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Is this movie good, or a piece of shit?

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explain this

>>82564228
I thought it was hot garbage, but for some reason /tv/ likes it (probably because they just follow the opinions of RLM)
The dialogue was pretty shitty
The camera work was fucking awful in any scene that wasn't a CGI-boosted action sequence
There were WAY too many hamfisted emotional moments where NOTHING happened besides people sitting and talking about their feelings. Like, seriously
Drax and Mantis emotional talk
Gamora and Nebula emotional talk
Rocket and Yondu emotional talk
Multiple Peter and Ego emotional talks
Another awkward dance scene with Gamora where they're outside and listening to music?? Like, didn't we already do that in the first one?
Also the music felt a bit more... Forced? In the first one, the awesome mix was put in naturally to the movie and felt pretty cool. This one gives the awesome mix a Suicide Squad treatment and plays it just a bit too much.

My biggest issue is that there isn't really a goal until way into the movie.
Basically, the first 1/3 of the movie, they sort of just react to stuff until they meet the villain, who isn't really shown as a villain until late into the movie. The only other threat is this race of gold people that seemed more comically bumbling than threatening.

That was the biggest fucking offense was that they never let tension grow. Any time there was a scene that had any bit of tension or suspense, they'd crush it IMMEDIATELY by having the antagonist do something totally goofy or weird. The only times they actually let it get serious was during their myriad of emotional talks while sitting.

It was bad, I think. Worse than the first one to a major degree and probably my least favorite marvel movie.

At least it looked pretty.

>>82564228
It's good in the sense that Suicide Squad is good. Good visuals. Throwaway humor out the ass. Cute girl or two. Final showdown between 2 guys becoming CGI things and memeing each other it 1 big attack.

>>82564114
>We saved the Guardians of the Galaxy Voltoo.

jesu christo, Marvel

>>82564432
Non meme answer, Rocket uses a jet.

>>82564228
worse than shit, its reddit

>>82564572
>a rocket uses a jet

>>82564228
Pure garbage. Marvelfags enjoy eating shit if it's covered with a label that says marvel.

>>82564228
It has it's moment in an overall disappointing sequel due to forced humor and nothing happening for a good chunk of the movie.
If you liked the funny adventure of the first one, be prepared to be let down because there is no adventure in this one.
Star-Lord doesn't do anything til the end.
Plot goes nowhere since half the Guardians are sitting around and the others are in prison.

>>82564491
tl;dr

>>82564572
>rocket
>uses a jet
fucking pick one, redditor

Does the racoon really use an airbreathing jet engine rather than a rocket of some sort?

>>82564228
I thought it was awful (and i loved the first one)

>>82564228
It's very entertaining