In the comics and all the animated series, Spider-Man is the guy with all the clever quips and one-liners.
In the MCU, it's Iron Man.
How will they solve this? The MCU can't have TWO quipmasters, can it??
>>82547053
Stark is quite the quipper in comics
>>82547053
Likely to be part of RDJ's retirement strategy. Transition to quippy spiderman and phase out RDJ.
You can only give a fuck about superhero movies for so long and he's rolling around in cash from it. He's on almost fucking ten years of Iron Man roles.
>>82547053
What happens when cosmic quips of the galaxy meets him in the next avengers?
>>82548950
Spiderman's current contract only has one more movie than Iron Man.
>In the MCU, it's Iron Man.
Everyone does it in the MCU, even the one-scene background characters
>>82548973
Doesn't conflict with my theory, desu.
Who ISN'T a quipster in the MCU?
>>82548966
Imagine just how jarring that airport scene would look if it also included the GotG crew. It already looked stupid with all the differently designed heroes against a plain, gray background, let alone without the inclusion of a blue wrestler, a green alien chick, a raccoon, and a tree person. Get ready for that.
>>82547053
Is this an actual shot from the movie? Why does RDJ look like he's in front of a green screen?
>>82549118
They are.
less quips and more "i'm sterile and therefore a monster" character arcs from the useless non-super powered women
>>82549118
They always are. Every shot is in front of a green screen. If they shoot every scene of every movie in front of a green screen they can fool us into thinking that's what real life looks like
>>82547053
Is RDJ wearing stilts in this scene?
>>82549129
Why are these movies so fucking lazy? Just film against an actual skyline. This is Wiseau level shit.
>>82549179
The answer to that question is always yes.
Who isn't a quipper in MCU though? Even the more 'stoic' characters still throw out quips left and right.
Only one i can think of is Thor.
>>82549179
>>82549214
this is normal right?
>>82549243
>tfw no matter how much money he makes he'll always be riddled with anxiety about his height
Manlets live a tough life.
>shit the bed and reinvent yourself however many times
>go on to retire@$20m/film
really sautes my crab shells
>>82549184
> Spend day/s of principal photography finding a good physical location.
> Spend like atleast 1-2 hours carting thousands of dollars worth of equipment to roof with good
> Organize 20-30+ cast and crew to get up on a rooftop, paying them by the hour.
> For a 20 second scene of them talking.
> Spend 1-2 hours carting equipment back to set, everyone getting paid all the while.
While i agree with you and think modern hollywood should just scale back their production so it's not so encumbering to get those shots, that shit's fucking hard man.
>>82549303
>20m to do a couple weeks of filming a year most of which is in front of a green screen in LA
>>82549319
Most of these films make more than a billion dollars a piece. They can afford to put in the slightest bit of effort.
>>82549302
You can work out and can stop being fat
Plastic surgery is getting better and better.
Surgery to get bigger is ridiculous and and dangerous.
I am so glad I am not a manlet but I feel for you guys.
>>82549319
next thing you will be saying is that the jews / hollywood / comic book movies / disney / marvel studios has somehow ran out of money and talent
>>82549376
>Most of these films make more than a billion dollars a piece. They can afford to put in the slightest bit of effort.
shut the fuck up
putting in effort early means you'll need to continually raise the bar
do fuck all and no one expects quality ever
>>82549376
When 90% of the viewing audience doesn't notice, and of the remaining 10% that do only 1% actually gives a shit, no, they don't.
Welcome to Disney World motherfucker.
>>82549414
Talent, years ago. Money, nope.
But being purely pragmatic, spending thousands vs spending hundreds for a 20 second scene that statistically no one is going to give a shit about and is in no way going to negatively impact their bottom line, i fully understand, even if i don't support filming in such a way.
Just don't pay to see their movies, it's literally the best you can do.
these movies are for children and man children
>>82547053
peter = beta
spidey = quipster
he only gains the dgaf attitude when he's in the mask
>>82548950
Strange is set to inherit Ironmans place though
>>82549184
also SECURITY reasons. like protecting the shoot from paparazzi and people who would want to just put a bullet into RDJ's head
>>82550280
>celebs divulge personal lives to shill movies
>complain about paparazzi, demand special protections
i really, really hate how hollywood gets away with bullshit. sad thing is this irritates me more than any of the child abuse/molestation topics that get brought up about big producers.