why didn't frodo hide the ring in his bum?

>>82533823
Cause then Sauron could see his dumps, stupid.

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>>82533823
Why didn't your mother abort you?

>>82533823
What if he had to shit?

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>murder the dad of some pissed off guy with a sword
>slowly reach towards the guy with your ring hand
what the fuck was he thinking?

>>82533823
ring is getting bigger and bigger. so it could be extremely painfull since he's a small guy

>>82533823
Because sam would disappear

>>82536140
i laughed so hard at this i woke my wife and son

82536140
XD XD XD LMAO.
also no faggot, you will not get (YOU) this time

>>82535974
For Boromir

>>82536181
You and i both know SOMEONE was going to post it

>>82536175
samefag

>>82533823

Well if it has powers when you put it on your ring it'll probably we way more powerful when you take it as a suppository so Frodo would have OD'd on magic and died.

>>82536221
its the most >HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL< and (((reddit))) tier thing, thats why

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>>82533823
Because the ring might accidently slip onto a polyp and he would turn into a new gollum.

>>82536268
And i got my (you) - no one cheats me out of a you. KEK

>>82536223
I'm his wife's son. Can confirm.

>>82535557
Hobbits don't poop.