>Make videos trashing nerd culture and superhero movies with

Nice try, Adolf.

>>82557347
I don't think you understand the point of their Nerd Crew videos OR the meaning of the word hypocrite.

>>82557347
Do you fully comprehend the levels of sarcasm Red Letter Media go to?

>>82557347
It was clear that theyre hacks when they bashed Rogue One for exactly same things they praised TFA for (Muh AT-ATS)

>>82557347
>"THEY DIDN'T HATE A MOVIE BECAUSE IT WAS MADE BY MARVEL REEEEE!"
What did faggot OP mean by this?

I watch them because I think the shows are fun, not because I agree with their opinions or how they justify their opinions. I kind of grew out of "film criticism" a long time ago tbf

>>82559669
Is this a meme now? Or are there really people on /tv/ too stupid to understand the differences between the two movies?

>it's another faggot gets triggered by an opinion thread

>>82557347
How can you be this stupid?

Mike always goes on about how knowledgeable he is about screenwriting and story structure yet he said NOTHING about what a half-baked mess GotG2 was in terms of writing. Total fucking hack.

>>82559758
>I loved TFA because it had Tie Fighters and Falcon (even though it is set years after OT)
>I hated R1 because it had AT ATs and it was nostalgia pandering (even though it is literally set during the era in which vehicles used by empire were established in previous movies)
Yeah, it me whobis stupid here

>>82557347
i miss when they reviewed things that werent capeshit :/

When will you faggots stop being so utterly ass blasted when you're opinions aren't validated?

>>82559912
>>I loved TFA because it had Tie Fighters and Falcon (even though it is set years after OT)
They literally never said this is why they liked it. In fact, they said the fan service was the weakest aspect of the movie.

>>I hated R1 because it had AT ATs and it was nostalgia pandering
Look past the opening sketch. Their real problems with the movie go far beyond fan service.

You're willfully being a retard in order to complain.

>>82559945
You mean like Life, La La Land, The Bye Bye Man and Get Out, which have all been reviewed this year? They reviewed 21 movies last year (not counting the 2016 catch up episode) and only 5 or 6 of those were capeshit.

>>82560081
Look, just ignore it. these threads are started by autistic Rogue One fanatics. You will never, ever be able to counter their irrational hatred and jealousy of RLM.

>>82560130
It's just fucking weird and kind of creepy how many of these threads are being started daily now. It seems to be getting worse and worse. These pathetic faggots are obsessed.

>>82560081

5-6 was 100% of cbms movies released last year

>>82559945
I also miss the time of a week ago.

>>82560012
This. It's irritating yet at the same time kind of thrilling that RLM's Rogue One videos are STILL causing this much rectal rage amongst those on the autistic spectrum.

>>82557347
>DUDE I HATE HOLLYWOOD, IT'S FULL OF SHITTY SEQUELS, REMAKES AND CORPORATE DISNEY MOVIES
>OH BTW WE LOVE 99% OF THEM LOL!

>>82560178
jokes on you they're being retarded on purpose -_-

>>82560430
>WE LOVE 99% OF THEM
They don't though. You realize there's a whole spectrum of feelings between love and hate, right?

>>82560430
>99% OF THEM
But I bet it's that 1% they didn't like that really has your panties in a twist (I'm referring to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story). kys

>>82560012
>>82560423
What else are people going to do in Trump's America. The people need a voice, and we will make that voice heard

>>82557347
Is Guardians of the Galaxy even capeshit? It seems more to me like a family friendly scifi adventure movie.

>>82560485
>It seems more to me like a family friendly scifi adventure movie.
it is but don't tell the screeching autists. They need something to complain about because the alternative is going outside and that would just be too much of a shock to their system.

>>82560463
>spectrum
Oh oh oh my sex junk

>>82560548
Fuck off libtard, human emotion is not a spectrum, its just bullshit neo-emotions that these fuckers are trying to shove down our necks. You either love shit or hate it. I love this country, and I guess that makes it clear what you fuckers think of our democracy, that is until you actually have to like in some shithole-istan country

>>82560548
>>82560708
Jesus Christ, you faggots can't even keep your autistic bullshit contained to appropriate threads. Fuck off and die.

>>82560748
Typical fucking hilary fanboy, or should I say fanperson to not hurt your precious, snowflake feelings? Protecting this countries liberties and its peoples love for the nation isn't something that can be contain to a single board. This isn't your fucking communist shithole. We have freedom of speech here

Do we have to endlessly post about this?
Can't we just post about how fucking smashable Jay is.

>>82560081

This is literally Jay

>>82560884
>Do we have to endlessly post about this?
WE don't have to. But friendless virgins do apparently.

>Can't we just post about how fucking smashable Jay is.
Oh nevermind. You are one of those friendless virgins. Continue with your cancer thread, faggot.

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>"Movies are just meant to be fun!" sarcastic joke in almost every episode
>"I like this movie because it was fun!"

At what point did RLM peak and begin its inevitable downfall, /tv/?

>82560885

It's not Jay. Jay doesn't obsessively count things. He's autistic about torture porn and directors, not numbers.
It's Jack or Mike.

>>82560936
>>"I like this movie because it was fun!"
You realize they talked and elaborated about the movie and what they liked about it for 30 minutes right?

>>82560057
>calling a 4chan banner reddit
You dun goof'd reddit newfag

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>>82557347
Friendly reminder that RLM-posters are all like pic related.

>leftist
>loves RLM
>says 'kino'
>mentally unstable TRANNY
>sucks cock for pleasure
>posts on twitter 18 hours a day
>plays weeb games

>>82561224
i am starting to really dislike RLM desu, can they review some obscure avant garde films I've never heard of instead

>>82561258
>can they review some obscure avant garde films I've never heard of instead
That would definitely bring in the big views!

>>82561258
I wish.

I got into them because they'd often refer to smaller movies while understanding the shit blockbuster hype is a fad.

>>82561320
>I got into them because they'd often refer to smaller movies while understanding the shit blockbuster hype is a fad.
So you "got into them" for reasons that never existed?

>>82559919
That image applies to all their shitty Nerd Crew videos.

>>82561380
Wow you really missed the point of those Nerd Crew videos huh?

>>82561394
>hurr people who enjoy things are shills hurr durr

No I got it just fine and their "point" is asinine garbage. They're just jealous they're not a part of nerd culture so they have to shit on everyone else who is.

>>82561224
The thumbnail looked ok, but enlarging and seeing the face, I am not sexually aroused.

>>82561432
>>hurr people who enjoy things are shills hurr durr
Thanks for clarifying that you didn't understand the point of the videos.

>They're just jealous they're not a part of nerd culture
Yes I'm sure they're very jealous of youtube channels that get 1/10th the views and ad revenue that RLM gets lol

>>82561432
>>hurr people who enjoy things are shills hurr durr
No, people who PRETEND to enjoy things for views and money from studios are shills. That is literally what a shill is.

>>82561380
>>82561432
Wow you're way off, Chris Stuckman

The prequels are fucking good.

I've seen every Brakhage, do not accuse me of plebdom.

>>82560822

Holy fuck. Can you go back to fucking /po/ with your buzzword shit. Jesus christ.

This is the most cringe post i've ever read.

You can enjoy a movie and criticize the culture behind it. I can appreciate a movie by Polanski and still acknowledge that he's a criminal who should be brought to justice.

>>82561594
Don't bother bringing reason and intelligence to an RLM thread on /tv/. It's a waste of your time.

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>>82561562
>most cringe

How can anybody dislike Blade Runner and like Marvel capeshit and then call themselves film """"""""""critics"""""""""?

>>82561562
Obama lost, get over it

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>>82560884

>>82557347
Edit out the boring action, and it was fairly decent.

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It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

>>82561734
>http://moongadget.com/redlettermedia/index.html
>I've never really thought of myself as a critic; I'm just a guy who likes movies.

>>82561903
>DUDE IMMA BE A /tv/ CELEB XD
You're trying too hard

>>82561903
Mike's love for Jurassic World always baffled

>>82557347
>Make fun of youtubers trying to pander to nerds and selling them a bunch of literal garbage with logos on it
>enjoy a movie because it was fun
'the fuck is wrong with these hack frauds???!!!

>>82557347
It's one of those cases of "it's okay if I do it but I am going to make fun of other people that do the same"

Also buy our merchandise while we shit on companies selling merchandise and toys

>people legit surprised that Mike liked a movie because it's fun and Jay liked it because it's James Gunn

Hey what are you guys doin in here?
Talking about movies??

>>82560485

It will become more obviously capeshit next year when Avengers 3 part 1 debuts with them in it.

>>82562408
Nobody is really surprised, but /tv/ just can't stand not ironically bitching about guys they secretly wish they were friends with and are bitter because they're not.

Sounds like a lot of you guys really don't like Red Letter Media. Why do you make ten threads a day about them?

Does anybody have a copy of the deleted Pre Rec from a couple years ago where they talk about Mike sobbing in the parking lot after they saw "The Fault in Our Stars?"

>>82563097
Stop trying to make this a thing, you fucking retard.

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>>82561903
devastating and irrefutable

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>RLM are Disney shi-

>>82557347
I'm fairly certain they always contradict what they expect to be the opinion of the public contrarions. So as to piss them off more/make more jokes

>>82557347
they're hacks
BRING BACK JESSI
BRING BACK JESSI
>BRING BACK INTEGRESSI senpai

>>82561903
Not really. It's in line with his opinion on Titanic and Star Trek 2009. It's repetitive slop made to appeal to as many people as possible, but still competently made and enjoyable because Mike is also a person.

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>>82557347
>"HAHA I LOVE THESE GUYS"
>They have a different opinion than you about a movie or get too popular
>"UUUGH THESE GUYS SUCK. REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT!!!!111"

Everytime.

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IM DYING LAUREN

>shot on adam Sandler's style of humor
>Literally do the exact same style of humor

This is the one that annoys me most. Show me a classic RLM funny bit and explain how it isn't the exact same shit as adam sandler.

Most of the "jokes" they do are Mike saying something with a funny face or with a funny voice

"ENDLESS TRAAAASH"

Hahahahaha!

>>82563562
Right now it's boiled down to "they shit on DC but like Marvel movies? fucking shills!" and "they liked TFA and disliked Rogue One? fucking hypocrites!"

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>>82563528
>BRING BACK JESSI
>not wanting more Gillian

>>82563538
RedLetterMedia fans, everyone.

>let me make this excuse for liking a well made movie because I suffer from an inferiority complex since I always feel the need to differentiate myself from the herd

This narrative is more cancerous than the one we established before.

You're making him look worse. Well, they are self-proclaimed "hack frauds" after all.

>>82563650
If you honestly can't understand the difference, no amount of explanation is going to help you.

I can't even wrap my head around getting so enraged that two Midwest schlubs liked a movie that I didn't like. You fuckers are creepy and sad.

>>82563768
Please explain why Plinkett having explosive diarrhoea is hilarious but Adam Sandler shitting in a cubical is not funny.

Oh wait you can't. You're a hypocritical pretentious snobby pleb

>>82563731
Except he's doing the exact opposite of that. If he wanted to feed his ego he'd just lie say the movies are shit and poorly made.

>>82563834
He knows he'd be labeled a mindless contrarian if he did so. He pushes the boundaries just enough that he doesn't lose his credibility.

>>82561903
BASED

>>82557347
Hey faggot. don't mess with RLM they're our only friends here. Sometimes i play them in the background to feel like i got company.

>>82564012
You've put way too much thought into this headcanon. Seek professional help.

I think they legitimately like those movies but they shouldn't make those segments where they make fun of how many Marvel movie sequels is coming out while basically loving each one of them.

The only married news team in the tri county area

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>>82557347
Not all superhero movies are capeshit, and the nerd crew movies made a pretty clear point that they were making fun of all the real sellouts.

The point they were making, you boot licking plebeian, is that when you make a coherent movie with its own unique characters, setting, and style you can create a great movie.

Meanwhile when you make a movie by committee, like the Avengers movies and whatever BvS is, you get a piece of shit movie with a blue space laser.

>>82563650
>someone make my argument for me while I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82557347
There's no hypocrisy in mocking what those hosted advertisements do, and then give a good review to a good movie.
You want to find hypocrisy because they (deservedly) shat on your favorite flavor of capeshit, and much like a child defending his videogame console, you hate people who disagree with you.
The problem is all with you, my man. Try to get your shit together.

>>82559669
They bashed Rogue One because of the lack of character development, mostly. And it really did kill that movie, you can't be serious.

>liked tfa after making videos ridiculing other for doing so
>liked sequels and capeshit that they've been bashing others for liking

>>82559814
>Mike always goes on about how knowledgeable he is about screenwriting and story structure
Things that you imagined in your head dot tga

>>82564203
What are you even talking about? I laid out pretty straightforward my thoughts.

Remember the teaser to the Plinkett TFA review where he does a 2 minute long piss? And he pissed all over the toilet like "WOOOOOAH! IM PISSING EVERYWHERE WOOOOOAH"

Haha that was so silly and funny. You're not supposed to piss everywhere like that! Haha such smart well crafted jokes. You wouldn't get that from Adam Sandler and friends. No, that stuffs fucking TRAAAASH *funny mike face*

>>82564012
This. He doesn't want to be disregarded like Armond White.

>>82561224
Reminder that nostalgia critic posters are like that but fat.

>>82561562
Fuck you, I'll post my origami here and there's no way you can stop me.

>>82564318
They didn't ridicule anyone for liking TFA. Are you faggots brain damaged?

>>82561903
Avatar was terrible. You know who else lose their minds when some reviewer shits on something they like to the point of hating them with a passion? /v/. Mostly because the board is full of neglected children like you.

>>82561903

RLM BTFO

>>82564553
Not really

>>82562384
>It's one of those cases of "it's okay if I do it but I am going to make fun of other people that do the same"
Why do you keep replying to your own post? Get it together, son. They're not doing the same thing.
You're the one crying because they shat on whatever movie someone told you to like this week.

>>82564341
the only thing I remember about the plinkett review of TFA was the autistic screeching on here because they didn't savage it to the same degree as the prequels.

because tfa wasn't that bad.

>>82563528
>INTEGRESSI
What the fuck? Honestly, what's the matter with you?

>It's a critic can't make a good example of something he is critiquing episode
Boring, fuck off with these reddit e-celebs please.

>>82564521
>blatant lies

>>82557347
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

>>82564648
>what's the matter with you?
Weapons grade autism.

>>82563650
>shot on adam Sandler's style of humor
This is a sentence someone typed.

>>82564648
Lost all credibility when they kicked off the one contrarian and female voice

>>82564657
Make a better review, then.

>>82564695
Are you talking about Gillian? They didn't kick her off. She was a guest on one episode. And then she came back a couple years later for an episode of BOTW.

>>82564695
>INTEGRESSI
Do you wear a prescription helmet when you go outside?

>>82564679
****Shit

I'm still yet to see anyone prove me wrong about their style of humor being the same as Sandlers. They may edit and deliver it well which makes it work. But it's still the exact same thing they criticise.

>>82564795
You're the one posting retarded claims, burden of proof is on you, buddy.

>>82557347
Guardians 2 is a great movie. Why are people surprised that they liked a great movie?

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>>82564782
Nope, she was terrible.
>>82564785
Nope, I have a blossoming career in the pr game

>>82561903
New pasta??

>>82564872
>Nope, she was terrible.
So you're NOT talking about Gillian? Then you're talking about Jessi? When was she ever a contrarian?

>>82564818
The proof is the multiple "jokes" I mentioned they do. What more proof do you need exactly?

>>82564795
>They may edit and deliver it well which makes it work.
You more or less answered your own question, genius.

She doesn't like capeshit or nuwars so she had ot go

>>82565054
You didn't mention one. Go have your mental breakdown over there.

>>82561903
wtf I hate rlm now

>>82560884
kys, tranny

>>82565072
But they don't say the problem they have with that style of humor is delivery. They say it's that theirs no structure. That there isn't any real joke. But that's exactly what they do themselves.

AT-ST AT-ST!

>>82565826
>AT-ST AT-ST!
Wait are you using this as an example of them being like Adam Sandler? You realize that an internet review series isn't the same thing as a feature film, and the expectations of one aren't really valid with the other? Are you seriously this fucking retarded?

>>82561224
What's her Twitter?

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>>82565955
It's a literal faggot whore who ruins /tv/ for free.

>>82565881
>It's ok if YouTubers do it

Nice argument, pal!

>>82566091
Why are you so angry anon?

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>Hey Mike, did you notice the scenes that weren't in the trailer? That's really misleading for fans, they shouldn't include scenes in movies that aren't in the trailer

>>82566917
shut up tranny

>>82559912
>nostalgia pandering

>Did you care about the story of how Jyn had to live through.. FUCK THAT VADER WAS SO COOL! THE SPACE BATTLES! WOOO C3PO and R2 was there!

>>82567171
Has Jay ever fucked a tranny?

>>82567171
He's right though

>>82563097
love this meme

>>82557347
>loved force awakens
>spent 5 episodes shitting on rogue one
hmm

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>>82564273
Because Force Awakens is known for its excellent character development

>>82557347
I prefer straight shooter Alachia

>>82557347

It's funny. They try to be cool and above all that "nerd culture" trash.
But the fact of the matter is that they're too stupid to not be part of the nerd culture.
They enjoy their capeshit braindead fun time, even if they don't want to. They're IQ is just too low.

>>82569250
It had some character development, which is the point. That misfired sarcasm dates you rather well, sport.

>>82569654
>But the fact of the matter is that they're too stupid to not be part of the nerd culture.
t. angry colider fan trying too hard to be poignant.

Is Mike actually retarded?

Like Rogue One is a mediocre movie, but Jesus Christ if their commentary track didn't make me lose all respect for them. Their complete inability to follow what it is a very simplistic story is laughable.

>>82569654
>They're IQ is just too low
lmao

>>82569250
Honestly this. I understood why the characters in RO did they things they did, where in TFA they just seemed to do whatever suited them at the moment, regardless of backstory. Everything was rushed/forced.

>>82557347
>just because it is fun
why

u

not

kys

yet

?