Why does Lynch have such a hardon for this guy?

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>>82599213
Because he's a great actor.

>>82599306
Yeah his performance in The Leftovers is maybe the best TV performance since Tony Soprano

>see him on Parks and Rec
>practically bald
>now he has a full head of hair

EL JUSTO

>>82599435
Whatever that surgery is, it's come a long way in the last 10 years. I'll probably be able to afford it by the time I need it.

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comment "David the hack Lynch" or you will see me two times.

>>82599213
>two movies and a tv special
>hardon

Because he's hot af. Also, he's a fine actor.

>>82599533
its transplanting the entire scalp of a mexican child.

kinda like how HGH is cracking open the skull of indian infants and milking their pituitary.

He should be a detective in nuTwin Peaks, or "man who looks concerned while piano melodies are playing in the background".

>>82599435
He literally has the same hairline like in Parks & Rec. He just grew it out.

>>82599213
I mean, probably because he's fucking him.

>>82599213
good acting?

>you just found out he's Louis Theroux cousin

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>>82599888
are you sure?

>>82599982
He also wrote Iron Man 2, Tropic Thunder and Zoolander 2

The madman

>>82599213
Because lynch is a fag.

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>>82600128
Thank God he's a good actor, otherwise he'd have nothing going for him.

other than being cute

>>82599213
Who doesn't? Are you some kind of a faggot?

>>82599757
David the hack Lynch

i would fuck him and i am not even gay

>>82600110

You can tell it's the same. he just has his hair hanging down obscuring the hairline.

>>82600548
You'd be gay not to.

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>>82599213
>I don't rate Theroux

>>82599757
David the hack Lynch

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Did Someone Say...?

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>>82600598
This. He just has a really good stylist on this show.

>Mediterranean looks
>great body
>dick on the same level as Fassbender's
>talented actor
>porks Jennifer Aniston on an hourly basis

This guy is who every guy should aspire to.

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he's one alpha motherfrucker

Holy shit i never knew he was the director in Muholland dr.
His performance in The Leftovers carries the show, hes got such a look to his eyes that comes off that he could just snap and kill whoevers near him at any second.

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What did he mean by this?

>>82601396
nice midlife crisis core outfit

>>82601395
>Height: 5' 9" (1,75 m)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>82601471
Jealous fatty detected.
Enjoy your size XXX flannel shirts and sweatpants at his age.

>>82601515
enjoying buying a motorcycle when you are 40 because you can't think of another way to cope with balding

>>82601543
That sounds good to me.
Enjoy your low test bitch tits.

>>82601543
Literally retarded fag

>>82601543
>this amount of salt

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>>82599213

>Why does Lynch have such a hardon for this guy?

Because his first love became too old

>>82601471
What's wrong with his outfit? Looks good to me. Not a fan of the shoes though.

>>82601543
lmao @ your life Jared.

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>>82601593
>>82601642
>>82601644
oh, did i hit a nerve?

get leg surgery while you're at it, dwarfs

>>82599213
I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he's a genuinely great actor.
Also he has an enormous penis.

>>82599213
he's a smart alec

>>82599306
what the fuck i never realized this was the same guy

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>>82601543
>not wanting to be a high test motorcycle riding alpha male

>>82601719
he also prefers van patten's card to bateman's

>>82601680
dont ever fucking post this again

>>82601396
he dresses like a magician

>>82601680
dude, jesus christ.

>>82599213
How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful

>>82601396
>>82599306
>tfw Justin will never cum inside you and cuddle you all night
Why live

>>82602656
He has no children, he's probably gay and goes on a manhunt on a weekly basis

I'm straight and I'd suck this dude's dick
10/10 aesthetics

>>82602712
I'd let him sodomize me in front of the pope if he wanted to. He's so cute ;_;

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>>82602712
He's a big manchild just like me

>>82602933
>Xbox
>Call of Duty
Jesus, Justin, I thought you were patrician
Drop this old crow and learn how to play real man's games, like Dwarf Fortress

>>82602933
Wow what a gamer haha

>>82603009
>>82603058
>REEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE
*throws anime throw pillow waifu across the room in a fit of rage*
>le PC master race for life!

>>82603829
Cancer

>>82604127
Yes, you are indeed cancer.