*blocks your path*

*360 walks away*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5bG8Rcpxo

Has a better scene of action kino and banter been made ever?
>woof

>>82548972
*you're

>>82548972
*SNATCHES YO ERRY MUTHAFUCKA BIRTHDAY*

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>Ukraine actually considers him to be a national security threat

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>>82549058

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>>82549156

>>82549058
*violently editing the movie*

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>>82548972
*teleports behind your birthday*

>>82549156
>>82549178
what is this expression trying to convey?

>>82549058
this is true kino

pure, raw, authentic artistry

https://youtu.be/LuqpR7BK3M0

>>82549058
>EVERYBODY, GET UP, AND ACT RIGHT
>I NEED A MEDIC
Fuck me, I laugh every time.

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>>82548972
*eats carrot*

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>>82549314
EASY

>>82549337
>AY, WHERE YOU GOING?
>What do you think I'm doing?
Classic dialogue.

>>82549218
how do he breath?

>>82549506
where is this from?

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>>82549527
He sets aside a lot of time for it

>>82549506
KEK DID THEY WHEEL HIM OUT CUS HE GETS WINDED IF HE WALKS FAST

>>82548972
you can tell he's an operator from the TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

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>>82549506

What did G*ogle mean by this?

>>82549580
Jesus H. Christ.

>>82549580
such a majestic creature

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>>82549648
>>82549655
>you will never operate this hard

>>82549506
super fastn speed at ridcilus movvments on scren

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>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

>>82549690
holy moly, how can russia even compete with that

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>>82549804
When Steven hits his mark he is LITERALLY unstoppable

>>82549839
There's a moment where he's pointing the gun at the column.

>>82549506
Is that a still image being dragged across the screen or is he on some kind of dolly?

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>>82549876
Enemies can come from anywhere, anon

>>82549839
post moaar

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>>82549903
Here's that infinity I was tellinyabout

>>82549958
>Almost 13 rounds, isn't that amazing

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>walk down the street
>see this
What do you do?

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>>82549978
It's one of the smallest 45's ever made, it's one of my backups, one of my personal backups

>>82549226
Pure, unbridled rage.

>>82549998
Stage a coup. If he's training them then literally anyone who knows how to do something besides charge while yelling can take 'em.

>>82549998
pee myself

>>82549902
whats underneath his coat? is he a TMNT?

>>82549902
>Deus Ex Human Revolution.webm

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>>82550184

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>>82549839
are you suppose to change hands when your clearing a room?

is this some sort of russian technique?

no wonder he was banned from ukraine

>>82550371
No. It is fucking stupid as hell, not to mention a tad autistic.

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>>82549580

is he the most powerful weeb?

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Do you think his failure to save that girl haunts him to this day?

>>82549226
He's trying not to laugh at Segal.

>>82549648
There are many more. Welcome to operator kino.

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>>82551079
SNATCHED HER BY THE PUNANI

>>82549244
You mean "autistry"

>>82549058
>that close up of that guy's face just being pushed

>>82551254
>filename
kek
why is he so fucking fat? he is literally having trouble moving

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>>82549058
>That random ass siren and explosion

Does anyone have that compilation of all the dumbass dickery Seagal's done and how he's actually a massive phony?

>>82549958
Post the window one. You know what I'm talking about.

>>82548972
..............cremated.........or buried?

>>82549839

why is he wearing two watches?

ok I'll be the guy
what are the names of these films
please