Times /tv/ memed you into watching shitty films. I'll start.

>>82591498
i agree,very budget movie with not so amazing script.
But hey you know that kids also have the right to shitpost,just make a mental note before taking recommendation for a film.

>>82591498
Brazil

>>82591498
>>82591782
To keep up with the country in the title theme: Midnight in Paris

>>82591498
This movie was straight reddit dogshit:

>muh wisecracking moralfag hitmen with a heart of gold

that's a pretty good movie.

>>82591498
Agree. Was looking for more comedy/heist style movies like Lock Stock and someone mentioned In Bruges. There was maybe 1 funny scene in the entire movie.

>>82591782
You didnt at least find it engaging?
It was pretty good adventure movie if you ask me.

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>>82591498

>>82591962
Thanks rick and morty you can meme yourself now out of existence *burp*

Oh I get it, it's a troll thread.

Anything by your favorite director is shit,

/tv/ general, also something about Trump

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>>82591989

>>82591996
Shut the fuck up redditfag

>>82591782
It's not a meme moron, it's a great movie.

>>82591996
lmao triggered as fuck

>>82592012
Sure showed me,science bitches

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I totally agree guys hehe, basically everything is shit :P

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>>82591498
Thank you for your post. At least one poster who doesnt like this shit.
My pick: The guest. I will never forgive /tv/

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>>82591996
>What’s supposed to be exciting about In Bruges, Irish playwright Martin McDonagh’s feature film debut, is the very thing that makes it dismal. In Bruges is yet another honor-among-thieves tale about modern-day underworld assassins. After Ken (Brendon Gleeson) and Ray (Colin Farrell) botch an assignment, they escape to Bruges, Belgium, where they rethink their lives. But instead of examining genuine, contemporary ruthlessness, McDonagh takes the “honor” cliché seriously. Beefy Ken resigns from the trade and tells Harry (Ralph Fiennes), his treacherous gun-toting boss, “I accept everything you’re going to do to me. I’m not fighting. I love you for your integrity.” That’s either sentimental hogwash or ironic hogwash.

This shit was so boring I almost fell asleep at several points. I like a nice slow moving kino with good dialogue but I couldn't get into the characters at all. Also

>a bunch of rowdy drunks shooting their guns at the ceiling inside a crowded bar

Might as well have had Yosemite Sam appear on screen and angrily throw his hat on the ground at some point.

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>>82592137
Forgot pic

>>82592137

I know you're just trolling so I'm not triggered at all.

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>>82592164
>different opinion
>trolling

>>82592055
>The guest
I went in expecting shit and ended up with Drive:Military experiment edition. I dont have single regret.
And you should watch less RLM their opinion will be valid when they make a watchable movie.

>>82592186
actually for me it was the other way round. Tv praised it and i had very high expectations which were raped quite violently

>>82592219
Well the start of the movie is rough as hell,but the main actors were solid enough to get past it so I stick with it and ended great for me.
I dont really discuss movies before I watch them so I dont know why the disappointment since its a really solid release.

>>82592179
RIP HARAMBE

This board is real shit.

>>82592254
the OST was very good, but the plot .. Jesus

>>82592186
Yeah, The Guest is great.

>shit taste: the thread

what did he mean by this

>>82591498
that movie is alright, but it's like most fedoracore movie ever and it's always funny when people get defensive about it

>>82592328
>butthurt: the post
I know what you meant by this

>>82592328
>Guys I like capes and marvel and DC
>there rest is shit

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>>82592348

aye fuck you this movie was pretty good.

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I'll get shit for this, but Wings of Desire for me. I've watched it a few days ago and I can't enjoy the visuals, read the subtitles and think at the same time. It's too much shit to process for me all at once. Besides I'm not really fond of those movies with philosophical and existential questions. I'm a brainlet, it's 2deep4me

/tv/ tricked me to watch better call saul and 13 reasons why, now my eyes cant stop bleeding

The Warrior? The movie where Tom Hardy plays an MMA fighter. That shit was terrible and people on this board got so pissed when someone told the truth about how shitty it was. It was just like the In Bruges shilling. Fuck both of those movies and fuck this board for being pleb as fuck.

>>82592448
>better call saul
Oh come on. We all tricked ourselves into watching this. Its no tv's fault

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>>82592486
the warrior is normie pleb garbage, like most sports movies anyway

>>82592447
Only americans have problem with subtitles.
Watch more foreign movies there is no other solution to get used to subs.

>>82592486
I get that with Pain and Gain.
The movie is utter garbage and yet there are few teens spamming it day and night.

>>82592516

I always use subtitles because I fucking hate when all the sudden the volume goes up 1000% during a gun fight or a chase scene, so I just keep it low enough till the point I can't hear what anyone is saying.

>>82591498
No disrespect OP, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt. And, the only thing that's gonna change is that you're gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

>>82592516
Most of the time I don't rely as much on the subs but it's just that it's both a foreign (non-english) and "makes you think" movie so it's kind of hard to keep up sometimes, I'm french btw

>>82592553
>all the sudden

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>>82592553
>sudden the volume goes up 1000% during a gun fight
Also there is auto volume option on your TV.

>>82592601

I don't have that option in my audio program

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>>82592647
Possible to be called something else but I assure you its there.
If not open the menu on your tv and turn ON auto volume.

>>82591498

A good rule of thumb is if you ever hear a scottich accent turn off immediatley

>>82592538
>very low quality

>>82592747
You do know that both lead roles are Irish right

>>82591498
Correct. So many faux-kinos are peddled in these here parts...

Stagecoach - "a man could live there [with a pregnant prostitute]".
Network
Chinatown
Double Indemnity
The Apartment
Old Boy
Big Trouble In Little China
Vertigo
Gone Girl
Arrival

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>>82592866
>mixing up shit with valueable things

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>You have to watch this. It's a timeless classic and a perfect masterpiece!

Literally four hours of walking through the desert which easily could have been trimmed down to two hours.

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>All these In Bruges haters
I come back to /tv/ after a few months and everyone went Full Homo.

>>82592952
I have it downloaded and yet to watch it but my father didn't like it at all.

>>82592952
The trick is not minding that it takes two bottles of wine to watch.

>>82592019
salt

>>82592952
it has great visuals and the score is nice, pretty much it