Who hype for another hour of nothing happening here?
>hour of nothing happening
Better Call Saul is Mondays, anon.
>>82607748
At least /something/ happened the last episode.
>>82607157
I suspect that it escalates rapidly.
>>82607748
Sick burn. But would've worked better for Season 1 or 2
>>82607157
Was it just me or was the last episode a huge letdown?
>>82608124
Kino pleb filter
>>82607157
Is it on today?
>>82607938
This, it seems like all the table setting is out of the way. Now it's time...for dinner
>>82608124
not just you, many other plebs as well
If they go another episode without any MEW consider this DROPPED
>>82608504
I love me some MEW but that last episode was pretty great,slow, but great.
>>82608504
who cares about MEW, just give me more of Carrie Coon in those jeans
>>82608124
This whole season is a let down. We are one third in the season and the plot is still the same as the first episode.
>brothers don't like each other
>varga is threatening emmit and sy
>mew is weird
>carrie coon is obsessed with her stepfather
>>82609722
>carrie coon is obsessed with her stepfather
I think she's obsess with the crime rather than the stepfather.
>>82609849
>reading his books
>travelling to LA to follow him through his youth
I really don't see how she wants to solve a murder like that. Someone from his past tracked him down when he was 82?
>>82609849
She's using his death as an excuse to try to connect with him, just like she wanted her son to have a father figure in his life because she never had one
>>82607854
i doubt it
>>82609849
She knows that his death was completely random, she wants to know him as a person now since she never did her whole life
>>82607157
>nothing happening
>yet is comfy as fuck and I'm enjoying it
Hoe
Why fuck is the 15/10 girl banging that bald loser?
>>82610285
Ewan McGregor is Ewan McGregor
>>82610429
this
Ewan is ourguy
>>82607157
Well, considering next to nothing happened in the movie, I can't imagine making it into a fucking tv show with many hours of material....
I like Coen Brothers, but honestly, Fargo was the worst one I've ever seen. I genuinely don't understand how anyone enjoyed it.
It was so uneventful I barely remember it. Something about some guy realizing the potential on a plot of land and trying to line up investors and then the big payoff is when at the end some guy IS finally interested (after a long string of rejections), but he doesn't want to invest he wants to buy it for himself.
Dull as fucking watching paint dry. Acutally, I'm pretty sure I'd *rather* watch paint dry.
>>82611213
You gotta be kidding, it's their second most quotable movie after Lebowski. And why do you remember one half of a minor subplot but nothing about the actual plot?
>I CAN HELP
>>82611388
I tend not to remember movies where nothing fucking happens. I know I've seen it and that's all I fucking remember.
>>82611213
I disagree but i understand.
I feel the same way about The Big Lebowski.
I can't comprehend what people like about that movie.
>>82607157
My faggot ass is super excited
Just as excited as I get for big black cocks
>>82611525
a cop and a couple are murdered, a wife is kidnapped for ransom money, her father refuses to give up the money and is shot to death. one of the kidnappers is fed to a woodchipper
a lot happens in the movie
>>82611213
that's... not Fargo
Fargo is a violent crime thriller about a botched kidnapping
>>82610429
He looks like a thinner Ron Jeremy in this season
>>82608308
fat fuck
So... when is it airing?
Just look at the parking lot.
>>82614512
When indeed, last week I was able to watch around this time.
>>82614597
Next episode airs in:
2h 57m
>>82614632
Thanks :)
>>82609632
id tap carries coon
>>82611420
>>82607157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwL5Q02uwDE
I can't wait to not watch it
will there be a stream / livethread?
>>82608124
many such plebs! sad!
>>82608124
I wouldnt say a letdown, but I do hope we see Ewan and Mary Elizabeth tonight. Their stories are the most interesting to me. Obviously it's all connected, but I'd rather see pieces from each group per episode than an entire episode dedicated to them specifically like with the cop lady last week.
>>82608124
>>82609722
Try NCIS instead, they solve a crime every episode
will this finally be her 15 minutes of fame?
>>82615574
Please KEEP your namefagging so I can keep you filtered. Spam your shitty video all you want, but at least do me the courtesy of allowing me to block your dumb ass.
Also reported for advertising, again.
seems there isn't a lot of hype around this season compared to the previous two
It's still great though
>>82617225
There is a wiiiide gap between solving a crime every episode and nothing happing for three. It has gone on longer than most movies.
My wife and I loved the first two seasons but she fell asleep during the last episode and I don't blame her.
>Show up to a Fargo thread
Wow, you guys truly are fucking plebs.
>>82617909
Fargo threads are nothing like they used to be, friend.
>>82618222
Fargo is nothing like it used to be, friend.
>>82611052
you mean BIGguy
I love the fanboys in this thread calling the last episode a pleb filter and having zero reasoning as to why. You fucking parrots are hilarious.
was anyone mildly enjoying the first two episodes, but liked episode 3 the most?
i dont know, it was the first one to feel unique like the first two seasons' better episodes
>>82618574
It feels more like a Coen movie. I think it's Hawley's way of apologizing for what S2 turned into
>>82618510
are you tap water? because you just got... filtered
What's this season like compared to the last two?
>>82618638
season 2 was the best season though
>>82618510
Same reason I don't try to explain world history to my dog. They didn't get it and don't want to
>>82618701
S1: Fargo
S2: Miller's Crossing
S3: Barton Fink
>>82618664
>>82618771
Pleb filtered
>>82615574
This is beyond pathetic at this point
>>82619005
s1 was fargo + no country for old men
s2 also had some ncfom in it too desu
>>82618638
It's clear they're trying to be different from last season, which had about 12 murders an episode on average.
Is this the official live watch thread?
How can Carrie Coon get away with having that sur name in 2017?
Does she have any lewds?
>>82607157
you can go watch some paperwork getting done on BCS
NIGGA WHAT
BIRD = FLUTE
Flute v. Oboe!
BILLY BOB
im so sick of this "art" shit
>>82618664
HAHA
>>82607157
Arnold Rothstein and Emmit are boning on the dl
IS THAT BILLY BOB NARRATING PETER AND TEH WOLF
waaaa?
MEW
BILLY BOB VOICEOVER
>peter and the wolf
Did anyone else watch this like 15 times back in elementary school?
>it's a Minnesotan cougar episode
why?
>wolf was lorne malvo's associated animal
>narrating peter and the wolf
panic.jpg
Vargas confirmed wolf.
>>82619558
get better taste. this for kinosseurs only
>this sound design
I love this show so much
How does Vargas stay so /fit/?
Ah mystery sovled
>>82612084
wtf
Is he bulimic?
Is that why his teeth are so fucked
ACES
Coon is a man confirmed.
so thats why his teeth are fucked. i thought he was just british
Already this sode is gay as fuck
It's just my thing since I'm such a faggot redditor
This absolute fucking kino
My God
CUTE MEW
There isnt a single episode of Fargo that doesn't atleast begin as absolute Kino, and I think I just watched the best intro to any episode of any season
>>82619673
this
>>82619687
I hate that term and even i know this is kino.
K I N O
I____.N
N____I
O N I K
>transition to main theme and title
KINO
I
N
O
No, really.
>cream soda
BEMIDJI
>>82619744
goddammit now i want one
>>82619673
big book of british smiles.jpg
>>82619687
I would upvote this if i could
Seriously kinos
>>82619744
Shouldn't it be Cream Pop?
Okay so this is the shitty brother trying to imitate the rich brother?
Dumbass should have just grabbed as much cash as he could from his brother
would have dicked him over and probably worth more than the fucking stamp is
>>82619658
You betcha
Alpha as FUCK
>>82619810
yeah didn't you see him shaving?
Going to go right back to the first episode opening.
>>82619810
Yes. The smart move would've been the box and $9,999
Are those someone's ashes?
That's just rude.
Whose ashes are they
The dad's ashes
Luverne... where have I heard that in this show?
>>82619871
>>82619875
His dog's.
It's a fucking dog's ashes this fucking show
All these Lebowski references, I can't handle it
>>82619880
the town last season
>the preferred nomenclature
He has been cursed by lock box doggo
>What are we in the middle of?
Fargo
>cremains
Hahahaha so funny cremains hahaha
have we encountered to Goldfars/Goldbergs before?
SEASON 3 BLOWS
>>82619914
what else besides ashes?
>>82619943
Not as hard as I do on big black cocks hehehe
>>82619943
*unzips*
Blow THIS.
That dog is probably dead by now.
>>82619962
Don't mind if I do!
>>82619914
HAHA DUDE I GOT THAT REFRENCE! UPVOTED!
>>82619987
>>82619959
You're really determined, aren't you?
>>82619950
A lot of dialogue in that scene, "preferred nomenclature" standing out most, and the line delivery sounded like Walter and the Dude talking
>>82619902
How do you know?
>>82620023
How do YOU?
>>82620023
They said so.
P U T I N
N I T U P
>>82620015
To be recognized as the biggest faggot on /tv/?
You know me! I'm ThatOneBro :3
>muh army
fuck this guy
>>82620003
Dat butthurt
I dunno, having a phonebook page is kind of suspicous
This guy is such a faggot holy shit.
>>82620135
Not even butthurt. Jus laughing at you.
MEW AND COON SEX SCENE COMING
>>82620155
Not as big of a faggot as me though
Got it?
I guarantee sheriff shithead is gonna redeem himself at some point.
Peter's theme fits Coon really well
New waifu
>another automatic machine won't work for her
Goddammit this period stuff is disgusting.
>>82620237
seems to be a recurring theme with her
significance?
or is it just her issues with technology?
>>82620237
Do you look her in the eyes when making babies, /tv/?
she's a mirage
>>82620242
What are you, gay?
Coon is the robot from the story
>>82620278
its more bullshit that wont go anywhere, like the alien stuff in season2
>>82620242
Probably the worst part about being a woman imho. Also the lesser muscle mass, but period shit is a regular issue.
>>82620278
she is not on face book so she is not "real"
>>82617819
My dad has fallen asleep during every episode this season. It's bad enough the show airs at 10 p.m. but this season has been boring as fuck.
fuck me there is just nothing interesting about these characters at all. every single episode thus far, including what's happened in this one, have been snoozers.
meanwhile Season 1 and 2 both started fast and had many interesting things happening by the 4th episode
>>82620298
She's Schrodinger's sheriff.
>>82620242
balls or GTFO
Plebs cant appreciate slow burning kino
>>82620380
>Pleb
>Kino
Hola reddit.
>trying to watch Fargo in peace
>mom's boyfriend won't stop trying to make small talk the entire time
Movie/ show talkers should be lynched.
>>82620372
What's the significance of the switch box?
Getting Jerry Lundergaard vibes here
I would try to screw Coon if you get what I'm laying down.
He held his own pretty well, good for him.
>they try
my lord Coon's Smug levels when she delivered that line were off the charts
>friendly promise to split lotto winnings
cute
Look at this nigra.
Fuck they got him.
Fucking Arnold Rothstein.
>getting caught with MEW
Fucking up this badly!
>>82620523
(((Rothstein)))
YOU GO RAY
christ Ray come on, play ball and keep your job, shit
>MEW will never love you
>using her poontang to hoodwink and bamboozle
THATS A FUCKING GREAT LINE 11/10 WRITING
Love in a time of falling air conditioners, what a time to be alive.
FUCKING ROTHSTEIN
>>82620619
episode 3 > 4 > 1 > 2
Youre a fucking retard if you think this isn't the best season
Holy shit when he drives away still pointing out the window and all 4 of shitty Stussy's tires are booted fucking amazing
>>82620523
>>82620619
Best character so far.
Rothstein in that Hummer is hilarious
>>82620581
that line made me smile
>>82620664
4>1>2>3
Am I the only one that thinks that this season has been a HUGE downgrade to the previous 2 ?
>>82620711
yep you're the only one
I feel like this is the petty shit Rothstein would legit have pulled on Nucky
not the pointing, but booting the car if car boots were a thing in the 1920's
>>82620664
yes
>>82620667
You are probably the type of retard who thinks True Detective season 2 is better than 1.
>peter and the wolf
>all characters named
>spoil the entire season
pack it up. RIP ray
>>82620652
Rothstein a cute
aw shucks, qt cop is gonna die
Bad end for new waifu cop?
Ruskie and gook are based.
Threadly reminder we have to deal with MEWfags for 4 more weeks.
>>82620338
Pretty much. I want to like it but none of the characters are interesting or engaging. Cinematography is lackluster. Humor is a little better than season 2 though.
Is this cop a cute?
I can't tell from these angles.
hahaha he gettin sued
the fucking Cossak in the background
Fuck this jew fuck, nail him to the wall.
show is so boring i went to go buy beer cigarettes and utz at the 711 instead
just got back
>i-i'm cooperating here!
>>82620814
she's weirdcute, like kate micucci. i want to hold her hand
>>82620796
They have done almost nothing. You idiots will praise anything.
she gon die
Can someone tell me the source of this jap history vaporwave video on the brettygood stream?
>>82620885
kino post
>Sacrificed his career for MEW
>MEW about to ditch him for not making the meeting with the sponsor
Truly Ray is the unluckiest Stussy
>flustered Sy
A CUTE
>>82620885
>what is presence
can someone give me the gist of what russian guy said in his putin monologue, i missed it
also that Varga puking scene was straight out of breaking bad
these 90,0000 commercial breaks are so fucking obnoxious
>>82620879
yeah i bet you do ya fuckin weirdo
>>82620947
>Hawley ripping off others work
What a shocker
Black cocks
I love them
>>82620971
hawley rips from coen movies because the coens are producers
weird that he lifted something out of bb
>>82620947
He talked about three different truths, god's, man's, and untruth.
Basically untruth = story
>>82620947
that the truth is what he says it is? i thought it was hinting back to the opening of the first ep.
>>82620947
>BrBa invented puking
>>82620992
>hawley rips from coen movies because the coens are producers
Constantly doing it gets old fast.
is your guys screen black?
i think my cable is fucking up
>>82620947
>>82620992
>vince gilligan invented bulimia
B R A V O
>>82620947
>Breaking Bad invented Bulimia
ah here comes Vargas to class up the episode
I love Vargas.
reminder that Emmitt is going to fall and start willingly going along with Varga's plan by the end of the season
I would totally work for Vargas.
he's gonna intentionally leave a puke mess in their bathroom isn't he
>>82621077
yea he seems like a good enough boss as long as you don't try to fuck him over
REFUGEES
>>82621077
vargas dropping redpilled truths about refugees.
ruh roh that's not pc!
Every scene makes me like Vargas more.
What the fuck does this speech have to do with not associating with gangsters?
Refugees are not currently banging down his door.
Well this makes me rethink his end game.
>>82621209
he's just rusing the fuck out of Emmit to make the transition easier
>>82621209
>>82621244
hes saying that in 20 years the world will be on fire and he doesnt have enough money to protect himself.
I'M IN THE EMPIRE BUSINESS
Stay in the frying pan, into the wolves clutches?
So wait is Vargas a mid level mobster or is he an executive level guy?
Why not just sell the entire business to him, and do something else with your millions?
Much better episode than last weeks shitfest.
B L E A C H E D
THE MOVIE
>>82621305
hes an executive that dresses like middle management. but hes got some kinda soviet slant going on. I didnt get a good look but when he was listening to Stusys phone was that stalin in the back?
>>82621278
yea but he gives no real fucks about Emmit, he's just spinning this yarn to get him on board and stop dicking around, or do you think this was an actual random drop by and not prompted by the Cossack reporting to him about the cop?
>>82621305
he is an invisible executive with great monetary power
>>82621321
Stussy is the fall guy for Varga.
Varga is a ghost as far as law enforcement is concerned
"Sir, the /tv/ threads haven't been as popular this season."
"That's on 4chan right? Edit some redpills into that speech scene, maybe that'll help."
>>82621321
Being unseen is the whole point. This way, when things go south, Stussy takes the fall.
so this is how they include ray in the bigger story
still have no idea how theyre going to loop Gloria in
>>82621305
he's executive-tier>>82621321
>>82621321
Vargas doesn't want to own it himself, he wants to stay a ghost
>>82621341
yea there was totally a stalin picture in there
>>82621332
How to spot a pleb 101
>All these people calling him Vargas.
>>82621342
I dont know. why would he bother with the refugees part, minnesota is a blue state so its pointless to redpill bluepilled swedes.
>>82621354
im thinking this actually. have stussy as a dummy to point to if ever found out.
>>82621362
lol
>>82621377
Gloria is clearly far more competent/dangerous then she lets on
it's just she's so focused on bridge her threat level is mitigated
who knew that Vargas was a Trump supporter
>>82621354
>>82621364
Stussy could at least offer to sell them the business, i doubt Varga would go for it but with Stussy gone they could get a new fall guy.
>more Peter and the Wolf
FUCK YES
>>82621377
it's simple. Gloria investigates Ray more and gets tangled into this web trouble.
>>82621332
Last week was kino FUCK OFF MEWFAG
oh shit this episode is an extra 13 minutes.
M-mommy!
>>82621475
They always have been this season.
>>82621432
upvoted
cutie cop is back
fucking lesbiana
the fuck is qt cop doing there?
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
DAT FUCKING ENDING
That was a nice breadcrumb to put us back on the trail.
that cop is not qt at all
Blue balled
>>82621389
>>82621448
No explanation as to why just calling me buzzwords..... Sheep.
let's see some lezzy cop action here
THAT ENDING
OH SHIT
THE KETTLE HAS COME TO BOIL
IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL
wow what an awful episode. only interesting thing was Varga's convo with Emmit.
>that cut to credits
HNNNNNG
That was a little too convenient, it's not a season killer but damn.
I want to watch each season of Fargo where only the police and investigation parts are edited together so you can follow just the investigation
Anyone else?
>>82621547
Dat butthurt
>>82607157
>That ending
Shits about to get real. Excited with how Varga is gonna handle Ray and the eventual entanglement of Coon
OHHHHHHHHHhHHHjajshsjaozkHGsk
this episode was okay
>>82621564
You should probably just stop watching the show if you can't appreciate this episode.
>>82621570
no it's just sped up, at this point all Coon needed to do was look into Ray and work out he has a brother in Eden Hill and it all would have come together, the weird cop just sped up the process
episode 4>3>1>2
>>82621572
what? no
>>82621572
No. Could be interesting at least.
Besides, the investigation is tied and weaved into the rest of the story tightly.
>>82621581
Not butthurt at all. At explain say why episode 3 was good, protip it wasn't.
>>82621570
How so? It all works pretty well
>>82621564
Its a great episode, just slow. The Entire season at this point is buildup, and I think its great so long the shit hits the fan properly
>>82621547
I don't have to spoonfeed anything to you. I'm just informing you that you're a fucking pleb if you thought that last week's episode wasn't anything other than great.
>b-but nothing happened where r muh gunfights reeeeeee
>>82621589
I appreciate the different things they're trying to do but the characters and general plot are still wholly uninteresting
turn in ur badge
>>82621572
Fargo is not a police procedural.
>>82621625
1>3>2>4
looks like the next episode will be good though
>that episode promo
okay, shit is FINALLY hitting the fan. looked interesting
>>82621643
Stop lying, you literally cannot explain what was good about the episode so you have to resort to stupid shit like
>b-but nothing happened where r muh gunfights reeeeeee
>>82621624
The speeding up kinda killed it, like there was no clue leading to a clue leading to a clue it was just this cop popping up and saying she essentially solved the case that afternoon.
For a show that loves to take it's time it sure as shit pulled a fast one.
>>82621625
1 > 3 > 4 > 2
>>82621647
The characters are just as interesting as previous seasons. You just don't like it because it's not as violent as the other seasons.
Vargas is MVP of the season.
Imagine a conversation between Malvo and Vargas
Why does Varga puke up his food any time he eats?
>>82620180
MEW is gunna get BLACKED
>>82612042
A CUTE!
>>82621729
You're acting like she can just arrest Ray or Emmit or something. There is still a lot left to get something substantial.
>>82621755
I agree. Most people just can't appreciate a good buildup. I think Seasons 1 and 2 were better, but S3 is still fucking amazing and shows Hawley isn't trying the same thing every time
>>82621834
He wants to stay qt for the ladies.
>>82621715
>stand alone
>100% Carrie Coon
>Ray Wise, cop Mac
>nice Barton Fink homages
>cute animated segments with a bit of philosophical background + the box
>"it's just a story, nothing of this matters" (yet plebs dare to call it filler"
It was basically the Mike Yanagita of Fargo episodes. I recommend reading Zach Handlen's from the AV Club review since he explains it all better than me if you're interested.
>>82621834
he suffers fromgayness
Well I got a little bit of Mew midriff only to be treated to Dave Thewlis vomit. Like getting a lolipop only to be told your dog is dead
>>82621898
>not jerking off to Vargas bulimia
Get your fucking life together, anon.
>>82621834
stay fit brah
>>82621868
>S3 is still fucking amazing
how you figure? everything thus far has been okay and we still don't know if all this buildup will have been worth it.
>more in the nice to look at category than the braniac
>milly
fargo comedy at its best
>>82621729
The speeding up was on purpose, after she spends and entire weekend in LA with no progress she comes back and gets updated on that load of info in a matter of seconds.
>>82621834
If he's the Russian guy in the flashback, maybe he was tortured for some time before shit hit the fan.
>>82621798
Why would Vargas waste time talking with the help?
>>82621868
Season two was a bit dull until shit got real in ep 5 or 6. Season 1 was also slow in the first half but we were entertained by the novelty of the show to notice it.
>>82621948
Personally I like all the character so far. I was pleasantly surprised to see myself rooting more for Emmit than Ray and I think Varga might be better than Lorne, IF the season stays the course it has setup for him. The only character I don't like is the police chief, he seems the most 1D character in the entire season so far. Though that will probably change. The buildup is pretty good too.
>>82619594
No but my class had to watch another school perform it.
>>82621834
I think it's to make him seem inhuman. He seems like the classic force of nature seen in many Coen Bros movies. He's a little different though, as he's not physically menacing, but mentally.
so who is getting the shit beaten out of them in the new episode promo?
>>82622002
I would say this is pretty fair. S1 was godtier I think, but its not like it didn't have its moments. Key and Peele had a good payoff, but was sort of a slog at first. The beginning was the best of the three though
new thread >>82622044
>>82622049
MEW
>>82620296
You betcha
that credits song was sweet
>>82621885
>Stand Alone
The episode suffered due to this. The flashbacks were the strongest parts of the episode
>Carrie Coon
Ok not like her performance stood out though
>Ray Wise, cop Mac
Cameos don't make an episode.
>Barton Fink Homages
Ok but, this doesn't add to an episode at all especially when they do homages in every episode
>cute animated segments with a bit of philosophical background + the box
That was alright
Not going to read a review because I can form my own opinions without needing approval.
>>82621305
He'sthe devil
>>82621868
>Hawley isn't trying the same thing every time
But he is. The show is formulaic as hell.
>>82622335
All jokes aside, Lorne was supposed to be an allusion for Satan
>>82622349
Its not though. Sure it has the same initial structure, but at no point can you say where its gonna end up.
>>82622349
>the show is formulaic as hell
enlighten us
>>82622349
Name at least 10 examples
Torrent when?