are /r9k/ and /pol/ virgins that spend their time whining about women 24/7
>>
>>82611513
Why would anyone have sex on a regular basis?
>>
>>82611513
sex is for losers
>>
>>82610667

UGA BUGA PENIS VAGINA PUSSY MUSHY SQUIRT
>>
>>82610650
That is a disgustingly fake ass
>>
File: 1470048542101.jpg (94KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]
1470048542101.jpg
94KB, 601x508px
>>82611513
I have sex like every day, my man. In fact I'm having sex right this instance with my... wife.
>>
>>82611513
Having sex all the time with different people destroy any meaning sex has. You eventually become desensitized towards it
>>
>>82610650
Every Nolan film is pretty much sexless.
>>
>>82610650

Having sex is just social pressure

I don't feel THAT horny when i go to live in a farm for a few weeks

I feel like a loser once i go back to the city and get to a place full of women and men enjoying life

But it's just social pressure, outside of cities nobody gives a fuck
>>
File: 1450077674517.jpg (57KB, 567x561px) Image search: [Google]
1450077674517.jpg
57KB, 567x561px
>>82610650
The vast majority of sex scenes are just for pacing. Serious romantic sex scenes usually happen before the climax to place some kind of emphasis on the protagonist's motivation or after the climax to show the protagonist getting a (literal) happy ending. Sex scenes that are less serious and more just about the sex appeal are usually place in the middle of the movie to freshen things up in slow parts.

I don't see what the problem is. I'm a virgin too and sex doesn't bother me. If I had to personally experience something to enjoy watching it in a movie then I wouldn't be able to enjoy any movie other than Napoleon Dynamite.
>>
>>82610650
>why is there a sex
Underage
>>
>>82611513
I actually prefer masturbation. I do it once a day
>>
>>82610820
Reproducing is immoral.
>>
>>82611640
kino
>>
>>82611640
>pretty much
Bale and that obnoxious frog do it in TDKR.
>>
>>82611862
THE GIG IS UP
>>
File: 137738179613.jpg (17KB, 468x323px) Image search: [Google]
137738179613.jpg
17KB, 468x323px
>>82611513

>mfw the last time I had sex was 7 years ago
>>
>>82610650


seconding dis >>82611212
>>
>>82611663
>outside of cities nobody gives a fuck
And what sort of sick people would pressure people to have sex in the city?
>>
OP is right desu

Film starts, Plot commences

MC meets love interest spend a good 20-40 minutes on the film with MC romacing and sex scenes and meeting parents and shit

Then back to the plot
>>
The normie audience is more lucrative

You niggas can't leave your homes, you don't take girls to the movies on dates, and you pirate everything
>>
>>82611881
What the fuck are you even talking about you brainwashed /pol/cuck

Read some philosophy for fuck's sake
>>
>>82611881
Don't you guys worship hitler and the nazis though
>>
>>82611886
?
>>
File: wojak.jpg (991KB, 3456x2304px) Image search: [Google]
wojak.jpg
991KB, 3456x2304px
>>82611888
>tfw last time I touched a vagina was 22 years ago
>last time I saw titties in person was at least 20 years ago
>>
>>82611897

it's just natural instincts, the same instincts that drive people in gyms to get swole as fuck but it's just ridiculous outside of it, competition drive
>>
>>82611950
You're kidding I hope
>>
>>82610667
Damn, OP got rekt
>>
>>82611663
>not having sexual urges for the chickens
>>
>>82610650
who?
>>
>>82611918
Like the Jew who is white when he wants to, a /pol/estinian is a Nazi when he wants to.
>>
>>82611970
It's natural instincts to shame people into copulating? Damn, there must be something wrong with me, then.
>>
>>82611229
>reproduction biology
>not main priority in life
It's in your dna anon
>>
>>82610650
>in almost every fucking movie

watch different movies
>>
1. Wait until you meet a really great girl
2. Place all your bets on her to save you from a forever alone existence
3. Beat her to death if she betrays you
>>
File: 1494191478301.jpg (260KB, 736x916px) Image search: [Google]
1494191478301.jpg
260KB, 736x916px
>>82610940
>sex is... kino as fuck
>>
File: pepealarm.gif (164KB, 494x332px) Image search: [Google]
pepealarm.gif
164KB, 494x332px
>>82611989
Heh... yeah, just a joke...
>>
>>82611989
I'm guessing he means he "touched" his mom's vagina when being born and was breastfed until age 2
>>
>>82610774
Sex is a natural part of life, lad. Just not a part of yours.
>>
>>82611970
Instinct doesn't drive people to the gym you moron
Vanity does
>>
This thread is gay af

Where is all the ass?
>>
>>82612147

please think very carefully on what you just wrote
>>
>>82612082
>tfw met a really great qt virgin girl on omegle 6 months ago I've been talking to every day
>tfw she lives across the pacific ocean from me and I'm a NEET trying hard to write good screenplays
>>
>>82611673
The irony is that sex scenes kill the pacing of the movie. It's like, oh great, I have to watch two ugly people convulsing for a few minutes. Waste of fucking time. Give me some actual plot, I've seen sex scenes a million times at this point and they're all exactly the same.
>>
>>82612207
>virgin
>girl
I don't care how cute and innocent you think she is. If she's 16 or older then she's sucked a cock at the very minimum, no question whatsoever.
>>
>>82612082
You don't just meet girls doing nothing. It's a trial and error process of dating and breakups. Betting on finding "the one" by just waiting is like buying one powerball ticket and expecting to hit the jackpot.
>>
>>82610667
Yeah I agree. I wish we had more sex scenes along with scenes of people eating and shitting.
>>
>>82611120
i wonder what that would smell like haha
>>
>>82612170
Vanity isn't instinct your fucking retard
>>
>>82611146
t. in vitro
>>
>>82610940
>Sex is a beautiful thing

Sex is fucking gross. Go watch some hippos fuck and get back to me.
>>
>>82612283
It doesn't mean literally wait
>>
File: v3McUuH.png (293KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
v3McUuH.png
293KB, 633x758px
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING A VIRGIN
GOD FUCKING DAMN
FUCK
I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX
SO FUCKING BAD
HOW
HOW DO I DO IT
HELP ME GUYS
>>
>>82612415
buy a prostitute and some candams
>>
>>82611989
>a 22 year old virgin on 4chan

Probably not kidding
>>
>>82612415
be born a woman
then be 16 or older
sex just happens
>>
>>82612415
focus on doing math or computer science like all the other virgins
>>
>>82612415
stop thinking every woman is a whore
>>
File: 1479264913649.png (7KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]
1479264913649.png
7KB, 420x420px
>>82612415
don't fall for the sex meme, brother

just sit back and watch as these normies ruin their lives by setting themselves up for rape accusations, stds, alimony, or having to raise a disgusting child for 18 years
>>
>>82612415
lmao, are there seriously people this frustrated at not having sex? losers, and not because you haven't had it, but because you want it so much.
>>
>>82612440
don't listen to this

prostitutes are trash and will ruin the experience of it. Grow some balls and talk to girls on tinder and be honest about wanting to lose your virginity.

If you release a thousand hooks at least one of them will bite. Be careful not to get STDs (which you will, like 80% of non-virgin women have them) or knock her up (you'll probably do this too eventually)
>>
>>82612492
>ruin their lives by setting themselves up for rape accusations, stds, alimony, or having to raise a disgusting child for 18 years
maybe
or maybe they just have really fun orgasms because girls want to suck their manly cocks while you're at home crying :^)
>>
>>82612492
This. Sex seems so overrated. It can't be worth the hassle.
>>
>>82612482
most modern women are.
>>
i want to smell and like her pusy so bad
>>
>>82612415
Have you tried being black? Easy white pussy.
>>
>>82612531

>prostitutes are trash and will ruin the experience of it.

Maybe you suck at sex

Prostitutes are GOAT tier, also very patrician, almost every dude will hate you, admire you and be jelly of you at the same time if they know you use prostitutes
>>
>>82612582
based pusy poster
>>
>>82610650
because the general public are hypocrites who likes porn

R rated sex in movies is porn, not seeing genitals doesnt stop it from being porn. Most hollywood actresses are porn actresses and therefore sex workers
>>
>>82612606
>also very patrician
Patrician is either not having sex at all and devoting your energy to other pursuits, or actually reproducing because of sex.
>>
File: de finger.jpg (228KB, 866x1300px) Image search: [Google]
de finger.jpg
228KB, 866x1300px
>>82610650
>sex in almost every fucking movie?

Oh look, it's a "debate me on a false statement" thread.
>>
>>82612691
>Patrician is either not having sex

would you give me a quick rundown on this
>>
>>82612564
Sex has definitely been overrated. It can be awkward and hollow when it's just a means to end. It's also really really nice when it's with someone you feel comfortable with (and love).
Cue the angry bitter "red-pilled" manchildren.
>>
>>82611291
it's not, and carpenter thinks you're a moron
>>
>>82612711
>It's also really really nice when it's with someone you feel comfortable with (and love).
how often is this the case now when all the kids just used those "dating apps"
>>
>>82612691

>patrician is 99% of the population

how about no
>>
>>82612784
>>patrician is 99% of the population
Are you implying that 99% of the population treats sex like this? Because that's where you're wrong.
>>
>>82610822
kys
>>
>>82612631
>not seeing genitals doesnt stop it from being porn.

That is a lie.
>>
>>82612708
I should say this is what's required to be a patrician, but it's not sufficient. /r9k/ is not filled with patricians.
>>
>>82612844
So Playboy isn't porn?
>>
>>82612805

OKay let me reformulate it, i don't go with lowbrow prostitutes, i buy escorts that have their own apartment in some high class part of the town
>>
>>82612440
terrible advice don't listen
>>
File: 1493937489199.jpg (129KB, 614x767px) Image search: [Google]
1493937489199.jpg
129KB, 614x767px
>>82610760
>>82612049
>muh Jews
>>
>>82612902
what a post
>>
>>82611635
Im guessing youre waiting till marriage?
>>
>>82610899
>knowing what's characteristic of reddit
You can escort yourself out
>>
File: lucas_jawl.gif (181KB, 460x340px) Image search: [Google]
lucas_jawl.gif
181KB, 460x340px
>>82612879
No.
It's artistic nudes.
>>
>>82612902
Source, desu?
>>
File: 18160305.jpg (88KB, 1080x1350px) Image search: [Google]
18160305.jpg
88KB, 1080x1350px
>>82613034
liztess on IG
>>
Titillation is an all-time high mostly because it's added to everything. Most common shows that feature men and women always have at least one grope fest during the season.
>>
>>82612879
Porn is literally anything anyone can ejaculate to. Porn is defined by the person who is aroused. Some people jack it to goats.
>>
>>82612602
Bullshit.
>>
>>82613000
>No.
>It's artistic nudes.
this is EXACTLY the legal reason that porn actresses get away with not being charged with prostitution, they are paid for having sex but are excepted because its 'art'
>>
>>82613089
>Porn is literally anything anyone can ejaculate to.
There has to be intention involved, whether it's indented to sexually stimulate.
>>
File: tkfab.webm (3MB, 700x392px) Image search: [Google]
tkfab.webm
3MB, 700x392px
>get tinder
>loads of matches
>some even speak to me first
>I never reply because I hate myself and cant be bothered with anything
>being mildy attractive is going to waste because i'm empty inside

life is a curse, end me
>>
Because pussy rules the world.
>>
>>82613054
>lopsided tits

2/10 would not bang
>>
File: 1468829747141.png (254KB, 472x410px) Image search: [Google]
1468829747141.png
254KB, 472x410px
>chad sits down at a bar
>looks at roastie
>smiles
>cuts to rough sex
>>
File: 1480599873810.jpg (90KB, 957x621px) Image search: [Google]
1480599873810.jpg
90KB, 957x621px
>>82610650
>bud light
>>
>not watching xvideos and xhamster all day
It's an essential part of life OP. Why watch Guardians of the Galaxy or Batman when you can watch people having sex?
>>
File: 1464134057860.jpg (61KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]
1464134057860.jpg
61KB, 499x499px
>>82611229
>>82611266
>tesla was a virgin
>this somehow justifies me being a 24 year old virgin who jerks off to anime
>>
>>82611042
>petastool
>>
>>82613119
Some people get off on other people being fully clothed.
I shall repeat - Porn: is defined by the arousal of the person that is aroused.

What you define as porn, seems mild to me. Too broad, too general.
But, you like generalizations that don't hold up, right? I get it. Simplified nonsense that doesn't suit the complexity of real world situations.
>>
>>82613308
>Porn: is defined by the arousal of the person that is aroused.
Based on what? This could make videos of children porn to pedophiles, but make what would be generally considered hardcore pornography not porn if it's not arousing, which is absurd.
>Too broad, too general.
How is my definition more general than yours? Under your definition, anything could be porn.
>But, you like generalizations that don't hold up, right? I get it. Simplified nonsense that doesn't suit the complexity of real world situations.
Don't ask asinine questions like this. Otherwise, I can ask a question like, "So you like being a pretentious ass who proposes idiotic definitions, and then attacks the person if they don't accept it? That's cool," but I won't ask that because it's not fair. Refrain from personal remarks like thee.
>>
>>82611663
What the fuck are you talking about? I grew up in boring midwest. Everyone is having sex but you
>>
>>82613288
men don't have a virginity
>>
Common red flags to look out for:
1. She spends considerate amount of time on Facebook or any other social site
2. She has no goals or ambitions.
3. She wants to be treated as a princess.
4. She expects the man to pay for everything.
5. She's messy.
6. She has cheated in the past.
7. She has had a one-night stand in the past.
8. She likes to get drunk.
9. She has tattoos or piercings.
10. She flirts with other men in front of you.
11. She's a single mother.
12. She was raised by a single mother.
13. She relies on make-up.
14. She's clingy.
15. She wants to find happiness through the man.
16. She wants her desired and needs to be above her partner's.
17. She badmouths her ex or exes.
18. She has had a lot of exes.
19. She doesn't want to do things in bed because she has done them with her ex.
20. She wants to control you.
21. She believes astrology is a real science.
22. She follows celebrity gossips.
23. She dyes her hair in unusual color or colors.
24. She has a lot of guy friends.
25. She does yoga.
26. She has lots of stuff animal toys.
27. She used "no sex" as a form of punishment.
28. She smokes cigarettes.
29. She wear a scarf as a fashion accessory, even in summer.
30. She's a vegetarian.
31. She takes longer than 30 minutes to get ready to go out.
32. She has a lot of pink clothes and stuff.
33. She's obsessed with chocolate.
34. She studied abroad for a semester/year.
35. She watches reality shows.
36. She loves to create drama out of nothing (bonus: she says "I hate drama")
37. "I'm not like other girls"
38. She wears a lot of jewelry.
39. She often takes selfies (bonus: she makes "duck face")
40. She doesn't have even basic knowledge about domestic or world politics and history.
41. She's always looking at her phone.
42. She's materialistic.
43. She doesn't mention she has a boyfriend when you ask her out.
44. She's always late by more than 15 minutes.

Anything I missed?
>>
>>82613470

You live in USA, your farms are full of walmarts, just gtfo
>>
>>82611513
I married with children so not anymore.
>>
>>82613566
Yeah she can't cook you fucking idiot and that should be #1.
>>
This thread has convinced me to continue living in isolation
>>
>>82612294
Why not combine all three? have someone getting fucked while shitting and then someone can eat their shit?
>>
File: a31lDG6.jpg (361KB, 1184x1799px) Image search: [Google]
a31lDG6.jpg
361KB, 1184x1799px
>>82610650
seriously......that's a bad shooop
>>
>>82612415
All you gotta do is say hello retard
>>
>>82613566
>Anything I missed?
the most important one, she expects men to 'provide' for her (using the word provide somehow excuses the fact that she is a leech and a whore)
>>
>>82612415
>Lift
>Fix your shitty wardrobe
>Tinder

Good luck
You're gonna need it
>>
>>82613828
hello retard
>>
>>82613809
Niggers prefer the shitty shoop. Let that sink in.
>>
File: 1429092372368.jpg (24KB, 346x250px) Image search: [Google]
1429092372368.jpg
24KB, 346x250px
>>82613809
Nooooo
>>
File: wojdespair.png (27KB, 628x689px) Image search: [Google]
wojdespair.png
27KB, 628x689px
>>82613809
>tfw not only would this girl never give me the time of day but she doesn't even have that planet ass
>>
File: i got nothing.jpg (196KB, 500x426px) Image search: [Google]
i got nothing.jpg
196KB, 500x426px
>>82613566
>39. She often takes selfies (bonus: she makes "duck face")

Man, we should all miss the good old days of duck face. These days, it's like a fucking photoshoot with these bitches.

>never look into the camera
>giggle at something off screen
>pretend to look where they're stepping

Imagine being some poor fuck, and you have to go to some GoT town and climb some ancient stairwell just so you can take a pic of some cumdumpster from 300 ft as she's descending the stairs midstep.
>>
>>82613887
>Tinder
>giving away your personal info
lmao
>>
>>82613566
>44 Reasons Why I'm Still a Virginâ„¢
>>
>>82613887
>>Lift
act like a violent tough guy
>>Fix your shitty wardrobe
get a bunch of tattoos and a spiked pycho haircut

looking normal, dressing normal makes girls assume you are a beta-virgin
>>
File: 1433814882191.png (327KB, 495x498px) Image search: [Google]
1433814882191.png
327KB, 495x498px
>>82614052
Roastie detected.
>>
File: download (29).jpg (9KB, 182x276px) Image search: [Google]
download (29).jpg
9KB, 182x276px
>>82613760
Possibly
>>
>>82610664
fpbp
>>
>>82613809
why do women have bruises around their leg area?
>>
>>82613435
>How is my definition more general than yours? Under your definition, anything could be porn.

Meaning arousal has to happen by each individual depending on each person's unique preference. That doesn't seem gernal to me, but complicated according to each person. Seven billion people with seven billion individual preferences.

>Don't ask asinine questions like this.

I dislike the word asinine. Sounds as if a word uptight people use to project sophistication. I hate the use of that word.

>So you like being a pretentious ass who proposes idiotic definitions, and then attacks the person if they don't accept it?

I really don't give a shit, but occasionally I find such generalizations as a means to persecute people for whatever humanity they possess. If we categorize porn, then we can make generalized summaries of people being "porn addicts" even though that is not accurate. You can have people who are avid viewers, but not addicted just as literally anything can become an addiction depending on the person's stimulus in association to any activity.
>>
>>82613828
>hello retard
Where's my prize, faggot.
>>
Is anyone getting random connection errors?
>>
>>82614065

t. neckbeard virgin

better get a nice trench coat instead to really stand out and show those girls that I'm alpha!
>>
>>82613566
Those are pretty entry-level comedian tier. This is the real list.

>raised by a single mom
>is a single mom
>tattoos
>drinks
>has had many boyfriends
>has never had a committed boyfriend
>will sleep with you in the first six months of dating
>goes to a bar ever, even if she doesn't drink
>smokes (weed included)
>leftist
>believes in "sex positivity" or thinks sex is "empowering"
>uses social media for anything beyond just keeping in touch with people
>takes lots of pictures
>likes to say she's "just one of the guys!"
>puts any at all rules on her dating/marriage like "I'm not going to date anyone from my hometown!" or "I'm not going to look seriously until I'm 23!"
>thinks that "dating" mans going out with as many different guys as possible and avoiding any connection

These are your "THIS IS NOT WIFE OR MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN MATERIAL" level red flags and do not ever for a second think "Oh well she only fits one of those things so she's probably okay!" Will you gamble your future on that? Hope not.
>>
>>82614239

>tfw your mom bought you a trench coat when you were young because she thought you would look like nice on it

T-thanks mom
>>
File: 24765_1.jpg (60KB, 800x592px) Image search: [Google]
24765_1.jpg
60KB, 800x592px
>>82614239
here comes the whore defense force
>>
>>82614349
bought a trenchcoat during the Matrix heyday. at the halloween party that i went to, 13 of us wore the same fucking suit.

never wore the suit again outside
>>
>>82614432

She also bought me a montgomery later, I looked like a fucking homo hipster in it

I love my mom but his fashion sense isn't for me, maybe she thought i was chad so i could pull it off, but as an outcast, using a montgomery was cringe inducing
>>
>>82614173
>Meaning arousal has to happen by each individual depending on each person's unique preference.
And? That still means anything can be porn. With my definition, and what's generally accepted as being porn, there has to be an intention to sexually stimulate.
> That doesn't seem gernal to me, but complicated according to each person
It's general in the sense that it could apply to every possible work, regardless of what its intent was. Complexity isn't the issue here.
>I hate the use of that word.
And I "hate" irrelevant implications affecting personalities. Try avoiding them in the future by asking asinine rhetorical questions.
>such generalizations as a means to persecute people for whatever humanity they possess.
That's not an argument for whether they're correct or not.
> we can make generalized summaries of people being "porn addicts" even though that is not accurate.
Your definition doesn't solve this. A person can still be addicted to things that arouse them, meaning the nature of the addiction, if they have it, isn't changed at all. Also, I don't know what you mean by "generalized summary." It's like providing a different definition of gambling to what's generally accepted, and then refusing to call people who destroy their lives because of it "gambling addicts," even though that's likely to help them.
>but not addicted just as literally anything can become an addiction depending on the person's stimulus in association to any activity.
And then some people are literally addicted. This is such a stupid line of reasoning. You have the supposed problem of people being wrongly accused of being porn addicts, and then from that, object to the categorization of porn, and then make a definition that, while not totally absurd, isn't practical, as it's clear that porn is clearly a different beast from potentially anything that might causes sexual arousal, as if pornographic movies, pictures, etc. should be thought of no differently from tiles.
>>
File: 1485551879558.gif (3MB, 491x704px) Image search: [Google]
1485551879558.gif
3MB, 491x704px
>>82611888
>mfw i had sex 2 saturdays ago
bar whores man there so fucking easy
>>
>>82614582
>all these fucking normies shitting up the board reee
You came from reddit, didn't you?
>>
File: 1487195700525.png (833KB, 802x770px) Image search: [Google]
1487195700525.png
833KB, 802x770px
>>82613054
>>82612902
>tfw no jewess mommy gf
>>
>>82613809
>womyn consider this clothed
>just a tiny string "covering" her butthole
>>
>>82614757
But anon, they are FORCED to wear bras. So the least they can do is replace their boxers with a piece of string.
>>
>>82614611
far from normie and i just lost my virginity 2 years ago but now im making up for it
>>
>>82614909
>now im making up for it
normie confirmed, now get out.
>>
>>82614335

100% confirmed via personal experience.

I have horrible taste in women.
>>
>>82614335
>>will sleep with you in the first six months of dating
Hmm, this seems a little stringent.
>>
>>82614335
>white women

the white race is doomed folks
>>
>>82610761
It's a very liberal film, it's denouncing the idea that you are supposed to marry and have kids and promotes a free lifestyle
>>
>>82614939
no NO WAIT I CAN CHANGE I PROMISE!!
>>
>>82614611
This isn't r9k you dumb cunt, this isn't your safe space
>>
File: 1463425166479.jpg (645KB, 2321x1327px) Image search: [Google]
1463425166479.jpg
645KB, 2321x1327px
>>82614757
I've seen worse
>>
>>82610650
>it have nothing

fucking paki you've been rumbled learn english before you make one of these threads, i know you get embarresed around your family when you see sex in movies thats not my culture though maybe if you just poo'd ina loo you wouldnt be ashamed you disgusting fucjk
>>
>>82615270
2>3>4>1
>>
>>82615261
>isn't r9k
It's /r9k/ + television and film.
>>
>>82610650
>So why is there a sex in almost
Humans arn't robot therefore have genders
>>
File: 16229241.jpg (140KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]
16229241.jpg
140KB, 1080x1349px
>>82614634
>mommy
she's like 20
>>
File: vomit.jpg (82KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]
vomit.jpg
82KB, 680x680px
>>82615270
>>
/pol/ ruined this site by inviting the normie redditors to blog about how alpha they are to a bunch of anime watching nerds who don't give a fuck. I'm seriously going to fucking murder the next chad I see and it's all reddit's fault. fuck off already
>>
>>82615270
Reminder to the anon who has started typing angrily about the whores in this picture, 99.99% of women would never even consider wearing this shit. It's all gonna be ok.
>>
>>82615270
>>82615307

4 > 2 > 3 > 1
>>
>>82615307
I agree with your rankings.
>>
>>82615308
No. It's not. Go back to your safe space robot.
>>
>>82615270
whats the 2nd girls name?
>>
>>82614166
sex swing and general bondage play
>>
>>82615270
You mean better.
>>82610667
This. Sex is natural, literally nothing bad about it and it's a major part of humanity. Partly cause it's one of the few pleasures one can enjoy in life. That along with good food.
>>
>>82615558
>major part of humanity
What did he mean by this ?
>>
>>82610667
tru 2bh
>>
>>82615558

Tacos, pussy and vodka.
>>
>>82615558
Pretty sure most sex shown in movies is adultery which IS harmful to society and humanity.
>>
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>82613566
>8. She likes to get drunk.
>35. She watches reality shows.
>39. She often takes selfies (bonus: she makes "duck face")

What the hell? These are just normal things.
>>
>>82615270

Those are professional hardcore pornstars, that doesn't count
>>
>>82614335
>six months

wut
>>
>>82610667
no its not
>>
>>82615402
I actually don't go there at all. I just despise normies.
>>
>>82615425
Melisa Mendiny
>>
File: Whale_molests_parrot.webm (3MB, 600x336px) Image search: [Google]
Whale_molests_parrot.webm
3MB, 600x336px
>>82615558
>Sex is natural, literally nothing bad about it and it's a major part of humanity.
Appeal to nature fallacy, try again. Webm related is also natural.
>>
File: KILLALLNORMIES.jpg (86KB, 1068x1039px) Image search: [Google]
KILLALLNORMIES.jpg
86KB, 1068x1039px
>>82615770
>>
>>82615853
>>82615014

True it should be before marriage but if you haven't proposed after six months you're a beta cuck anyway.
>>
>>82615993
>comparing normal consentient sex between humans to seal on penguin rape
>logical fallacy meme

very ironic post
>>
>>82616043
>if you haven't proposed after six months

kek what the hell
>>
>>82615781
Normal, as in trash? Sure.
>>
>>82613064
jelly of that guy. Cows are bro-tier animals tbqh
>>
>>82616083
If she meets all the above requirements and you haven't put a ring on it yet you're a pussy faggot who's wasting her fertile years desu
>>
>there are people on this board right now, who you argue with everyday, that are unironically virgins
>>
It's only really needed if it's used to further a relationship between two characters. That is truly the kino way to use sex in movies. Aside from that, don't get so triggered by it OP.
>>
>>82615781
normal for retarded cunts
>>
>>82616092
You think taking selfies or getting drunk is automatically trash? All of those things are completely normal things that almost everyone does, if you go out there thinking "I'm not interested in a girl who does either of these things" then your dating pool will consist exclusively of middle-aged Muslim women.
>>
>>82616218
that's just like a conjecture you're fabricating in your mind based on your ideal woman who doesn't exist.

real people are barely getting to know each other after six months, six months are nothing, how young are you?
>>
>>82616064
Sex is barbaric trash m8.

It's like saying shitting is beautiful because it's natural
>>
>>82616218
spoken like a true cuck.
>>
>>82616218
>getting married when you've known each other for six months

Can't see that one backfiring
>>
>>82616335
>You think taking selfies or getting drunk is automatically trash? All of those things are completely normal things that almost everyone does

Not him, but yes. Only normies do that shit.

Reminder that just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's good automatically
>>
>>82616218
What a bullshit time frame you just made up. Teenager?
>>
>>82616341
t. cuck

Grow up some time, your grandfather would be disappointed with your failure as a man. If you don't have a house and family by 25 you fucked up your life and are a failure. Enjoy all your failed noncommittal "relationships" with sluts.
>>
>>82616396
>>82616414
Is this real or are you two only pretending to be retarded?
>>
>>82616414
most guys that age still live at home these days.
>>
>>82616363
>Sex is barbaric

if you want it to be, sex is not like shitting which is the same thing over and over, sex can be a lot of things.
>>
>17 year old girl at work doesn't shut the fuck up about her bf and other guys she banged
>told me a story the other day about how she went out with this really tall nice guy but when she saw his mangles dick she broke up with him the next day
I just nod and laugh but I'm honestly sickened
>>
>>82616474
mangled*
>>
>>82616396
If your such a sperg that you won't do something because you could be seen as normal then you don't have to worry about finding a girl anyway
>>
>>82616459
Yeah and they're all in this thread on their mom's wifi getting triggered that other people are calling them out on their shortcomings kek
>>
File: IMG_8227.gif (879KB, 245x230px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8227.gif
879KB, 245x230px
>brief sex scene with no dialogue and barely visible titties has actual character development
>>
>>82616414
my grandpa was a college graduate like me and he had kids in his 30's, why are you projecting this hard? why are you making up arbitrary time frames in order to determine who's a cuck and who's not?

I mean it's completely futile.
>>
>>82616335
Normal? So what? There's nothing wrong with drinking, but there's everything wrong with periodically getting drunk, for the sole purpose of getting drunk. And who takes "selfies" as a normal part of their life? It's attention-whoring, consumerist social media tripe. Name one single merit or sign of good character that taking "selfies" demonstrates in a person. It seems your entire argument revolves are your supposed ideals of normalcy, when in fact that only the case because your social circles revolve around pure trash in all aspects of character and personality.
>>
>>82616414
>If you don't have a house and family by 25 you fucked up your life and are a failure

It's pretty rare to own a house by the age of 25. And isn't the average age that women give birth 25 or 26? Seems like there are a lot of successful, happy people who got homes and families a bit later on.

>>82616459
Not in the US
>>
>>82616553
I can feel your impotence through my screen. Getting angry at me isn't doing anything for you to catch up in life.
>>
>>82616564
>And who takes "selfies" as a normal part of their life?

Women, mostly. Men take them too, but not as frequently.

>Name one single merit or sign of good character that taking "selfies" demonstrates in a person.

So anything that doesn't demonstrate merit or good character is trash? What's your opinion on watching tv/movies?
>>
File: pepewojackbar.jpg (104KB, 1280x842px) Image search: [Google]
pepewojackbar.jpg
104KB, 1280x842px
>>82616460
>sex can be a lot of things.

It's sticking your dick into 3 different holes or rubbing/kissing said holes.

I want normies to leave.
>>
File: 951-0-1447019001.jpg (87KB, 399x516px) Image search: [Google]
951-0-1447019001.jpg
87KB, 399x516px
>>82613809
Even the Corona girl was shopped, feelsbad
>>
>>82616585
>angry
>catch up in life

lel you're making your own conversation and scenarios up and I'm not even part of them, are you having fun at least?
>>
>>82611026
>tfw poor and still use a flip phone
>>
>>82616585
Kek this projection. Anyone this angry at others lives certainly doesn't have a family and house by 25. You can larp at me that you were married with kids at 23 all you want, I don't believe you, you're a faggot.
>>
File: fed'oh.gif (2MB, 380x285px) Image search: [Google]
fed'oh.gif
2MB, 380x285px
>>82616564
>It's attention-whoring, consumerist social media tripe
>>
>>82616622
well maybe don't enter normie bait threads next time?

I mean, like a give a shit about making some fellow anon feel bad about not having sex, but don't write comments like that if you don't have a clue about sex and all things connected.

you're only going to get normies to reply to you and tell you the obvious (theirs), namely that sex is not just that.
>>
>>82616647
If you used a flip phone in high school or college past 2010 you were (and still would be) considered a freak and not worth talking to.

Normies are a strange bunch.
>>
>>82610869
Pulp Fiction
>>
>>82616638
>>82616685
see >>82616538

Every time you come back with these transparently defensive (You)'s it just makes your own repressed acknowledgement of the failures you've made in life clearer to everyone here and that wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that you're not going to make changes to yourself moving forward to fix your life.
>>
>>82616718
More like freaks who arent worth talking to, happened to use flip phones
>>
>>82616739
t. over 25 and with no wife or house
Haven't even tried to deny it kek
>>
>>82616739
fix yourself kid, pshht, nothing personnel.
>>
>>82616773
>>82616792
>I know you are but what am I response

You're not helping your case.
>>
>>82615270
what are their names
>>
>>82616799
>still hasn't denied it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA practice what you preach you faggot
>>
>>82616799
>seething
>>
>>82612606
Why the fuck should anyone with an ounce of self-decency pay thousands for something that you can get for free if you actually had some confidence and a sense of game?
>>
>>82616824
>>82616863
And now you've devolved into pure diversion tactics ironically displaying your immaturity in a discussion about your failure to mature as men. Thanks for finalizing the point for me m8s
>>
>>82616908
Just answer the question autismo
>>
>>82610702
You are incredibly gay
>>
>>82616908
why are young and married home owners so bittter?
>>
File: costanzadotjpeg.jpg (29KB, 650x366px) Image search: [Google]
costanzadotjpeg.jpg
29KB, 650x366px
>>82610818
>no one wants to see that
>>
>>82616946
That anon is not a young married home owner
>>
File: 1498772897938.jpg (35KB, 453x576px) Image search: [Google]
1498772897938.jpg
35KB, 453x576px
>>82616986
really m8?
>>
jesus christ every single poster in this thread should kill themselves
>>
>>82617057
y-you too
>>
>>82617074
yes i posted in this thread too
>>
File: 1448164769944.jpg (159KB, 565x554px) Image search: [Google]
1448164769944.jpg
159KB, 565x554px
>>82610650
I agree. If I want to fap I just go fap. If I'm horny I jerk off. If I'm watching a movie and there's tits in it I'm probably not in a frame of mind to be aroused. It won't detract from the movie but it's not a selling point. Plus movie sex is pretty shit and Hollywood women don't make good porn actresses.

In a similar vein to this day I'm still confused as to why the Fappening interested anyone at all. I can find hotter pics of some chick in 5 minutes on the internet than anyone's shots that got leaked during that whole thing. Hollywood women are picked to be attractive to the broadest possible range of men possible. I don't know any guy who doesn't have more specific tastes than what they can provide to sell tickets. The fact that they're celebrities means nothing to me. A women's accomplishments don't make her ass look better. "Wow, it's a chick's tits but she played HERMIONE, dude!" What are you, 12?
>>
>>82613064
That picture is so :3
>>
>>82617126
>>82617074
Hey me three, me three!
>>
>>82613089
>he doesnt spank it to some juicy gp
>>
>>82616881

because:

>it's never for free
>it's cheap where i live (45 usd)
>you can catch stds more easily in a club than with escorts
>escorts will try to give you a good time, while random girls in a club will be too drunk to even move
>you can select the type of women you want
>it can fit your day to day agenda much easier than going to midnight to some random club
>no blackmail attempts
>>
>>82617306
stop jacking off so much, let your libido come back
>>
File: normie.jpg (112KB, 743x585px) Image search: [Google]
normie.jpg
112KB, 743x585px
>>82616363
based Norm understands us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDCasn_qM1s
>>
>>82617426
Why? So I can wait longer in between jerking off? What benefit am I missing out on by not getting aroused by tits in movies? It doesn't matter how long you wait, you're headed towards the same result.
>>
>>82614166
From Chad's thick pendulous nuts slamming into her thighs as her dominates her from behind. They are a symbol of honor and power to other females. It shows she was thorouly pleasured by the only man who can pleasure them, Chad. This inspires jealousy and infighting as the girls vie for Chad's meaty cock and potent loads.
>>
I don't get passively aroused by things anymore. Getting turned on takes effort. I have to focus and expend energy. It doesn't particularly bother me, but it's something I've noticed.
>>
>>82610650
Because its a PG 13 flick and implies that everyone at that age has atleast kissed a girl before. i mean if you are past the age of 16 (and thats really pushing it) and are still a kissless virgin then there is absolutely 0 hope left.
>>
>>82611146
It's literally essential to life
>>
>>82617352
I wish they were more affordable here. Asian prostitutes are 120-180 for 45mins
Aussie prostitutes are 200-350 for 45mins
Almost unaffordable if you're young trying to save/invest and not in mining.
>>
>>82616474
Mangled as in cut or mangled as in legitimately torn up? Are you trying to start a cut vs. uncut debate?
>>
>>82613566

>45. She doesnt have a penis
>>
>>82616718
Most people find it to be neat. Its like a hipster or ironic in that they enjoy even though I'm literally only using it because I don't have a choice.
>>
>>82617958

Yeah, they are 45 usd here the hour

This is in Chile
>>
>>82618084
Lucky devil. Maybe it's time i booked a holiday. The hookers here are too entitled, most guys in their 20s are making 45-60k so they're asking for up to half their weekly cash in hand for an hour of sex.
>>
>>82618652

Also

>no pimpin muscular guy watching you pay
>just escorts and their own apartment in some nice downtown place of the city
>>
>>82613154
I understand, despite my best wishes no one has ended my life.
>>
>>82612415
>>82612415
>>82612415
OP AND HIS WHOLE THREAF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
>>
>>82619178
why would having sex make you want to see more naked girls in movies
Thread posts: 321
Thread images: 46


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.