Luke Skywalker

His aunt is the only woman on Tatooine and the rebellion is a sausage fest

>>82561786
Mara Jade.

>>82561786
You see, there was this unfortunate accident with his cybernetic hand shortly after Empire...

>>82561786
>1.75m
manlet

>>82562036
yes i saw the report, poor dude

>>82561786
Because he's Jesus with a glow-stick

Jedis are always virgin WEEBS

>>82562358
Even Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene.

>>82561893
>tfw no proper Episode 7 with Christina Hendricks as Mara Jade.

>>82561786

>implying he didn't drown in pussy after ROTJ.

>>82561855
>His aunt is the only woman on Tatooine
So?

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>>82561855
There was also that one random girl that called him Wormie but the odds are pretty stacked against him.

>>82561786

>Why did he never get laid?

There was only one female in the trilogy and it was his sister.

Also she probably had the cooties.

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>>82563242
>Christina Hendricks
How badly do you want to kickstart millions of boys' puberties, Jesus Christ?

reddit wars

>>82563865
I'm actually a bit scared over all those young boys who will look up to deformed chav goblin Rey as a beauty standard. Kids will be so fucked.

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>>82564010
If only they were willing to introduce EU characters like Darth Talon. But I doubt this would be allowed.

>>82564350
Muh dik

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>>82563750
She had the chad boyfriend