Name a more /ourguy/ comedian

Yeah Bill Burr is really funn-

>hey nia grab a mic

>married a gold digger
>gets beat by her (repeatedly)
>sleeps on the couch
>gave his dog away
>is slowly turning into a L.A. sjw

nah thanks, I'm good

>>82586191
Stanhope. Lives a lonely quiet life in the middle of nowhere slowly drinking himself to death. Yet still has good material and hasn't sold out or conformed.

>wife forced him to kill, dismember, and eat his puppy at gunpoint
>wife forced him to sell the antique drumset passed down to him by his great-grandfather and donate the proceeds to the New Black Panther Party
>wife forces him to fly them down to Alabama every Martin Luther King Jr. Day so he can pick cotton while she sips sweet tea and cracks a bullwhip at him
Jesus, what the hell happened to him?

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>>82586877
Stanhope and Norm MacDonald for sure.

>>82586810
This desu senpai. The podcast from lastweek really made me realize Bill fucked up marrying that horse teeth bitch.

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he rapes
and he saves

>>82587009
>hey nia, please stop deleting my shows off the dvr
>HE CALLED ME A COLORED

>>82587009
that podcast depressed the fuck out of me

even when he was extending the olive branch she was too much of an uppity bitch to accept it

my favorite part was when she basically confirmed what every man has thought in their heads but can never say out loud: motherhood is so fucking boring that you have to sit around and watch tv shows all day to keep you from dying of boredom..."but motherhood is the hardest job on earth!"

>>82586191
Norm

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WATCH THE LIFE LEAVE CLEO'S EYES BILL. KILL THAT FUCKING MUTT.

>>82586877
I like his stuff, but I don't find him very funny. He's just really good at ranting; some great rage kino.

THE LOVELY

>>82587547
NIGGER

I honestly don't think I am exposed to a more nasty person than Nia Hill on a regular basis. She's just downright evil and everything I hate about modern "feminists"

>>82587547
MICHAEL VICK

>crippling self hate
>gets BLACKED
sounds about right

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I love listening to nigger logic wrapped in an uppity liberal accent

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>>82586978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXIPV6Jh4Y

>>82587685
http://www.xojane.com/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman

>the agony of having everything and doing nothing

>you wouldn't dare get a prenup against me

GET RID OF THAT FUCKING DRUM SET YOU SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON.
WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN BONHAM ANYWAY?

I KNOW YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM A ROADTRIP TO PAY FOR MY SUSHI FETISH BUT THESE DISHES AREN'T DOING THEMSELVES BILL

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>>82586191
na

>racemixer
>/ourguy/
No.

>yfw this story was actually about nia all along
>yfw he still married and impregnated her WITHOUT A PRENUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNHO9SktCQ

>>82587685
>>82587723
>burr married that sheboon with no prenup
kek he's going to get killed. maybe he will be funny again.

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remember when he wasn't blacked, /tv/?

>>82586191
MAybe once he gets rid of his nigger wife

>>82587923
that kid will keep em together just long enough for me to stop listening to him completely. When he had to whisper his podcast in his own fucking garage at 8am because nia was still sleeping, shit I just can't handle that

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Can we be real for one minute

Why are Bill's friends so cucked that they can't tell him the truth about Nia?

>>82588127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4

Bill explained that years ago

>>82588047
That's not Anthony Cumia

>>82587151
which episode was this? wanna give it a listen

>>82587926
So he married Adebisi

>>82587926
Is that Nia? Oh Jesus!

>kills his pitbull after years of telling people it won't try and eat any children

What a guy.

>>82588211
5-4

it's fucking brutal

>>82587838
What's with her hair? It looks like plastic.

/ N O R M /
N
O
R
M
/

let's see here:

>spouse abuser
>adopts a dog without consulting you and then forces you to give it away
>doesn't work (5 appearances as an extra in the last decade)
>refuses to cook or clean because of feminism
>yells at Bill for asking her to order takeout
>goes completely apeshit on some poor guy in public because he compliments her daughter on her skin tone
>is extremely rude to waitstaff according to bill and her own brother
>was herself fired as a waiter for not following the rules
>deletes the shows you watch from your own dvr
>belittles you for not using the roku when she can't remember how to turn the water main off
>complains that motherhood is so boring that she has to watch tv shows all day long
>compulsively watches reality housewives series
>self-described as lazy
>writes one of the most hedonistic and disgusting articles of all-time about the difficulty of being rich and not doing shit
>despite endless free time, can't even be bothered to keep her body in decent shape


...I could go on all night

>>82586191
"/ourguy/" is code for autism, redditor

>>82588472
if I had two bullets and stalin, mao, and nia renee hill were standing in front of me, I would shoot Nia twice

>>82588171
Well if Anthony is an option I call it a draw and we get /ourguys/

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>>82588318
>her hair
Anon...

>>82588472
>doesn't take her husband's name
>smokes weed regularly
>forces bill to buy her $400 sweatshirts
>forces bill to sleep on the couch
>criticizes white people for being ambitious
>plays the race card constantly
>can't take a shred of criticism without getting angry or defensive
>NEVER SPEAKS INTO THE MIC and claims to be an actress
>usually cries on expensive vacations
>stares at other men when at dinner with you

>>82588614
Lmao she didn't take his name? Lol bills such a cuck.

>>82588717
she said it would confuse her fans and hurt her movie career

>>82588318
Black women can't have hair like that naturally. So they either get a wig or weave. High end, usually Indian hair, low end, horse hair (I shit you not).

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>>82588744
>her movie career

LOLOLOLOLOL

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>>82588744
Yeah, real career suicide.

>>82588777
http://www.xojane.com/issues/how-not-to-be-a-dick-to-your-interracially-dating-friend

>my fiancee and I are both INCREDIBLY good looking but that is always the first thing people comment on

You can't make this shit up

>>82588777
Trips of truth. The irony of a supposedly oppressed group of women buying the hair of actual oppressed women.

>>82588047
Chippah is his best act

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>>82586191
I think you mean Doug Stanhope.

He has only gotten more based the older he's gotten.

Bill Burr is still good, but that Nia bitch is cucking him.

Doug doesn't take shit.

>>82588952
That's a lie! Chips lyin just like he did when i babysat him!

What would Patrice even think about Bill's situation right now

Bill was never successful until Patrice dropped some red pills on him about women that he readapted to be more mainstream

why do all the best comics come out of the comedy cellar?

>>82589396
Because places like the Laugh Factory The Funny Bone, etc put up hacks.

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>>82588237

Your post made my day.

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>>82586191
weaponized autism at its finest

>>82590413
His "Comeback Kid" special was pretty good

Divorce when?

>>82588868
she's obviously joking you fucking autist

>>82590413
Is "Nathan For You" technically Baneposting?

>>82588047
tss what are we fake or sumptin?

>>82590802
I think Chip was one of McAvoy's characters in Split

>>82590802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEtE9k6LsU

>>82586191
true, he also isn't funny.

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>>82586191

the funniest autistic comedian

>>82591261
Not a real comedian. Stop posting about yourself, Nick

>>82586973
>wife forced him to self-amputate his balls
>wife lets him drink his own piss to survive
>wife lets him be incarcerated in basement between public appearances and black eyes
>wife lets him put the lotion in the basket

>>82589248
What was that story about Bingo having a seizure and going into a coma? was that real?

>>82590413

seconded, might consider bill burr as /ourguy/ once he stops getting B L A C K E D

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>>82586877
Came here to post this

>>82591595
I'm not sure, I don't follow him altogether that close.

Though in true Stanhope style, she and him listed the trach-ring she had on eBay after she got out of the hospital.

>>82587151
Yeah, but he totally sandbagged her, which is really fucked up too. Basically paraded her onto the podcast just to give her shit in front of his audience.

Obviously she was being a hypocrite, but the whole thing was really fucking nasty.

I'm not going to say they're destined for divorce or anything, but it certainly painted an ugly picture of their relationship.

>>82588171
>Anthony Cumia
>comedian

Pick one.

>>82587049
but he saves more than he rapes

>>82586191
>>82586297
I can't wait, In 5-10 years down the line when he breaks,divorce and full of anger,disillusioned spills his best material in real time, no notes, pure rage, and it will be glorious.
This whole marriage is an act of gathering material.

>Just euthanize my dog up desu fampai

What did bill mean by this

>>82587685
Her vocal fry at the end of every. single. sentence. that she just HAS to do sounds so condescending and smug regardless of what she just said in the sentence before it. Poor Billiam having to hear it all day every day makes me incredibly sad, he deserved better.

>>82587886
you're my guy for making this comment

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>>82592421
>want ol' freckles to be happy
>also want his marriage to break up so he can be on top of comedy again

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>>82592728
This is what I've been hoping for like 5 years now, but then he got a kid so it's too late

>>82592728
>ol' freckles
>capable of feeling happiness

the closest he can get is getting drunk

>>82588862
>Did You Look For Work This Week?
Like pottery

>>82586810
>his dog
Lmao, love how retarded you people are
She got it without asking him. So she just got rid of her dog. Oh no, better cry about it

>>82588382
She lost, why should people talk about hillary, what?

Frankie Boyle
Billy Connolly
Ed Byrne
George Carlin
Jim Jeffries

And the most /ourguy/ of comedians, Steve Hughes.

>>82591652
>movie analogy
>a shitty one at that
Lmao, funniest thing about stanhope

>>82586191
Poor bill, He went from one abusive situation to another, This cunt will take everything from him but hey atleast he will have some new material

>>82594788
It's in the Irishman's nature, they've been oppressed by the English for millennia.

>>82588868
>http://www.xojane.com/issues/how-not-to-be-a-dick-to-your-interracially-dating-friend

>We bonded, this small circle of Black kids in a privileged white world.

Reading this shit as an east. european makes me want to bash her head in with the family rock

>>82594893
He just needs to cure it the irish way, Gallons of Whisky and Anger

>>82594921
There's no cure for being a cuck

>>82594960
Will Nia get BLANKED by a white bull?

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>>82588868
>I've seen too many awesome Black husbands and fathers (including my father, step-father, grandfather, uncle, etc.)

If you had both a father *and* a step-father, than your father wasn't a good husband you retarded nigger.. jesus christ

>>82594982
I dont think shes attractive enough

>>82594983
unless her biological dad died your right

>>82586191
What's the best Nightmare on Elm's Street movie?

>>82588472
>>deletes the shows you watch from your own dvr

normally you delete things they go to the deleted folder where you can still recover them
if she actually deleted it, then deleted it again to make sure then thats hilarious

>"whoops, sorry bill"

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>>82594909
>bash her head in with the family rock
>family rock

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>>82595036
Or maybe her step-dad was her mother's husband, and her real dad was some stripper that her mom fucked around with.

Point is, more likely than not it was a divorce, or a nigger-type separation where the parents fight over hair weave and car spoilers.

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>>82586877
Yup, definitely Stanhope. Not top-tier famous but all the better for it