You look stunning, Princess. MAHAHAHALOLOLOL

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I could fit like 3 of my truck tires under that shit.

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I understand the concept of "beautiful at any size" but surely even that has its limits? What is this shit? She needs a dose of reality.

Who dis THICC????

>>82537105
No no no
Why did they let her wear latex
My fetish is overpowering my disgust
I can't let this happen
I'm stronger than this

UUNHF SIT ON MY FACE WITH YOUR SWEATY LATEX ASS AND MAKE ME BEG FOR IT MISTRESS

Who is she and why should I care or be outraged? I mean besides being ugly fat fuck.

>>82537105
why wear something that's going to make you look fatter

>>82537310
TURN BACK ANON IT'S NOT TOO LATE

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>>82537310
Maybe the hot air balloon was the only thing that actually fit?

>what kind of dress do you want?
>a red tarp

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>>82537334

Read the sign, goddammit...it's Adele on MTV.

Damn, Vladimir Harkonnen looks like THAT???

>>82537358
If you finish to something more defensible, it doesn't count. Opening a Hailee Steinfeld tab for safety
>1st generation to jerk it to women online who we wouldn't give the time of day to IRL
What a time to be alive

>>82537451
Chrissy Metz you dingdong

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I thought tarps only came in blue??

>>82537105
People can be as fat as they want to be. Just don't expect me to think or say that it looks good.

>>82537334
It's Pierce Brosnan's wife

>>82537105
She's large and in charge.

ugly fat cunt
throw her in a work camp

>>82537505
sometimes you just gotta disgust yourself

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>>82538410
Poor guy

>>82538541
oh god she looks like emilia clarke now

>>82538541
>Be 9/10 Chad
>Get slim, qt wife
>Make her gain weight to live out your fetish
You can't really feel bad for him. Its all according to plan.

>>82537162
>driving a truck

>>82537233
The sad thing is that if you ignore all the fat, she is actually pretty

>>82539081
fuck you, dumb cunt.

>>82537162
I don't understand why everyone is clapping for this shit...oh youre so brave for being fat...fuck off

>When you fuck a fat chick and she keeps bothering you and you ignore her and eventually tell her to fuck off then months later you invite her over for fat girl bjs

I call it giving 'em the Blonsky

>>82537105
>>82537233
>>82537162
You're a big guy

I heard it was with contract she be that massive and they'll lipo out during the show to progress the story

>Chrissy Metz stuns in latex dress at MTV Awards, has message for body shamers
>Chrissy Metz wore a burgundy latex dress at the 2017 MTV Movie & TV Awards on Sunday night, and guess what: she totally rocked it!
We are reaching levels of unreality that shouldn't even be possible

>>82537514
>Chrissy Metz is an American actress. She is best known for her role in...My Name Is Earl as Chunk

We're the body shamers though, not the Jews

>>82538541
Keanu Reeves on the right? Is everyone from The Matrix a woman now?

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>a fat hog wearing a plastic dress under hot stage lights

>like dessert
>dress as jello

Was it autism?

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what acting job did chungo land anyway?

>>82542942
You know it's cancer when they talk about someone "rocking" an outfit.

>>82544459
She's going to explode

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>>82537105
>>82537162
>>82537233

God bless your tailor, sweetie, I've heard of fruit by the foot but never fruit by the yard! Whose, the designer, Betty Crocker? I've heard of sneaking candy into a theater but this is ridiculous! Let's hope your wearing cellophane panties, you never know when you'll have to peel yourself out of your dress.

it legitimately looks like she's wearing a shower curtain....and I'm pretty sure the average shower curtain needs less fabric

>>82537105
She looks like strawberry jelly.

>>82545237

I miss her :(

>>82537105
>>82537162
>>82537233
>>82537370
>image.jpg
LMAO

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>>82537105
>>82537162
>>82537233
>>82537370
>>82544459
Health at every size, guys. :^)

>>82537388
>got any circus tents?

>>82538420
MIB cartoon?

>>82544459
God I'd love to stick my head up Dafne's skirt and get a taste of that sweet tight cunny.

>>82544459

>all those pretty, skinny, girls around her laughing


I almost feel bad

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>>82545912
Watch it, pedo

>>82537105
Cake, vomit, cum, shit, pig's blood? Just hose her off and you're good to go.

>>82538420
Of what the dessert table?

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Melissa, I don't think she looks awful just think she's overdressed! I mean Ive heard of dresses that look painted on but if it can stand on its own that's a few coats too many.

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>>82537105
Looks like a sick hybrid of a human being and a jello mold

How does one get this fat without changing their diet?

>>82547193
Got to bed shitlord

>>82546327
damn that's a good joke

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>>82537105

Dated a very big girl on and off. Best part was she was horny all the time. Also hungry all the time. Brain cross wired/integrated perhaps.

Worst part was the consistent ass stink and lung removal oxygen crush of weight when she was on top.

Always do doggy and garner an elephant spray hose when the olfactory sense is overloaded.

>>82537105
fat pigs give me a fuckin boner

>>82546327

Joan needs her own thread on /tv time to time as funniest female comedian ever and the ultimate rebuttal for the 'no female is funny' posts.

>>82545237

Thumbs up forever. Even Howard Stern worshiped her talent (inb4)...

https://youtu.be/jN9mFUfRzbM

>>82547901
The obamas had her killed for outing Michael as a tranny.

>>82537105
>>82537162
>>82537233
Hey, Johnny Sac died for that woman. Pay some respects.

>>82547289
I'm not him, but he makes a good point...she didn't wake up one day and weighs 400lbs ( or whatever)...when she got to around 250 she should have tried something different

>>82548251
Is that what happened to Gary Coopah?
Was he eaten?

>>82548339
>she should have tried something different
She did, she went from ribs to steaks

>>82537105

I can smell her vagina from here.

>>82537162
what happened to us?

>>82548383
Kek

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>>82545237
>>82546327
>>82547901
>tfw you realise all the brilliance we could of got during Trump vs Hillary had she still been here.

>>82537801
Naw. I got a green cammo one.

>>82537105
>>82537162
>>82537233
She looks like a giant Christmas pudding.

>>82544459

GIVE ME THE POPCORN

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And her comes Dafne Keene, who I've always said is a true Autumn, and whats more Autumn than that delicious candy apple look! I could picture her at any county fair with a blue ribbon around her neck. Anyway did you know my mother used to send me to school in that exact same outfit. If I came back wearing a tweed jacket instead of army fatigues, she knew i had been to class.

>>82537310

>My fetish is overpowering my disgust

I know that feel. My fetishes tend to break the age and body barriers.

>>82545912
Lewd

>>82545610
>>82547697
>>82547901
I miss her too guys. These jokes are so simple yet no comedienne today could pull them off.