What would you do in this situation if you were Morty?

>>82552475
Wouldn't be in that situation bud. I've always wanted to fuck a jellybean so I'd be in that tight gelatins butthole before he could say hello

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>>82552562
Mad men isn't Reddit at all you fucking fag.

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>>82552475
rape him

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>>82552475
Freeze up and get raped...

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:33:18 Post No.82555685
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>>82552475
But you're flawed (kicks him in the belly).

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>>82552475
gouge out his eyes and if possible slam the door on his arms/legs repeatedly to hinder his mobility

once he's immobile I could walk out, grab a glass, break it, and use it to tear open his veins

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