Is she the only reason to watch Fargo S3?

Yeah it's pretty lame

>>82586929
It really gets worse each season doesn't it? Season one was riveting, but season two was already a trainwreck with the dumb UFO bullshit. If I wanted to watch sci-fi I'd watch something else.

>>82586909
>>82586929
Don't you guys think that they're going to get caught? I mean, there must be evidence of the "accident" not being such.

>>82587170
Fargo is a perfect example of directors having too much control and shoehorning complete bullshit into their shows, like Bible references that add nothing to the narrative being there two seasons in a row

>>82586909
She's the only reason to watch any season of it.

>>82587846
She's only in S3

>>82587595

It's Fargo. The criminals always get caught.

>>82587595
Was getting caught part of their plan?

>>82587795
You know what my biggest problem with Fargo is? It seems like they don't make up their minds. It's so disjointed you're watching a completely different show every season.
>>82587890
Not the kangz
>>82587903
OF COURSH

I considered not watching it because she was in it.

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>>82587946
kys nigger

>>82586909

its enough of a reason for sure.

>>82588023
I'm amazed by her screen presence, she can lift a forgettable joint into film status.

>>82588069
she looks actually human. most of the hot hollywood girls look like lizard people or they look mind controlled.

>>82586909
What's peoples obsession with MEW? She isn't insanely pretty and she isn't insanely talented either.

Why watch something just because this one specific conventionally attractive 7.5/10 is in it?

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>>82588133
She's extremely beautiful but in a "common person" way. Like, not "girl next door" beauty nor typical top model beauty, but a healthy intermediate. She looks very natural and gorgeous at the same time.
>>82588203
She is insanely pretty though. And she's CUUUUTE.

>>82588203
>>82588249
Also to me is a 10. Don't ask me why (it's not like I can explain it) but I find her a lot more attractive than most women considered 10s by most people.

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>>82588069
Not the only thing that she can lift by her mere presence If you know what I mean.

Episode three was throwaway bullshit

no more sci-fi alien shit goddamnit

wtf is up with the shitty animated scenes

>>82588203
brunettes>blondes

>>82588313
ayyyyy
>>82588346
agreed... unless it's an ash blonde, then she can be equal to the brunette
>>82588342
>wtf is up with the shitty animated scenes
IDK but I hate it as much as I hated the ayylien bullshit

>>82587871
Exactly my point.

>>82588342
>2017
>not liking the misky scenes
you can't help

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>>82588069
>>82588023
I'm just started this, which she stars in. I'll report back as to whether or not it's a kino in an hour and a half. Does anyone know what I'm in for?

>>82588393
it's worse, the scenes always go on for too long and they don't seem to be for anything.

there is major age discrepancy as well, the sci-fi author is like 90 in 2010 and 25 in the 70's whereas the coke whore is like 65-70 in 2010 and 30 in 1975

>>82586909
I WANT TO BE NEAR HER FOR WHEN SHE SPITS THAT GUM OUT SO I CAN RUN AND PICK IT UP TO PRESERVE HER DNA AND CLONE HER

>>82588444
oh yeah I watched that like two years ago, I liked it but it isn't exactly surprising.

>>82588427
But anon, S3 has been trash so far. S1 was superb.
>>82588440
they're bullshit
>>82588444
Nice trips anon, looking forward to what you have to say.
>>82588491
>there is major age discrepancy as well, the sci-fi author is like 90 in 2010 and 25 in the 70's whereas the coke whore is like 65-70 in 2010 and 30 in 1975
My autism isn't enough to notice that, my bad.

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Disgusting fucking plebs. The most lovable waifu is on the show and you guys don't even know it.

>>82588507
I like how you think anon.
>ywn have an army of MEW clones to sexually assault you
why live

>>82588577
I like her but... MEW is MEW
>>82588491
There's other stuff off too. Like, why was the robot prop in the room? Why were the shoes there? Was the logo in the WC already worn out in the same amount decades before?
Whole thing is bullshit.

>>82588577
If I wanted to have sex with someone who looks like a young man I would just have sex with a young man desu senpai.

>>82588702
norah durst btfo
>>82588657
yeah I feel like it's gonna be some sort of dream or something. I watched it on demand and the scene where the woman goes to see Zimmerman consisted of her entering the room and seeing him and then there being a commercial break. Was that really all to the scene or is the on demand playback fucked up? It was cut atrociously if that's how it was supposed to be

>>82588577
Minnesotan accents are annoying

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>>82588444
Back. I enjoyed it. Solid 8/10 and a borderline kino. As of yesterday, I had only seen MEW in Scott Pilgrim, Deathproof and Live Free or Die Hard so I had assumed that she was just a pretty girlfriend type to play off the male lead. After seeing this and marathoning the first three episodes of Fargo S3 I now see that she's actually a pretty talented actress with an impressive screen presence. Also,
>All of those shots of her in mini shorts and that one brief ass shot
true thigh kino

>>82586909
What is that hair style called?

>>82586909
they should put her in future season

>>82590559
>Death Proof
>gf
u wot m8

>>82590789
>t. kike trying to D&C

>>82588313
i haven't seen this picture before

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>>82590782
>she will never call you tiger and tell you to "get them"
JUST

>>82590904
That bitch's claws are longer than the little lion's kek

>>82590924
That tiger is a CUTE.

>>82590782
The way she looks at him...damn

>>82590886
OK this webm nearly sealed the deal for me. Can i watch the show straight from season 3?

>>82588507 >>82588606
an clone army of MEW i could behind that

>>82590977
>Can i watch the show straight from season 3?
pretty much. My main issue with the show is also the reason you can watch seasons on their own: there's no continuity. The closest thing there was were some dreams in season 2 (a prequel) that "foreshadow" season 1, and some characters being in both seasons. Aside from that, there's not much in commmon between one season and another.

>>82590977
Yes (or you could watch them out of order) but you'd be missing out on some real kino if you skipped 1 and 2 entirely.

>>82591111
Season 2 was garbage
Now season 1... Great material. Besides you have Saul Goodman and Betsy Kettleman in it :^)

>>82588657
what post to mean?

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>yfw an entire dissinteresting filler episode about characters you haven't been given a reason to care about

Hope the main plot works out

>>82591175
>le funny ufos xd
you're the pleb, go back tο reddit

>>82588577
I think I'm more of a Gloria guy than Nora guy

>>82590559
Well, if honorable sir is a connoisseur of both thighs and the demi godess known as MEW I can recommend the dance kino titled "make it happen".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzgP_8T7J0

>>82591251
>n-no u!
only redditors would praise the ufo bullshit

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>>82586909
Goddamn, she looks like a girl I liked.
I miss her so much.

>>82591280
Damn, she's better than Alizee
Video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCz8R25hlFI

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>>82591375
>Alizee
What did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBUEyHiWMUw

>>82587170
>season two was already a trainwreck
pleb

>>82591443
>>82591461
>>82591479
>samefag
Also last time I checked it was redditor tourists who were praising low quality sci fi here, like TWD and bullshit like that.
And the reason it bothers me is because in season 1 it was a great comfy show about uncanny but possible things, now it has utter bullshit. Not saying that we're alone in the universe or anything, but the notion of flying saucers is retarded and stale.

>>82586909
My therapist looks and sounds exactly like her. Shit is weird.

>>82591526
I don't hate ufos, I hate ufos in what was once a crimekino.

>>82588577
id like to see carries coon

>>82591646
It sure attempts to pose as one with that edgy tryhard quote at the beginning of every episode though.

>>82586909
This season seems to be better than season 2 so far, you faggots are worng as usual

janny confirmed mewtard

>>82591758
>lolwhut
he's implying carrie is a coalburner like simone and has a black bull, a coon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mq9uSGTYKI

>>82591524
having a hot therapist is the best

>>82588203
I also find her to be like a 10, but I can't really explain why.

It's like all of her individual features are a 7/10 but they combine to form a 10/10 or something.

Also, it helps that she looks and behaves in an incredibly natural sort of way.

And, in the case of this show, the fact that she's with an uggo-version of Ewan McGregor maybe elevates her by comparison and also makes her feel more attainable?

>>82591883
i was talking about her pussy

>>82592024
Death of the author

>>82588577

Everyone who disagrees is a pleb who doesn't understand marriage material when they see it.

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>>82592075
Wrong

Just remembered a kino thing in the trainwreck that was season 2. When Lou tells the detective "you're a shit cop". That was great.

Season 2 is great. If you haven't seen it, disregard the contrarians ITT and give the first few episodes a try. Just trust the 100% RT critic score and 95% audience score. You can always stop watching it if you dislike it (but you probably won't)

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By the Time season 3 is over everyone is going to love it it's just really slow right now it's picking up little by little give it time.

>>82592303
dumb blondeposter
stop avatarfagging

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>>82592283
>reddit tomatoes loves it
WOW, REALLY MADE ME THINK!

>>82592476
>Ghostbusters 76%
>Suicide Squad 26%

>>82592476
>100% sausage party

>>82592404
>really?

>doesn't feel slow at all, 2bh
I think 2 deaths in the course of Three episodes is a little slow. IMO

>it's a tough world out there
What he didn't know is he didn't have to go out for things to get tough, kek
fucking kike

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>>82587170
There was always irrelevant, quirky shit thrown in.
>mfw any native american reference

>>82592554
BRB gonna chop my dick off

Kate Walsh in season 1 was a bigger semen demon

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>>82587944
>disjointed seasons
>1 minor tie-in for no reason

>>82592554
>Erase me from your mind starts playing

>>82592596
literally thirsty for cock

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>>82592554
DELET THIS

Wtf? She's nothing compared to Molly.

>>82592934
I had posted that same webm earlier and it got deleted with the dumb blondposter's posts

>>82593034
Fucking disgusting, Molly was pigfat

>>82591148
But everything outside of Malvo and Lester was boring as fuck in season 1.

>>82593066
I didn't notice it since it was Malvo/Lester like 90% of the time

>>82586909
sdfghdh

>>82593066
>>82593090
>it's a man contracts yellow fever and it ends up killing his wife instead of him episode

>>82592554
*tribal drums start playing*

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>>82592934

>>82586909
no i actually really love the cop milf too, she is insanely cute

>>82590763
cute dimples

I just finished season 2. Jesus Christ. It was in a tailspin even before the ayy lmao.

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Is the "not finding the characters interesting" thing i see in this thread some new meme ? What the fuck ?

>>82593197
It's the capeshit generation.
UNDERAGED

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no way ewan mcgregor looks this young without cgi

>>82586909
Shes had all of 5 minutes airtime and no character development. She is a paper flat character like everyone else so far this season.

>>82592554
i wonder this scene have anything do with bath scene

>>82593251
>asshole

Based mods

>>82593362
nah, they simply filmed him from a certain point of view

Season 1 of the Fargo TV show was fucking abhorrent, /tv/ is the most embarrassingly plebeian board on 4chan

>>82593579
Upset?

>>82592283
Season 2 gets shit on 4chan for the same reason everything else good gets shit on 4chan: a black guy sleeps with a blonde girl.

>>82593700
+100000000

MODS > GODS

Blonde poster needs to leave.

>>82593921
Not just /tv/, everyone is praising the shit out of it. I don't understand.

>>82588577
Coon a cute, but mew is sexier.

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based mod, this is the right kind of moderation

>MEW will never leave a bloody tampon in your house

fucking piece of shit life

>>82594238
>Mike Milligan
>black

Hardly.

Ray
>balding
>shitty skin
>poor
>dating best girl

Emit
>head full of hair
>good looking
>rich
>has shit tier wife and probably bangs his right hand guy on the side

What went wrong?

>>82595514
>shit tier wife
Okay, i think that was rude, i'm sorry.

>>82595514
No reason for him to be poor, his job isn't bad. He just doesn't know how to deal with money you retard

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>>82594238
>he was based
Mike Milligan > Hanzee >>>>>>>>>season 2 cast

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Do the writers of this series hate motels or what the fuck?

>>82595610
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>82595622
fuck of you niggerlovingcuck
Miligan was a shit PulpFiction SamJackson imitator

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I liked the cartoon scenes in episode 3

>>82596179
you can help

>>82586909
I don't watch this show, but that's not Carrie Coon.

>>82596179
Dumb frog

>>82587795
That would be the writers, anon. In TV, directors are third behind the writer and producer, so they don't have a strong say. They just do as they're told and film the le edgy deep dialogue xD that makes reddit fill with joy.

>>82586909
no, Thewlis is

>>82586909
https://youtu.be/wwL5Q02uwDE
no. there's no good reason to watch any season

>>82590886
Do actors wear some sort of solid underwear to avoid boners during such scenes?

>>82597137
No, I assume when your an actor you're probably trained to be used to it.

>>82587170
I wouldn't say Season 2 was a trainwreck, I really enjoyed it. It wasn't as good as Season 1 for sure, but nothing really could beat Lou saying he will personally execute everyone in a criminal compound. Or when he would describe anything in life as a desperate situation in Vietnam.

What is it about MEW that touches my heart so deeply

>>82595622
A lot of people hate on him, but he had a pretty cool arc. He went through the shit piles to become part of the main bosses. It was to lend credence to what Hanzee enjoyed. Suddenly Milligan is really out of danger, and out of any meaningful job. Not because he failed, but in turn because he succeeded. Hanzee on the other hand did what he did because he wanted to, not because he was looking to succeed or make it in the world. He ends up becoming a bigger criminal boss than Milligan will ever be only for revenge and a drive for the job, something that middle management just looking to make it in the world will never accomplish. You can have the smarts, but if you don't have the drive you can't achieve it (also a perfect 70's movie trope).

>>82586909
No. Good show. S1 was good, S2 was good, S3 is good so far.

Did she do any nude scenes besides the first one?

>>82598113
no and she won't have any nudity beyond first ep, Fargo hasn't shown full frontal or even tits thus far.

>>82597370
But that makes no sense anon, don't you realize that you'll NEVER have her big ass bouncing on your cock while she looks at you very closely, heavy breathing and whispering how much she loves you?

Be reasonable

>>82587170
Kill yourself

She is not a very good actress

I mean, if you like flat asses that are hidden by... well, ironically, flat angles, then go for it.

>>82598802
i can't even fap to her because i feel that would be outrageous

>>82599214
she's not the sexiest girl in the world, obviously.
but she is beautiful anyway.

>The people who don't like the new season are retarded waifuposters
I'm shocked

>>82588577
The jewish broad from S1 mad men?

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>>82601839
>>82601737
>>82599285
>>82599234
>>82599214
>>82599172
>>82598946
>>82598802
>>82598169
>>82598113
>>82597827
>>82597417
>>82597370
>>82597312
>>82597186
>>82597137
>>82596367
>>82596359
>>82596342
>>82596321
>>82596219
>>82596195
>>82595514
>>82595295
>>82594585
>>82595220

>>82601972
Leftist girls with mental disorders are the best in the sack, why do you think the antifa movement exists in the first place?

t. not virgin

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>tfw y'all niggas don't even get Riley's cock on the reg

smhh

>>82591461
Contrarian. Music, editing and plot are all bad in season 2. The cast is alright i guess.

>>82602014
You might be right, but you can't pick a waifu purely for sex
>>82602084
>not understanding that the splitscreen is the pinnacle of 70s-core

got that pic of her with her husbando?

>>82586909
No, double MGregor is

>>82592327
i have problem finishing episodes...

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>>82603394

>>82592327
This. It has the same pacing as the last two seasons. I get the feeling a lot of posters here picked up the series late and marathoned through.

>>82586909

I have a feeling she's using Ray so she can do illegal shit while on parole. I genuinely like Ray and Emmet.

>>82587170
imagine having taste this shitty

>>82588249
what the fuck is wrong with you

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Riley, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.


Pic Related: It’s me and my woman

>I CAN HELP

>>82604255
NU male hipster faggot

>>82604563
He is actually a mma fighter, so this numale hipster could break you in half

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>>82604563

and yet hes the one banging MEW every night

really makes you think

If you didn't understand the MNSKY storyline then that's your problem. That shit was kino as fuck

I CAN HELP

>>82602071
>those problem glasses
>those rings with initials that spell "ME"
>taking a selfie
what an obnoxious fucking bitch

>>82604871
the animation was utter shit

>>82601972
>>82602014
Nothings more fucking repugnant than a leftie.

>>82588313
2cute2handle

>>82593153
hnnng

>>82601972
>woman.png

shocker

>>82604662
you mean he's the one prepping the bull every night

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>>82606451

Sure he is. Honestly he should shave or at least have a stubble. That numale look makes him look bad.

>>82604255
His jeans are tighter than hers.

>>https://youtu.be/cslxrEqlZBc

>>82604255

If he dropped his 20yo hipster haircut, actually dressed like an adult and not a high school teen, he would look decent. He seems to have a decent face.

His body has mature, he just needs his clothes to be mature as well.

>tfw you will never help