samurai jack general

>>82603832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lbaTgwWJOU
genndy takes no shit from tumblr

>>82603832
Agreed. All straight, cis relationships should be banned from progressive TV shows until the representation is 50-50, as it should be.

Also, /pol/ fuck off

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>>82604079
because genndy is an alt right followers and shits all over tumblerinas and faggots.

>>82604131
he should do SBT next on adult swim

Is this really controversial? What are we even doing.

>>82603832
How did they get away with the penis joke? I thought this was a kids' show.

>>82604261
Its adult swim now.

>>82604261
A children's show from 16 years ago, everyone who watched it first run is an adult.

>>82604261
samurai jack is a pedophile

>>82603832
Because he has been stuck alone in the future for 50 years and wants some action. He's only human and fapping just doesn't cut it

>>82604406
>Fucking a 20 year old makes you a pedo
Feminists actually believe this.

>>82603832
Get away with what exactly?

Do we really know they are going to keep pushing the love relationship hard? The episode was pretty goofy and was probably just some relaxee filler. i think you autists are forgetting all the previous episodes had character development, so it's not that bad to have one little filler.

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>>82603832
reminder

>>82605044
Who's the Griffith in this scenario?

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>>82605212
>tfw Aku fucks Ashi in front of Jack

>>82605212
Aku will rape Ashi in front of Jack

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>>82605325
>>82605345
Aku is the Void

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>>82603832
GENNDY ABSOLUTE MADMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB_ub-9QANU&list=FLmlBBj9AdRkhIqIpdYqkVUQ&index=2

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>>82605044
>>82605212
>>82605325
>>82605345
HELLOOO SAMURAI I AM HERE TO PERFORM THE ABORTION

Jack shaved his beard? Truly you can't show that on television.

>>82603832
This episode confirmed for me that Genndy is a fucking hack.

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>>82604601
Yeah they do

>>82604261
TV-14 rating

>>82606709
why tho

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>>82603832
>Something is poking me
>My sides when

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>>82604173
>SHAKE IT
>BAKE IT
>BOOTY QUAKE IT
Genndy pls

>>82607083
imagine this with the same rating as jack season 5

>>82607083
RRRROOOOOLLL IT AROUUUUUND

>>82604131
>large nosed individual directing immigrants to populated areas to purposely fuck shit up

Hmmm..

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>>82603832
A loud glopping noise was made as 50 YEARS OF SEMEN flowed into Ashi's womb

>>82603832
J A C K E D

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C

K

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>>82607611
He's based off a historical figure you fucking idiot. I hate Jews too, but post like yours make us look bad.

>>82607732
What historical figure you faggot? It's just common "hooknosed sniveling evil man" which is based off of the stereotypical portrayal of a jew.

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jack x ashi is PEDOPHILIA

>>82607819
Wew

>>82607819
Is this the new thing? Adult characters are now children mentally when they clearly aren't?

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>>82607819
>>82607997
>when you know on a subconscious level that you yourself are mentally a child so you try and cope with it by believing everyone else is too

>>82608192
10/10

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>>82605044
>>82605325
>>82605403
more like samurai plagiarism amirite

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>>82608411
>berserk refferences out the ass
>everyone saying Ashi's gonna get FEMTO'D by Aku
>mfw Genndy throws us a curveball and has Aku rape Jack in front of Ashi instead

>>82606783
>Young sounding name
What? I seriously don't understand this, how can you see someone as young simply because of their name?

>>82607819
Yes the old experience person who blushes from holding hands. What a sick exploitative fuck he is putting his 50 years of experience killing robots to work taking advantage of women.

>>82608487
billy instead of bill.
marty instead of martin.

>>82608707
But her name isn't a nickname

>>82603832
I honestly don't care that Jack and Ashi got together. I just wish it wasn't so poorly paced

WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK FOR MORE EPISODES GENNDY?

So how did ashi even know what kissing was?

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>>82609107
instinct

>>82609107
She explored the world in episode 6. She went to a rave party in a in the middle of nowhere, she probably saw a lot more than just kissing.

>>82608411
>Picture of jack being scared
>Picture of jack looking forward
>Picture of jack surrounded by enemies
>Reimagining of one of the four horsemen, the second most iconic depiction of death
wow, that sure is plagiarism

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>>82608411
>>82609786
AKUUUUUUUU

>>82607819

But Tumblr, I thought love was love? Isn't love ageless and boundless?

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>>82606783
>>82607819
>>82608566
>>82610053
>tfw Jack will never travel far enough back to the past AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS THE JEW

>>82603832
What was so surprising about this episode? What did they even "get away with"? A grown man and woman sharing a kiss on Adult Swim?

>>82608707
People are often referred to by their diminutives up until their death.

The point about "young sounding names" is ridiculous. Jr is arguably the youngest sounding, and again men are referred to that their winter lives.

>>82603832
>2 slants kissing
I don't really see the issue here?

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>>82606783
>>82607819

>>82608411
samurai jack ripped of Ronin more than anything else. nice try guy

>>82607615
You know the wolf sucked him off

>>82607819
>muh pedophilia when they're both legally adults

>>82603832
Finally someone that didn't get infected with the the PC filth.

>>82612257
aaaaaAAA I'm literally shaking
>people are still heterosexual in the future

i thought it was pretty okay, i wish gennedy would have asked for more episodes so this wouldn't have used a episode so close to the end

PC cucks heads are exploding, why is it so shocking for a man and woman of the same race to fall in love?

>>82603832

tumblr is completely assdevasted over this,
I just hope Genndy goes through with this and doesn't end up killing one of the two.

fucking liberals maaaaaan

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>>82604318
Fuck

>>82606783
That's a legitimate sad story and reason to be bothered by media depictions of abuse, but that doesn't make the relationship abuse. It's just projection

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Episodes 1-3: Kino
Episodes 4-5: Cinema
Episodes 6-7: Movie
Episode 8: "Flick" would be too kind for this

The absolute state of Genndy.

>>82606783
>young sounding name

what the fuck???

>Nobody mentioning the part where Jack was sucking on Ashi's calf

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>>82617059

>>82603832
LMAO GAVE HER THE SAMURAI DICK

CIS HET SHITLORDS WIN AGAIN

HOMO IS EVERYTHING WRONG CONFIRMED

>>82603832
>im a virgin so even the fictional characters I watch have to be as well

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>>82606783
>cartoons often affect real life
The fact that there are people who are so stupid that they believe that makes me really sad inside.

>>82617703
if it were true i would be way more fucked up than i am.

>>82606783
>Looking like a teenager
>Young sounding name

I thought tumblr went by "love is not bound by something as silly as age"

>>82617786
Same here.

>>82617521
is this real?

please don't say this is real

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>>82603832
GOTTA GET JACK
JACK IN THE SACK
CUM ON MY BACK
SAMURAI JACK

>tfw this is setting it up so when Jack dies there will still be a protagonist.

>>82604173
SBT is dead and buried, written off on CN's taxes. It's very firmly in NEVER EVER territory.

>>82604219

A [white male] and female kissing in 2017? You bet it is

>>82617914
it's absolutely real.

>>82617827
>love is not bound by something as silly as age

only when it's between 2 men or 2 women

>>82606679
i read it in his voice fuck you

>>82617961
I love this picture more than I should.

>>82603832
>another WM-AF pairing

fuck this shit.

>>82617092
It's the other way around

The absolute state of /tv/

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>>82617961
My sides

>>82607083
jfc

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>>82618276
YOU SEE SAMURAI, LAST TIME I FAILED TO FALCON PUNCH AN ASIAN LADY IN THE UTERUS, I GOT STUCK WITH YOUUUU

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I get the sense that a lot of backlash has to do not with the event itself, but the song they used to frame it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzuBgeiSnk

The classic standard is in many ways a reinforcement of traditional attitudes on love. Specifically, the song is about the notion that love is a natural and universal experience, and inevitable.

There's a pretty big contingency of SJW types that push back against this notion, especially the inevitable part, as to them it stigmatizes those that don't pursue romantic relationships or hold romantic affections, and reinforces traditional expectations in relationships.

An irony, considering that Genndy's choice to use an old school love ballad in this context is supposed to be interpreted as ironic. Jack and Ashi's love is anything but traditional, two loner killing machines lacking any sexual self awareness, brought together only because Ashi was trained from birth to kill, not love, Jack.

Needless to say the level of insecurity and projection it takes to reject something on that level is significant, not exactly what one may call tolerant.

>>82618611
I don't think it goes that deep because the people who complain about this kind of crap are really shallow when it comes to this kind of interpretation.

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>>82618611
The song's lyrics sum it up perfectly. The bitter virgins and tumblr feminists immediately started screeching at their tvs when it happened. I couldn't stop smiling.

>>82618265
I'm sorry its Jack and ASHI (ash-ee) not Jack and Keanu REEVES (REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ves)

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a lot of redpilling going on in the samurai jack tag...

>>82618848
What that tells me is that even if you put a strong female protagonist in a show, SJWs will still find something to complain about.

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>>82618611
Completely agree, postmodernism was a mistake.

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>>82608464

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>>82618611
EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEONE BUT TUMBLRRRRR

>>82618914
If they did so they would complain about her becoming objectified due to being extremely curvy and in that leaf outfit

>>82619115
Yes, because of the dreaded "male gaze".

People actually think S5 is good here?

>Tfw existence started accidentally
>Self sustained for billions of years spawning life
>All of human civilization has lead up to this moment
>Fat intersex tumblrinas are triggered over a cartoon samurai kissing a woman

How do we end this timeline?

>>82618221
>Jack
>white

you wot mate?

>>82619279
people have always gotten offended by what they see on tv/read in books
Women used to only be able to read the bible
its natural progression of the species as entertainment increases

>>82619159
it's better than 99% of the shit on tv or in the theater

>>82619279

top kek

Tumblr will never be happy until every character on the planet is mentally ill and pansexual

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>>82618611
Dean Martin is based.

the whole idea of someone like him: white, rich, good with women, an Italian Immigrant who worked his way up from nothing without gibs, makes the tumblrite experience a deep rage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZWvi0MaIZs

>>82620437
which is great, because Genndy basically did the same exact thing

>>82620362
this is sadly true.

>>82605044
The Scotsman will be Griffith and he will ravage her tight, intact Asian pussy with his fat disgusting neet dick

I don't like Aisha.

This seems alot like the last season of Scrubs where they brought that girl in to be the protagonist.

>>82604872
It's a ying and yang thing. Jack was corrupted even though he was originally good and ashi changed after realizing her wicked upbringing. They basically need each other to be the best possible versions of themselves.

>>82619159

Compared to the rest of the show? Yea its pretty great. First 3 episodes alone were better than all the previous imo.

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>>82603832
Was episode 8 the worst?

>>82607819
>Blushes at hand holding
>Stammers when talking to her afterwards
>Looks away embarrassed when she's naked
Yeah very sexually mature jack is

>>82606783
>if this was planned from the start

Does she think they create each episode every week or change the story mid-season? Of course this love story was plotted before the beginning, long before any animation got started.

>>82607819
No fucking way. These "people" can't be for real.

>>82625120
>tfw jacks been alive for 70+ years and probably still a virgin

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>>82625518
>probably

>>82625606
idk a lot can happen in 50 years

>>82624784
Of course it was. It was basically a love filler episode. But it wasn't terrible.

>>82620437
>Italians
>White

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>>82625633
I can tell you exactly what happened in those 50 years. Better yet I can show you.

>>82625664

Yeah that baddie was actually pretty cool.

i lik this show, it good

>>82624784
It would have been an absolutely wonderful wonderful episode if the show had any leg room to go on narrative detours, but it fucking doesn't. I would love more Samurai Jack (and especially of the "Jack wanders around in a cool place before getting in trouble" stripe that's cozy as a motherfucker) but with only 11 episodes they can't afford to not advance the overall narrative like they've been doing.

>>82625664
Just curious, why do people keep calling episode 8 a filler episode? It developed what is likely going to be the primary motivation of the two lead characters from this point until the end.

>>82604406
So in other words, /ourguy/?

>>82606783
Were we supposed to believe the elite assassins kicking Jacks ass were children?

>>82607732
A historical figure that was a jew?

>>82627658
>11

10

>There are actually people who object to the romance between Ashi and Jack

>>82604079
Stop shilling your channel

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My body has never been more ready.

>>82617092
Why are you so bitter?
Why can't you enjoy the cartoon for what it is?

>>82617961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcaJRrFp0eM

lel

>>82618772
I'm virgin and i loved that episode.

>>82624419

Wow, Jack must be terrible then.

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>>82606783
Remember the 90's/early 2000's when right wing evangelists said video games/cartoons promoted violence and the internet laughed at them and called them idiots because only a retard would confuse fiction with reality? Funny how things change, now the left/feminists/SJW's are the ones saying cartoons/video games make you a sexist women beater who's part of the patriarchy. Do they not see the irony? Can they not see how they've become what they hate the most?

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>>82607819
>mental pedophilia

>>82628266
it's okay, we know you think the season is ruined. you can go back to /co/ now

>>82618848
I fucking hate my generation. This shit is so widespread its actually kinda scary. Its like half of people 14-30 are just brainwashed with this garbage, and half of them didn't even pay the 200k to get a liberal arts degree, they just learn about it online. I think they put fucking estrogen in the water or something why is everyone such a faggot.