>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't

>>82595158
>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
What did he mean by this?

No, seriously.

>its a joey tests positive for aids episode.

>>82595158
There are loads of episodes focusing on the specific things you just said.

>>82595158
What's even funnier is that all of them are in their 20's until about the 5th Season

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>The one when monica gets a botched face lift

>>82595158
> brother and sister are new york jews

> intermingling with the goyim

>the one when Rachel aborts "hoolio's" unborn child.

>>82595158
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
This was a whole plotline though, keeping it secret from him

>>82595158
Gellers are successful. A Professor and a Chef. Also Chandler is rich af doing all the things a businessman at that time can do so he's good too.

>>82595158
>Ross, the largest Friend, doesn't simply eat the other Friends
talk about illogical

>>82595158
>everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.
Well at least for the main apartment they established it is rent-controlled and legally Monicas grandma lives there. Also kudos to you for figuring out that Friends isn't a documentary.

>>82595158
This show is singehandedly responsible for the modern hipster movement and reddit

phoebe was the best and prolly a freak in bed

>>82595313
nice

>a laugh track sitcom is not completely realistic
WEW
>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
This is what happens in life if you're not autistic.

>>82595337
gen z-ers say the dumbest things

>>82595158
>Just how unrealistic was this show?

That's the point of it though. Everyone's life is shit and this show was the perfect escape.

>no fucking kids
>poor but money whenever
>hot but never work out/do anything to keep looking hot
>fall ass-backwards into opportunities because LIFE IS AMAZING
>friends always there for you
>parents love you

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>>82595405

>The one when Gunther spikes "the friends" hot drinks with amphetamine.

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>>82595417

>>82595417
>there were no sex and drugs or sluts in the 90s

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>>82595158
>people unironically compare this with Seinfeld.

>>82595396

>Brother and sister have the same group of friends
>This is what happens in life

This is not something that happens in life unless you live in a tiny rural town and never leave.

>>82595158
>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

Except that Ross did want to murder Chandler when he found out and he had to be talked out of it. He was also high on drugs at the time and mellowed out a lot faster because of it.

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>>82595158
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

ive done this, he was pretty mad but also kind of a cuck boi and his sister was older

also stole all his friends
good times

>The one when "joey" is forced to suck a producers cock to keep his acting job.

>>82595158
I liked how they had a duck living with them and then they just get rid of the fucking duck with no explanation given

>>82595158
>>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say

They're friends because they are neighbours. Ross, Rachel and Monica grew up together but the only reason Joey and Rachel or Chandler and Monica are friends are because they live next door to each other.

>The one when ross tried to suck his own dick episode.

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>no one told you life was going to be this way

that's not true my cynical ass got banned from watching this shit with my high school friends

>>82595471

>also stole all his friends

Can you explain what you mean by this? How do you "steal friends"? Did you convince them all to hate him or something? Why?

>>82595417
>>82595435
wow that's some solid "evidence"

>the one when ross murder's his ex wife and lesbian lover.

>>82595337
Its really just Phoebe and Chandler. Maybe Ross too though.

>the one when pheebs is a slut

>the one where ross and courtney kidnap the school kids and the rest of the gang pay to beat them to death in the dungeon

>the one when Janice finds chandler's shemale porn stash.

>the one where they all pee on their friend and it took 57 takes to get it right

>>82595449
Yeah I can't believe people compare this to Seinfeld.
Friends is streets ahead of Seinfeld.

>the one where rachel fucks danny divito in Philadelphia

>>82595417
>>82595435
>Call Monica by the actress name but not the other two women
>Have Joey and Chandlers pictures the wrong way round
I'm not a big fan of the show but that still activates my almonds

>the one where joey is caught with a 10 year old

>>82595544
exactly, because i thought he became a fucking asshole manchild who couldn't do anything without his mommy or abusing his sister
his friends didn't know about all that shit but after dating her for a while i told them some stuff and he ended up all alone

>the one when joey gets 3 years for date rape.

There isn't a single Alpha male character in this TV show. In fact the three male characters are a 90's jew MTV executive's opinion of what White men should be one is an overly ironic piece of shit coward who represses all emotions and makes shitty jokes, quips and one liners to hide the fact that he's a piece of shit, the other is a fucking retard, who happens to fuck all the women (or tries to ) but has zero interests or personality and just eats fucking sandwiches all day, the third is supposed to be the smart one, the one who is a scientist the one who starts off with a familly but gets cucked by a lesbian, a fucking awkward mess of a human being who everyone makes fun off for being a professor becoming another ironic faggot and getting divorced three times. Most Urban men follow these three archetypes.

>the one when j-man and channy grows 500 grams of indica.

>>82595504
It "went to go live on the farm", Joey didn't realise that meant they died. It was explained

>>82595518
Chandler was already a friend of Ross during their time in university

>The one where Ross and Monica are taken to the gas chamber

>the one where Ross goes to Thailand

>>82595737
What would be your ideal male archetype? Just curious?

>the one when ross realizes that nine11 was an outside job.

>the one where Phoebe joins Islam

>the one when the friends debate the moon landing.

>>82595710

I dunno dude that seems like a dick move regardless, two wrongs don't make a right. You probably ought to have raised your concerns with him personally and helped him become a better person.

>the one when monica's father tried it on with Rachel.

>the one where Chandler defends Hitler

>the one when pheebs tries heroin

>>82595313

Fallacy. Ross was not the most physically powerful friend. That would probably be Joey.

>>82595207
>joey gets progressively more gaunt and sickly throughout the series

i didn't think this was very funny desu

>the one when "black people" are shoe-horned into the show in minor roles about season 4

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>>82595818
I don't have one.

There are a few common ones that appear in films and pop culture that fall somewhere on this scale sitcoms typically invert everything and create one or two dimensional joke characters that people later begin to mimic

>>82595158
>Hot chick walks out of wedding, gets over it in a couple of days and starts to casually hang out with a group of previously established friends, nobody questions it
Yes that's pretty much how people make friends. Also she never loved the tooth doctor.
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
Literally a plot line for about a season.
>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
Happened like twice when people started dating. People don't usually kill their dates.
>everyone is broke as fuck, but constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.
Literally explained. Chandler had a high-paying job, Joey got a high-paying job and the girls lived in a rent controlled apartment.

>>82595158
>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

You would prefer a good friend than some random who might have some fucked up secrets and abuse your sister. Be logic brah.

>the one when all "the friends" do recreational drugs episode.

>>82595818

Not him, and I probably wouldn't use his language or all of his points, but I kind of agree with him about the fact that there isn't a good example of a competent adult man on the show.

I'd add that there isn't a competent adult woman on the show either, it's like the It's Always Sunny ensemble but for some reason we're supposed to feel sympathetic towards them instead of thinking they're a bunch of immature, selfish morons.

A great male archetype that gets underused these days is Odysseus: devoted father and loyal husband, polite guest and gracious host, a brave leader and accomplished athlete but by no means ashamed to use cunning and deception to beat a more powerful opponent. He even puts on crocodile tears and spins fake sob stories to get out of certain situations.

The Coen's adaptation of him in O Brother was at least 50% of what made that movie so goddamn great.

> the one where Phoebe meets Eric Dubay

>>82595435
>Chandler and Joey mislabled

>>82595971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1J5ROrvCmI

>the one when chandler cuts his dick off MtF

friends 2019 coming soon.

>the one where DC vs Marvel

>the one where joey huffs paint thinner and redefines String Theory

>>82596003
stoned-guy is not "the friends"

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>>82595158
>mfw I thought the thumbnail was Ted from How I met your Mother and spent like a minute trying to make sense of your post in that context

I've been awake too long and my brain is fried

>the one where Rachel plays Rapelay

>>82595461
But Ross was only one year older bro. Also I think that they became closer thanks to Carol beeing a dike, maybe Ross found comfort hanging out with Monica, her sister that happens to live in front of his best friend.

> the one where Chandler gets fired from his job and plays World Of Warcraft for Six Months without leaving his apartment

> The one where Ross hires a hooker and gets caught in a police sting operation

> The one where Joey is placed on the sex offenders registry

>>82596097

>But Ross was only one year older bro.

Didn't actually know that, I never watched much of this show, but I can see that it would be more plausible for them to share a circle of friends. Typically siblings are three or four years apart, which really does make all the difference while you're growing up.

>the one where pheobe gets arrested for using ToR to buy LSD but it was really the gang playing a prank on her which makes it all the more bittersweet when she takes a suicide pill when the mock police interview is being conducted and she begins to vomit bile and froth at the mouth while the gang tries to pump her stomach and tell her it was just a joke and she lapses into unconsciousness and nobody rings for an ambulance because they're afraid of being arrested for impersonating an officer so they just try and keep her living but eventually she succumbs to the poison ingestion and dies there in the living room so they throw her over the rail at 3am and when someone comes up half an hour later to tell them she jumped they act all surprised and like they were asleep and then the morgue does a post mortem and discovers the poison and initiates an investigation but because of low resources and a confused intern the investigation stalls indefinetely and the friends get off but all fear the other will snitch on them so they all move away from each other and change their names and appearances

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>>82596196

>The one when Richard and Ross share a condom.

>the one when joey drunkenly fucks chandler dad

> The one where Chandler secretly attends a Ron Paul rally

>>82596003
Rachel and Pheobe a cute

>The One When Barney and Sheldon fight the Soup Nazi in TARDIS
Fuck off with your shit threads.

>the one where Phoebe wears Blackface

>the one where Ross is feeling lonely so he kidnaps a chimpanzee and 'fakes it till you make it' and just acts like he has a logical reason to have a chimpanzee and because he's such a fucking weird cunt everyone just accepts it so Ross goes further and just begins to straight up lie to peoples faces, establishing a relationship with Rachel where he tells her he loves her, although he absolutely hate her and jerks off to the idea of her never being born, the actual idea of her mother swallowing her as a load gets him off, he is that bothered by her, but he is so drunk on manipulating people that he pretends to be some love drunk retard because if they fell for the chimpanzee this is gonna be a breeze; he gains her attention, then her affection, he even gets her engaged to him; he impregnates her; cheats on her, basically fucks with her entire life; and all for his own little amusement. because nobody suspects the clown. nobody suspects the bunt of the joke. nobody suspects the douchebag jewish fag with a chimpanzee.

>>82596384
who the fuck is barney and Sheldon?

also why would you post in a "shit" thread if you think its shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBq7Lvzg3Zo

two guys were literally next-door neighbors to the three girls so not surprising that they become friends. plus one guy is best friend of brother of one girl.

also, several eps show that they have friends outside their circle and that they have friends that the others do not regularly meet except during one of their parties at monica's apartment.

at the start of the series, the three guys were financially stable while the three girls lived in a rent-controlled apartment.

>The one when chandler dies in nin3 11.

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>>82596437
>who the fuck is barney and Sheldon?
>when you try to be 'patrishoon' but come off as a 12 year old

>>82595183
I think he messed up.
I guess you don't have a sibling?

If you did you know what the other is thinking and so you roll your eyes at them and they know. You know.

>>82596437
>why would you post in a "shit" thread if you think its shit?

not the anon you're talking to, but to answer your question: to shitpost and to troll because people post itt and not in her thread.

>>82596520

I think OP is referring to rolling your eyes with a sigh, being exasperated and annoyed by your irritating sibling and their dumb friends. It's definitely the other side of the coin, every sibling can relate to an extent, although if he's not exaggerating when he says "everything they and their respective friends say", he can't have a very healthy relationship with his sibling.

>>82596446

lo-fi was a mistake

That or it's some sort of brilliant commentary on youtube streaming

>>82596437
not that guy anon. but "barney and Sheldon" are two tv characters from really top tier pleb shows that only top tier plebs would watch and talk about.

my big brother watches both and he is le top plebbit.

>>82595337
elaborate

>the one when ross is pissed he has to use a condom whenever he fucks Rachel.

> the one where Ross talks Rachel into doing anal for the first time and Rachel can't walk or shit properly for three days episode

>>82596744
Chandlers snarky one liner dumb replies are certainly reddit culture

I think his character popularised that thing, although it existed, Friends was a cultural phenom and blew it up

Pheeb certainly created a lot of arty hippy good for nothing sluts that otherwise would've just been some other trendy followers

>the one where chandler admits to monica he has an abortion fetish so he gets her pregnant then waits six weeks to cash in

>the one when Rachel has a baby and 10million real world plebs also try for a baby.

>the one when the friends make monica snort cocaine.

>>82595158
90s new york was still affordable

>>82596797
>the one where ross spanks rachel with a belt and she complains the whole week about how she can't bike into work but does it anyway even though it hurts

>the one when joey does a shit in monicas apartment and leaves the toilet unflushed.

>>82596446
DJ Seinfeld is also pretty dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6eu1Wb8CVE

>>82596890
jej

>>82596827

only a redditer can identify what reddit culture is.

hello, reddit.

>the one when ross jumps from the balcony

>>82595435
I'd suck "Joey"'s son desu.

>>82595158
>>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
Don't you remember that he was angry at fiirst?

>>82595498
>forced
yeah right

>>82595158
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
Not everyone is incestually obsessive over their sisters

>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
I've lived with at minimum 3 friends since freshman year if college and havent had any problems 5 years later.

>>82595435
>>82595417
what?

>>82595350
phoebe was a masseuse and could afford an apartment in NY
i bet she did some whoring on the side

>>82596398

Ok. Pretty cool.

>>82597161

her twin ursula used phoebe's name when doing porn videos so phoebe went to company and updated her address so the checks now go to her.

she also worked full-time at a spa chain in addition to busking and other part-time work.

>>82597234
>Porn actress getting royalties
Now that's the real unrealistic part.

>>82596633

Post a tune you like. I agree about lo fi btw I'm just interested as there's hardly anyone on 4chan who likes decent house etc apart from in /bleep/

>the one where phoebe carries kitty forman's triplets

>>82597254

was it royalties or for ongoing/new work? i remember phoebe going to ursula's apartment and ursula was in the middle of filming a porn video.

>>82597161

phoebe has admitted to mugging people in the past (they realized that she mugged ross when they were kids) so maybe when she needs money so does some mugging?

>the one when Rachel doesn't wear a bra

>>82597351
Then I don't see how that was income for her more than one film considering Ursula would be like "where's the fuck my money?"

>all friends live in new york
>group of friends doesn't include a muslim, a black, a transwoman and a gay obese friend
sexist, racist, islamophobic and fatphobic much?

>the one where Hootie and the Blowfish run a train on Monica and she gets chlamydia but is too ashamed to go to the doctor

>>82597511
>the one where joey as a traditional italian catholic goes fag bashing with his friends every other weekend

>>82597511
>chandler
>not gay and obese

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>the one when pheebs does happy endings for half price.

>>82597511
>>82597584
This would be true today though. Have any of you ever been to Manhattan? Have you seen just how gay it is?

>the one where Monica's OCD spirals out of control and she can't leave the house for weeks because she can't stop scrubbing the kitchen floor, and one night Chandler awakens to discover Monica performing an enema on him, because the idea that he was feces inside him is intolerable to Monica, so he has her committed and quietly divorces her

>>82597511

you obviously did not watch the show

monica was morbidly obese
ross' ex-wife is lesbian
ross' divorce lawyer is black
doctor drake is trans
phoebe's roomate denise is muslim

>the one when chandler stirs joey's porridge

>the one where Ross jerks off and cums inside the skull of a perfectly preserved ichthyosaurus skull and smiles knowing that long after he's dead, some small remnants of his congealed spunk will be preserved under glass, and the hordes of schoolchildren who pass through the museum every day will never know

the one when monica leaves chandler for a black guy.

>>82595313
Solid, nice.

>>82595207
>it's a Joey was molested as a child episode

Pretty realistic, it was welcoming millennial culture where no one has real friends and its totally welcomed to bitch about not having any money because of rich people while somehow always having the newest smart phone, drinking expensive luxury beverages and having the money for tattoos.

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>>82599100
i don't have tattoos, my phone is a decade old, i drink the cheapest beer and i don't have friends

>the one when central perk becomes a large corporate chain coffee shop.

Guys can we please not let this thread die. I have never laughed so much in fucking years these " the one where " memes are priceless.

>the one where Ross walks in on Monica pegging Chandler.

>the one where joey has pinworms

>the one when ross fingers monica in the dark room

>>82595971
Ross smoked some maryjane and blamed it on channy.

based ross

Official friends handsomeness list

First haircut joey
Long hair thin chandler
Other haircuts joey
Buzzcut thin chandler
Ross in the later seasons
Ross in the early seasons
Fat chandler

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>the one when ross rapes

>>82599507
>the one when ross gets raped

>>82599467
Ross was ridiculously good looking with long hair.

>the one when ross tries to get his foreskin stitched back on for increased sensitivity.

>the one when pheebs sleeps with her brother

>the one where Chandler is mistakenly conscripted into the Armáda České republiky

>the one when Rachel sucks off ralph lauren to get a promotion.

>>82595158
>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say
Me and my brother have lots of common friends.
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
I'd be happy if my best friend married my sister. At least then I'd know she married a nice, funny guy that can provide for herand will treat her well.
>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other
I've lived with lots of friends. Never tried to kill a single one of them. Ruined my relationship with a female friend though, found out living with women might not be the best idea. But it wasn't all bad.

Friends is garbage though.

>the one where Chandler gets a mouse stuck up his ass

>>82595237
Aren't they the bit more friendlier and not so rich Long Island type of jew?

>>82595313
Shut up, Lrrr.

>>82599688
>"could I BE any more cheesed off?"

>>82599683
>the one where anon sniffs his roommates worn underwear and gets caught.

>the one when chandler shit posts on the internet for 2 weeks without showering.

>the one when phoebe shoots up a mall for selling mink.

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>>82595230
>women

lmao

>>82599839
>Tfw did this for two years in college
>Never got caught
>Found a shit stain in them once and was sufficiently turned off from doing it again

Felt good until then man

>>82595183
I would be pretty unusual for a brother and sister to have the same group of friends unless they lived in a really small town or everyone was related or maybe they were same aged twins.

It doesn't .... work like that.

>>82595471
This had to be deeply psychological on your part.

>the one where Gunther kills Rachel's mailman with a poison-tipped blowdart

>>82600078
>the one where Gunther kills and skins Ross, then wears Ross' skin to try and sleep with Rachel

pretty dark desu, the laugh track made it worse

>The one when chandler is identified as the falling man


pretty dark desu, the laugh track made it worse.

>the one when ross's paranoid jealousy becomes to much and he beats marc unconscious.

>the one where Rachel goes to Dubai and gets pooped on by wealthy oil men for insane amounts of cash

>>82600344
>for insane amounts of cash
kek someone has never went to dubai to get pooped on

>>82599100
my friends started smoking crack so i had to drop them but i also had to drop our mutual friends so i wouldnt run into them

now i have 2 friends instead of like 20

its bittersweet but well advised i think. crackheads are nothing to fuck with. if you have to lose mutual friends who are too stupid to drop the crackheads, so be it.

>the one when joey cant afford his child support and turns to booze to block out the pain.

>the one where Joey enlists after 9/11 but Ross talks him out of it by giving him a blowjob and Chandler calls him a jew puppet wop kike loving faggot

>the one when joey and chandler do an insurance job and get a new tv

>the one where the chimpanzee spreads the ebola virus in downtown New York but it's all a planned false flag by IDF who are using Monica as an agent as her and ross lived in israel for a few years for aliyah and were conscripted

>the one where joey only has 11 dollars in his pocket and tries to sweet talk a hooker for a cheap blow job.

>the one when joey chandler and ross decide to triple team the hooker monica bought for them.

>The one where Joey gets his first acting job and buys a hot meal

>Ross : Reddit
>Joey : Facebook/Instagram
>Chandler : 4chan

>the one when robin willams guest stars and does coke with gunther

>the one when monica and Rachel did ass 2 ass

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What happened to Russ?

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>>82600779
>Its a 'The girls decide to make porn' episode

>>82600734


Ross is 4chan, anonymously venting in ways he never could in his professional and or social life.

Chandler is reddit. Snarky stupid comments and just generally an idiot.

Joey is facebook/instagram. Normie as fuck.

>>82595207
>Its a Joey gets hooked on crack and starts doing gay porn for crack money episode

Didnt Pheobe exist in the Mad About You universe?

And Mad About You existed in the Seinfeld universe?

So there's a good chance Kramer sold weed to or bought it from Pheebs.

>>82600395
Arabs don't pay a lot of money to poop on white girls?

>everyone is broke as fuck

Chandler, Ross and Monica were wealthy since episode 1
Phoebe, Joey and Rachel was broke but at some point both Joey and Rachel works get on and the only one "broke" was phoebe but she was ok with it all the way.

>the one when ross gets hooked on those tranquillizers.

>the one when Janice deep throats ross

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>>82599947
I hate time. Courteney had a 10/10 face.

>the one where NASA pays Chandler a visit for having the goy to ask why the US hasnt gone back to the moon, either privately or publicly funded, and why no other country has either; and Chandler draws a link between America leaving the gold standard a year after the moon landing and how the US government needed the world to believe in American Imperialism to continue using and purchasing USD because it was no longer pegged to gold, and that a faked moon landing would be the best way to represent American Imperialism and protect/strengthen the USD

>>82601150
>time

that and plastic surgery

>>82595158
>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him
my friend is fucking my sister and I don't see anything wrong.
I don't want to kill that bastard, why is that bad?

>>82601150
fun fact ---- Monica and ross's mum was also in he-man.

>>82601213
cuck

>>82597486
the one where rachel wears a bra but her nipples poke through anyway like goddamn bullets

>>82601241
why?
She's my sister, I don't fuck her!

>>82600043
>I would be pretty unusual for a brother and sister to have the same group of friends unless they lived in a really small town or everyone was related or maybe they were same aged twins.
t. American
The only real thing that would stop this from happening is age difference.
Me and my sister are only 2 years apart and complications in teenagehood aside, we're in the same circle of friends.

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>>82601150
She did. But don't blame time, anon. Time had nothing to do with it.

>show set in New York
>more than 40% of the characters are white

>>82601276
are you putting the blame on the arquette clan?

>the one where ross sets up a laser range finding experiment on the roof of the apartment building to shoot a laser at the retro reflectors left on the moon.

>>82601241
How can he be a cuck? Do you fuck your sister, anon? You should probably stop doing that.

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>>82601276
>>82601311
I blame Bill Lawrence's wife.

>>82601318
aint nothin wrong wit fuckin yer sister anon hyuck

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>>82601260
>>82601318
>not wanting to fuck your sister

>>82595975
I don't have anything to add but this post is great and I just wanted to say that.

Also you've convinced me to watch O Brother now which I've been meaning to do for a while

>>82601311
I'm putting the blame on her overly neurotic, self-obsessed mind, who forced her to frequently visit a quack doctor who again and again commited serious crimes against humanity on her once divine face.

>>82601369
Well I mean if she was Courteney Cox, sure.

>>82595158
>>everyone is broke as fuck,
false, only half of them were broke as fuck and that was only at first.

>the one where Ross gets those weird feelings for his sister again

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Did Ross really do anything wrong here?

>>82601413
you have a point

>>82601367
Yeah she fucking mangled herself. Ahe sort of looks like Maureen Ponderosa. You might have a point, if I remember correct, Cox was still pretty before she guest starred on Scrubs.

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>>82596003
>tartlets

>>82601493
yes. You always let them make the first move.

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>>82601504
Forgot pic.

>>82601493
yeah what he did wrong was not removing the bowl so she would unwittingly grab his erect penis

>>82601150
looks like jared leto tbqh

>>82600860
I have that fucking table!

>>82601493
Yeah, he didn't cut a hole in the bottom of the bowl.

>>82601447

"There's nothing on TV," Joey said as he tossed the remote control onto the table. "I'm so bored." The six friends sat in Rachel and Monica's apartment that evening.

"Yeah, I know," Ross complained, "Even the Discovery Channel sucks tonight."

Rachel was snuggling with him on the couch. She smiled at her geeky boyfriend as she rubbed his chest.

"Ohh, not just tonight, sweetie," she teased. This got smirks from the others. "But Joey has a point," she added, "I don't get many evenings off from the coffee shop, and I'm wasting this one watching TV? Come on. We need to all do something."

"Oh! Oh! I know!" Phoebe exclaimed, "We should all have sex." Various objections echoed from around the room. "Well, why not? Why not? You four did it after that New Year's party... and, and Ross and I weren't even invited."

>>82601547
Jared Leto is a very pretty man, anon.

>>82601582
Monica, sitting on the arm of the chair beside Chandler, explained, "Phoebe, that was different. We were all a little drunk at the time..."

Joey looked down at his knees. Their little "after-party" had been his idea, and he wasn't at all drunk. He just saw his chance to have sex with Monica and Rachel.

She went on, "and besides, you and Ross left the party before it ended, so it's not like we didn't invite you. You lost out because you just didn't stay." Monica was pleased with herself in making that point.

"Yeah, I don't think I could get into the whole 'group sex' thing," Ross offered.

"Oh, you two are such prudes," Phoebe said. "Meet the Gellers... New York's Two Biggest Tight-asses."

The others laughed as Monica and Ross voiced their objections.

"What? I am NOT a tight-ass," Monica said. Everyone just stared at her. "Well, not about sex," she clarified.

>>82601547
>Jared Leto
>Not a 10/10

>>82601610

"And, and I can be pretty wild in bed, too," Ross asserted, "Go ahead, tell 'em, Rach."

"Well, yeah, with me, you are, but with someone else... I'm not so sure."

"No, I could be... I... just... don't think I want to be." His words trailed off.

Chandler jumped in, choosing his words carefully. "Just for the sake of argument... if we did do this... what all would be... involved."

Phoebe answered. "Well... masturbation... hand jobs... vaginal..."

The friends looked at each other in disbelief as Phoebe rattled off sex acts like she was reading the salad dressing list on a menu.

"...cum shots, facials, oral, anal, spanking, whips, chains... ya know, regular stuff. Whatever you want."

>>82601652
Suddenly there was a weird knock at the door.

"Who could that be?" Joey remarked.

"Maybe it's the pizza delivery man here to kick this thing off" Chandler replied sarcastically exciting a stifled chuckle from Ross.

Monica went over and opened the door. On the other side, Gunther stood.

"Gunther! What are you doing here?" Monica could barely contain her surprise, "hey look guys! It's Gun-"

Monica couldn't complete her sentence as she was rudely interrupted by the piercing of her lower back by Gunther's 6" knife.

As blood started seeping out of Moinca's mouth, she turned to look at him one last time before Gunther slashed her throat.

"So does this mean there's no pizza?" asked Joey.

>>82601796
fucking hell I didn't see that coming

>>82601610
>>82601652
>>82601796
lolerino

>>82600043
My younger siblings have the same group of friends, although their age gaps is pretty small (younger brother and sister are 18 months apart). I don't bother with any of them myself since they're all teenagers/stoners and I'm near 30, but I never found it odd when they hung out with the same people.
We live in NY.

>>82595158
>how unrealistic was this show
Could you BE anymore autistic?

It isn't supposed to be realistic. You are literally Ross.

>>82595417
But Lisa Kudrow only has a son..

>the episode where chandler and ross litererally watched their future wives fuck half of the male population in NYC
>see guys hit and leave monica/rachel almost weekly
>they still decide to marry these used up whores

they could clearly bag other beautiful women, so why did they go the cuck route?

>It's a Ross and Rachel were on a break episode
Joey should of married Rachel. Fuck Ross fags.

>>82595847
I want a Friends-style sitcom where Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and Eddie Bravo are 20-somethings trying to make it in the big city.

>Ross almost kills Phoebe for not believing in evolution
>still does everything he can to force his religion on his half-goyim son

yah, ok

>>82601582
>>82601610
>>82601652
>>82601796

Fund it

>>82595158
>Tfw my sister and I share the same group of friends
Comes with being 14 months apart in age I guess.

>>82603363
Do you fuck?

>>82595158

Setting aside for a moment that it's a pleb tier laughtrack comedy:

>Brother and sister have the same group of friends and don't constantly rolling their eyes at everything they and their respective friends say

Makes no sense

>Hot chick walks out of wedding, gets over it in a couple of days and starts to casually hang out with a group of previously established friends, nobody questions it

Rachel was always characterised as fickle

>Older brothers childhood friend starts living across the hall of his younger sister, eventually marries her and the guy is just ok with it instead of murdering him

There is literally nothing wrong with marrying you're friend's sister

>all of the friends constantly switch apartments and start living with each other, but don't try and kill each other

Maybe because they like each other's company

>everyone is broke as fuck

Probably because:

> constantly throw parties, drink in a coffeeshop and live in a huge apartment in the middle of NY.

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>>82600860
>What am I doing here?

>>82600860
That's a lot of effort for a porn shoot

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>>82601796
oh shiit

>>82603390
No but you'd be surprised how few siblings actually love each other and only feel a familial obligation to them. Having a sibling as your best friend is p great, senpai.

>>82603538
>shoulda went to law school

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>>82601796

>>82603586
>>82600395
The past participle of go is gone you retarded fucking niggers.
HAS NEVER GONE
SHOULD HAVE GONE

>>82601057
>chef
>wealthy

chefs get paid like garbage

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>>82603700
could you BE anymore pedantic

>>82604198
She was a celebrity chef equivalent for the time. People went to Javu just to eat her food

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>>82604271
Take your weak ass facebook memes outta here

>>82604299
Celebrity chefs don't get paid much more. She didn't own the restaurant.

At best she was probably clearing 60-75k

>>82604198
not only that but she would likely be working shit hours all the time and not be spending 99% of her time hanging out, drinking coffee and seeking strange dick. her life would not coincide with her 9-5 friends.

and a 25 year old female executive chef in NYC is a much bigger deal than any of them made it out to be, especially considering she's not a fat pig like most women in the culinary industry

>>82604421
>and not be spending 99% of her time hanging out, drinking coffee and seeking strange dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2fcxPYbzQ#t=38s

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>>82604421
It was implied that she slept her way to the top

>>82604486
She just used her family (((connections)))

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>>82595737
>There isn't a single Alpha male character in this TV show

Wrong, son.

>>82600789
he ended up with julie ross' ex right?

>>82595737
>MTV executive's

what

>>82604453
that's funny. i also liked when they poked fun at chandlers vague nondescript office job when everyone realized they didn't know what he did for a living

>>82600789
>it was David Schwimmer in a wig

wow, it's amazing how much he looks like himself

>>82604519
ja

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>>82604549
TRANSPONSTER!

>>82595158
You know, it's a tv show, not real life lol

>>82600871
>>82600734
Facebook/instagram is too much personal shit and too much artistry with photo-filters and shit. Joey can't aspire to that, he's straight up tinder/snapchat.

>be Phoebe

>have a twin sister, biological mother, biological father, half-brother, sister-in-law, three nieces and nephews that you gave birth to, and an ex-husband

>only invite your step-dad who's serving life to your wedding

Phoebe's a shit relative and a shit friend

>>82604728
I think its clear that Phoebe was the worst friend.

They could have left her out of the show and it would have been just as good

>>82604728
>forgetting how she abandoned David

Fuck her and fuck Mike.

>>82604770
she was also the biggest slut. out of the three women on the show, no one had men come and go in their life on a weekly basis as much as phoebe

>twin sister
was a shitty person and used her name for porn
>biological mother
died decades ago
>biological father
abandonded her when she was a child
>half-brother
ok
>sister-in-law
ok
>three nieces and nephews that you gave birth to
ok
>ex-husband
they weren't really in love and he was more like a friend. Was also a touring artist so we don't' know what his schedule was like

The only legitimate one is the half brother and sister in law

>>82604841
>>biological mother
>died decades ago

No, her biological mother was the woman who lived in the beach house. Still alive unless she died off-screen

>>biological father
>abandonded her when she was a child

And was found again at her gran's funeral. He used to sing her nursery rhymes to the tune ofsmelly cat

>>82604904
>He used to sing her nursery rhymes to the tune ofsmelly cat
well that totally makes up for the fact that he abandoned her as a child

>>82604927
They made up after the funeral anon.

>>82604943
Just because they made up doesn't mean he gets to be invited to her wedding. They can still be amicable and her not really wanting him there.

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what do?

>>82604983
But Stabby the Stepdad gets an invite?

>>82605016
Ask when she's getting a boobjob like Monica

>>82605016
Is it true Kudrow's IQ is higher than both Einsteins and Hawkings?

>>82605089
Kudrow? No

Phoebe? Possibly

>>82605019
look. I'm just saying that she can not want to have invited him.

And really we don't know who all they invited because the blizzard fucked everything up. It could be that they were all invited but couldn't make it.

Ross is such a beta bitch-boy. what kind of a man has a hot sister and doesn't fuck her? pathetic

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>>82605089
She aged the most gracefully out of everyone so maybe

>>82605019
Yes, cause he was actually there for her childhood at least before going to jail and it seemed like they were close

>On the twins birthdays he would sell his blood to buy them food, and one time in her youth, he pulled her around on an empty box and helped her pretend it was a bike

>>82604283
Yes

>>82604728
>ignoring the way she originally didn't invite the guys to her wedding and made them fight over who got to be the page boy
Phoebe was a piece of shit

>>82595237
fuck off you racist buffoon.

>>82601273
>t. American
what a weird presumption

>the one where Joey takes up method acting for his bit part in a WW2 film and Monica refuses to talk to him
>the one where Phoebe gets high and Joey tries to low key rape her

>>82600880
w-where can I watch this one?

>>82605159
Schwimmer and LeBlanc have both aged well. Aniston somewhat has.

>Monica talks about her erection episode

>>82606600
>Monica has to fix Joey's mutilated penis episode

Genuinely confused the shit out of me. My English wasn't anywhere near as good back then and I knew Jews cut their dicks but had no clue about non-jews also doing it in the US. So I thought the problem was that he WASN'T cut and his role needed him to be, but then it made no sense for them to try and fix it with meat products, unless they were sculpting it to look like an exposed glans.

>>82606831
As a kid that was the first time I heard about circumcision (I'm European)

I thought Joey had his dick chopped off

>>82595297

And Ross did try to murder Chandler when he found out.

>the one where rachel becomes a model and the finds creepy cum tributes of her online and it turns out to be chandler.

>>82606831
In usa a lot of non-jew parents decide to circumcide their son

>>82607088
Ross is bipolar and was medicated when he found out

>>82604198
>>82604421
Dude, you forget Monica and Ross were Jew? They were wealthy no matter what.

>>82607325
Dunno what their dad did, but it was obviously enough to keep up with Rachel's heart surgeon, boat-owning dad

>>82607325
Yeah didn't their dad give Ross a porsche

>>82607368
No.

No he did not anon.

He gave it to Monica, despite him being a MEDICAL MARVEL!!

>>82607325
>>82607355

Remember when Monica just gets her dad's Porsche as a spur-of-the-moment gift because her childhood stuff got destroyed in a flood?

Rich as fuck.

>tfw they all pretty much skip work everyday but still get paid.

Is life in NY like this?

>>82607355
>Rachel's heart surgeon, boat-owning dad

Man i loved rachel's dad, his pure hatred for Ross was so real!

>>82607458
In the 90's it sure was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4lDU-QLUY

>>82607453
You can afford a decade+ old non-collector's Porsche even on average salary.

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>>82601150
my lost love...

>>82607388
TOP KEK

Also if i remember well, monica's apartment was of their property didn't remember if monica of their parents but i clearly remember it was a inherited from their grandma.

The reason why Rachel was broke in the first seasons was because she didnt get the support of her dad, instead monica and ross both had "a job" and they never needed a hand from the family.

>>82607549
Don't know anything about cars but I just assumed it was some collectors one that he'd taken care of, honestly. Especially with Ross' reaction. But even then, he just gave it away like nothing.

>>82595975
Great post.

>>82603249
Kek.

You just know they have some crazy stories to tell.

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>>82608516
wow surprisingly good body