Blade Runner 2049

>>82603624

La La Land was ruined for me because Ryan Gosling cannot act.

>>82603624
he looks like a bloated corpse

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RLM x Review Screw collab when?

>>82604307
I've always hated him but I really enjoyed his turn in Nice Guys.

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Holy fuck he looks like a fat version of brion kek

>>82604864
Wake up. Time to dine.

>>82604675
>The thinking man's Zack Snyder

Top fucking kek.

>>82604811
only time I didn't hate him was in that film

they said that the original blade runner was boring in the guardians of the galaxy review.. why do they review movies.

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>>82604864
>>82603624
Oh god

>>82603624
>Reddit Letter Media

>>82603624

The new Bladerunner looks like utter shit. It's like they don't get how what made the first was its thick atmosphere and artstyle. This garbage looks so forgettable.

>>82604811
He should do more comedies. Every time he takes himself seriously it falls flat.

>>82603624
Wow, this video was so insightful and funny.

>>82605613
I sense he's going to make a Leslie-Nielsen-kind-of-turn in his late career

>>82603624
I don't understand the point of this video

>>82604910
Holy shit top kek

>>82603624
The Goose has been cooked.

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>>82605940
>I don't understand the point of comedy
ok

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>>82605461
giv lia gf

I've seen a few videos from these guys at this point but still don't see their appeal. It can't be because they're funny. Is it the "oh they're just like my buddies and it's like hanging out with my friends that I can't interact with"?

>>82606484
what about this is comedy?

>>82606755
>le friend simulator
Time to post the "review," autist

>>82606755
They're basically 4chan, they fill the exact same same niche.

jaded, cynical contrarians who serve as a friend simulator for other jaded, cynical, contrarians

>>82606919
Maybe I just prefer that in the form of text and not actual adult men.

>>82606919
wow interesting my friend

>>82606919
>He redpills his 4chan friends about these frauds, day after day after day after day after day
What a hero.

People are just looking for something to bitch about.

Gosling is so goodlooking it's distracting to straight guys.

Also, in a noir the lead is supposed to be emotionally detached from everything that happens. He's the cynic we see the world through.

>>82603624
>hiring Ryan Gosling as the lead to carry a blockbuster
Do jews hate money now?

>>82607294
no they just decided that kino needed to be made

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why dont they try to make something good?

why does everything have to be a joke to them?

i understand that if you never try you can't get made fun of but whats the point?

they truly are the detached smug x gen ethos

>>82606919
The sad thing is this is true

>>82606919
even /tv/ admits that blade runner is a good movie

rlm are just failed normies

kill them, i say

>blade runner 2049

>columbia pictures
>a sony company

DESTINED FOR FAILURE

>>82605599
And you came to this conclusion from a fucking trailer? How stupid can you be?

>>82603624
>he's not being zany and funny like Chris Pratt so he's a bad actor

H A C K S
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>>82603624
l

>>82603624
this video is atrocious. the only good thing about the trailer is gosling's nonchalant detached face, because that's the only thing indicative of both Blade Runner and noir film.

the trailer is absolutely terrible, but this video is even worse. RLM knows literally nothing about film

"discussion"

>>82604675
>unironically praising bravo Nolan.

Worthless opinion there.

>>82606830
they're making fun of the fact that the blade runner 2049 trailer wasn't schlock with tons of quips like that masterpiece gotg2, which means the movie will be boring and stupid and bad like the original blade runner.

>>82608377
so the comedy is how stupid they actually are for unironically thinking blade runner is bad or what?

>>82607503
They have no real conviction or confidence in what they do so they hide behind the joke as a safety barrier from criticism.
>i was only pretending to be retarded