Why didn't he get someone good looking ?

lol I deadass thought that was vin diesel from the catalog

>>82584227
He's in empire mode now. He needs a power wife. He's already fucked everything anyway.

I think this woman is a beaut tho *italian fingerkiss thing*

>>82584251
do you have timberlands on right now?

>>82584270
He should instead be in legacy mode. Find the biggest, strongest russian female shot-putter and just make athletic sons.

>>82584227
She's good looking though.

>>82584227
He has herpes

>>82584227
Derek Jeter has had plenty of top shelf ass. He doesn't need to explain shit to a perma virgin

>>82584317
His kids won't have to be athletes. He's building a bigger picture. Marlins ownership, etc.

Why are mulattos so kino?

>>82584227
Why do so many athletes marry women who look like men?

>>82584227
post a pic of your gf.

I'll wait...

>>82584227
Everybody knows he has every STD under the sun at this point.

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>>82584227
A-Rod is with J-Lo

I saw a pic of her recently, and holy fuck she has aged well.

Step up your game Jeter.

he's sampled the best women already
probably wanted someone who he could actually tolerate the rest of his life
wouldn't be shocked about a divorce, pussy probably has to be like a drug to him at this point

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>>82585911
> asking jeter to step up his game
he has fucked prime jessica biel AND alba, scarjo, mariah carey, and a slew of other model/starlets we can only dream of

truly one of the most based men ever to walk this planet

>>82586234
he's not even that rich not good looking and was niche famous is he just a charisma god I don't get it

>>82586291
he was the #1 athlete in new york city for like a decade

maybe not in terms of pure talent (although he was very good), but he was captain of the new york yankees, and they won 4 championships in like 6 years or some shit and were a dynasty. he was the face of the entire sport

It's amazing that he didn't knock up either Biel or Kelly.

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>>82586291
>he's not even that rich
>niche famous

wut

>>82586371
biel or scarjo are his top 2

in their fucking prime too. i would've gotten them pregnant so fast, i don't give a fuck

what a legend

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>>82584351
>>82584227
This. Jeter has plowed his way through America's hottest women

>>82586291
He was royalty in one of the biggest cities in the US.

>>82586291
You're retarded. Jeter was a god in America's biggest city for about 15 years.

Baseball is the worst popular sport in the world. It's even worse than cricket.

>>82584251
back to re.ddit my nigger friend

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>>82586291
Not even that rich
>networth almost 200 million

Derek Jeter is as black as Obama.

>>82586644
And he looks whiter than a southern-Italian person.

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>>82586291
>>82585911
>>82584227
>All this blatant disrespect for the captain
STOP NOW

thats cool and all, but hows his cock game?

>>82586291
>Literally the face for almost 20 years of the 4th most valuable and winningest sports franchise in the world located in the most important city in the world
>niche famous
Holy shit get off the internet you NEET

>>82584227
Jeter and Jeb! is probably the weirdest team up I could possibly imagine