/lbg/

Racism is not a thing. The white race is an objectively superior culture.

Fucking water meters, fuck you

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does blissfully yours start with this scene?
i think my copy might be fucked

Serious question. How do I get better at reviewing film?

>>82606275
Type out what you tell the voice in your head about a movie

>>82606275
review films

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

tfw slightly more excited for twin peaks than I was yesterday
what's the best version of Dellamorte Dellamore to watch does anybody know

>>82606275
1. Start with a quote from the movie. It'll be your calling card
2. Seperate your talking points into categories so it's easier to read
3. Have you're own rating system on the bottom that contradicts the one the site already has
4. Give every MCU film 4.5/5
5. Have your favorite films be the ones that girl you loved in high school said she liked once in passing and you clung to for years

>>82606275
Write a personal anecdote that has nothing to do with the film

>>82606275
Do what the most followed ones do.

Give one sentence "joke" reviews and don't capitalize anything.

>>82606146
>does blissfully yours start with this scene?
yes

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>>82605850
>QOTD: is racism in film good?
Funny you should ask, I watched King Kong recently and it had some racist and sexist themes going on, but I couldn't exactly tell if they were intentional. Anyone have any theories as to the relationship between race and sexuality in King Kong?

It was also funny seeing the reviews of Decline of Western Civilization full of shock that punk rock wasn't an inclusive and diverse safe space for golden hearted young rebels.

But to answer the QOTD, it's not really good or bad honestly.

>>82606275
Serious answer: Review more movies. You can't get better at something without doing it. You'll eventually notice yourself repeating yourself or not being entirely clear and you'll fix it as you review more and more. Don't do this >>82606847 >>82606876

>>82606775
11 days! Can't wait.

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Has anybody seen Melody?
Is it really the happiest film of all time?

>>82607495
why do you have short films in your watchlist? just watch them everytime you come across one you retard

>>82608163
Sometimes I'm not in the mood to watch a short film. But when I am, I have a bunch I can plow through.

>>82608258
shit excuse
>baww im sleepy so I can't be bothered to download something that has caught my eye and will download in 10 seconds because it's 100mb and then sit there for 4 mins
>better keep browsing letterboxd for 45 mins to find short movies to add to my watchlist instead
replace your chandelier with a noose please

>>82608391
Slept what is your fucking problem

>>82608421
He likes anime, he is mentally deficient

>>82608391
What's wrong with that? I wasn't under the impression that I need your advice on when or how to watch movies.

I hate movies

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>>82608421
what have I done now?

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Is it in bad etiquette to not have four films under favorites?

rate my tastes /tv/

27amdi34, why did you rate only God forgives 1 star? I thought you liked art films?

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>“Cinema is gone,” Scorsese says. “The cinema I grew up with and that I’m making, it’s gone.”

>“The theatre will always be there for that communal experience, there’s no doubt. But what kind of experience is it going to be?” he continues. “Is it always going to be a theme-park movie? I sound like an old man, which I am. The big screen for us in the ’50s, you go from Westerns to Lawrence of Arabia to the special experience of 2001 in 1968. The experience of seeing Vertigo and The Searchers in VistaVision.”

>Scorsese points to the proliferation of images and the over-reliance on superficial techniques as trends that have diminished the power of cinema to younger audiences. “It should matter to your life,” he says. “Unfortunately the latest generations don’t know that it mattered so much.”

>Since the election of Donald Trump, some have expressed hope for a return to the kind of ’70s filmmaking Scorsese is synonymous with.

>“If the younger people have something to say and they find a way to say it through visual means as well as literary, there’s the new cinema,” says Scorsese. But the current climate reminds him more of the ’50s of his youth. “I’m worried about double-think or triple-think, which is make-you-believe you have the freedom, but they can make it very difficult to get the picture shown, to get it made, ruin reputations. It’s happened before.”

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/arts/movies/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/cinema-is-gone-according-to-martin-scorsese-younger-people-just-dont-understand

>>82608901
*SNIFFS*

>>82608946
Oh look, it's another DCuck outing themselves

>>82608901
Anime, Wes Anderson, meme flicks

How about no?

>>82609196
Anime website newfriend

>>82605850
Previous thread: >>82595065

>>82607495
>Anyone have any theories as to the relationship between race and sexuality in King Kong?

Yea King Kong is literally the Godzilla of black people. And like Godzilla, the metaphor seemed to get lost in the commercialization but somehow most people still know what Godzilla is conceptually but not King Kong, even though the latter always seemed much more obvious to me.

Gonna have to finally watch Son of Kong to see where it all went so wrong.

YOU'RE SO BIG

>>82610298
For you.

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how do we fix /lbg/?

>>82611166
for a start, you fuck off

>>82611166
>summary of No Country For Old Men
>copy and paste of a quote by Lincoln
>self-righteous clown claiming he's the only person in the world to "get" that Scream and Starship Troopers are satire

This confirms that r/truefilmers are retards pretending to be smart and /lbg/ is full of geniuses pretending to be retarded.

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>>82611419
Why would a genius pretend to be retarded? You are what you pretend to be.

>>82611540

>>82611419
I'm here because I thought I was in good company

>>82606029
Still mad that LB deleted that because it didn't align with their views. Lost so many followers from it, fucking worth it.

>>82611954
>LB deleted that
Seriously? Cinemos when.

>>82598274
I'm the one who made that comment regarding realism, and I'm neither aeltbx or synt

>>82612013
Yup, didn't break any rules. That's actually why I posted it because I knew I couldn't get in trouble, yet they deleted it anyways.

>>82612013
Cinemos is just as cucked. Acid got banned for that art fag quote.

>>82612115
Post screencap.

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id's happeding!

>>82612202
I never saved it

>>82598647
>Exiled is To's masterpiece, the perfect blend of Woo, Leone and Melville. Shame he hasn't been able to top it, he has been fairly mediocre lately.
On the contrary, his best work is the work he's doing right now. He's been consistently great since the turn of the millenium, IMO. Three was great.

What should I watch while it's raining?

>>82612556
the rain itself

>>82612639
You sir, have won the Internets.

>>82612872
'Sup, Reddit

Do you think Romanians post here? It's kinda creepy when you think about

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Post filmmakers that are objectively superior to DW Griffith

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>>82613764
Oops wrong pic:P

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Griffith wouldn't know what "art" means even if it put on a white robe and pointed hat and hanged him from a tree. He was a technicalist, a scientist of film. The way more technologically innocuous Mèlies was light-years ahead of him in regards to artistry, for instance. The advancements of pragmatists like Griffith needed powerful artistic minds to give birth to powerful work: Lang, Welles, Buñuel.

>>82614516
Pauline Kael was an idiot and should be read with great skepticism. She was an inelegant writer who placed more value on gut-feelings than on thought, and stubbornly refused to re-evaluate anything. She was a middling writer and an idiot who appeals to people who admire strong personalities more than critical thinkers. You have to take her for what she is- a reviewer for the masses, not a critic for the cinephiles. She was bullheaded, close-minded, played favorites, and lost almost all relevance in the late seventies. And if she had a clue about a film's formal considerations, she never let you know about it. I respect that Kael's admired for her passion, but passion without intellect is worthless. She was a whirling dervish of irrationalism that contributed little to understanding cinema, as opposed to maniacally, sometimes entertainingly, misinterpreting it with unfocused zest. In other words, your typical /tv/ poster.

>>82615004
He's right you know

>>82614310
Why are you referring to yourself in the third person? Very odd way of writing.

>>82615146
>>82615173
Do they help you when you're throwing an autistic fit?

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get to my level, plebs

Oh shit
>>82615676

>>82615812
Bruce Melvin pls go

>>82615420
That's some shitty writing desu
menilmontant was never published under the criterion label btw

>>82616336
a condom desu

>>82616336
A mask

>>82616336
a tux
gotta look your best

>>82614375
He's a hack. Lumière was making scripted films over a decade before him.

>>82617193
>confusing Lumiere and Melies
wew

>>82617193
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/82186895/#82208977

Is that exposure I smell?
kek

movies are for losers and artfags

AH SNAP Looks like he ran away

>Ladri di biciclette (aka Bicycle Thieves) is the movie of the week!
lol

>>82618389
stop forcing this hack into every conversation
my point is why make the most memey neorealist movie there is your movie of the week? what's next, citizen kane as movie of the week?

>>82618288
You're calling yourself a pleb now? I guess it's about time you talk some sense.

>>82618288
Does it surprise anyone that he has a pic of a little boy on his hard drive?

all I want is infinite free time to watch movies and some food. is that too much to ask? why do I have to get a job?
I want to be the next PUNQ

>>82618556
Not at all. He must have hundreds of that nigger kid.

>>82618604
If I was in kintergarden you'd love me.

>>82618676
megapedo isn't PUNQ. He's poopout_bear

PUNQ already watched and reviewed 11 feature films today. How about you, little faggot?

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>>82618724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_D8COMbhc
MOTY

>>82618819
It was probably just an act to save face. The facts are poop_bear 1. wishes he was American and 2. loves brown people. It's not a stretch to image he'd incorporate these into his shitposting persona.

Foreign films are shit

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hello it's me again
tell a friend to tell a friend
letterboxd.com/albion

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>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

>>82619655
You're an embarrassment after you got exposed but someone as lowly as megapedo. Stop posting.

>>82619655
wow so smart!

>>82619142
Watching some adventurous shit. Good job!

PUNQ? More like JUNQ.

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Is Bone Tomahawk a good movie too watch?

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>>82619740
>he now refers to himself in the third person
I've turned you into a SCHIZOPHRENIC mess! HAHAHA

>>82619833
imagine thinking 10 second shorts are movies and should be logged as such

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>>82619995
LMFAO

>>82619809
thanks
i'm streaming a time to live and a time to die by HHH rn on nausea.club
just started if anyone wants to watch

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>>82620145
Imagine thinking they aren't and shouldn't.

>>82620202
daily reminder people who log films under 50 minutes long are doing so just to increase their epeen

>>82620145
PUNQ mostly watches feature films
don't even try and bring him down to your level, pathetic embryo

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Reaper of Plebs

>>82620309
objectively wrong

just watched eXistenZ
is cronenberg the biggest weirdo in film?

>>82620279
Or maybe they like to, you know, keep a record of the things they've watched.

>>82620191
I want to watch that film, but not in such a setting, unfortunately. Why don't you show flicks everyone can make fun of? Death Wish IV or some shit.

>>82620618
You can't reason with m_obvs (OtherM). He's a very little man.

>>82620824
why did he name himself after a shit video game?

>>82620618
keeping a record of movies that arent movies.

ok

>>82621458
Keeping track of KINO

>>82621458
If the aren't movies, what are they?

>>82621659
kino

>>82621887
It was the same then as it is now just with no internet.

>>82622123
not true

Can anyone here recommend me a Peckinpah film that isn't Straw Dogs, The Wild Bunch or Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Thanks in advance.

>>82621887
I wish I lived in the 1920s

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>>82622407
The Getaway, Cross of Iron, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid

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https://letterboxd.com/LeonDeon/

Been watching all of the Underworld films

>>82623405
cause if i watched great depression movies then i would actually be watching garbage

>>82623454
DW Griffith invented vampire movies

>>82623465
DW Griffith invented garbage movies, in fact, most of his films are garbage.

>>82623536
its probably why people dont probably restore his films. they just leave them in the trash where they belong

Megapedo got banned again. Now we can return to our neurotypical discussion.

>>82620656
eh I will when I feel like it
I don't like watching garbage movies tbqh as it feels like a waste of time, plus it was late here so a slow comfy movie felt right
a time to live, a time to die was pretty fucking good btw, looking forward to watching more HHH films

>>82606775
Cemetery Man, skip Dylan Dog.

>>82608901
Depends if you're rewatching films you've enjoyed looking for that fourth spot.

I don't smoke, but after watching Un Chant D'Amour I needed a cigarette.

https://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

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>>82624512
For my pic.

>>82624540
Nice ratings

megaautist BTFO

>>82616336
>says he's married
>blogs about finally losing his virginity

>>82617193
>doesn't know the difference between Lumiere and Melies

>>82618819
>talks about himself in the third person to save face

>>82622123
>has a love/hate relationship with niggers

I thought this place was "anonymous", megapedo.

>>82626015
Maybe he was only recently married and was posting from his Honeymoon

congratulations to megaautist and his beloved wife

>>82626109
True. Saving your virginity for marriage takes a lot of dedication, a role model for us all.

>>82626015
What a weirdo.

Who is the best letterboxd reviewer and why is it autumn faust

Andre Bazing EXPOSED

Somebody tell me what i should watch as my last movie

>>82627247
Watch the happiest movie of your favorites. Whether or not you want to die you'll be constantly distracted by your mortality so you need something to distract you from getting cold feet.

>>82619932
watch it and find out

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https://letterboxd.com/CoryBurning/

>>82623628
I legit met an autistic person a few weeks ago and he called me that. I had no idea that was even a term.

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https://twitter.com/MikeMcCabeSad/status/862474466890309636/photo/1

>>82628866
>clown avatar
as if we didn't already know he was one

>I disagree. Gender equality is only when the women are heroes. Buffy, Herbie fully loaded, the hunger games.

Please only talk to me if your dad works in the industry or if you own nitrate of your favourite films.

to what degree have you had to rethink your life now that modern art was a confirmed CIA psy-op?

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When did you realize Peter Bogdanovich's interviews with film directors and other writing on film is more valuable than his work as a filmmaker?

>>82628866
Good on him, keep the spergs, sperging

>>82606029
holy, what a faggot

>>82631130
I don't understand how this guy made the last picture show when all his other stuff is shit

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Sanada.Ten.Braves.2016.720p.BRRip.MkvCage
Why is there no sub online I could have been the first 2nd to log it in letterboxd

>>82631897
Targets is great.

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>mfw there are Hitchcock cultists who don't own Sir Alfred

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*blocks your path

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>Last Year at Marienbad didn't have enough penises

>The facts are poop_bear 1. wishes he was American

I am American

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>>82628799

barack bobama

>>82628799
Reply with,

"Are you saying women can't be villains too?"

>Here's another announcement for all you drooling Andy Milligan fiends: In addition to MONSTROSITY (1987), Garagehouse Pictures will be releasing THE WEIRDO (1989) this year. THE WEIRDO will be transferred from the original camera negative and will feature a host of cool extras to be announced. More details will be coming soon!

nice

>>82635238
You wish

>>82638987
>Putin is the tall one

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What was the exact point when ironic Mannism turned into sincere Mannism on /lbg/?

>>82642248
once we attracted retards like steakbryo