>you’re in the club and this guy uses his shaky hand to

Tell him about how much I loved Inland Empire when I watched it on my iPhone

Tell him his movies are garbage, they have no coherent plot and are intentionally nonsensical. Even he has no idea what the fuck is going on in any of his movies, he made them that way because he knows autistic virgins will analyse the fuck out of his films even though they're devoid of substance. He's banking on idiots to piece together his random nonsensical scenes into their own bullshit narrative. But I'll throw him a bone at the end and say at least Blue Velvet was good.

approach him, then blink and when i open my eyes i realize that he was my girlfriend the entire time.
a guy in a gimp mask looks on silently from the sidelines.

I slap my girl's ass and shake his hands.

>>82574394
Just enjoy the richness of that moment.

>>82574580
You seem bitter. Did this happen to you in real life?

>>82574394
is that doctor who?

Let him fuck my girlfriend in exhange for a little bit of his godtier hair genetics

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>>82574394
What did he mean by this?

>>82574394
dump my girlfriend and suck Lynch's cock right there in the club

>>82575913
this

>>82575913
this anon gets it gf's are for faggots, Lynch is god, if you have the chance to suck god's dick you don't ask questions you get on your knees and open your mouth

>>82574394
Beat him up. He would think it's an ironic act of art or some shit and straight up enjoy it. After that enjoy a line of coke with him.

>>82574508
dedication right here

>>82574394
>>what do you do?

explain to him how my snakeskin jacket is a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom, kick his ass, and then sing elvis presley's "love me" to my girl.

>>82574394
Ask him a shitload of questions about filmmaking in general
And ask why he signed on to play the bartender on the Cleveland Show