why are there so many Stephen King adaptions coming out this year?

>>82540074
Because a galaxy far far away is actually Hell.

We enjoy horror stories the most when tyrants are in office

>>82540074
King makes kino

>>82540158
But Obama is out of office and Hillary didn't win so this makes no sense.

At least its not capeshit.

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Because Stephen King is dying and this is his final hail Mary.

2 years to live, top.s

>hello I am 16 and just aware of King adaptations
That's nice OP, the rest of us have either been suffering them or enjoying them the rest of our lives.

i like stephen

>>82540662
>a 70 year old might die soon
WOAH SHIT SON

BETTER MAKE ANOTHER PRO/ANTI TRUMP THREAD

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

*Startles himself with a fat and falls out of the thread via trapdoor*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>82540734
Are you okay, Anon?

>>82540734
Haha what the fuck

>>82540734
What did he mean by this?

>>82540734
This comment if fucking hilarious for some reason

>>82540074
Because Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

>>82540074
For the same reason the movie business does anything: money.

We 80s nao

>>82540074
cause the KINGVERSE, duh.

>>82540734
>*Startles himself with a fat and falls out of the thread via trapdoor*
what did he mean by this guys?

Reminder that The Dark Tower ka-tet is, apparently, composed of only Roland and Jake. Oy, Detta, and Eddie are not important enough to even get trailer time.

>>82540697
no shit there are a ton of King adaptions anon, but there are a shit ton coming out this year specifically. when was the last time we got 4 movies and 3 tv shows in the same year from the same author?

>>82540734
Somebody calls the 911 he's having a stroke !