What is her sex junk again?

>>82539273
somebody post the webm of bill nye dropping the beat.

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>>82539282

>>82539322
RIGID

>>82539273
Most of it doesn't even make sense.

Can a song be kino?

>>82539273
It's "so oh, oh, oh"

Britbong here. First time I've watched this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg

Fucking hell, bros. You got trolled hard

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>>82539273
I think we can all agree the lead singer is hot, right?

>>82539322
BRAVO

>>82539322
COOL
LITTLE
SEGMENT

>>82539322

What's this dance called?

>>82539322
he looks so senile the first few secounds

>>82540269
She's a 6/10 at best.

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>>82540269
JUDEN

I give my vagina a voice, I hope everyone else does that *cue applause sign*

>>82539273
As marriage rates continue to drop.

>>82539322
David Byrne got old and turned into a chicken.

Nobody likes plain vanilla ice cream fucking ew.

>>82540433
Her acting like a degenerate slut drops her down to a 3/10.

>>82540394
the reddit shuffle

Who's the Asian dj? The shit she yells at the beginning is unfunny and retarded but she looks cute

Her stinking rotten pussy that smells like a million black dicks and a few lesbian fists.

>>82540394

The fuck drumpf and fuck white people twist

I cannot believe someone was paid money to produce this segment


The song is something I could write and perform. None of the jokes land and Rachel Bloom is out of breath for half the song.a lot of the lyrics are nonsensical ("skyping a sad clown?", "flirty wood Sprite?") and she fucking tries to rhyme "on it" with "on it"


I would take half as much money as the producer and come up with less embarrassing shit

>>82540900
"that's exactly the right message, rachel"

>>82540900
>I would take half as much money as the producer and come up with less embarrassing shit
Nah, you couldn't. Because that money wasn't to do a good job. That money was to make it a little bit easier to sleep at night. Ya know?

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>>82539273
How did this pass the focus group?

Genuine question

>>82539765
fcuk this is worse than I thought it was going to be

>>82539322
Hope the sellout is enjoying his cash

DUDE HEDONISM LMAO

>>82540900

WITH LOTS OF SCHMEAR

>>82539273
I'm not lying when I say that this video was the sole purpose I dropped the atheist bullshit and embraced Orthodox Christianity.

I am dead serious. I can't handle liberals anymore. Canaanites....all of them.

>>82541302
what the fuck is schmear lads

>>82539322
>sex how you want it, its your goddamn right

but it isn't

I hope her twat falls off in the toilet to be quite honest

>>82541353
jew cream

OH OH OHHHHH
OR OR ORRRRR

>>82541175
George Soros

>>82539765
>Buttstuff is "just evolution"

So glad I won't be here when humanity dies.

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>even liberals are appalled by this

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>>82539273
>It's evolution, ain't nothing new
>There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
>Just add salt or Gérard Depardieu

>>82541353
rachel blooms pusy juice

>>82541561
Why? Why? That lyric makes no sense. Was Gerard Depardieu the ONLY thing that she could rhyme with taboo? Does she want to fuck him? I hope she dies.

>>82541353
Cream cheese.

>If into fun things piss and scat why not get creative and fuck your cat?
Was this line really necessary?

>>82541787
Raimi has gone too far this time

>>82540394
The Share Blues

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>>82539273
Just add salt. OR...

>>82541561
>stew
>Depardieu
that doesn't even rhyme

>>82541855
The Record Correctors

>>82539322
>that thousand yard stare in the dancing chick's eyes
I almost feel bad, she probably just did it for the money

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Cant believe they got Siri for the next episode to talk about being healthy at a larger size

>>82541604
please don't culturally appropriate me.

>>82541757
its le_rand00m french culture reference because Im she sees herself as an educated american

>>82541561
>FRENCH TREASURE
Is this some sexual euphemism I'm not aware of? Or did they really just feel the need to tell everyone he's French?

>>82539322
Wow! you can see his soul die in real time.

>>82541352
You are retard.

>>82541904
where's the BBC?

>>82539273
"Drag queen, drag king
Just do what feels right
You're a tall pansexual
Flirty wood sprite

Who enjoys a Fleshlight
In the cold moonlight?

(dorky interlocutor)
With a sad clown
Skyping via satellite?"

What the fuck are any of these lyrics supposed to mean? what the fuck

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>>82541400
>tfw bill nye is encouraging pedophila on his new show

>>82541787
>I prefer black men from the deep south
>I let them take turns and shit in my mouth
A little over the top, I'd say.

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>>82542187
Fucking sweet.

>>82542231
Same. Based jews.

>>82541352
>having such volatile principles and views
you know where to go

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>>82542114
>You're a tall pansexual
>Flirty wood sprite

Pan was a sprite who lived in the woods and liked to fuck.

>Who enjoys a Fleshlight
>In the cold moonlight?

Stretched rhymes that nearly break cadence

>With a sad clown
>Skyping via satellite

He has a weird clown fetish. lol so randumb

>>82542114
That's exactly the right message

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>>82539765

>>82539765
I still haven't managed to watch it all the way through

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>>82542187
wtf i love bill nye now

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>>82539765
>when your on the soap box

Why does it end with a bagel joke? What does being jewish have to do with anything?

>>82541942
see >>82541920

>My sex junk
>Zoboomafoo
>Penis vagina
>Go Chug a Choo-Choo

I am completely lost as to the meaning behind these lyrics.

>>82542336
Who here /ForrestSprite/

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>liked the song she did for the Flash/Supergirl crossover
>then I see THIS

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Imagine being Bill in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Rachel Bloom, you fuckin' fine, all famous with your literally who show and horrific androgynous blubber body. I totally love your song, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is school some dumb conservatives on reddit in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only pretend to dance while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and sweaty skin, and just sit there, beat after beat, shitty lyric after after shitty lyric, while she perfected that song. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THOSE CHROMOSOMES and DAMN, SCIENCE SAYS *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her horric perversion of science contort into types of degeneracy you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been nothing but coasting on your elementary school level show and later staged talk shows on CNN for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Aeronautical Engineering school and Boeing. You've never even seen anything this fucking forced before, and now you swear you can taste the fallacies being raised by each line as she sings them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "progressive(for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with yes men writers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bill Nye. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>82542628
This doesn't work because Bill is a humongous pleb

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>>82542628

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>>82539273
>My clitoris, wobbles like a weeble
>When a smear my poop, on actor Stephen Seagal

Jesus Christ, lady. That's not even how you say his name.

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>>82542628
>Jamie Lee Curtis

>>82542628
you forgot to change one of the Jamie Lee Curtises to Rachel Bloom

>>82542807
>>82542817
FUCK I never proof read.

>>82541895
Professional dancing is not fun anon its like fucking for 8 hours in a short timespan based on how much stamina you need.

>>82539765
Is it bad that I think this validates a lot of /pol/'s points about the media?

This is shit. There is no way around it. It's worse than the worst slam poetry.

>>82540394


The It Was Her Twist and Turn

>>82542784
or spell it

>>82539322
>that moment when the climate denier goes to jail

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>>82539765
We are speeding towards the abyss with no end in sight

>>82542265

Heaven

>>82541400
>don't mind me, just fucking my cat, Bill Nye said it was ok

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>>82542368
no one can

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>>82542913
Speaking of /pol/ was right, TV, and slam poetry.
https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8

How far can you make it?

The far left have become the people at your grade school assembly rapping about how drugs are bad.

>>82543151
D.A.K

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>>82543508
>SHUH-CLANK-CLANK

What did he mean by this?

>>82543516
Aw yeah, MC Safety and the Caution Crew

>>82543508
Holy shit.
Rolled out of bed.

Be honest /tv/: Would you fuck her?

>yfw you think anons are memeing fake lyrics and you kek audibly then you find out they are the actual lyrics and you stop laughing and want to kill bill nye

>>82541496
>you now realize that the reason asssex was frowned upon in the Christian Bible is because condoms didn't exist back then and God didn't want his creation to be wiped out because of an antediluvian gay aids epidemic

>>82543995
SHUH KLANK KLANK

>>82543508
this honestly isn't as bad as i thought it would be

>>82540703

DJ Seahorse

>>82540384
REALLY
SPECIAL

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>>82544110

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>tfw try to impersonate based pusy poster
>get no (You)s except for real pusy poster
>>82541604

Does anybody else think that this was honestly more insulting towards gay/bi people than straight people? Like Nye says that sexuality isn't a choice, but then he:

1. Airs a weird cartoon where a straight character is convinced to join a gay sex orgy (conforming two gay stereotypes, that it's a choice and that gays are perverts)

2. Then telling Rachel Bloom to try to put together a song about sexuality, and she compares fleshlights to bagels and butstuff, then Bill embraces her and says "that's the right message"

It's fucking weird. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that Nye was deliberately mocking the far left.

>>82539273
>*runs out of breath*

>>82542946

lol

>>82539273
either john or joyce

>>82539273
"Oh. Oh. Oh."

>>82544222
You're in denial, the first stage of loss.

That's exactly the right message!

>>82542784
>My clitoris, wobbles like a weeble

THIS IS A REAL LINE FROM A SONG ON A SCIENCE SHOW

>Bill Nye brainwashed himself by spending all of his spare time on r/politics

>>82539765
I feel like, if she wasn't so tone deaf and actually able to sing, the song might have been less bad than it actually is

>>82544307
I don't think I'm in denial, I'm in confusion. I have nothing against homeosexuality, which is a very rare but still natural thing, and "transgenderism" (wrong brain for the rest of your body), which is even rarer....but Nye seems to basically be implying that it's 100% up to personal choice. That's wrong, and incredibly disturbing. Ultimately, there is a real genetic part of you that determines your gender identification and sexual orientation. 99 times out of 100, you are attracted to the same gender. 99.9 times out of 100, you identify as your own gender. The other 0.1 times you have a mental illness.

>>82539273
>My vagina's tight, like my dope rhymes
>If you fuck little kids, I think that's no crime

Holy shit.

>>82544479
I think he's just hopping on the cash train. Where I live a lot of people are starting to identify as "non-binary", and I think a lot of it has to do with their friends doing it and them trying to feel unique, because at the end of the day they still fuck only women and haven't gotten a sex change.

I don't have anything against people who do stuff like taking hormones and shit, but I can't really imagine why you would want to do that to yourself.

>>82544166
EXACTLY
THE
RIGHT
MESSAGE

>>82544522

>I must confess nothing gets me hard
>like seeing cute panties in the schoolyard

what the fuck were they thinking

>>82544470
Have you looked this twat up? Cringe is her schtick. Her next most famous song is "Fuck me Ray Bradbury"
https://youtu.be/e1IxOS4VzKM

>>82539273

that was so terrible I think you gave me cancer

>>82544640
>My clothes are pink, my rhymes are dope
>and I fuck more little kids than the pope
what the fuck man

>>82544732
A grill that appreciates the work of SciFi author, Ray Bradbury? How quirky and le cute XD

>>82544732
wowzers those bazongas

>>82539322
You can actually pinpoint the second his credibility rips in half.

>>82543627
>I BE HAVING DREAMS OF CHOCOLATE COLORED WATERMELONS
What did he mean by this?

>Sex junk

What's she's saying is that her pussy is garbage. It's probably been used so many times by men and women that it's now rotten and smells like trash.

It's probably all stretched out and plesureless that only a guy with the most gigantic donkey dick could ever find pleasure in her gaping, slack pussy hole.

>>82539273
>Gender's a spectrum, that's really cool
>So is boinking children, at the swimming pool

WHAT THE FUCK, NETFLIX?

>>82540900
The song sucks but to be fair theres nothing inherently whong with rhyming on it with on it.
I mean the white stripes have done similar, many have

>>82541400

>tfw bill nye's show promotes rape

>>82545159
and black people rhyme nigga with nigga all the time

>>82539273
Can we all agree, regardless of the politics, that this was cringy as fuck?

>My nipples long and pointy, I'll eat your bum
>Just don't mind the herpes, I got 'em from your mum.

>>82545332
ROSES ARE NIGGA
VIOLETS ARE NIGGA
NIGGA RHYMES WITH NIGGA MY NIGGA

>That dude's an Indian, it's called diversity
>Don't you dare let Milo near your University

Really activates the almonds.

>>82545374
Yeah. I don't think anyone disagrees with that. Maybe a couple of greenhaired trollops with tumblr blogs dedicated to animated porm, but I don't think they really count.

>>82543508
>UH
What did she mean by this?

>>82544732

>ray bradburry

plebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0rgZf35KxU

>>82540269
Watch My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for more Rachel Bloom. That and wonder what the hell happened that this came out of the pipeline rather than thrown into the trash.

In case anyone is wondering how the Dems lost Florida again*, this is why. We've got no tolerance for this shit. If you keep doing this, us Cubans in Florida will continue to vote Republicans, and the Mexicans elsewhere (like NZ/Arizona) will just stay home. You're sabotaging your own party.

Honestly, Trump saying "we will build a wall" is less insulting to us than some jew bitch saying "it's ok to be a faggot".

*I assume that these threads are started by leftist shills

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>>82539322
Why did they say sex how you want it, it's your Goddamned right? Isn't this the same people who want women to be signing consent forms before sex (that they can back out of later)? If sex necessarily involves at least one other person how is it your right to fuck or be fucked by that person in whatever way you want? Isn't it more of a privilege of being able to find another person who you think is sexually attractive who is also into all the same sex shit as you? I mean what if you're gay but no other gay men find you sexually attractive, hypothetically? Is it your Goddamned right to have gay sex? Could you sue someone for not slamming your butthole? Can men sue women for not giving them their rightful sex? I don't really understand this line in the song in particular.

>>82545871
She's referring to how women have the right to sex with Chads

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>>82545845
>Thinking anyone cares about Communist Spics living in the undisputed asshole of humanity

Please remain where you are, Paco. We don't need you culturally enriching places in the US that aren't already a giant garbage fire.

>>82540900
Can anybody explain these lyrics to me? What do "flirty wood sprite" or "sad clown skyping via satellite" or "damn skippy home slice" or "bagels with lox" or "schmear" even mean? It seems to me like she had a stroke in the second half of the song.

>>82545871
Who is this cutie patootie?

>>82546134
That Russian figure skater loli

>>82545691
>>82545054
SHEH KLANK KLANK

Fugg I wish I remembered the link to the remix video.

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>>82545965
So your average DMV worker landwhale 60 something black hippo can have a state-assigned sexChad like state healthcare?

>>82546134
None of your business.

>>82546096
>"flirty wood sprite"

She's referring to the Greek God Pan, the root of the word Pansexual

>sad clown skyping via satellite

Refers to sad pathetic people who can only get laid via webcam

>damn skippy home slice

General slang term meaning, "Yes, you are correct, sir.

> "bagels with lox" or "schmear"

Bagel refers to a yeasted bread product originating in Jewish communities in Eastern Poland. Lox is a type of smoked salmon. Schmear is the yiddish word for cream cheese. The three ingredients are used to make a breakfast sandwich commonly found in the North Eastern United States.

>>82545845
>I assume that these threads are started by leftist shills
It is obviously an invitation to mock Bill Nye's show, and if you read the thread you would see that coming from the left and the right. Presumably, a leftist would not want to draw attention to the flaws of a show that agrees with their worldview.
>In case anyone is wondering how the Dems lost Florida again
No one cares about cubans, the main mass of Florida's voting population is old people.

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>>82545735

>>82545845
>Us stupid communist mexicans will keep voting against our own interests because gay people are yucky

No idea why we don't throw you back in like the rest of the garbage that washes ashore.

>>82541352
>I'm not lying when I say that this video was the sole purpose I dropped the atheist bullshit and embraced Orthodox Christianity.

>I am dead serious. I can't handle liberals anymore. Canaanites....all of them.
Holy shit me too. I looked up local Orthodox churches in my area and everything.

>>82541353
pap smear

when a chick gets her vagina checked out to see what STD's she has.

>>82539322
could this shit be any more cringeworthy

>>82546409
based

>>82539765
That's exactly the right message, Rachel. Nice Job.

>>82546096
i'm still lost of the whole "sex junk" thing, is that some kind of science speak that is above my head?

>>82540703
DJ Hapa AKA Death2WhytM3n

>>82545871
Just give someone a handjob anon, give it a try

>>82545845
We'll said Cubano

>>82546435
Are you retarded? We're Cuban-Americans, not Mexicans. We contribute more in taxes than the average American, commit less crime than the average American, are more Christian than the average America, have more loyalty to the USA than the aver American. We have nothing to do with Mexicans, we never have, and gays are maybe the least relevant reason for us voting Republican. We just really hate leftists.

Now gays, on the other hand, that's a problem for you west coast faggots to deal with. Good luck with your Mexicans.

>>82544522
>>82544640
>>82544830
It's a different time.

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>>82539765
>must I choose between john or joyce
>people are born in their spectrum of sex
>choice
????

Democrats are all sickos and perverts who want to make everyone bisexual or gay.

They're pushing the transgender children thing (almost always young boys) because they want to normalize sex with children. Young boys are always the targets of adult male homosexual perverts.

I bet Bill Nye diddles children

A poem by me a colossal faggot

Since I was a young boy
Dancing wearing dresses girl toy
Beaten by boys all everyday
Wife I was made them play
A sunset over the river passes
Oh boy lets see how this lasts
Something something genitals

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>>82539765

Anal sex is evolution said the "science" show.

>>82539765
You wouldn't see real factual science explained like this.

I feel like Bill Nye and shit were trying to go for Tim and Eric style ironically bad, but they forgot to add the irony.

>>82547272
There was an old thing on TMZ that said Bill Nye was fucking Robert Picardo.

>>82542400
Lola?

>>82539765
It's like those sex ed plays in high school but with the degeneracy amped up to 11

>>82540394
The Cuck

>>82545871
MEN ARENT ENTITLED TO SEX JUST BECAUSE THE GIRL CONSENTED OK

>i swear our world is full of fun and sex, not an orgy of ugly liberal people without libido

>>82541352
Holy shit are you that fucking stupid that science made you more religious? Gender is a spectrum. This is an indisputable scientific fact. Get over it, stormfags.

>>82541400
What if I want it, but she doesn't? Is it still my right? Wtf I love Bill Nye now.

>>82545845
What's wrong with being gay though?

>>82544083
>God didn't know exactly when AIDS was going to drop
Not all powerful. Checkmate Christians.

>SEX IS COOL WITH PISS AND SCAT
>HECK I'D EVEN FUCK MY CAT

Jesus

>>82544479
I still don't understand why they move to get things changed so they aren't called mental illnesses while advocating mental illness acceptance. If there is a chance to treat it why not put some research into it? I guess people have become too wrapped up in everything being an identity.

>>82539273
So Oh, Oh, Oh

>>82545451
Is that really a line? I don't want to watch it because I have a low tolerance for cringe.

>>82548971
You're shitting on your ancestors by failing to pass on your genes

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>mfw looking for reactions to this song
>all websites basically say its funny and that conservatives are mad
>none are willing to admit it was fucking terrible

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>>82545871

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THIS GOES OUT TO MY BIPEDS THAT IDENTIFY AS LADIEEEESSSSS

OH OH OH

>>82540716
I heard it creates a schmear

>>82545845
>*I assume that these threads are started by leftist shills
dumb spic

completely putting aside the lyrics, that song is abysmal musically
i think that's a big part of what makes it so comical for me

>>82539322
DJ SEAHORSE DID NOTHING WRONG

these are started by leftist shills. they are grasping for relevancy with their little cuck hands

>>82550573
probably not because they legit prefer not to be associated with this or have the blatantness of it all forgotten

>lets penalize white births and bring in immigrants
"oh wait guys forget that! DONT POST ABOUT IT OK. IF YOU DO YOU'RE TRIGGERED"

>>82550616
No they would rather have any attention as long as "the issues are in pubic discourse"

>>82539765
>>82539322
I want to make half jewish babbys with Rachel Bloom

>>82550693
that shit was too blatant. It literally made me want to be able to drop my atheism. It was like the devil tipped his faggy hand

it was all in one go, gay shit, trannies, anti white births, SCIENCEtm, atheistc "foward and enlightened"

>>82550763
that's how libturds push their agenda. they advocate for the most ludicrous shit so they can get a compromise and then repeat the process. even talking about it in this way legitimizes it more than the idiocy deserves.

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>>82542628
>DAMN, SCIENCE SAYS *THAT*??

>>82544263
spanx and morbid obesity will do that to a person. each of her lungs was probably the size of a pear for that performance

>>82545871
Only women have the right to sex anon.

>>82546283
>> "bagels with lox" or "schmear"
>Bagel refers to a yeasted bread product originating in Jewish communities in Eastern Poland. Lox is a type of smoked salmon. Schmear is the yiddish word for cream cheese. The three ingredients are used to make a breakfast sandwich commonly found in the North Eastern United States

So is she talking about having a yeast infection or wtf?

>>82548249
How *DARE YOU* slander the name of the best Doctor? HOW DARE YOU?

>>82545845
Good man

>>82548155
Well somebody went in to Rachel Bloom's wikipedia page and added that her style is "cringe humor" so maybe she meant to be cringy. However, it seems like the cringiness of this belittles or at least detriments the very cause these hollywood liberals are trying to push...

I just don't know, man...

>>82541400
tell that to the cucks at /r9k/

>>82539765
Wtf did he mean by the Clown

I just don't understand that part of the lyrics

>>82547083
I mean I respect your pride as an American, but don't get so pissy. Everyone knows Americans of Cuban descent hate commies unless their daddy never hugged them. Could you guys beat the shit out of Puerto Rico? Like do a Bay of Pigs there? Because holy shit they are the faggiest commies ever. Ugliest and fattest lesbo feminist, too. Southern White trash is more attractive and more well-tempered.

>>82546283
So if you can't get laid become gay?

>>82546038
>Cubans living in America
>Communist

Why do you think they left Cuba?

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>>82539322

the day the music and science died

>>82539273
It seems like people are actually watching Youtube embeds in this thread so here's the most important one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vo-XgqPNxU

>>82545159
Usually when an artist rhymes the same word, the word before it rhymes with the previous line's second to last word. Rarely does anyone decent or better try to get away with just rhyming "nigga" with "nigga".

>>82553362
Meant for >>82545332 as well.

>>82539765
"Get off your soapbox"

Oh my how ironic

>>82541175
The focus group is jews.

>>82545871
Are you a fucking moron?

Well I already know you are because I read your post, but I thought I better point it out to you.

>>82543508
I've never seen the man in the painting you just posted, is it possible to get a quick run down or explanation of who he is?

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>>82539322

>>82541352
>Gets offended by reality
>Decides to go into a fantasy role play echo chamber because they're the only ones willing to pander to your retardation.

>>82542187
>liberals are going to legalize everything except cunny

I still want to know why they dubbed in "That's exactly the right message, Rachel!"

>>82541400
This. Watching a single nature doc will show you that not all animals are winners.

>>82553143
stop shilling eggy.

who else just sort of tired of media/people being overtly sexual?

>"Oh hai I'm bipansex with a hint of otherkin and don't even think about calling me by my dead name (its steven btw) YAAAAAAS grrrrl"

When did people stop acting like normal humans? When did "Hi I'm Steve" become not enough?

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>>82541787
>>82542212
>If you're feeling down, like your dick could be a little bigger
>Just hold that black bitch down, show her you're better than nigger

Damn, I hope Nye got paid well for this. His career is over.

>YOU HAVE A PUSSY
>I HAVE A DICK-A
>SO WHATS THE PROBLEM
>LETS DO IT QUICK
Who allowed this

>>82554949
Kek

America needs to be destroyed desu

>HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
>WHIP IT OUT ILL SUCK THAT COCK

What did they mean by this?

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>>82554581

I see you've stumbled upon what even die hard liberals call "the most effective alt-right propaganda" they have ever seen. fuck the antifa

>>82554377
Not an argument.

>>82539765
All the fact, proof and evidence provided by this song. Damn.
How can gender-spectrum deniers even compete?

>>82541175
I wanna cum inside Sucy!

>>82552938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

>>82539765
Pretty embarrassing for all concerned.
>that's exactly the right message
The message seems to be act like a slut that will fuck anybody in any way possible

>>82542668
arnold would fuck anything with a vagina but the original is still great

>>82545735
where's the scene where the young jew boy walks in on her in the bathroom filming herself take a dump for joyangeles.com? somebody make a webm of that?

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>>82555570

>>82553143
Wait, when the fuck did he get out of the mental hospital? I remember he tried killing himself last year and was taken away.

>>82554696
The majority of normies don't know what furrys are let alone otherkin

>>82540394

genocidal glomp

>>82539765
I mean I've been seeing the memes since this came out, but I never ever could have imagined this cool little segment being as bad as it is

>>82556757
who was in the wrong here?

>>82556732
?

Was this, dare I say it, a /coollittlesegment/ ?

>>82557018

thanks for enjoying our show

>>82541175
>netflix
>focus group
I'm sure they just make whatever the stakeholders want.

>>82539322
he doesn't deny climate change

>you don't have to be part of the global elite

>to sniff and worship and lick a girl's feet

only decent line in the song

>>82557018
it was exactly the right message, that's for sure

>ywn eat bagels with lox and schmear

>>82540703
kill yourself pathetic weeb.

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>>82542114
2deep4u

>>82539765
>this is what white world becomes because of jew trickplay

>>82550549
she said that this song goes out to bipeds which is ableist.

>>82540394
Vagina dance

>>82558801
who is this 100% Pure qt?

>>82540394
The Spectrum.

>>82539273
this and the ice cream thing was fucking retarded, and the panels he has that take up half the show dont do much

but the beginning part kinda made sense. i still dont like it, but it made some sense.

>>82539322
>its your god damned right
uhh can I have a loving gf please?

>>82542628
>It just defaults back to jaimie lee curtis quarter way through

Dunno why but that made it funnier

>>82543508
this is satire