>i wasn't able to finish...

The rape scene with the Presidents daughter was a bit much I thought.

the part where max rapes the president's daughter was kino

>>82600159
It's not rape when neither of them can consent

>>82598939
Fucking WB tricking parents into buying this for their kids with that cover

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the four greatest films of all time

>>82600379
You forgot Army Dog you fucking pleb.

Reminder that Coppola turned down director because the script was too brutal.

>>82598939
This was the worst most deplorable liberal indoctrination garbage I have ever seen, not even Stalin or Lenin would have gone this far. It turns out that Colbert was merely quoting from this movie and that the actual graphic anti-Trump rhetoric continued on another 5 minutes and ended with all the dogs shitting on a photo of Trump in slow motion with a bunch of kids saying "eww" and laughing uncontrollably.

Bill Maher quoted from this movie but it was way more graphic in this.

>>82600284

This anon was correct, the pack of dogs raping Ivanka was one of the most disgusting things I have seen and I needed to leave the theater and vomit uncontrollably.

Max wasn't a hero at all and that was the secret message, there are no heroes in the Trump administration and when all the humans have gone insane it takes a dog to get the revenge the world is crying out for. Truly sick movie.

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>>82600553
you happy now?

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>>82600916
whoops.

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>>82598939
I consider part 4 to be miles better than 2, but this was so bad, holy shit

>>82598939
>that part when the ZOG cult members ritually sacrifice that naked child in Fort Knox and Max just has to watch
>that not-so-vaguely Soros-looking cult leader
>that part when Max licks the face of that shot arab girl only for some IDF soldier walk up and blow her brains out
>tfw "Every night I wake up with the taste of her brain in my mouth"
Is the director still alive even, or did he mysteriously commit suicide?

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Was Cop Dog just an allegory,for racial prejudice against minorities

>Bark bark, commie faggot.

Ok, i thought this was a children's film. Waste of a rental as my 4 year old was NOT ready.

Army Dog LEL FAMILY MOVIE BUT WE SAY EDGY (((SHOCKING))) SHIT threads are not fucking funny. Saged and reported.

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>director of Problem Child 2, Beethoven, and Jingle All the Way
what went wrong?

>>82601186
Autoerotic asphyxiation. Though he also shot himself three times in the back of the head somehow.

>>82602332
Snow dogs irrecoverably changed every man who worked on it, anon. It was like the filming of Apocalypse Now, but far worse.

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>>82602716
Kek