Why are Russians so bad at making movies?

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>>82610440
What problems did you have with STALKER?

Why did you even make this thread?
Fucking hell, this is awful

>>82610459
t.russian

>>82610471
t.Russian #2

>>82610469
No quips
No action
CGI sucks shit
No bad guy
No PoC representation

>>82610513
>russia
>PoC
uhhh, anon...

Communism

>>82610513
You're right it usually has slavs.

>>82610483
>>82610503
>This was OP's endgame
>Shitpost
>get called out
>hurr durr t. russian
ffs get a life

>>82610603
To be fair, he's not the only one pulling this shit nowadays

>>82610603
t. nigger

The ending was such a disappointment. I thought they be able to do god like things and be kings of the realm. Tarkovsky doesn't know how to entertain the viewer per shit.

>>82610603
t.slav nigger trash

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You want to see a TRUE Russian kino? Watch "Green Elephant".

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A dude walks into a bar. Bartender puts a glass of water in front of him, without a single word. Everyone in the bar goes silent.
The dude stares on the glass, then looks out of the window for 10 minutes, then lays on the floor for 20 minutes. After this the dude gets up and walks away.
Bartender watches him leaving.
- I told you guys, Tarkovsky is genius.

>>82611096
This. Anyone could make a film as boring as Tarkovsky. Long drawn out scenes aren't artsy they are pretentious.

Give me a camera and I will film mundane shit for two hours and it will still be more interesting than Tarkovsky

>>82610440
There are a lot of great Russian kinos but Stalker is literally shit.

>>82610440
theyre chronic alcoholics.
they'll drink anything. ie:
https://news.vice.com/story/72-russians-have-died-this-week-from-drinking-bath-oil-because-they-couldnt-afford-real-alcohol

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>>82611222
> lot of great Russian kinos
Just go away, fucking snownigger.

>>82611358
Я cлeвa.

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>>82610440
Yeah sure, how can we even compete.

>>82611460
>implying FF8 is not funkino

>>82610742
You didn't pay attention, did you?

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>>82611313
>A 2014 survey found that the average Russian drank 20 liters of vodka a year

That's one of these big water bottles.
Am I an alcoholic if that doesn't seem like very much for AN ENTIRE YEAR?

>>82611691
Directors fault for making it so pseudo intellectual not mine.

>>82611994
Yeah, that's not a lot. You can easily drink 1 litre alone on a weekend and it's not even a big deal.

>>82611994
i probably drink 20-30 litres of vodka a year lol

>>82612080
>1 litre alone on a weekend and it's not even a big deal
Do you want to talk about your crippling alcoholism, buddy?

>>82612126
not even much

i can drink a litre or so on a weekend

1/4-1/2 of a litre pre drinking before going out, another half or so throughout the night

>>82612104
To me vodka isn't really a social drink. I used to use it to drown my sorrows alone.

In Russia it's like the French and their wine.

>>82612299
i use it to get drunk, i exclusively drink whiskey and vodka, dont like beer, not HUGE on wine, other spirits arent as enjoyable for me.

i get what you mean, i drink that much in large groups to get drunk for a night out

meanwhile russians just drink vodka regularly to forget or because its habit

russia is fucking bleak

>>82612364
>russia is fucking bleak
Are you saying that this >>82611358
is bleak?

>>82612126
1 litre of vodka is just two evenings of light drinking. That's a normal weekend for most people.

>>82612364
>I-I just drink because I enjoy it!
>i-it's the other people who are alcoholics, boy are they a sad bunch!!
The first step is accepting that you're an alcoholic, brother

>>82612626
nah i like to get wasted when going out, i just happen to go out reguarly

>>82610459
fpbp

>>82612663
Same thing here bro, I just like to drink when it gets dark outside. Sun just happens to go down every 24 hours, but that's not my problem

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>>82612703
>that pure hell waiting for the sun to start setting so you can finally start drinking again

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>Sokurov
>Eisenstein
>Vertov
>bad

>>82612790
>>82612703
>not getting lit during the day anyways

sort it out

>>82610440
It's hard, when you already have the best art, classical music, plays, and literature.

>>82612854
>old dusty """classic""" shit
Get the fuck out, Ivan.

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Stalker sucks and Solaris sucks even more. Ivan Vasilevich or whatever it's called wasn't even slightly funny.

This is the only good Russian movie I've seen.

>>82612790
whats this?

>>82612854
MT fag here. I had my drunk science down with a liter of Potter's $8.95. Just enough left in the bottle to get enough nerve to face the liquor store dude.

Any thing that isn't beer or wine has to be sold out of a MT state liqour store. 1 per county if it's not too populated. Very bleak Winters like the other anon was saying.

>>82611994
>AVERAGE
Meaning that anyone of drinking age is averaged into that. So there are some people who don't drink any vodka in a year, meaning some are drinking 2-3x that or more.

A better number would be the median number of liters drank, as you'll eliminate some of the lower extremes

>>82612156
Define your life by some other measure, you're drinking too much.