How would you beat it?

Rape

fuck myslf

Create a subreddit for it.

>>82595854
Go to a police station/news agency/university, wait for it, and then throw paint on it. literally the entire planet would dedicate resources to studying it.

do a 360 and walk away

Not having sex.

its just a metaphor for sexual assault so I guess I just wouldn't sexually assault anyone or get sexually assaulted

>>82596128
What if you fuck a bird that flies to another country? Would the demon have to catch it ?

>>82595854

Go to mars and lol as it tries to escape the gravity well of earth.

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>>82595854
how would I even get it? I'm a 27yo NEET hikki virgin.

>>82596145
>I just wouldn't get sexually assaulted

Ugh are you serious? Yeah just don't get raped lol! It's that simple!

>>82596156
a pird doesn't live forever, also why would it fly to another country

Have sex with the seediest gay guy in the seediest gay club in the country

I'd be 100 steps removed in a few days

>>82596192
Is this b8?

I instantly dropped this shit when the main chick gets gangbanged on the boat by all the Chads.
Because she only did it to get rid of the monster, right?

I don't have to worry I'm a virgin lol

What would happen if after infecting someone you killed yourself?

>>82596206
>instantly die of AIDS

>>82596244
It skips past you and goes to the person you recieved it from.

>>82596178
>how would I even get it?

>>82596194
Ducks fly south for the winter.

I'd lure it into an incinerator and destroy it

>>82595854
beat what

>>82596386
It

>>82596404
who's it

just lock it up somewhere. It's semi smart ans strong, but not that difficult to trick and subdue.
Walk into atom shelter, shoot in the head to momentarily stun it, walk out of shelter, close door, and bury entrance under a fuckton of cement.
Then go to thailand to fuck some hore just to be sure.

>>82595854
>Arrange a massive orgy and top it off with a 10 person circle jerk
>it does a 360 and walks away

>>82595854
become a pornstar

>>82595854
How wold it walk to an island? Take a boat?

>>82595854
Live on a boat.
Live on an elevated platform.
Fuck a pig.

>>82596145
No it isn't

>>82595854
join it

Is it only transferred by penetrative sex? Can you still get randy handies and blowy joeys?

By not being a slut.

>>82596459
This is the correct answer, it can't even break down a strong wooden door, just set up a pitfall trap with a concrete floor at the bottom so it can't dig it's way out, and then lure it in and bury it in cement - what the fuck is it gonna do? Then just sit and wait for the cement to harden to make sure it doesn't get out before that happens, and then setup some nearby cameras that you check once a day to make sure no one comes and digs out the cement or something.

>>82596515
It was shown to have some intelligence when it turned the pool trap around on the group, so it'd probably just walk onto a plane or boat heading your way.

Fuck a hooker

>>82596515
It would hitch a ride if there was already a boat coming. If there wasn't, it could walk across the bottom of the sea and come up on the shore, or just swim. It's slow and deliberate, but not stupid.

>>82596306
it wouldn't fall for your trap

>>82596638
Then I would live on a remote island untill it hitched a ride then sink the boat it comes in on and leave it stranded there. Then I can live anywhere.

>>82596686
Wasnt it freaked by water.?

>>82596145
it's not

>>82595854
Have sex with it

>>82596735
No, it just wasn't about to walk into their scooby-doo pool electrocution trap. It fell into the water later and was shown to be able to swim

>>82596456
first name It
last name Follows

>>82596704
I'm pretty sure if it is destroyed or is otherwise trapped / stranded it can just reappear somewhere else and resume pursuit. It's supposed to be an unstoppable force.

They "kill" it by shooting it in the head multiple times at the end, but it obviously comes back and is following them again in the very last scene

>>82597018
nothing indicates it can just teleport
you just assume that

>>82596826
>this kills the human

>>82596156
>>82596297
Assuming it would even go after an animal and not just ignore it because it only cares about people, how the hell are you supposed to fuck a duck? We're talking penetration here.

If it went after animals, a dolphin would be an infinitely better choice.

>>82596826
that's literally how it kills you

>>82597064
You don't think it's been trapped before, in all this time chasing all these people? The guy who gave it to the main character girl seemed to have a pretty elaborate little plan for transferring it to her and letting her see it. He wouldn't have resorted to that unless he knew he couldn't be rid of it through any other means.

>>82597227
>dolphin pusy

I see you're a connoisseur

>>82597227
if it could teleport why would it bother walking slowing towards you?

the thing has clearly never been trapped since it demonstrates enough intelligence to recognize and avoid the pool trap.

so what was the monster? I like to think it was a curse that some wizard put on some Chad who fug'd his waifu.

>>82595854
I really didn't like how it was tangible to other people, like when the girl who couldn't see it threw a blanket over it. It stands to reason if that is possible then you could trap it in cement or a bunker underground like some anons are saying. If it really is an allegory for STDs no one should have been able to interact with it except for the people who've had sex, and like STDs the best you could do is slow it down but never stop it forever.

>>82596156
This is it, have sex with a duck. As far as we know, it doesn't set traps, so it would have a difficult time catching the duck, not to mention migration. Plus ducks regularly gang rape each other so you'd soon have a buffer zone 20 ducks deep between you and it.

>>82597227
> just fuck a dolphin
Fucking kek, I dont see the thing ever catching flipper

get baptized and become a born again virgin christian

it can shape shift though, and create clothes out of nowhere too

assuming you trap it into a pit, it could just shape shift into Carl Johnson and jet pack the fuck away

>>82597366
Its LE SYMBOLISM get it?

>>82597366
it is a succubus

>>82597366
it was a wizard who killed himself after his waifu lost her virginity (he knew, because he FOLLOWED her on twitter)
he used his wizard powers to resurrect, finally get laid/and punish all non virgins

The director of this movie just finished a noir film called "Under the Silver Lake" with Andrew Garfield, Riley Keough and Topher Grace. It's currently in post-production according to imdb. He got Disasterpeace to do the music again (fuck yeah). Not much else is really known about it at this time. No pictures or posters.

I'm not a fan of Topher Grace, but otherwise I'm kind of hyped.

>>82597379
>This is it, have sex with a duck
how does one even do that? Where's the hole, and how are you supposed to fit it in? Or if it's a male duck, how are you supposed to get it interested in penetrating you when it only wants to fuck other ducks?

Ducks vaginas are like mazes because every time ducks mate it is really just the male raping the female. This is why duck penises are evolved to be like corkscrews - to navigate the maze-like duck vaginas so they can do their raping successfully:
https://youtu.be/_1v_EcjeIkg?t=4

>>82598007
you could have sex with a flamingo then

>>82597780

>Venom and Spider-Man in joke

I'm onboard.

>>82595854
By going back in time and listening to my gut instinct that this would be a terrible movie, then not watch it.

>>82598498
>>82597780
andrew garfield seems to be actually interested in films if you check out some of the movies he has been in past the spider man stuff. its always nice to see actors moving away from blockbusters

jokes on it i havent had sex in years and never leave my house