Whats your favorite AD quote?

"Check out who's on that hog in the rearview mirror"
"GEORGE MICHEAL"

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posting a not-so obvious choice

Every time I feed my dog a treat I say, "stop licking my palm, you horse's ass".

Lucille best character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EW_tlvW4aI

>>82576390
>Parking In Rear
holy shit, 10+ years and i'm still picking up new jokes. are there any other comedies this dense?

>>82576420
20 miles to Lego Land

I have 1 rule and 1 condition.

>>82576390
You were just a turd out there...a turd.

Millions?
Millions?
...mentally challenged?

How is AD (disregarding s4) so good? Season 2 is kino.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

>I’ve already prepared a list of “won’ts.”
>Oh, you’re lot going to believe this. My list of “can’ts.”

>tell the truth alright because there's been a lot of lies in this family
>And a lot of love
>...More lies

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

>>82576390
"Get rid of the Seaward."
"I'll leave when I'm good and ready!"

>>82576861
>disregarding s4
what are you talking about? season 4 has some really good episodes

>>82576861
Season 4 at least has some good quotes. That was always the best part of Arrested Development.
>Hello darkness my old friend
>A nu strt
>Daddy needs to get his rocks off
>etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oo6iEqkFnI

>Michael's face when he describes the mayonegg

>>82576390
theres reddit gold in le bananastand /r/michael!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7oBAnEmklk

All quotes in this and more.

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IM GAY!!

>>82577112
>You let her in.
That always kills me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13PnyYxxc0

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a "dry run," if you will, and now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

>>82577175
No Lindsay I'm not gay. How many times must we have this conversation. No, I want to be an actor!

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/tv/ you wake up as season 2 george michael tomorrow, what does /tv/ do with maeby ?

>>82576390
the worlds first analrapist!

>>82577180
>it wasn't a message, we talked

also, I get the jokes and the jokes are great about Ann but I always found Mae Whitman to be cute

>>82577112
>>HER??

>>82577256

What, is she funny or something?

>>82577207
Lick her clit.

>where does this hate come from white power bill?

>the jews i guess...

>Watch Hancock
>There's several AD references in it
>White Power Bill is in it, with a hook hand too iirc

>Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
>Or CANDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2kc4oZTVU
it's not even a joke but it's funny as fuck for some reason

>>82577406
BEADS?!

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>ann now

>>82577444
I don't get this
why is he so angry about BEADS

>>82577406
I like to use this whenever bees or beads come up.
Never goes down well.

>>82577487
>not posting 1st Ann

when ann breaks up with george michael and he lets out that crying yelp I always lose my shit

>>82577493
I have no idea. I also don't know why they don't allow people to bring in bees into the prison but I always laugh when Lucille says "They don't allow you to have bees in here."

>>82577343
give me a quick rundown on this references

>>82577613
BEES?

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>>82577487
her?

I forget the exact quote, but Lucille "She doesn't know how little I care for Gob" fucking kills me every time.

>>82577633
I don't remember, I haven't seen Hancock in years. But I know there are several AD references.

>>82577637
Gob's not on board

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George Michael's delivery in general is funny as fuck

>>82577495
GOB's not on board

>>82577106
>It's not the maca. *HUFFS MACA* Your body wants the maca. *HUFFS MACA* It's not the maca.

>>82577730
She loves all of her children equally.

>Lucille 2’s not a “B,” Mother. She’s kind, and she’s caring and she’s certainly less experienced than that WHORE! I’m dating now

>>82576390
"I'm going to my spin class"
"...I thought you had vertigo..."

does anyone have the clip where lindsey has been drugged and she's onstage for the dating auction and she's like "nyaaahhh come and get me"

>>82576390
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOOOZEEEENS

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>Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is DEAD

>>82577844
Michael Cera's only good role. And boy is he good at it.

LOOK AT BANNER MICHAEL!

>FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL

>>82577844
>hey pal. You alone?
>almost always yeah

>>82577844
>Hey pal, you alone?
>Almost always, yeah.

Annyong

>when the black franklin puppet gets washed and comes out white
>and in a british accent gob says "You've ruined the act Gob!"

>>82578483
>>82578486
>tfw you are George Michael

>>82576669
I hope I don't get shit, but curb your enthusiasm is my favorite comedy show and it can be pretty damn layered as well.

>>82578553
Here's some money, go see a Star War

>Oh hey Buster, I thought you had class.
>I thought YOU had class!

>>82578575
>all this pressure to be bright
>I GOTS CHILDREN ALL OVA TOWWNNN

>>82576390
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

>>82576995
When I first got this I had to called my brother and talk about AD. God damn it got me.

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"COME BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME"
>throws letter into the ocean

>>82578553
GOB's outburst in one episode always makes me laugh.

>WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THIS INSUFFERABLE CHILD TO... god.

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>>82576390

Its fucking killing me I can't find a clip of it.
Ok the retarded british girl he's dating gets pulled into a cabin. Michael told her his family is dead, and when they all introduce themselves as michaels family the atmosphere is fucking incredible. Gobs inflection when he says "we're nice" makes it the best part in the series to me.

>>82578575
Franklin's great.
My favorite is when GOB is driving George senior around.
>"Mr Bluth"
>"Oh crap Dad's he's onto us"
>"He means you you idiot"

>>82576390
"look at banner michael"

>>82576861
season 4 was fine, portia and michael ceras faces were the only major concern i had. wish they stuck with it instead of taking years for season 5 again

not a quote but realizing in hindsight that tobias was actually a black man is hilarious.

its as ann as the nose on plains face

>>82579080
part of Portia's weird look was the wig she wore for the scenes where Lindsay has long hair. she looked much better in the second half of the season

>>82578941
the part right after is gold too

>>82579149
whut?

>>82578459
is there a deeper meaning to why they dont ever say "a" or "the" banner?

I just hope they do a fifth (and final) season with a good enough resolution before Lucille or George, Sr. die

while I like S4, it's terrible way to end the series. the last episode is all setup

>>82579264
Nope it's just funnier that way

>>82579149
That is such a horseshit theory

>>82579264
Could be that the family doesn't really know how to express themselves with love. So they do it like a child.

>>82577175

The last season sucked, but Tobias's conversation with the To Catch A Predator host was gold.

>You will never have season 1 or 2 Portia trying to slut it up and fuck you

JUST

>>82579456
>the "Man Inside Me" book cover
>Lindsay, complaining about men not hitting on her after talking about her "open marriage": When guys hear the name "Tobias, " they think big black guy.
>Tobias: Sorry, I'm not a "big guy," Lindsay
>younger Tobias is pictured with a 'fro

plus, Cross even admitted to it being a running joke, but they decided to drop it

>>82579284
>>82579264
It's because the banner is missing an article and is in the wrong tense, so they also speak with the same problem

>>82578123
>Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is DEAD

kek

>>82579456
i don't think its a fan theory, pretty sure someone admitted it. and the references make sense in hindsight. i think they dropped it pretty early though

>>82578918
https://streamable.com/vt2ov

>>82579188
yeah but the plastic surgery is just way too obvious compared to old seasons. why do pretty women do that? porn stars with great tits are always getting implants too.

>>82577300
that would be nice

>>82577207
drop spaghetti.

>>82579672
>>82579986
>admitted
Gonna need a source on this or I call bullshit

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>>82578483
>>82578486

gets me every time

>THAT'S MY POINT, YOU handsome cowboy, you.
>Oh great, and now you're mocking me, YOU SELFISH Country-music-loving lady.

>>82578643
>Army had a half day

>>82579272
season 5 started filming in january, and apparently this time they planned it so the whole cast could be together instead of character focused episodes

Something something banana stand.

>Beads.
>Bees?!
>Beads!
>BEADS?!
>GOB's not on board.

Also, enough time has passed, guys. You can admit to season 4 being bad; it's OK now. There's no need to keep pretending. It doesn't make the first three seasons any less good if season 4 was crap.

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>>82579642
>the scene where Lindsay is offering to fill that "special role" for George Michael

>Oh, i'm sorry, thats right, you're wife is dead

>Well I dont want to blame EVERYTHING on 9/11 but it certainly didn't help

My two favorite lines are ones that aren't really even all that funny, but I thought were hilarious for some reason.

>T-Bone, did you burn down the storage unit?
>Oh, most definitely.

>The airport stairway vehicle was the last vestige of the Bluths' former wealth. Also, that House Of Pies went out of business.

>>82580530
but anon everyone was saying season 4 was shit when it first aired.

>>82580660
Yeah, but there's no reason to keep being a contrarian anymore.

>>82580584
>Well I dont want to blame EVERYTHING on 9/11 but it certainly didn't help
That's a great one.

>>82580530
I think it started to get good once they story lines started coming together, unfortunately that was like 7 or 8 episodes in.

>gob releasing the bow tie seal into the ocean
>"you're not gonna be hand-fed anymore!"

>>82580530
>>82580530
it got way more hate when it first came out though. i don't think it was as good but it had its moments.

>>82580530
But season 4 is better than season 3.

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MY NAME IS JUDGE. MY NAME IS... JUDGE.

>>82580923
What kind of a name is that, MAGAZINE?

>>82580923
>>82581061
When he uses the doctor's tape recorder but still moves his lips cracks me up.

>>82579672
Tobias is a jew who believes he's black.

>jewfro
>played by a jew
>psychologist
>gets called a kike

I can hear him now: Who left the cap off my fucking Glisten!?

>>82581113
little shit like that is why the show is great.

Jan: You never heard anyone in your family discuss plans to either travel to Iraq or do business there?
Tobias: Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and --
Jan: Your Witness

>>82580923
JUDGE... MY NAME

The fucking seal gags.

I have Pop-Pop in the attic.

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the banners

>You're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman are you?
>No, baby. I'm the real thi-
>Drives away

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>>82581720

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>>82581760

>There's always money in the banana stand.

>and i've skipped breakfast so i'm off to burger king
>*jumps over shark*

>IF I WANTED SOMETHING YOUR THUMB TOUCHED I'D EAT THE INSIDE OF YOUR EAR

>Talk you off what, pop pop?

>>82581832
When's that voice gonna drop?

>>82580530
S4 suffers because of its structure, but it legit has some of the best jokes in the whole series

>same

>>82576390
Her?

>>82581883
yeah I thought we were getting an edit of that season sometime? something to restructure it like a normal season

"Wait a minute, Gob, is that part of your trick?"
"No, Michael. It's not my trick."
>on the next arrested development
>"It's my ILLUSION!"

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>>82576390

>>82582049
Is this real? Canada has no fucking network coverage wtf.

>No! I no dust buster anymore!

>>82582086

Nobody lives in those parts of Canada. They're tundra wastelands

>>82577162
Why exactly did they omit "the" from some sentences? Were there more instances of this besides "From army" and "Take a look at banner" that I can't remember?

This just in (to me anyway): Netflix is dropping AD on May 26.

Have they announced what platform S5 will be on?

>>82582320
I wouldn't count on it. I remember getting a message that they were going to remove it in April but they ended up not doing that. We'll see.

>>82582367
My message popped up just now as I was starting the episode. Is that what happened to you?

>>82581883
Season 4 is kinda meh on the first watch. But if you watch it again it becomes much better since you start seeing how it all fits together.

>>82582320
Season 4 (and 5) are Netflix owned, they won't go anywhere. Seasons 1-3 are not, so they are at the mercy of distribution contracts.

>>82582454
Yes, back in March I was watching season 1 and I got the message that it would be removed in April. Then a few weeks ago I started watching again and I got the message that it would be removed May 26th. Plus even if they remove it, they would only remove seasons 1-3 since season 4 is a Netflix original. And season 5 would also be on Netflix.

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Reminder that they replaced best Marta with a dirty sweaty eyebrow monster

> According to TV Line, a major component of Season 5 will be flashbacks using other actors to play the principal characters
oh this does not bode well with me
sure AD has always had flashbacks here and there but I always felt they were some of the weakest scenes of the show
plus this means well probably have to sit through more scenes with seth fucking rogan as george sr

>>82582798
I dislike her in nearly everything else, but Kristen Wiig was a decent Lucille (if only because it was a straight imitation of the character)

>>82583081
yeah she was fine, but seth was just seth with a wig on almost like he didn't even watch the show beforehand to get a handle on the character
cant imagine who they would hire for teenage versions of the other characters

>>82578483
>>82578601

>tfw was like George Michael before I came here and now I'm like Buster.

>>82584806
always unique, totally interesting, sometimes mysterious?

One of my favorite quotes comes from season 4. it's when Terry Cruz, Lindsey and Michael are at dinner. The way Michael delivers this line is just perfect.

>I'm not one of those Hollywood types who can't go 30 seconds without looking at his phon- I have to take this.

reddit the show

>Uh-oh, here comes John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry about mah paw. I'm gonna build an airport, put mah name on it!" Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
David Cross is brilliant.

>>82586748
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS

GODZILLA

>>82578575
>At least he'll be let into the country club now.

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>>82582039

"Maybe it was the other George Michael; the singer-songwriter?"

>breakfast?
>no, boddy. Family.

>>82584860
lol

>>82576861
S4 is fine, it's just formatted differently because they tried to embrace the "Netflix binge" format.

sweet old thing
Only two of those words describe mom so I know you're lying

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>the episode where George Michael pretends to be michael's daughter

>>82588995
Even so I think experimenting with that format was good for a comeback season like that. It had to be one off and it had to be almost separate from the rest of the series in regards to any arcs.

>>82579672
He also wears a dashiki in the promo shots for Season 1, and there's a couple more references as well.

He's an albino african.

>>82580170
>It is also suggested that Lindsay married Tobias in order to rebel against her father, perhaps because her father disapproved of her marrying a black man.

BTFO

>>82577532
Isn't first Ann the girl from caprica

>daddy horny, michael

>>82584806
fug

THeres nothing ambiguous about me. Johnnny storm, the human flamer!

>>82576390
>It's really just the age we live in, isn't it? Take a pill and forget your problems. Take a pill to go to sleep. Take a pill to forget your problems. Need an erection? Take a pill. Need to forget your problems? Take a pill! Take a pill and your problems are forgotten! Take a pill... What an age we live in! It's great!

>>82589661
>Reddit theories are sources
Until you show me a legit sourced quote you're talking out of your ass. Hint: You won't fucking find one

>>82576390
I like the quote "Arrested Development has been canceled".

Anyone else?

>>82577406
>I'm just a gentlemen honey farmer.

>>82578677
>You're not gonna be hand fed anymore

>>82577207
Awkwardly and humorously avoid the situation, cause I'm George Michael.

>>82591923
Can always tell a Milford man

>>82576390
should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13PnyYxxc0

There's always money in the banana stand.

Michael: Get rid of The Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

>>82576861
They went out of their way to make a funny character focused show with no ulterior motive. Pretty crazy how good a thing can become when people aren't forced to put in talking points because some focus groups prefer it that way.

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>>82592089
Holy fuck I forgot about that.

One of my favorite bits is when michael is dating charlize theron and her guardian says how she got plastic surgery
>"we wouldn't have this problem if he dated her last year"
and then they show a pic of charlize from that movie Monster

>>82577112
>I don't feel so good

S4 does become funnier the more you watch it. Like some anons mentioned here, is got some of the best quotes on the whole show.

I liked it better than S3 t b h

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>>82577144
>it's a newfag thinks everything is Reddit episode.

>>82576390
>Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed as a woman are you?
>Nah baby I'm the real thi-
>*Screeching tires*

>I hate the jews!
>You hate /pol/
>I hate the government!
>You hate /pol/
>I HATE MY FATHER!
>You hate.../pol/.

>>82592191
It still has the Arrested Development charm where the jokes are hidden within the scenes long before a character speaks them. Each time I watch through the series again I see hidden jokes that I didn't see on previous watch-throughs. AD is one of the greatest comedies of all time.

And secondably, I forgot that you're the big marriage expert. Oh no, I'm sorry - your wife is dead.

>>82592300
>WHITE! POWER!
>But I'm . . . white

>>82592346
Kek, I'd forgotten about that

>>82576390

"I don't have time for your magic tricks"

"ILLUSIONS Dad, you don't have time for my ILLUSIONS"

>"Whoa whoa whoa, there's still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, baby you got a stew going"
>"Just two adults getting a stew on, man"

>"well I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans!"

The fat one is Polly?

I've only watched the pilot and it's ok. Should I follow this series?

Honestly, I don't remember much from the show. I know I enjoyed it, but still don't remember any quotes other than "marry me". My favourite bit is in the Netflix season where the real estate agent upsells Lindsey and Tobias on a bunch of stuff "just so you know you have it, that way you have it". I fucking love that bit and me and my brother qoute that a lot.

>>82579672
>forgetting the parts where lucille refers to him as a colored man

>>82577406
OLD BEAR

HE LIKES THE HONEY

>>82578643
>hey, we're just gettin' a stew goin'

>>82594995
yeah but contrary to what these plebs say s4 is a steaming pile of garbage.

>"Te amo"
>In english, please
>"I love you"
>Great. Now I'm late.

>>82578553
Annyong

Season 2 -> 3 might be the biggest drop in quality of any syndicated Television show ever

IT AIN'T EASY BEIN WHIIIITE, IT AIN'T EASY BEIN BROOOOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_aSoeVaE7M
>I took 4 years of Spanish, i don't know why i don't know that!

How many times do I have to tell this kid chicken wings!?

BEATRIIIICE

>>82576390
OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE-
SALE

>>82595922

CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE THE KNOB IS

>>82577144
The important thing is you found a way to bitch about something without actually coming up with an original opinion

>>82577406
this right here. Watched the whole show Jan this year and this was top tier shit for some reason.

>>82577613
>They don't allow you to have bees in here.
This was going be bee my line

>I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain.

>W-Worse that can happen is can I spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?!

GOB kills me

>>82596647
His breakdown in s4 after he realized he is engaged to the girl in the 4000 dollar suit and he is the guy in the 20 dollar pajamas was great

>>82580001
Fuck that's good

>>82581883
There was some talk of an official recut without the character specific episodes