What's next for his career?

Crashing this plane...

What happened?

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>>82559487

>>82559514
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship

>>82559550
Well I'm sorrycto hear that

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>>82559463
getting Mongolian and Belarus citizenship

invading Ukraine and snatching all the punanies

>>82559571
He is best friend with Putin and Ukraine is butthurt about it

>>82559463
>Judging from that picture...
A conflict with Elmer Fudd

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post rare Seagals
Here he is with Dilip Kumar

>>82559571
because now...

i will snatch....
every


motherfucker birthday

Hopefully shaving that porno-goatee

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Grab her by the titty

>>82559487
>>82559525
what kino is this?

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Why does he deliver watermelons to hood niggers?

You can talk tough on the internet all you want.
Steven Seagal has a black belt in Aikido and got hired to train Hungarian special forces in Aikido.
He could fuck all of you up in a fight.

Also his movies get a lot of shit for being calm and more realistic but honestly I like it more this way.

How the fuck does he not get sick of seeing the world through those yellow tinted operator glasses?

>>82560743
Source?

>>82560151
is she groping his big dragon balls?

>>82560784
They keep away the flashbacks of snatching birthdays during the war

>>82559463
Do they double cheeseburgers on hand for him to cleanse his palate after taking a bite of that carrot?

>>82560743
I think he would tip over from one leg kick

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What's next for her career?

What seagalkino contains the scene where he uses a wakizashi to slice up a couple of gunmen in an (oval?) office
I would post the webm but cant find it

He's probably going to snatch every motherfucker birthday in Ukraine.

>>82561081
Dude is for real. He was the first westerner who trained an Aikido Dojo in Japan

He works as a Deputy off time and had real criminals he captured.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_An5h3v00Ng

Classic among the classics from the 80s action movies.

This couldn't be made today because it would be too much racist and violent.

>>82561081
Believe it or not, there was a time when Steven Seagal was considered the most dangerous man alive.

Where to start with campy Seagal kino?
Nothing from the 20th century

>>82561493
A Good Man?

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>>82559550
>hohols this butthurt about crimea

>>82561660
>nothing from the 20th century
You'd be missing out.

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>>82559463
>ex CIA operative
>fluent in 9 languages
>IQ 195
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Russian citizenship
>A-list action movie superstar
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>has 1911 collection
>Better shooter than Jeff Cooper & Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back

This man has achieved everything that is physically possible to achieve

>>82561743
Well my point is not his real movies from the 80s. Must be involuntary camp

>>82561746
>honorary black belt in Shibari
subtle kek

>>82561799
Hard to Kill
A Good Man
Contract To Kill
Sniper: Special Ops
Absolution
Killing Salazar
The Glimmer Man

There's more, but I'll have to get to my computer to see all of his memeworthy works.

>>82561983
Out For Justice
Into The Sun
Code of Honor
Kill Switch
Out of Reach
Out For a Kill
The Foreigner
Attack Force

I know it's a lot but I guarantee that they're all Seagalkino.

>>82559463
He'll be installed as the governor of russian controlled crimea. Where he'll have a secret base and his own private army to train.

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Dumping some of my obligatory material...

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>>82563002
More obligatory Seagalkino...

>>82561983
Hard to Punani
A Good Punani
Punani To Kill
Punani: Special Ops
Punani
Killing Punani
The Punani Man
Out For Punani
Into The Punani
Code of Punani
Punani Switch
Out of Punani
Out For a Punani
The Punani
Punani Force

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>>82563043
PUNANI
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>>82563043
>Into The Punani

>>82559463
Under Siege 3. Somebody started working on the script last year.

Id say finishing that carrot

>>82563608
NO FUCKING WAY.

HYPE
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P
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>82559463
Hes geralt of rivia

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>>82559463
He is going to the Golden Horseshoe Buffett to eat till his belt buckles.

>>82564133
He also wants to sing this song about "my safe space"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U

>>82564133
>>82564288
reddit

>>82560446
Don't you feed ducks in ponds?

>>82564133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qa27NxITlo

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Anyone seen the new Deus Ex movie? It's looking pretty good...

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>>82561746
i don't remeber him making a movie i'd like to see twice tho

>>82566227
RYBACK!

>>82566227
I unironically love this fight scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5nCqa29YY

Who else is hyped for Attrition?

>>82566418
For a moment I thought he parried a knife attack with his hand.

>>82566470
I am. Honestly I unironically enjoy Seagal's films. Even if they're not great, he's definitely up there as far as comfy actors go.

>>82564133
>>82564288
When has Seagal cried out for a safe space?

>>82566514
He kinda did.

>>82559482
He would have made a great bane, not even meming

>>82559463
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEY WHAT'S UP DOC

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>Seagal thread
>kinosseurs outnumber reddit haters