HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Scott is finished

That webm sure is funny anon, but you know what else is funny? You misspelled covenant and you think a bad movie could end Ridley Scott's career.

>>82548001


I don't really see a problem.

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welp, looks like I can spend another weekend away from the theater

>>82549946
sweet dreams doggo

>>82548352
>>82548827
Did you not see that horrendous CGI?

>>82548001
Which Scary Movie is this?

>>82550559
your mom looks like horrendous CGI and you didn't see Jamal complain.

how could they fuck up the CGI of that little white goober so badly? every webm i've seen if that thing looks worse than a fucking video game, like there should be funny cartoon sound effects when it's running around like a retarded baby. i already know no matter how good the story (if at all) is that this shit little ET will piss me off.

>>82548001

it really isn't so bad to have a thread die for this

>>82548352
>>82548827
>>82550800
this ridley internet defence force is truly sad.

>>82548827
it's not supposed to be a slapstick film

Can someone pls explain what the fuck this movie was even about?

I'm usually smart when it comes to complex movies. I understand End of Evangelion for example.

>>82548001
The dude is a hollywood cowboy, no ammount of box office blunder will tank him.

He does blockbusters on string tight budget and always delivers on time.

Dude is teflon in hollywood due to his work ethic.

Also he has a knac for amazing visuals.

BLOOD
IS
SLIPPERY
I don't get why this is a problem

>>82552303
Teenagers are used to seeing nothing buy hyper-competent Mary Sues as protagonists. That's the problem.

I'll watch this pure kino in a comfy theater while OP jerks himself to sleep with gay porn nightly