Why is this probably the most BORING Alien movie in the series /tv/?

Prometheus was ok

OP here, sorry, wanted to post a pic of Resurrection.

>>82575870

Fuck that shit!

Resurrection was MILES better than Prometheus and far more entertaining.

>>82575804
Is "the most boring" code for "the best"?

Aliens is the only one I would qualify as kind of "boring". But even then it's only intermittent, ironically the parts that bore me are the actions scenes.

>>82575804
Ridley Scott can do no wrong. Prometheus is simply the first step in his master plan.

>>82575985
Ressurection is so bad it already bad again

>>82575870
Resurrection was bad but even that managed not to be boring. Prometheus was so shit it couldn't even manage to be entertaining.

>>82575870
The first documented case of OP mistakenly coming across as a fag only to redeem himself

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>>82576059

lol, you make me laugh cause you make no sense

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>>82575804
>He didn't like Prometheus

>>82575804
it's kinda cool tbqh. but it can be painful watching it a second time.

I think everyone who watches it should read the redditfag's explanation of the symbolism etc. etc. in it https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/uswn1/prometheus_everything_explained_and_analysed/

if any alien movie is boring it's the first one

>>82576197

Are you retarded?

>>82576227
yes, disregard that post.

>>82575804
AVP was the less boring than Prometheus

>>82576181
That explanation is autism in its purest form

I saw Prometheus in 3D while tripping on a low dose of mushrooms, and it dumbed me down enough mentally that I was unable to recognize how stupid the writing was. It was a great, extremely atmospheric experience.

>>82576976
No one watches a Ridley Scott movie for the writing

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>>82575870
Any movie with my wife starring in it is enjoyable.

>>82575804
The only Alien movie I've seen is the one where they play basketball and it has that caveman who was in Sons of Anarchy