>you're fired
>you can't fire me, I quit
>>82557394
>you're fired
>plant in a cardboard box
>character puts stuff into boxes
>looks at picture on his desk and slowly puts it in and sighs
>That's it. I quit
>You don't get to quit
>>82557406
>>plant in a cardboard box
Nah, I fell like it's always a ruler sticking out of the box.
>>82557394
>you're fired
>character has a freakout.
>>82557394
>still used dead frog meme
Show some respect OP and stop defiling his corpse
>You're fired
>I'm fired? I'M fired?!
>>82557813
This at least toad post
>you're fired
>throws name tag on boss desk
>slams door
>>82557932
is Wojack anti-trump?
>you can't do that!
>I already did :^)
>>82558013
Wojack is anti everything
>>82557394
>you're fired
>you can't fire me, I quit
> you quit? ok, so you forego & waive any unemployment benefits from the state and/or the standard severance package we offer to terminated employees.
> But I can't quit, you fired me first.
> Shit, you're right about that...
>detective doesn't go by the book
>finds nothing
>"damn it kowalski, you know how much that little stunt of yours cost me? I got the DEA breathing down my neck!"
>gets fired
>hands in gun and badge
>and other gun
>detective goes back to apartment
>finds one piece of evidence he missed after throwing papers around in frustration
>investigates solo
>finds and arrests the killer
>"I don't like your methods, kowalski, but GOD DAMN you get results"
>gets badge and guns back
>You're fired
>I'm not fired, we're not in Kansas anymore
>>82558211
No more fight, just love
>you're fired
>wha- hold on you can't just fire me
>I just did
>>82557394
But they would get better money if they got fired instead of quitting
>>82558345
It's the principle of the thing.
>I thought you died
>I'm full of surprises
>*slams file on desk*
>"You know what? This is the last time you stuff up. Get out, you're fired!"
>"Not after you see what I just found in the file room"
>*reads file*
>"You know what you're not fired, use it"
>>82557394
>You're fired
>I'm not fired; I'm the CEO in disguise
>>82558710
>I'm the CEO OF disguise
>spins around in office chair
>CEO: b-brother!