PLINKETT IS DEAD

>>82606491
>it's been almost 6 months and turbo autists are STILL butt blasted that RLM didn't like their retarded Star Wars movie.

>>82606491
who even watches redditlettermedia anymore

>>82606491
>Reeeee they liked a movie other people also liked, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>82606528
This is what it really comes down to

>>82606539
Patricians

>>82606528
>>82606562

What those guys said.

>>82606491
or maybe guardians of the galaxy was a fun okay movie and not a floppy dog turd like batman vs superman

They liked the first one and the second one is even better.
Why are people so upset?.

>>82606491
based review screw

>neets are adopting the instagram/twitter screenshot format because that's popular without even knowing it

>>82606710

I think its due to the fact that HitB only reviews capeshit. So many other movies that come out in theaters that they can review but they go for the easy fan pleasing option that is capeshit.

>>82606767
i also hate this shit

RLM hate is a mixture of assmad Star Wars fans and assmad DC fans sperging out.

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>>82606852
>mfw no moonlight HitB

>>82606852
>HitB only reviews capeshit
But this is demonstrably untrue.

>>82606595
>DUDE PIZZAROLLS LMAO
>Patrician
No

>>82606852
Capeshit reviews in 2016:
>Deadpool
>Batman v Superman
>Captain America: Civil War
>X-men Apocalypse
>Suicide Squad
>Doctor Strange

NON-Capeshit reviews in 2016:
>Hateful Eight
>Ridiculous 6
>The Revenant
>Me Him Her
>10 Cloverfield Lane
>Hardcore Henry
>Green Room
>Independence Day Resurgence
>Ghostbusters
>Star Trek Beyond
>Stranger Things
>Blair Witch
>Don't Breathe
>Arrival
>Shut In
>Rogue One
>The Witch
>The Brothers Grimsby
>The Neon Demon
>The Nice Guys
>The Boy
>The Finest Hours
>The Greasy Strangler
>The Conjuring 2
>Demolition
>The Lobster
>The Shallows
>Swiss Army Man
>The Adderall Diaries
>Sausage Party
>Hello My Name is Doris
>The Family Fang
>Pee Wee’s Big Holiday

>HitB only reviews capeshit

>>82606491
RLM will never go away. Think about that, buddy. Can you be buttblasted the rest of your life?

>>82607078
rogue one is capeshit

>>82607117
>any non capeshit movie is actually capeshit because I say so

>>82607078

>wasting this much time to prove me wrong and defend your friend simulator

Here is your (you), Anon. I hope you enjoy white knighting for people that don't care about you.

>newfound sellout status

So they've been doing this (with large popularity) for four years now and they've only just became sellouts?

>>82607428
It's because they didn't like Rogue One. Autists simply can't handle it.

>>82607153
>>wasting this much time to prove me wrong

You say that as if he needed to go to the library to look this up.

>>82607078
Each of those capeshit reviews had their own review.

The sellout status is still apparent.

>>82606852
It's almost like they want people to watch their stuff.

>>82607583
Which makes them no better than Collider.

>>82608026
Collider are honest about being nerd culture cucks and part time shills. They are much better than RLM

>>82608087
Unironically this.

>>82608087
redditlettermemes BTFO

would have been okay with this ep then they had to throw shade at the original Bladerunner

>>82606940
>M-Muh Pizzaroll hate

t. Plebbitor

I knew RLM was pleb central when they whined that TPM didn't have an everyday guy as the lead. What fucking morons.

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>>82606528
>it's been almost a year and turbo autists are STILL butt blasted that RLM didn't like their retarded Batman v Superman movie.

>>82606528
Wait, people actually like Rogue One unironically?

>>82611401
People on /tv/ pretend to like it so they can pretend to be pissed at RLM. It's pretty fucking retarded desu.

>>82611483
>pretend to like it

Not everything revolves around your shitty friend simulator. The problem isn't that they hate the film it's the fact that they give TFA's a pass for the same faults.

>>82611548
>they give TFA's a pass for the same faults
No they don't. You're confusing your own opinion with theirs.

>>82611401
Obviously not, maybe plebs but here R1 is a meme

>>82606852
>capeshit of the month
500k viewers
>actual good film by an auteur
50k viewers

what a difficult decision they are making.

Reddit Letter Memeia

I want to undress jessi very slowly and touch her cold and hard nipples and I kiss her on the cheek and whisper in her ear that her hair smells beautiful

>watching PlebLedditMemeia

>>82606528
this desu

>>82611652
>disney shills
>go after the lowest common denominator
POTTERY

>>82611946
>>disney shills
Is that why they shit all over Rogue One?

They are biggest supporters of "turn off my brain" culture and should be approached as an enemy of cinema.

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>>82612005
It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

>>82612035
>Look, guys, I posted it again!

>>82612124
It's the truth.

>>82612035
T H I S
H
I
S

>>82606491
>It's a reviewscrew thread
Needs to auto >>>/trash/

>>82612035
Holy fuck

>>82612276
Fuck off Jay you fat balding shill fuck. Why haven't you fucked off properly to Reddit?

>>82612276
xD so funny dude

>>82612382
>>82612409
>le triggered redditor

I liked GotG2 because it was entertaining and I had fun.

>>82606528
It's not about that.
There were people hating on rlm long before that.

>>82612382
Jay is neither fat, nor balding though.

>>82611401
I liked it and I find the complaints about it weak.
I don't need to pretend to dislike rlm for that though.

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>>82612276
>rs actually producing content meanwhile you hop in every thread and can only produce a greenfext because you're a jealous fuck of no substance that can't produce anything towards the conversation

Huh. You made me think.

>>82607153
Who the hell says "you sure wasted your time proving me to be a retard"? People are usually embarrassed when they're shown to be full of shit, not proud of it.

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>>82612558

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>>82612558
You are not allowed to do that

>>82613071
Kek

>>82612681

Tyler is cute. Cute!

>>82612035
Do you have a single fact to back that up

>>82606491

VERY cool.

>>82606491
>RLM makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, chilling out with friends and doing what they like
>OP makes 20,000 pushing grocery carts and goes home to make a RLM thread
Hey OP, what aisle is paint in?

>>82617099
Why would there be paint in a grocery store?

>>82606528
>RLM didn't like their retarded Star Wars movie.

But they liked The Force Awakens.

>>82617165
>>82617099
yeah lol that poster is an idiot

>>82607464
>>82612765
Don't you anons get it? Spending even a few minutes on the internet for any reason means you have no life.

>>82617165
>>82617297
>implying they wouldn't probably have some kind of paint in the school supply section

>>82617369
give it up you are stupid

>>82617394
I'm not even that anon, though.

>>82612035
>he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films

???

>>82617099
>resorts to ad hominem

You're losing and you know it.

>>82617457
Time to go back to school anon.

Dont you get it? Mike is just a normie. He has no subtle movie taste.
He is a typical consumer. Like someone mentioned above, he used to be smart, but now degenerated.
Jay, on the other hand, is way smarter than Mike in movies. But yet he praised TFA, which is strange, because it is poorly crafted action shit with no characters.
Really makes you think, what made Jay praise TFA.

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>>82606491
>when you're a butthurt 4channer who has to make shit up about e-celebs you hate because you have nothing else going for you in life

>>82617524
You know a lot of people enjoyed TFA right? There's an entire world out there past this contrarian shithole you post in relentlessly.

Where do I apply to RLMIDF? I could use some side money.

And don't tell me you do this shit for free.

>>82617572
95% of people are also idiots, you know.
But its good sometimes to make your brain work to see why this manipulative pandering shit succeeded.

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>yet another daily thread filled with brainlets tripping over themselves trying to keep up with based stoklasa and his patrician taste

shits getting rather pathetic desu

>>82607078
Now how many of those were in a "lets talk about fifteen movies we didn't talk about already this year because we were too busy talking about capshit" video?

>>82617791
Capeshit reviews in 2016:
>Deadpool
>Batman v Superman
>Captain America: Civil War
>X-men Apocalypse
>Suicide Squad
>Doctor Strange

NON-Capeshit reviews in 2016:
>Hateful Eight
>Ridiculous 6
>The Revenant
>Me Him Her
>10 Cloverfield Lane
>Hardcore Henry
>Green Room
>Independence Day Resurgence
>Ghostbusters
>Star Trek Beyond
>Stranger Things
>Blair Witch
>Don't Breathe
>Arrival
>Shut In
>Rogue One

Without the 2016 catch up episode, there's still way more non-capeshit than capeshit. Care to move those goalposts even further?

>>82606528
/thread

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>>82606491

The more people hate RLM the more I find it kino. Friendship simulator kino.

>>82617654
Whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>82617907
>there's still way more non-capeshit than capeshit

But this is like saying whites commit more crime than blacks. Yes in absolute numbers. It's the disproportionate amount of crime blacks do that make them the violent chimps that they are.

Meaning; there are vastly more non-capeshit movies made. About a third of their reviews are capeshit (plus the "funny" capeshit centric content they do on the side).

Even worse, if you widen the criticism from strict capeshit to "endless trash", sequels, reboots:

Capeshit: 6
Sequels/reboots/remakes: 6
Original IP: 9

So 12 endless trash movies they supposedly hate Hollywood for making versus 9 movies that were at least original IP. Of those 9 you have several like "Shut In" and "Ridiculous 6" which are actually ALSO part of the endless trash, cheap dirty movies that exist to generate cash, no artistic merit.

They try to play it both ways, criticising Hollywood but then majorly promoting the very shit they pretend to be against. Worse still they end up liking it and recommending it.

>>82617907
go to bed, mike

For the record, I stopped watching them when Mike gave Jurassic World a pass.

I like that film because its one of the few wholesome movies produced by Hollywood in the last decade that I can show my kids but otherwise its a piece of shit and Mike thinking it was great completely ruined his reputation.

I heard he liked Independence Day Resurgence as well which really just puts the nail in the coffin

>>82606491

>"I so don't care about Redlettermedia! I don't care so much I check their website nine times a day! I don't care so much I'm going to create my own custom meme about how much I don't care about them from my six gig folder full of sample Redlettermedia images! Then I'll make a public thread on a website with my custom meme so other people know that even though I've spent hours and hours watching their reviews, buying their merch, and commenting on their videos, that it's not because I'm a not cool guy who likes them I'm a cool guy who only watches them for hours and hours, buys their merch, and free advertises for them ironically only! I'm sure showing them!"

>>82612558
Did you enjoy the faeces and vomit jokes? Did you enjoy the quipping every other line?
If so, you are what is wrong with modern cinema you braindead drone

>>82619239
>faeces

>>82617369
What grocery store has a school supply section you fucking retard?

>>82606491
Nobody talks shit to my friend simulator bros and gets away with it. Address faggot so i can come over and beat the snot out of you cucks.

>>82618860
Upvoted

>>82619320
Fuck off!

>>82619239
is somebody forcing you to watch capeshit anon?

>>82619297
they all do, its got seriously marked up shit, and normally next to some really shitty toys.

>>82606491
They liked a good movie? Ooooooooh noooooooo

>>82607078
hardcore henry and rogue one were capeshit

>>82620251
But...they're not.

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>>82607078
FUCK OFF half of those non-capeshit were in ONE episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqFyvZN_XHU

>>82620303
>half of those non-capeshit were in ONE episode which means they don't count for some reason.

>>82620270
rogue one was unironically another marvel film

hardcore henry is about a superpowered man fighting a comic book style evil villain

>Hey guys we're above caring about anything we made Space Cop here are our reviews for movies of 2016
>Space Wars: Really really good
>Guardians in a Galxy 2, Really good
>big budget trash with popular actors #1938236: really really good
>if you care about stuff you're stupid also b movies are silly but star wars is good

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>>82620340
Jay you know as well as I do that it's a valid point.

>>82620341
hardcore henry was a low budget action movie.

>>82606491
>that millenial who's still triggered by RLM's opinions of Rogue One.

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>being butthurt about free content.

>>82620540
Space Cop wasn't free.

>>82620647
And you didn't buy it.

>>82620647
Literally nothing in this thread has anything to do with Space Cop.

>>82620085
t. amerifat

>>82620725
How can you take anything they say seriously after that? It's like Milosh from Seinfeld.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fws9ENCSheU

>>82620857
Have you ever expressed your opinion on a movie? Because I can't take your opinion seriously unless you've made a better film yourself.

>>82606539
all of us in /tv/

>>82611401
This guy at my jiu jitsu gym said it was his favorite movie.

>>82620916
It's not about making a better movie. It's about making something resembling a movie. They only review capeshit and b movies because that's all their equipped to talk about

>>82620973
>It's about making something resembling a movie.
And Space Cop achieves that. What are you talking about?

>>82621010
lel whatever you say Mike

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>>82606491
>/tv/ is THIS anal crusaded that they got called out in the GotG2 review
the new DC movies are garbage, no matter how much you pretend, you will never get another Watchmen or The Dark Night.
Give up Hack Snyder got lucky, lightning struck twice, there's no reason to pretend Marvel movies are objectively worse than DC just because of fanboi shilling and ironic shitposting.

It's a good movie faggots, get over it.

>>82606491
Tell me, do you bleed?

>>82621446
My wife's son..

>>82612035
i think you're right

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Lord forgive me for what I'm bout to do..

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>>82606528
I was butt mad ever since they shat on BvS for meme reasons. And then it hit me, that's all RLM is, just manchildren spouting ironic memes, that's the only thing that separates them from the likes of jeremy jahns or cuckman.

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HEY HEY! HEE HEE!
I'M A FAILED FUCKING MEME!
HEY HEY! HEE HEE!
I CAN'T EVEN BE FUNNY!

>>82612035
He's right you know?

Look how much the Rogue One autistic's false-flag, head canon thread struggles to stay alive without a real member of the RLM fan-mily to keep him in check. Perhaps a thread full of lies is not the best way to spend your time, my friend (simulator)?

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>it's a "DC fans can't accept the truth that their entire franchise is shit so they call everyone shills" thread
Keep making these threads guys, the asshurt is comedy gold.

>>82607097
He will try.

>>82606528
I could not have said it better myself. Unfortunately, you are an autistic Rogue One fan false-flagging as an RLM fan. kys.