>Dreadful.... aye aye aye

>oil is bad now

baka

>>82594882
the pasta was sitting in water. not good

>>82594867
I want to beat the fuck out of this guy

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*post-production squelching sounds added*

>>82595099
*reverse cymbal sound plays over 9000 times*

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>>82594867

>>82595141
that's a good 'za

What are you doing to mee. You think I want this!?

>>82594882 come here. COME HERE!
>>82595073
>>82595090
>>82595099
>>82595137
>>82595141
>>82595176
Come here as well. COME ON LADIES MOVE ON! Touch this, touch it you wankers! Feel that? IT'S FUCKING COLD. IT'S RRRRAAAWWWWWWW. RAW. RAW. RAW. RAW. RAAAAWWWWWW!!

ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF!

>>82595141

>orders sausage pizza
>complains about grease

it's a fatty meat. also grease in cheese. fucking swine can't tell a good pizza sitting in front of him. cute server tho.

>>82595141

>thats our thin crust

JUST

>"That's a nice dish, but how about the universe it's in."
>"T-the what?"
>"THE UNIVERSE YOU FUCKING DONKEY, IS IT FRESH, HOW OLD IS IT?"
>"It's roughly 4.5 billion years old"
>"Un-fucking-believable. I ATE FROM THERE"

>>82595141
>gordon picks apart the food with his utensils like a literal retard autismo

what am i watching

You can make anyone's food look bad or sloppy if you start fucking poking at it and yanking it apart like that

>>82595374
>>82595398
He never complains about how it looks. He knows that presentation has its place and a street pizza parlor doesn't need it. He rips it open to see how they made it and it's fucking awful. Topping just slides off because of the overuse of grease and the fucking "thin crust" is so thick he even said it's a baguette. Also he opens it up more and the dough is still raw on the inside, suggesting the owner cooks it like shit.

>>82595362
nice

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>>82595362
haha lol

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>>82595362

>orders glass of ice water
>excuse me, has this ice been frozen?
>what?
>the ice, has it been frozen?
>...yes?
>wow

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>>82595547

>These eggs, did you lay them yourself?
>That's impossible chef
>Fuck me

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>mfw the ice cubes are frozen

>and this lettuce, you grilled it yourself?
>errr...no chef its served raw
>incomprehensible!

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>>82596273
>tfw you try to cook your ice cubes and you burn them

>>82596365
>lettuce
>served raw
do you even gordon??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI

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>Raj, did you poo in the loo?
>chef, the toilet witch, I-
>unbelievable

>Kitchen Nightmares UK: Documentary
>Kitchen Nightmares USA: Reality TV

Stop watching USA garbage and enjoy the original series.

>>82596505
Kek. Got me.

>>82595141
>Uneven ass crust
>Entire pizza falls off as soon as you grab it

That's shit pizza! Cici's cheap tier

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DRUGS

NICE AND OVERDOSED

>>82595374
That is how you are supposed to eat Italian food. The autistic one is you here.

>>82596758
>this heroin, is it uncut?
>"y-yes chef"
>you're going to get someone killed! unbelievable.

>>82596758

whose this fucko?

>>82594867
>I tell you what, i wouldn't be surprised if the next customer coming in yells "Allawhoo HACKbar" if you know what i mean?

>>82595090
>Wow wow wow. You're a big guy huh?

>you make the bread fresh?
>yes chef
>and you grow wheat to make the flour?
>w-well we buy the flour chef
>unbelievable

>>82597484
For you

>>82597503
>b-but it's fresh from the counter where we buy the flour, chef (insert smart ass grin)
>insert "i'm gonna kill you" face by Gordon

>>82597271
Some wop on hells kitchen who OD'd on heroin

>>82595141
Fucking nauseating. I've had less greasy fast food pizza than that. I hope that place shut down.

*shuts you down*

>>82596645
>this is your average US nature documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbqwVGmsoe0

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>>82598403
>those sound effects
jesus christ

SHOW
NICE AND SCRIPTED

>>82596645
The original was kino. I still laugh at lazy lemon.

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Post Gordonkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk

>>82595141
NJ here

What the fuck does Colorado know about pizza?
As shown in the video, clearly nothing. Entirely shit product and has no idea how to work an oven. He should be ashamed, but if I were in the middle of nowhere I wouldn't know any better either

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Stop using screeching sound effects in your documentaries.

>>82598403
>They gave the fucking insect a sound effect for simply moving.
I can't.