*blocks your path*

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keep going. this shit is like 90% of the reason I come to this board

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>>82601672
Is this kino?

Imagine all those PRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF at the same time, like a drunken seraphim choir

>>82601672
I'm a liberal and this picture gave me the strongest orgasm of my life.

>>82602113
Why do people always say satan is in this painting? I can never find him

>>82602558
non-possessed people can see him

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>>82601672
uhhhhhhhhh, white and male much?

How was it that George Bush-era political satire was kino but now under Trump it's just all shit?

>BLOF
>BLOF?
>PLURP!
>PLURP PLURP PLUUUUURP!
>BUT SERIOUSLY, REGGIE TOFF
>DIG DUG
>GARY PUD

>>82601672
uhhh HELLO!? Did they NOT get the MEMO!???
Where the FUCK are my POC!
I am disgusted by the lack of diversity. Fuck White People!!

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>>82601672

>>82603458
>Larry Wilmore, one of only two PoC PMURT comedians with his own show was the first to be sacked

Tasty

>>82602558
He's in the middle

>>82603354
There was a distinct difference in tone. With Bush, it was just banter done in good spirit whereas with Trump there is genuine animosity. This is also why guys like Sam Hyde aren't funny when they get too deep into the political stuff. You can just feel that the intent isn't to be humourous but to aggressively promote some agenda.

>>82603354
Cause he's low hanging fruit and they've been doing the same political comedy schtick for at least 20 years now

What's the guy from Ballers doing there?

>>82603535
>Larry Wilmore, one of only two PoC PMURT comedians with his own show made a shit show that had to be canceled and hurt future PoC's ability to do the same

>>82601672
GLOMPF

>>82603354

Cause Trump makes it too easy so you'll hear the lazy jokes from everyone which makes the satire feeling a bit tired.

Not to mention, those "idiot" jokes fall flat when you realize the person they refer to as stupid and out of touch beat the political system at their own game. And worse is the fact that won't admit that along with their own faults why they lost and have resulted to creating another Red Scare to rationalize their loss.

>>82603631
There was genuine animosity for Bush, it just didn't have the same kind of sanctimonious "I am a righteous crusader for justice by pointing out the obvious!" self-congratulatory schtick that makes modern-day liberals so insufferable.

This reminds me more of the way conservatives talked about Bill Clinton after the sex scandal. It's the same kind of high-horse moral indignation, which reads as completely phony since it's just an obvious put-on to sell a political goal.

When Bush was in office, they criticized his leadership, they criticized his personality, they mocked his fuck-ups and verbal gaffes, but they didn't pat themselves on the back quite so much for doing it. It's pretty much impossible to be funny and self-righteous at the same time

>>82601672
What did they talk about?

>>82601672
I somehow imagine this to be like jumping into John Malcovic's head but only with 'Trump'.

>>82601672
Is that rob coddry? I thought he was right leaning

>>82603354
Because it's really tired satire now.

It's basically poking fun at how he looks and then making fun of his name, or something lazy like that.

F U C K D R U M P F
U
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W H I T E P E O P L E

>>82601672
*Still vote for who you want*

>>82602558
That's because they're all Jews. It's hard to tell one evil creature from another.

>>82602558
>13 Jews in one room
>Can't find Satan

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What did he mean by this?

>>82604669
roger waters is covering eurobeat songs now? how the mighty have fallen.

GOMER BULB

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE """""""PEOPLE""""""""

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FLUMPHR FUMPH

>>82604669
Lel Jesus Christ how pathetic. And they were all uploaded just within the last few days

>>82603354
There was plenty of shitty satire back then too, like the Bush-monkey comparisons.

>>82604669
It's an obsession

>>82603354
Because when Obama came in, they all turned into shills and people realized they weren't satirists but just mouthpieces for the Left.

>>82601672
all these clones will never be 1/10 of what Jon Stewart was around 2004

>>82603631
there was genuine hatred for bush and it was deserved.

this trump hatred is insulated rich liberal idiots trying to save face and alienating themselves further

>>82603276
>NOT A SINGLE POC
WTF IM A DRUMPFMISSILE NOW

FUCK SHILLARY AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>82604669
>rami malek
AYO WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET FUCK PLIMPF

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>>82602177
fuckin kek

>>82601672
>*blocks your path*
jokes on you faggot my timeline has no collision detection, so you can't block my path

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BLLLLRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>82601672
HSHAKLUMPDGH KHOUR BRAUMGHPF

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I use my stun gun, because purveyors of faggotry deserve the very best.
>>82601672

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>>82604669
>white-passing privilege in trump's america

>>82604669
Hollywood was a mistake

>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE DRUMPF AMIRITE BLACK PEOPLE NEED TO BE IN EVERYTHING FUCK YOU CHRISTIANS YOURE RETARDED WE'RE PROUD KEKS FUCK DRUMPF PRAISE EQUALITY AND TOLERANCE
>everyone on or working on the show is a wealthy white person or a jew who refuses to tolerate any opposing opinions or hire anyone outside of their tiny interest group

Really gets the noggin' joggin'.

>>82601672
drumpf is in trouble now!

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>>82604669
HEY STEVE NAME 1 (ONE) THING THAT ISN'T DRUMPF

>RRRGGGGGGHHHH

>>82604669
>Bill Nye's had a lot of jobs, Trump hates all of them!
but Trump loves scientist.

Is it just me, or does Cordry look like an American (bald) Colin Firth?

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>>82601672

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>>82610102
>Bill Nye
>scientist

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FUCK JIMBULN KLUMPF

Comey got fired.
*audience cheers*
No, you fucking idiots, you are supposed to like Comey because he is investigating Trump. Stop cheering.

>>82610366

>Eheheh... I guess we've got a lot of Trump supporters in the audience today!

Good save, Colbert.

>>82610366
>>82611502

link please

>>82612230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoP8cmuFU0

>>82604309
>What did they talk about?
How awesome they were on a show with low ratings for years. But to be fair it was on comedycentral

>>82604748
Let's listen to it together. I already don't like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf7kMaurLZk

>Trump's approval is at 36%
Amazing

>>82601734
Hi tourist.

>>82613263
>Donald Trump was so frustrated by the ongoing investigation into his administration's links with Russia he would sometimes scream at television when news concerning it came on, according to one of his advisers.

>According to the unidentified staff members, Mr Trump repeatedly asked aides why the allegations would not disappear and demanded they defend him publicly.

>>82603354
>"Bush is dumb, he said nuclear wrong ehehehe"
>"NOT TELLING TRUMP TO GO FUCK HIMSELF IS TO NORMALIZE HIM"

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>>82612654
STOP CLAPPING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS!!!

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>>82602558
are you blind?

>>82601672
*blocks your independent thinking*

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THAT'S IT DONALD, YOU'RE DONE NOW

I'm glad I have late night talk shows and CNN/Fox news so people can think for me, really takes a burden off of my life!

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>>82614396
>*blocks your independent thinking*
*Toasts to your downfall white man*

>>82601672
I watched it expecting a political circle-jerk, but instead it made me genuinely sad. It was just them reminiscing about great things used to be before they were turned into shills. John Stewart looks so depressed throughout.

>>82601672
look at the way these liberal hero "men" sit

no man should be sitting with his legs crossed like a fucking fairy or woman

The amount of self-flatulence-smelling-out-of-a-Chardonnay-glass in that room is astounding.

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>>82601672
you now remember mo rocca

>>82614591
seriously how can you even sit like that and be comfortable? I don't get it

>>82614639
you now try to forget mo rocca again

>>82601672
fuck these guys, all of them. this is what happens when you become successful and let it go to your head. they are all sanctimonious pieces of shit.

>>82614668
no balls.

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>>82614254
DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SLAP YOU IN YOUR COCK HOLSTERS FUCKING HOMOS I SWEAR TO GOD GAS THEM ALL

>>82601672

low test the room

>>82614776
must be
or skinny as fuck legs

>>82614557
Didn't she try to keep black kids out of her kid's school district?

>>82614668
When your balls actually drop it isn't uncomfortable, just give it a few years sonny :^)

>>82614950
oh yeah I remember reading about that
>the absolute state of liberals ability to not be hypocritical jackasses

>>82614557
This chick is the smuggest most self-righteous liberal I have ever witnessed from afar.

Really got nothing serious against liberals, but the way she carries herself is annoying as fuck.

>>82614591
I do a an hybrid of crossed/open leg.
Basically, i have one leg crossed (over if it's the right leg, under if it's the left), but it goes 90 under, so only the foot is over/under the other leg. Kinda like half-indian or like a figure four leglock.

>>82614950
Yep, and her husband specifically requested that the media not be notified.

>>82614591
They don't want to manspread around Samantha Bee.

>>82614950
Yes. The reason of the parents was that they feared it would effect the kids learning ability. You know getting beaten up.

Which was the same argument the parents in Boston and Long Island used when busing began in the 60's and 70's.

>>82615103
Yes, that's how normal men cross thier legs.

>>82615103
leg over the other at a 90 degree angle is the approved male sitting method

if you're putting your dick and balls in a triangle choke you're sitting like a woman

>>82614950
SCHOOLS GET DUMBER, COMMON CORE IS CANCER

EVERYONE KNOWS PRIVATE SCHOOL IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET A DECENT EDUCATION, SHE HAS MONEY SPEND IT CHEAP BITCH

>>82607376
>>82604669
What the fuck is "white passing privilige"

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>>82604669

Edited screenshot

>>82615373
the privileges of passing white (cause Rami is egyptian)

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>>82615103
>>82615197
>>82615248
Tony approved.

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STOP CLAPPING RIGHT NOW! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

>>82614974

0/10

>>82615540
wtf i hate colbert now

>>82604669
how can people unironically enjoy this? it's the literal example of beating a dead horse

>>82613263
>Source: a liberal thinktank that had Hillary at +15

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>>82604669
>>82615400
/pol/ is so fucking pathetic

>>82601672

It was a fun little spot though. Didn't even make it political the whole time. Just felt like a bunch of old friends getting together and thinking about old times.

>>82604669
>>82615400
>>82615807
I'm laughing so hard right now.

>>82615807
>he says while using anime reaction images
you're just as bad as them

>>82615799

I mean even Rasmussen have him at a pretty low approval rating and they're super biased towards Republicans.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration/trump_approval_index_history

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>>82615870

Does my image trigger you? You do realize you're on an Anime speed writing and dual carpet weaving fanfiction imageforum right?

>>82615951
>>>/a/

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>>82615870
Fine bitch, I switched to my bird folder.

>>82615895
Yeah he's realistically in the low to mid 40's.

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WHEN IS COLBERT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR LAST NIGHT ABOUT COMEY?

I WENT TO THE TAPING AND LET ALL MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS KNOW TO SHOW THEM HOW MUCH I HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND NOW THEY WON'T TALK TO ME ANY MORE

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>>82615807
>IMPLYING COLBERTS ENTIRE NETWORK CAREER DOESN'T BELONG COMPLETELY TO HIS DARK LORD AND MASTER DRUMPF AND THATS WHY HE LITERALLY CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM
THAT SHOP IS A MINOR EMBELLISHMENT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT, STILL 100% TRUE

http://fansided.com/2016/06/22/colbert-low-ratings-cancelled/
IF SHILLARY WON HED BE OUT OF A JOB

>>82601672
Did they choke on all that

S M U G?
M
U
G
?

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>>82616095
It's not the Hillcucks who keep spamming "ironic" Colbert threads and just can't let it go anon. Why are you so upset?

>>82616006

Is this a bird for ants?

>>82616163
typical nu-male reply. why so triggered.... cuck?

>>82603354
You just grew up and realized they where always hacks

>>82603354

With Bush it was genuinely trying to find cracks at the seams. Made it fun probably. Took creativity.

Trump's made the entire presidency into a joke already so you have to get really meta with it and dive deep. Other than Cheney to a degree and very much Donald Rumsfeld you really couldn't nail Bush much. Condeleeza Rice was decent at her job. He had a good cabinet.

Trump has no cabinet and nobody knows whats going on and he has an incompetent Press Secretary and there's scandal after scandal.

Trump is making his own jokes. You basically just go with it at this point.

I am so fucking alienated with Colbert. His old Colbert Report character would have mountains of fun with that fuckhead Trump, but the Late Show wreaks of bitterness and vitriol; to me, he somehow seems like he's suffering from both inferiority and superiority complexes.

And let's be fair here, you would never, EVER hear Johnny Carson call the President of the United States a cocksucker, no matter who the fuck's in office. I watch Kimmel because he comes closest to giving both the left and right relatively equal amounts of shit, and Meyers for his wit and ability to hold Trump accountable for his worst actions.

>>82603354
Because back then you and people like you didn't really support Bush or have any political leanings at all so you could enjoy.

But now you're all mouthpieces and shills for the Drumpfinator so you get all bent out of shape any time anyone remotely mocks him.

>>82601672
holy shit john oliver does not want to be there.

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>>82616107
>THAT SHOP IS A MINOR EMBELLISHMENT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT
just a prank bro :^)

>>82616565
go to bed colbert

>>82616475
>EVER hear Johnny Carson
For all his, say we call them, flaws? Carson was a class act above anyone I have seen host any type of show. Only Letterman and Ferguson come very close.

>>82616475

That's just plain wrong though. Colbert was lampooning Bill O'Reilly and his support of the Republican's warhawk sentiments of the Middle East. That was when we had a president with a solid foreign policy cabinet and things were at least somewhat stable.

Nothing is stable anymore. Even Bill O'Reilly himself was took aback a bit by Trump's statement that basically we're just as bad and have done just as much bad as Russia and Putin.

That alone destroyed the Colbert persona well after he retired it. We're in a strange new era where nobody knows whats going on and the Republicans are no longer the Republicans.

>>82616696
What were Carson's flaws mi amigo? Only familiar with that era via old clips you can find on youtube

>>82601672

why do leftist cucks all wear those nu-male glasses? they fucking infuriate me.

>>82617420
He was a blind drunk and kept grudges far beyond rational. Like he never spoke to Joan Rivers after she got her own show. As though she's her daughter.

>>82617697
>her daughter
his daughter or something.