is there more shallow relationship in capeshit history?

Why did the pick some plane Jane old hag?

>>82558436
delete this right fucking now

>>82558436
They make good beards.

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>>82558436
fpwp

>>82558436
it would be unrealistic for the majority of women to be seen with some balding cuck

Why is it shallow?

Thor and Jane.

Why would Thor choose a frail human woman when his character suggests he'd be more interested in strong warrior women?

>>82558358
GUYS IM ACTING

*SUPRISED FACE IN SAD MOMENT*


OH NO

EVERYBODY


I


AM


ACTING

>>82558358
>That costume design

HD was a mistake

>>82558358
Is it Oedipus complex? Serious question.

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>>82558358
>shallow
I dunno, anon, the Freudian aspect runs deep in these movies.

>>82558436
They had to match the age of Superman's girlfriend with his hairline

>>82558551
because he doesn't want his masculinity to be challenged and he wants a girl who can't save herself.

>>82559092
funny because it's true

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>>82558551
because the ubermensch knows in his heart that the seductive jewess is the chosen one for him

Pretty sure their relationship is built on mutual trust. He trusted her to keep his secret and she trusted him to do the right thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRrTdzz0tk

>>82559276
>trust
*cock

>>82558854
>straight up penii
>freudian

>>82559308
mutual cock?
???

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>>82559379
>implying

How can someone be as old-Hollywood handsome as Cavell and have as much charisma as a toll booth worker? Brando in his sixties shits all over Henry "Hairline" Cavell.

>>82558358
Is that his mom?

>>82559497
He's a fat British kid who just happened to be handsome

>>82559509
Goddam, I could not imagine this walking into an office where I'm sitting.

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>>82558436
lmao cue a million low-standard fat fucks getting angry

FPBP

Stop bullying Amy. She is under my protection. You have been warned.

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>>82558358
This is pretty bad. The only good that came out of this was porn and BUTTFUCK IN THE PUSSY.gif

>>82561227

Black Widow banged the entire avengers roster. She is a slut.

>>82558551
Because Jane is Natalie Portman. How much of a faggot are you to not wanting to fuck and be together with Natalie Portman?

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>>82561668
>settling for a cunt long past her prime

>>82558358
Gamora and Starlord.

Quill talking about that "unspoken thing" between them and having Mantis speak it aloud only made me even more aware of their absolute vacuum of chemistry.