BLADE RUNNER BTFO

Got 'em.

BASED BIG DICK RICH EVANS WORKING THE SCIFI FAGS INTO A SHOOT

I get the impression they don't like blade runner

Pretty fucken good

The actor who played Space Cop is criticizing the acting in a movie based solely on the trailer, with no further context? Savage! Absolutely BTFO!

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Yes, because making only the highest-quality films sure worked out for them. Wait.

RLM are also the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>82583975
>taking jokes THIS seriously

>>82583975
ANON SEETHING HIS CYBERPUNK SHIT GOT BTFO BY BASED RICH EVANS

One thing I've learned that's served me well in life, is this. Never trust fat people. They don't even have enough respect for their own body, let alone their chosen job or craft. Looks like this video is proof that my adage has not gone to waste.

>>82584010
Wouldn't a joke have to be funny?

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>the last 5 seconds

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>liked Villeneuve's previous movies
>liked Ryan Gosling's previous movies

Decide to shit on their latest release based only on a short trailer.

>>82584010
>>82583975
I liked Bladerunner but this sequel is going to be shit. It's a cash grab.

>>82583982
they are living breathing characters from a kevin smith film

>>82584013
Cyberpunk 2020 is cool don't be a fag
The new Blade Runner is looking pretty meh tho

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omg hol up hol up hol up is Blade Runner actually being remade? Tell me this isn't happening.

>>82584117
Every shot of Ryan Gosling in the trailer is him with no expression on his face. They're not shitting on the movie, you turbo autist. Jesus Christ, do you faggots juts sit around refreshing RLM's website over and over every day until they upload a new video and you have a new excuse to get butt blasted?

>>82584166
it's not a remake, it's like a soft reboot sequel and it looks awful

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>>82584186
oh god I thought RLM riffing on BR was just a running joke. Fucking kill me now.

>>82584186
>soft reboot

This is literally the terminology that RLM fagreddittards use in day-to-day life, and somehow think that they have the right to breathe the same air as everybody else.

THE GOOSE BTFO

>>82584178
>what are youtube notifications for 200 Alex

>talking shit about The Goose

unsubscirbed

>>82584090
Based

>>82583982
I know you're a redditor by the way you space your sentences.

>>82583982
CAN'T

>>82584186
There's still iconic shit out there that Holywood hasn't remade yet.

Apocalypse Now 2

Citizen Kane 2

E.T 2

Close Encounters of the Third Kind 2

Fight Club 2

Gone With the Wind 2

The Last of The Mohicans 2

GoodFellas 2

Groundhog Day 2

Pulp Fiction 2

The Shwashank Redemption 2

The Shining 2

>>82584303
how would you know how a redditor spaces their sentences unless you use reddit as well

fucking redditor

>>82584010
This is the reason why RLM is a joke.
>If we half-ass everything we can always cop out by saying it's a joke when someone criticizes us!

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It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficieny for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

>>82584178
But it fits the tone. It's supposed to be an existentialist noir cyberpunk film like the original, I'm not expecting hammy overreacting. Gosling's performance in Drive was similarly wooden and it fit the movie perfectly.
RLM are just looking for shit to criticize at this point, they're creatively bankrupt and desperate for views.

Isn't advertising against the rules? Why are you allowed to shill this Youtube channel all day long?

>>82583918
I think Jay likes it. Or at least appreciates it.
Mike obviously hates it.

It's another lonely faggots take Red Letter Media's humor deadly seriously in order to complain episode

That new Blade Runner looks like hot garbage. Why the fuck is Harrison Ford even in it?

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Are you people really defending a shitty cash-in just because Blade Runner's name is attached to it?

>>82584422
same reason he was in force awakens

>its another capeshit video
WHEN WILL THE FRAUDS FUCKING STOP??!!

>>82584471
it's easier to understand once you realize the people defending it are shills

>>82584471
Would it seriously shock you?

>>82584422
Because they let him stumble on set wearing a fucking JCPennies t-shirt

>>82584471
every movie is a cash in

blade runner has a cool aesthetic and villeneuve has made some good movies so i'm expecting it to be at least good

Why RLM hate Blade Runner so much?

>>82584370
Entirely this. Wasn't aware so many auts here wanted the ham factor turned up for such an existential film.

Maybe the Marvel quips have finally wormed their way into almost every brain here

Do people seriously think this is a cash grab?
Blade runner is hardly brand recognition on the tier of marvel they praise.

>>82584586
because it's a nice looking overrated piece of shit

>>82584471
valerian and blade runner are the only things that look good in this year full of capeshit

>>82584588
>Maybe the Marvel quips have finally wormed their way into almost every brain here

I'm afraid the movie will get low reviews for being "humorless" and "drab"

>>82584590
they remade pete's dragon, they don't give a fuck anymore

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>>82583982
My brother is 30, he's exactly like this. I want to murder him sometimes.

>>82584617
im 30 and i hope your brother beats your ass

>>82584590
But anon, it MUST be a cash grab! It's a sequel to a film that's hardly recognised by anyone under 25, existing in a genre that is almost entirely forgotten and replaced by Steampunk! Muh (((them))) must be behind this flick!!!

>>82584303
I know you're a redditor because you don't recognize stale pasta

>>82584617
Coward.

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>>82584632
My brother is 300+ pounds and I lift. He's also a bernie supporter.
>>82584644
You people are overreacting. Saying I want to murder a family member is an obvious hyperbole.

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>people are so contrarian about rlm that they will now defend this blade runner

>>82584117
The only thing they're shitting on is the direction they took of only showing Ryan Gosling's one stoic face in the trailer. Tbh the movie looks pretty good, and I know they know there's no way to find out for sure until we see it.

>>82584604
>"Even Deakin's gorgeous visuals couldn't save this dreary nightmare from it's own broody nature"

>"FORGETTABLE DIRECTOR knocks it out of the park again with Captain America's 200th outing, and ten thousandth joke!"

>>82584617
I'm like this and I'm 24. trust me faggots once your gamergate Alt-Right Fascist, Trump shit dies down and nothing fucking changes in your life and you hit your 30's you will stop caring about "Big Ideas" and "changing the world" and become smug and detached nobodies wishing you were a shit tier Youtube E-celebrity

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>>82584471
>from the writer of the original film, and the writer of Logan (2017)
>from the director of Arrival, Sicario, Enemy, Prisoners and Incendies
>with the cinematography of Roger Deakins
>and the score from Johann Johannsson
>and the editing by Joe Walker (Arrival, Sicario, 12 Years A Slave, Hunger)
>and.... and.... oh God, I can barely hold my sides in.... there are people who STILL think this will fail

Gonna need some industrial strength duct-tape for my sides

>>82584674
>Tbh the movie looks pretty good

it looks fucking stupid

>>82584617
My brother just seems to feel sorry for me. Either that or he doesn't think about me at all.

Our relationship is okay.

>>82583770

Don't these redditors have some Disney capeshit to enjoy? I don't think they're competent enough to discuss more mature scifi.

Fucking stupid. There's clearly emotion in the shot where he's looking at the book, it's just subtle.

>>82584674
>Tbh the movie looks pretty good

You ever try your hand at comedy?

>>82584125
I liked Bladerunner and I have a little bit of hope this new one will be kino because Sicario was kino

>>82584586
It's just Mike, and he has no taste as he has proven time and time again.

>>82584680
Sincerity has nothing to do with politics. I don't take part in online political discussion anymore anyway. Some people will never realize the trap they get themselves into. All of those images of being on 7 layers of irony are calls for help because you are so devoid of feelings. Politics is a distraction from what really matters, which is Jesus Christ.

>>82583770
>youtube welfare retards making fun of acclaimed, worldwide famous, millionaire actors and directors
BTFO!

>Based RLM shitting on the hack villeneuvoefe

Fucking based, fuck that retard.

>>82584764
jay fucking hates blade runner

>>82583770
RICH'D

>>82584796
He only says that because Mike said it first. You know how spineless Jay is.

>>82584236
>he doesn't know about soft reboots
Didn't you see TFA?

>>82583770
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuleshov_effect
Little film education for ya, this is what they're demonstrating / parodying.

I wish Harrison Ford wasn't in this. I get tired of seeing old actors dredged up for shit like this. Makes me think of The Force Awakens. Just do something new.

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>>82584765
> Jesus Christ

The last retreat of the smug faggot 4chan contrarian in 2017

>>82584728
Come on man. The trailer looked alright. I'm not a huge fan of the marketing choices they've made up 'til now, nor do I like the idea of se-booting fucking Blade Runner, but there's a great director in there and Harrison Ford doesn't seem completely tuned out just yet.

Sometimes you get surprised. I'm expecting a reaction along the lines of Prometheus, which I liked because I'm a fucking pleb who forgot to listen to the plot while I was busy watching all the pretty colors.

>>82584843
doesn't spielbergo does that everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW23RsUTb2Y

>>82584848
>do something new.
they can't

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>>82584863
Keep being a miserable smug detached fat sack of shit, brother. Next time I visit I'm going to fucking kill you

Who else clapped when they saw Harrison Ford? I know who he is!

>>82584924
You are a miserable smug piece of shit that's why you mentioned Jesus because you want reddit upboats and self righteous narcissistic supply

>>82584843

I don't get it... Am I retarded?

>>82584013
>seething
is this the meme of the month?

>>82583975
Jesus titty fucking Chris, they're a comedy channel making a comedy sketch about some movie channels. That's not the same thing as then publicly declaring that they are better filmmakers than Ridley Scott.

>>82583770
FUCK YOU NIGGAS I DRIVE

>>82584975
Are you going to explain how mentioning jesus has anything to do with being smug? We're talking about atheist gen x'ers here, the most smug generation of all. Every day there is another article written by a gen x journalist talking about how awful everyone else is. Fuck you, you type like your angry but you haven't felt a damn thing in years. You're miserable, but Jesus can save you.

>>82584397
Jay thinks it's boring.

>>82585115
> I'm gonna name drop Jesus on 4 Chan to prove I'm superior
You're a piece of shit

>>82583918
Jay and Rich have said they find it boring though they can appreciate the aesthetics and visual style. AIDS loves it, though.

Will Gosling's character be a real human bean or a robotto?

>>82585154
You're a sad sack of shit, that's the problem with atheists. I don't see life as a competition, I was just trying to help. Maybe one day you'll see the light

>>82585080
That's a nice cop out.
>It's just comedy! We don't need to have any talent or create anything worthwhile!

>>82585173
it's obviously going to be ambiguous

>>82585173
it's obvious he's going to be the cold robotic human and the replicants will be more human-like and emotional

>>82585182
> Trying to help
> see the light
what a rampant faggot you are

>>82585115
Jesus really is the latest refuge of 4chan superiority complexes. The new shift towards religiousness on 4 chan Is the living embodiment of resentiment.

>>82585349
It's like saying you're a special forces veteran with 300 confirmed kills on an anonymous imageboard.

There is literally no effort involved in Saying that you're a christian on an anonymous imageboard but the rewards are an instant sense of smug superiority

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>>82584337
>Fight Club 2

It's only a matter of time.

Space cop BTFO


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI

>>82585226

I bet you got bullied a lot in school

>>82585349
It's not surprising that in a period of emptiness and alienation that some would make a turn to religion. I think the vast majority of it here is insincere, though. After all they're still posting here of all fucking places.

>>82585447

Those shooting scenes look pretty rad.

>>82585487
The first thing anyone would do as a sincere christian is drop fucking 4chan. Where does the Christian faith enter in between smug shitposting about meaningless shit and scrolling past and/or actively participating in cunny/trap/blacked threads

RLM will hate anything that's not disney and quippy.

Blade Runner is supposed to have a surreal and brooding atmosphere to it but they just want more "XD I AM GROOT" I'm sure

>>82585427
please no
that is one of the worst comics i've ever read

>>82585464
>I don't have any real argument so I'll just resort to ad hominem
You're basically saying "I lost"

>>82584848
This

If Harrison wasn't in it I would be completely hyped, but him just wearing a fucking t shirt and jeans looking mildly annoyed and bored is going to ruin the movie for me

>>82584586
´coz its going to flop, make it fun of it early will bring the rep latter.

>>82585666
he'll probably show up halfway through and die a couple of scenes later. looks like the orange scene is where he is introduced and that can't be the opening

>>82585031
Here's Alfred Hitchcock explaining it (without giving any credit to Kuleschov who wrote about it and demonstrated it decades earlier)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0_dHd6oyVg

>>82585579
I know right? I went through a brief period of religiosity years ago and one of the first things I did was stop coming to this shithole.

Eph. 5.3-4 But fornication and all uncleanness or covetousness, let it not even be named among you, as is fitting for saints; neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor coarse jesting, which are not fitting, but rather giving of thanks.

>>82585595
You would have to ignore literally years of RLM reviews to come to this conclusion.

Is this the one that's supposed to be in the same "cinematic universe" as the fucking awful Total Recall remake?

>>82585741
hahaha, whoops I probably should have watched it the whole way through, that's not the original.

Somehow it got top listing on google search though.

>>82585741
>51 views
you introduced the concept itt just to shill your video

>>82583770
This is Rich's best acting to date. He's typically not even good at being a bad actor.

They're on point. Ryan Gosling being a good actor is a meme, The Nice Guys is his only good movie.

>>82584604
>>82584676
what fucking alternate universe do you morons inhabit?

>Implying autistic acting in a Blade Runner movie is something new

>>82584910
>and Harrison Ford doesn't seem completely tuned out just yet.

Ford is dressed up in what he wears around his own house because he can't even be bothered with wardrobe anymore.

His expressiveness is on par with his performance in Ender's Game, where he was everyone's favourite grumpy grandpa.

>>82585881
I unironically thought Drive was good.
And I was here when it first came out and know that despite memes most of /tv/ liked it too.

His other works pretty shit tho.

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>pre this video
>"Ryan Gosling is like a slab of stone, he just stands around with wooden, brooding acting"
>post this video
>"Ryan Gosling is MORE than just a good actor. His acting is multifaceted and multidimensional."
what happened?

>>82586051
but the memes came from people liking it

>>82586121
You're probably schizophrenic because nothing has changed, of course a video shitting on an actor will draw people to consider that he may be good, it's called thinking.

>>82584397
How often do you think Mike pulls rank when talking about what kind of videos they should make next?

>>82585627
I see nothing wrong with ad hominem properly applied.

>>82586198
When der fuhrer says "we will review this film"

>>82586239
Then you're obviously retarded. See what I did there?

Has some good names working on it. Probably the only movie I'll see in theaters this year.

DENNY VILLY AND GOOSE BLOWN OUT

HOW WILL DECKARD EVER RECOVER!

>>82584694
>from the writer of the original film

He's been dead 35 years.

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>>82584125
You mean like Ghostbusters?
You mean like GI Joe?
You mean like Transformers?
You mean like Evil Dead?
You mean like Robocop?
You mean like Total Recall?
You mean like Fright Night?
You mean like (insert remake/soft reboot/tv show to move franchise here)?

No...
They would never do such a thing!

>>82586424
Maybe it was ghostwritten

Oh boy, can't wait for another meme opinion to be parroted by /tv/ faggots that can't think for themselves and only exist to repeat what RLM says

>>82586445
this one will be good

"only a total retard would waste money on Ghost in the Shell for boys" -Jay Bauman

Is EJO still alive?

>>82586499
The original Blade Runner is the closest that Science Fiction movies have to Citizen Kane.
This will be bullshit garbage forgotten in three months just like the other 80s reboot cash-grab bullshit.

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>>82583770
>DUDE WHY DID THEY HIRE AN ACTOR THAT'S GOOD AT PLAYING EMOTIONALLY VOID AND COLD CHARACTERS, LOOK ANYONE CAN DO THAT
*laughably bad attempts at mimicking goose
>SEE? LOL HAHA RYAN GOSLING IS JUST UNCHARISMATIC WE AREN'T SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY OR ANYTHING

redditlettermedia fags need to leave

The trailer is pretty funny if you headcanon the character as being the autistic Driver.

Huh, another video from the review/paraody website 'Red Letter Media', I guess I better take it as a serious critique on the upcoming movie 'Bladerunner 2049'.

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>>82586817

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original content do not steal

i thought the movie might have had a chance until i saw the trailer.

arrival was shit. this looks bad.

why did they dig up vangelis for the trailer music? they arent using vangelis for the score, so already its a slap in the face.

fuck villennavi and this horseshit reboot.

just like total recall and robocop and the thing reboots. it will suck ballsack.

DO NOT SUPPORT THIS REBOOT REMAKE CRAP

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I'm pretty sure Gooselings role in the film was a red flag for everyone with a brain. Harrison Ford is a very charismatic actor and his role in Blade Runner reflected that. The fact that someone actually thought his replacement should be someone like Gooseling just goes to show how aweful this will be.

It will look good because of the directors and cinematographer, but the story and characters are going to be trash.
>mfw shhhhh happy birthday
How you can be willing to spend $200 million making a film and not care about the story and cast is beyond me.

>2049
Why can't movies set realistic dates for futuristic movies?
2149 would be more believable. We'll be lucky to have autonomous bipedal robots that can run on battery for more than an hour by 2049, much less indistinguishable synths.

REDDIT C U C K MEDIA SHILLS BTFO
CANT BAMBOOZE THE GOOSE
THE DIRECTOR OF SICARIO WILL DELIVER KINO

>>82583770
>Rich kissing a beautiful woman
>get primed for a Jessi cameo
>it's a cut-out silhouette
FUCK RLM

Also, what did happen to Jessi?

>>82586198
I think Mike dislikes anything that puts on any kind of air or pretension. He thinks movies should always be fun romps with just a little bit of thinking.

>>82588242
There was literally nothing to indicate there would be a Jessie cameo. She hasn't been in a video in literally three years, you fucking loser.

>>82588265
He loved Arrival, so not that's not true

>>82583975
>immediately resorting to ad-hominem over jokes

You are a sad mess

>>82588324
Fuck, you got me there. Actually, I was just realizing how wrong I was when I considered the fact that he's a Trekkie. Some of that shit is not fun at all.

>>82588265
this means he is afraid of making something genuine only for people to shit on it. better hide beneath my comfy "le ironically shitty on purpose" blanket

>>82588388
I think I was wrong though. He likes Star Trek. Maybe if he hates Next Generation I'll end up actually being correct, but as another anon pointed out he enjoyed Arrival. I think he also liked VVitch right?

its not always "they love it" or "they hate it". The trailer and a lot of other gosling movies have him stare a lot, in all kinds of situations, and its getting old. The whole deal with RLM is that they find entertainment in showing how lifeless the movie industry has become.

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>>82584337
Christ, don't give them ideas.

>>82588051
Because they need to shoehorn in Harrison Ford, and the original movie was set in 2019

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>>82583770
Why did they have to fucking use the year 2049? Now whenever I say 2049 people will think I meant the movie.

>>82584694
this, although like that one anon said the original writer is dead

but yea I don't see this movie being bad, everything about it so far is amazing, the crew is fucking phenomenal and the cast is great

>>82583918
They didn't like mad Max 2 either fucking plebs

>>82588473
Yes and very much so.

>Shittalking the Goose

RLM HAS GONE TOO FAR, SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT, DON'T BE NEAR RLM STUDIOS IN WISCONSIN TOMORROW

>>82588576
Fucking this.

We have this arcade game at our store.

>>82588981
It's a good game. Arcade ver. is better than console but whatever.

>>82584337
>The Last of The Mohicans 2
wouldnt even be mad

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>>82584721
Kinda reminds me of The Rover, how Guy Pearce emotes so well with expressions that you'd mostly describe with the same word.

Enemy was fun, Ryan Gosling can probably pull off subtlety just fine, I think at worst it'll be an interesting movie, even if I'm annoyed that they felt the need to dredge up Blade Runner.

I thought they're implying that Gosling is gonna be a replicant

If anyone else made this it'd be funny, but RLM's smug cynical detached shtick is wearing so thin and getting so old.

You're not excited or happy about anything and that makes you cool. We get it.

>>82583918
They didn't like mad Max 2 either fucking plebs

>>82584590
I don't think anyone with a shred of common sense would call it a cash grab, I think it's mostly the people who don't understand how to discuss movies in any detail beyond calling them "kino"/shit
It's a big budget, blockbuster sequel to a movie that, if nothing else, has a large cult following, and a subsidiary circle of people who're at least familiar with the name and concept. It's profit driven, but so is literally every movie made by a major studio. It's not like Blade Runner was the name on everyone's lips prior to this sequel announcement

>>82589065
Pure poetry

>>82589100
They literally just put out a review about how much they loved GotG2.

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>>82584397
Well, it isn't capeshit, so no wonder Mike hates it.

>tfw he wanted to replace Carpenter's music in Escape

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>>82584151
>tfw I was gonna roll up a character today but the GM got sick

>>82583982
Fucking A

>>82583770
This video may be explicitly about Blade Runner but there is also an implicit mocking of Rogue One autistics, and I'm LOVING it. When will these one-track obsessives EVER learn?

>>82583770
Eh Gossling is just like that. He plays cute but autistic people on screen

>it's a "gosling has no charisma" episode
>even though his last movie was nominated, as well as himself, for several oscars because it was a fun charismatic movie

This video was kind of shit

>>82583770
Great acting by his bald spot at 0:06. I can just imagine it sweating profusely during an empathy test.

> Stupid Mike Quip from 200 episodes ago
> 300 upboats
that fucking comment section is litteraly reddit.

I'm tired of these fat fuckers. Who the fuck are they to even speak of based Gosslingpai in a derogatory manner? These fat fucks. I would understand if they at least made it funny this shit isn't fucking funny

>>82584676
>>82584604

You guys are so butthurt. Cause this is exactly what happened with Sicario, wasn't it? Stop bringing up capeshit faggot.

>>82590085

>fat fuckers

I think you mean dumb-fat-skinny fucks.

>>82584471
It's about the Goose you dumb shit, no one gives a fuck about the movie.

>>82589059
Guy pearce is such a kino actor, wish he did more stuff.

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>82590085
>that fucking comment section is litteraly reddit.
Are you not familiar with how YouTube works?

>>82590195
As someone that seems to pay attention, what happened to Jessi? Also why does Rich get so butt hurt by the community and harp on about it for episodes at a time?

I'm legit unsubscribing. You don't talk shit about the Goose, it's just unacceptable.

>>82584471

new ad guidelines being proposed by youtube's "ad consul" is looking to keep the old model but refining the equation with a "shorter videos receive less money" variable attached in order to combat the amount of short, low-quality cash-grab videos youtube has wanted to avoid since the content ID system was implemented.

>makers of Space Cop
>people that think Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters and Tremors are the "perfect movies"
>hate/dislike Blade Runner

What a shocker, I guess it was too slow for their american millenial sensibilities

>>82590320
Nadine.
No one wanted Jesse around.

>>82583770
Is /tv/ really so retarded that they didn't get that this was making fun of Gosling?

>>82584471
The trailer was visually amazing I think that may be a part of it too

>>82590530
Tremors and Ghostbusters are awesome, Fuck You

>>82590956
Yes, a real visual feast

>>82584178
Y-yes...

>>82584694
Don't forget Harrison Ford is on it.

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Damn, who would've thought it's that hard to find beat-up looking middle-age man.

>>82583982
is this an exciting new copypasta?

>>82584337
how many of these hypothetical films will star shia labeouf?

>>82584694
>shilling this hard
how much do you get paid for this?

>>82584281

I just watched the trailer and RLM aren't really wrong, but he's been good in enough stuff that I'd put it down to directing.

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>watch video before coming on /tv/
>haha this is pretty funny, he was kinda just making a stoic face the entire trailer
>enter thread
>WOW THEY HATE BLADERUNNER? FUCKING FUCK FUCK SPACE COP IS SHIT FUCKING HACKS IDIOTS WITH NO TASTE UNFUNNY RETARDS REEEE
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you actually all slow?

>>82590880
Who choose Gosling for the role anon?

>>82583982
Max Landis still butthurt so he has to come here and shitpost in RLM threads

>>82591564
If you want everyone to suck their dicks over this video then just read the youtube comments.

>>82591602
No I dont, but how is it any different if its people saying mindless negative things instead of mindless positive things? I dont even particularly care about this video as its a one note joke but you people are acting like monkeys losing it in a zoo. And over what?

>>82591444
Shilling this hard AGAINST kino, how much is Sony paying you ?
Those CTR checks stop coming in?

>>82591564
They hate e-celebs just because and constantly make shit up about them. These threads are not for normal people.

>>82587361
This guy knows whats up.
I am honestly surprised,this is not the board I know.

>>82586569
>implying based dennis is capable of making a bad movie

>>82591600
Why is that tranny mad with redditlettermedia?

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>>82590195
>mfw not a single RLM fanboy detectKEK has solved the mystery of "Whatever happened to Jessi Whatshername", especially not the twist ending.

>>82591658
i'm encouraging you to wait for reviews to come out before getting hyped for a movie. in what bizarro world is that a form of shilling?

Yeah, gosling didn't even quip once in the trailer.
Gonna be such a boring film.
And it'll have night shots and rain, omg, it's so depressive and boring, who even does it anymore.

>>82591665
>They hate e-celebs just because
...because of their success. /tv/'s jealousy is disgusting. And on't even get me started on how i feel about autistic head canon.

>>82585279
Just like black people (humans) and white people (robots) then.
BRAVO VILLANOVA

ITT: No one that has seen The Nice Guys

>>82583770
should have ended with a song like la la land 2 b b h

>>82592023
True! In this age of Trump and Brexit, we need something light hearted! I'm so tired of deviating from the upbeat formula!

>>82591584
Uh, the casting director? Or is this some weird autistic head canon you have about RLM choosing Gosling because they're racist? Your shitposting makes no sense.

>>82591584
Blade Runner.

>>82584178
I wish we could ban these haters from the sub.

Was Ford ever good or did he just lucked out on good gigs?
People remember him as Han Solo and Indiana Jones(basicaly the same character). I think he's a good movie star(like Arnold or Stalone) but a bad actor.

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>>82583770
Top kek

>>82584337
>The Shining 2
Hasn't King written a sequel recently?

>>82589860
>this video which isn't making fun of something but I'll imagine it is actually making fun of it.

I don't think it's RO fans here who are the autists

>>82583982

This guys mad as fuck. But he's right

>>82592426
In recent years he always looks bored, whereas Arnie got better with age!

>>82583982
Love to see projection :)

>>82592426
He used to be good.
Somewhere down the line he stopped giving a fuck.
How and why we will never know,as it stands he is a burden now more than anything else he cant act for shit.

>>82586198
As often as your Rogue One-loving autistic head canon demands it, I suppose.

Can we just let old timers like Ford, Arnie, Willis etc just fade away in peace? Does anybody really want to see an old man acting like he's still in the prime of his life? I guess boomers pay good money for tickets to this shit so they can think, "Hey, he's still got it!" and make believe that they're not decrepit themselves.

>>82592426
He's not a bad actor, just a meh one

>>82584843
You might be overeducated

>>82584694
As if movies made by several talented people have never flopped (financially or creatively) before...

This reminds me of the people who were convinced that The Force Awakens would be good because John Williams was doing the music and Drew Struzan was doing the poster.

>>82592497
What, so old men shouldn't be allowed to act anymore? What difference does it make if they used to be famous or not? Arnold Schwarzenneger used his age as an opportunity to take new kinds of roles he never did before. Like Maggie, Aftermath, and Sabatoge instead of trying to be an action star.

Tbf, Blade Runner is not a great film, the stunning visuals and imagery save it from total mediocrity, cyberpunk fags are making it to be the best thing since sliced bread, insufferable little pricks.

>>82584720
Still butt-broken over their Rogue One review, I see.

>>82592594
yea, all it did was create a genre of imagery and tone that everyone till this day copies. Fucking overrated shit tbqhwy

>>82592594
You are correct but the Definitive cut makes up for a lot of shortcomings and teenage idiots.
Its good movie.

>>82590593
>No one wanted Jesse around.
I did. ;_;

>>82592569
You know what I'm talking about, asshole. Things like TFA, 2049, Genisys, etc. Dragging up old timers into action roles to revive dead franchises for money while everybody for some reason pretends these guys aren't obviously way too old to be action stars.

>>82592464

Yeah, Doctor Sleep. It's SHIT. Like fuck nigga. How do you ruin your own work so badly?

>>82592594
>the stunning visuals and imagery save it from total mediocrity

So you're saying it does what every filmmaker dreams of doing and more, and that's why it isn't mediocre.

>>82592648
King has always been absolute shit.

>>82586294
You do get that Mike was born in the late '70s, decades after Hitler died, right? And that the little story you've made up about him taking direct orders from someone from the 1940s is complete fiction, right? RIGHT?

>>82589196
>>82588743
woah

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A C T I O N P A C K E D

F A S T P A C E D

>>82592691

And you do get it's a meme, right? RIGHT?

>>82588743
>>82589196
They loved it

>>82592735
>And you do get it's a meme, right? RIGHT?
You're autistic, right? RIGHT?

>>82592761
And you're not, right? RIGHT?
I think we need to stop

>>82592680
his first 800 books were ok

>>82592723
>it's another "Harrison Ford puts in zero effort" flick

>>82592824
Nigga really doesn't know how to stop. I betcha he doesn't even proofread anymore.

>>82592594
You will forever be a bitter lemon and rotten alone.

Blade Runner forever will be a milestone for the art.

(((Blade runner 2049))) is a fucking cashgrab

>>82592824
He has only written 56 novels. What exactly are you going for here with this lie?

>>82592917
Each about 30,000 pages long

>>82592723
>you want me to wear WHAT??
>no, sorry
>*shows up in jeans and a shirt*
>you want me to do what? For this stupid fucking photoshoot?
>yea, ok.

>>82584577
>villeneuve has made some good movies
lmao

why do people like prisoners? it turns to pulp garbage halfway through

>>82592960
You're righ He only made great movies

>>82592558
Except there's a difference between the writer and director, and the guy who does the fucking poster isn't there.

>>82592982
Why do people come to /tv/? It's just contrarians, retards and /pol/acks.

>>82592353
It makes perfect sense if you actually have a brain you incompetent faggot.

>>82592948
Do you have any concept of how large of a book that would be? Try to make your lies more realistic because you're not fooling anyone with this slander.

>>82593112
Fine, 28,000 pages.

>the guys who loved Jurassic World, Force Awakens and both Guardians of the Galaxy don't like Blade Runner's trailer

Well the movie has chances to be good

RLM is total shit now

Is there a single modern Disney movie they won't shill for and a single old classic movie they won't hate on?

>>82593205
It is not allowed to say anything about them because LE FUNY SARCASM GUYS XXDDDD

>>82586817
This.

>>82593205
Rogue One. And Disney-worshipping /tv/ will never let them forget it.

/tv/ btfo yet again

>>82583982
i take it you liked rogue one

>>82593205
B-but they can't be shills because they call themselves shills ironically. They also make a monthly video about the last Star Wars and Disney capeshit movies news but it's all IRONIC

They loved everything Disney shits outs but that's pure coincidence

>>82588473
He also loved Enemy

Mike is a complicated man

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>>82583982

There is literally nothing wrong with being Gen X.

A few facts for this thread:
>villeneuve has never made a bad movie, enemy and incendies are great, sicario is up there too
>there is literally nothing wrong with this trailer, nothing incredible either
>anyone making fun of the goose acting like robot in fucking Blade Runner, a movie about robots being like humans and humans being like robots, is a drooling retard and should go back to you know where
>RLM are disney shills, confirmed since their TFA review, they tried to save face with Rogue One but it backfired big time because their complaints about it should have made them hate TFA even more
Am I missing something?

>>82593427
No pretty much spot on.
Now brace yourself for the RLM groupies.

>>82593427
>a movie about robots being like humans and humans being like robots
there isn't a single robot in blade runner

>>82593427
>redditlettercucks will deny any of this

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>RLM becomes popular
>/tv/ slowly turning on them

Gee never seen this happen before.

>>82593742
>RLM
>popular
kek

>>82593742
>colonuprightbracket.gif
how did this get made?

>>82590085
You can't reason with the kind of people this garbage content attracts.

>>82590195
I hear Jay is a filthy casual though

>linux user
>Debian 8
>get reminded of Jessi every time I update
suffering

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>>82593742
/tv/ hates ALL ecelebs, most of us have just filtered out your retarded generals, but there are posts like OP's that get past the filter, and thereby exposes your reddit bubble to opinions you don't like.

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>we're really shit at making movies
>but it's okay because we weren't TRYING
>but it's okay because it was IRONIC
>but it's okay because it was a JOKE
>haha look at these (actual actors) act! They're shit!
>watch us get pissy at criticism

Sure am glad I unsubscribed 4 months ago. These fucks are a one trick pony, if you can even call it a trick.

>>82591564
The better question is why do redditlettermedia fags lack any semblance of self awarness?

>gotg is amazing, I love it!
>but blade runner is SHIT

I don't get why we still have threads of these hacks?

>>82583982
Kek all the butthurt responses from RLMfags to this pasta are delicious

>>82584397
>Mike obviously hates it.
Mike has a shitty taste, he's almost a pleb.

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>agreed with them completely on Rogue One
>they loved Guardians 2

I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE

>>82583770
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK WB

>>82594335
WB is actually a very successful and Oscar® winning studio.

>>82594382
This. They were second only to Disney in terms of market share in 2016. See #IT in theaters this September.

>>82594335
>>82594382
When was the last time Disney or any of its subsidiaries won Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Director, Orignal Screenplay, Adapted Screenplay or Photography lads?

According to RLM and all those totally legit tv users and totally not viral marketers, they are the best studio ever so I guess they must have a ton of those right?

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>>82594382
>MUH OSCARS

>>82584471
It looks great, ande it's got The Goose.
Blade Runner is one of my favourite movies, so I'm trying to be optimistic.

>>82594498
Why does Disney character design look so bizarre and cheap?

>>82594529
So they look like the toys they're selling

>>82594476
Has Warner Bros. convinced the Academy to create a new category specifically designed for them to win every year like Disney has? No. WBtfo.

>>82594592
DAMN how will they ever recover?

>>82583982
BTFO

are they trying to prove turboautists can't discern emotion?

>>82594797
yes?

>>82583982
didn't know boomers actually posted on the Cambodian opium farming board, worry not your gen will soon be expiring.

>>82592643
Ford was better in TFA than anything he'd been in for at least 15 years. He actually seemed to care a little bit instead of being angry grandpa.

Anyone got the cellphone video of Mike bawling in his car after the jennifer aniston film festival

>>82595553
STOP IT YOU BUTTHURT ROGUE ONE FAN FIC FANATIC

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>>82585766
>Ha no

>>82595113

the turboautists being them

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>>82583770
You know Hollywood is shit when you more eagerly await a new RLM release than,.... any movie released in that year

>>82584590
Not only is it not a cash grab, it's going to lose money. $200 million budget for an R-rated movie.

>>82584471
That's a good question, but here's a better question: Is cat best girl ?

>>82596026
No, that means you need your friend simulator fix because you have no friends.